₦airaland Forum

skytouch: I have two to share here and I attributed both to divine grace of the almighty God. 1. I was at d last stage of d interview with FIRSTINLAND in d year 07. In attendance was the zonal director of d bank,d area executive and head,HR. I was busy taking abt mysef when the Area Ex looked at my hobbies and saw football. He then asked: which club do u followed in premiership?I said Cheasea and that was end of d interview. I got d job. The 2nd one happened last march at my current place of work-a leading bank in d country today. I faced 6man panel comprising one young pretty female woman.I got wrong all d questions they asked abt my experienced in ma previous bank. It got to a point in d interview, I was just laughing when I don't know wat to say again. But, I noticed, d woman was looking too much at me. After d whole thing, I was asked to stay outside for them to decide if they employ me. And lo , I was employed. I knew within me that it must be that pretty woman at work. So, I waited till late in d eveninig so that I can thank d woman. Behold, she told me that she likes and believe that I can do d job. She went further to tell me she had to persuade all d 5guys that they shu take me! Miracle!

Hope nuthng is happnin betwn u and d lady now....cuz it seems she has her way arund Men.........lol

Best Tread of d day/week......LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama wicked sha............see political apointees in d making..
der hopes wher dashed in a short while..
Obama u too Much!!!

i hope dis babes will get proper and good funding for their projects..if not a gud dream will jst die...
9ja ppl fit tanish and bury hopes alive..
#justsaying

Pls Change d Topic...its too misleading.....der is NUTHNG hapning in Jos...stop creating panic....

If sumthng is hapning in a local govt..name d local govt and stop making it look like d whole state or d capital of d state is on fire...

Nawa ooo 4 una....

engrtee: I wonda y d poor keep on borning triplet why d rich born just one. Any xplanation

the mostly drink cheap beer, paraga, local herbs, fertility drugs and soo on...hardly will u hear a rich man giving birth to babies like dis...d only one i heard of...dey wer rich but no kids 4 like 4 years..den wen she took in..she gave birth to 3 at once and am sure she must have taking all sorts of concoctions to take in...

profstar: Am yet to marry becos my girl is not ready, isn't that a good excuse

I hope no be. Say na one guy dey servc her. 4 one side..wen she is ready..na wedding card she go bring. 4 u...of her wedding!!!!#justsaying

rush j.:
hw far did it go? was it documentation or what? pls respond

didnt go today...tied down at work...maybe wednesday or friday..maybe ppl will not be much den...

Its Well

Who are dos der 2daypls let us knw hw it goes b4 we come 4 ours. During d week....

floriana: VDJ very dry joke. For the first time, I wonder why this made front page.

u must be a saddist!!!

Mynd_44: But if my wife ever cheats on me, I am getting a fûcking divorce

What if she catches u Cheating....
Will u beg 4 forgiveness or Support her to Divorce u...SMH

[quote author=sexkillz][color=#000030]Na wa. . .

I no know the wan wey deserve attention pass, whether na the kissing matter, or your "hinglish". . .
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Seeing jst one error....u shuld knw dats a typo-error...

blaise26.abj:
OP: you are there now. Walk up to the groom and ask him why. Atleast we will have 1st-hand info.

Will Ask him latr....
Pls Front Page....Let's Here More Views!!!!

freecocoa: The spouse that will refuse to kiss me on my wedding day dey madt ni?
I must have kissed whoever I'll marry countless times so I'm sure such won't happen to me.
OP I've been to a wedding where a husband hugged his wife when he was asked to kiss her, they didn't know each other well enough, it was one of those marriages that were match made and everything was done sharparly so its not a new thing, they were prolly shy.

Oh okkk.....Well dis My First tym...dat Hug is Bad na....

Am still sitted in Shock @ a Wedding Reception...
Afta d Drinking of Wine and Eating of the Cake....
The MC said its time 4 d Groom to Carry his Wife....d husband wispered to d MC..afta sometym d MC said OK..
He shuld KISS the bride..With utmost shock..d Husband Pecked her..den d crowd said NO..dey must Kiss..

The Bride didn't Agree ooo.....Her Head was Down....d husband Streched..her head was down..until d Whole Music was stopped and in utmost silence..everyone was Quiet....She slightly raised her head..and he Pecked her lips..not even d Kiss....

My Question is: Where dey Never intimate??
Didn't dey plan 4 dis
Will dey even do d Main thng tonyt
Or She hasn't accepted him Fully n dey r getting Married?

And its not a Village Marrriage if I may add...


Pls what will u Do if ur Spouse refuses to Kiss u on ur wedding?
Matured Views Pls....

Siena: My kids don't "celebrate" Haloween. I don't like what Haloween stands for, what it celebrates.

I ignored the doorbell all last night, as kids came trick-or-treating.

Gud to see u in anoda Section..apart 4rm. Car Talk!!

africanrapper: Having a similar challenge too.

