₦airaland Forum

Chanchit: The person in that pix is surely not Toolz. And what the hell is this story doin in the FP...!?

I don't knw why some people are so steewpid when it comes to spreading silly rumours. Chuddy K bought brazilian hair for Gbemi. Gbemi also works @ beat fm. Artists normally do this kind of things to get into d good books of OAP's. And most of you commenting here do not knw Toolz, if Iyanya should stand beside Toolz, the only evidence you would need to knw he's not a dwarf is because is because he carry weight.

king arizona: Hmmmm....
In BILL GATE's mind --- (lukka this small black boy dey dream to take ma number 1 position!!! Na play u dey hoihoihoi#laffin in american)
In DANGOTE's mind --- ( mmenh c dis illgal white man o... E just b liks say mak I send ma boko haram brothers mak dem con bomb u collect ya money gimme mak I tak that ya number1 sopt!! White bamboo!! Kihkihkihkihkih# laughing in hausa...
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________LAST BOMB - I have a dream that 1 day I'll be celebrated like this men AMEN!!!

Mr.chippychappy:
LOL @ his heavy yoruba accent

Inik: What a thread! Guys went in hard on all sides, Nigeria vs South Africa vs Ghana vs Cameroun vs Botswana

rokiatu: Laugh wan kill me.

big-t:
There are many tpes of fart.
Pra!
Miaun!
Tiun!
Kooooba!
Gbrrrrr!
fkf!
Gbaa!
Gbuu!
Gbarararara!
And the silent one..... Kfffffffffff!


Oniso-oniso, a.k.a. Jelili.
Fp straight btw, where is the guy that dumped his gf because she farted
ıɥbıʇa * oʇuozɐ + oʇɹıʞs buıɔuɐp ¿¿¿uıɐbɐ ʇsɹıɟ

big-t:
There are many tpes of fart.
Pra!
Miaun!
Tiun!
Kooooba!
Gbrrrrr!
fkf!
Gbaa!
Gbuu!
Gbarararara!
And the silent one..... Kfffffffffff!
Nigga u crazy!!! The bolded absolutely killed me. Now am laffin madly in d library with everyone includin my Oyinbo girl thinkin am crazy

Oniso-oniso, a.k.a. Jelili.
Fp straight btw, where is the guy that dumped his gf because she farted
ıɥbıʇa * oʇuozɐ + oʇɹıʞs buıɔuɐp ¿¿¿uıɐbɐ ʇsɹıɟ

thelastPope: People do not play football to make money from their countries. You make money from your club. You play with pride for your country. Whatever you are paid is a bonus. Countries dont sign players on

shymexx: Obviously, can't wait for the world cup.

I just hope an African country will make it to the semis for the first time.

Egypt, Ghana and Ivory have been great in the qualifiers.

Nigeria's alright and Cameroon has been rubbish thus far.

We need our best 5 out there to rep for the continent.

Nomski0: lets say i was going to apply, what do i have to do?

joseph1013: Exactly! I'll be surprised if Mexico does not beat and if we don't get disgraced at the Confederations' cup.

Emenike, Moses and Kalu will not be around for the friendly and the Confederations' cup.

I will finally submit to Keshi as a good coach if his team performs in the coming games.

Nomski0: I dont care much about looks......he should just be okay both physically and financially.....but he has to treat me right, be faithful and love me unconditionally, as i do him

HARDEYLEKE: age iz no longer by her side....

Airforce1: This woman should go and marry please... I'm tired of seeing her bleached face everytime on television station and magazines

She's not getting any younger

collynzo2: Give us facts not unproven statistics Nigerians rule your economy, all the major banks in Ghana are owned by Nigerians, the biggest telecommunication carrier in your country, Glo is a Nigerian company, your countries premier league os sponsored by a Nigerian company, so much for a 'Somalia-like country' lol

gboss4sure: Make una dey yarn nonsense, all those niggas with 6packs how much have they got? My dear I prefer too much money to any fukin 6packs or 10packs.

collynzo2: what a babaric nation, from the little they allowed him to say the tool was pronouncing 'what' as 'wet' lol 'figures' as 'feegairs'. Listen to an English man pronounce those words.

PetroDolla: LOL So Ghanaians are ‘lazy’ and presumably nigerians are hardworking,huh? So what happened to those groundnut pyramids of the north in the 60s? and what happened to the large plantations of palm trees around Nigeria in the early years?

Today ‘hardworking’ Nigerians wait for the end of the month when they can go to Abuja to collect their oil money and spend it. Nothing is happening. Go to the various governors’ offices across Nigeria and all you’ll see are hundreds of people jostling to see the governor for handouts. When momodu sheriff was the governor of borno state, he used to drive around town and wherever he saw young people gathered, he will stop, talk to them and then order a TV set and DSTV be installed for them! In many govt offices around Nigeria you’ll see hundreds of lazy, opportunists hanging around looking for ‘contracts’- an euphemism for handouts!
I’ tell you a bit about what the ‘lazy’ people of Ghana have done! They produced more than one million tons of cocoa annually? How many cocoa bags did ‘hardworking’ Nigerian produce? Ghana recently signed an agreement with china to supply a million pellets of cassava to china.'Lazy' Ghanaians supply flowers and vegetables to European markets daily!

Is it a surprise that the most profitable industry in contemporary Nigeria is kidnapping for ransom? Indeed we all can see the results of ‘hardwork’ by Nigerians! Their sh1thole is a good evidence of what ‘hard work’ can do to a nation! Today, ‘hardworking’ Nigerians import everything, including toothpicks! Funny country, funny people!