She's smashing hot. Her office is the next office from mine. Initially, she showed signs of wanting me to ‘toast’ her. Just this week, I did. To my utter shock, she’s now singing a different tune: “Uche, I want to be alone. I don’t want a boyfriend”. We should just be friends…blab la bla.
Now, I’m like WTF? Why did you show all those signs of wanting me to do toast you? Why the mixed signals?
Meanwhile, I’m dying to date this chic, ‘cos I think she has bright prospects.


What do i do?

Shun her....she will come begging..she wants u to keep on toasting..2 TRY and see if u truly Love her....
Meanwhile if u shun her 4 Long na she go dey hussle u....lol....Dats Life

fabulous01: Is not true dat is only dose dat submitted letter from Sen,or whtver letters.......a friend got d text and he ddnt submitt any letter, naa u need to intensify your prayer for this opportunity. Thks. Congrats others

I thot u said Confirmed on d day I posted dat...
Meanwyl see u at d Chat/Screening btwn 5-9th Nov...
Cheers Boss!!!!

@NonyBose I can see u r online, hw is wrk going? Hwz d pay like..and hw r d work conditions?

@Teeman, wen u say, d pay is nuthng 2 write home about...wats d range??
I Strongly bilv having d Job is better dan Staying at home..
And nuthng is alwz Rosy 4rm d begining...

Congratz 2 my Bro with d text..But is he d Only one with the text? 2ndly, did u attend d first intavw at d strong tower plaza in Sept 2011 Pls let us knw wher we fall?

Thanks and God Bless!!!

I Wonder why all of una dey Complain....its jst 4 dis momemt dat d Hardship will bite hard..but in a very Short wyl ppl will Acclamatize with d situation..

It has Worked in So many states..even Jos dat d Road netwrks are bad....are used to d Situation....

Rather than Running ur mouths...
Gather money and buy keke Napeps and flood d Streets with it..see hw much dat will fetch u weekly...

Lots of ppl in abj are Thanking God 4 El-Rufai...
Lots of ppl culdnt drive bcuz of hw reckless dis Bike men are..but we can sEe Women today..who neva thot of driving.. Are driving today..

We need 2 look at d bright side!!!!
Cheers!

fabulous01: Confirmed

Dats gud...4rm Different Sources...I hope it works 4 Us dis tym!!!!!
Amen!!!!!

candieangel12: When I was in the 7th grade, I got in trouble at school for smoking weed. The principal called my parents and informed them. They scolded me. Then I got in more trouble for skipping classes with friends, getting in 1 fight, and getting caught with alcohol. By this time my parents were tired of scolding me and told me if I get suspended one more time then they would send me to an all girls boarding school. I didn't listen because I hung out with the wrong crowd, one day me and some other students got caught high. We took some ecstacy pills and we were high as fukc. The school found out and sent us home, my parents didnt even care anymore, they had already made arrangements for me 2 go 2 the boarding school. Now, I didn't want to go 2 the boarding school and leave my friends behind and my parents refused to listen to my begging so then I got my friend to act as my lover. We pretended to be dating and then I told my parents I was a lesbian, I thought it wud scare them from sending me to the boarding school cus my parents are serious homophobes lol. Well the plan backfired, instead of sending me to the boarding school, they sent me to Nigeria. LOL. I had to stay in the village with people I didn't even know. I stayed there for a year, but I am glad my parents did that because it changed me into a better person. I learned a lot from my stay in Nigeria and when I came back to the states, I was a completely different person. My parents were even shocked self. If they hadn't taken the action they did some years ago, I would probably be in jail right now. lol.

Why is it dat dis Story to sounds like a LIE......Grade 7 with drugs,weed in d US of A..who was selling d alcohol to u Minors? Lie lie no dey end....choi....

News Reachn me 4rm HQ is: d started d Compilation of d 2nd batch list wich started last week.. But as u all know dey are starting with d names of those submitted by Senators,Ministers,House of Reps et al b4 dey come down with d "Others".....Let's Pray dos 2nd Batch go favour us all.....
Amen.....
Just ma 2 cents!

Thanking God 4 his Grace,Mercies and Love.....
Am Thanking God 4 d Job am gona get b4 dis year runs out.....
Amen!!!!!!!

Funke Pakuromo....

Imanuelle: Tonto dikeh's song is worse than the ALUU4 slaughter!

Worse dan goldie's BBA 4ckup

Wicked Wicked Wicked.......
I actually bilv d Songs aint dat bad.....but 4 d Fact dat she abused Fans on twitter abut a Song. She's abut to release..dats wat cuzed her dis wahala...but mhen I had a gud laff with all dos DPs on BB afta a hard days wrk!!!!

Now d scientists will look 4 how to make artificial Liver......#Godiswatchingyou

Today is d 18th day of October.....Dos who said dis October....wher r ur Sources?

Na Underground levels and Na Calling Levels nw abi??
Abi d list don comot everyone is mute..@rushj since u we're at d HQ..u didn't tell us d outcome?
Info pls.......

rush j.:
@ Abuja HQ now tryin to c the MD abt my apptmnt letter. waitin @ d reception now. I nid ur prayers guys..

Abegs Chief,hw did it go
Have dey started giving d Letters?
Pls let us knw....
God Bless!!!