₦airaland Forum

yicob:
If i were to be a woman, i would love my man to be. ,  . . . . . .

dead @ you tryna save yourself. It's ok. . . I mean not ok but let it go we won't forget but we won't keep talking about lol

spikedcylinder:
Yes you do.

Don_Ese125:
Yeah stevie,but chemistry is d 1st subj u think of when u hear rxn,i mean,i shld know,not to blow my own trumpet,but i was a straight A science student,but dere's sumn in bio . . its floating in my head.

k. Post it when you remember.

We remind them of chocolate.

yicob:
I love my man to be dark, tall. . . .6.4ft(because am 6.1) and ambitious. He should also know how to cook.

He probably has a different ID that is female and he thought he was logged on with that. It's funny how the truth always comes out.

NaijaWifey:
Getting a good nigerian man who knows how to seduce a women is like playing the slots in Vegas,  some times you hit but mostly you miss!

and you were one of the lucky few to get one that seduce blah blah blah. . . Some of ladies are so quick to generalize men but your lovers are never part of that stereotype LOL!!

Don_Ese125:
don't u get it,dark rxn? There is no point.
P.s-ur id reminds me of sumn i did in biology way back when.

More like chemistry. Rxn = Reaction.

lauradovey:
@ Everyone

As annoying as you guys maybe because I called you worworish, I know you still want me, but I am sorry, You can't have ME! I AM HOT AND BEAUTIFUL!

STFU!! LOL!!! We're not the one with the thread titled "Boyfriend Needed Urgently."

spikedcylinder:
Wait a min. . . .hold the phone. You made sex with her? 

LOL!! That's the latest slang. He was making love to her but somewhere along the line he got bored and just straight up had sex with her, hence, he made sex. 

I'll prefer the curse than to have to keep buying ugly bags for her.

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LOL!!! I'm just playing. I disagree with you poster.

KarmaMod:
Writing correctly isnt the same as "sounding American"

He is talking about writing correctly? That's not what I interpreted to be. Nevertheless, it's still stupid because some Europeans and Americans write so bad. And also, migration to a Western nation doesn't not mean that your English automatically improves.

faya2000:
Hi guys.please i want to talk about kissing.i started kissing a girl sometime back and all was good.after a while it was like our teeth started colliding.we kiss a little it happens again.whats the cause.is dere a particular style or what.what tips can i get.how do women like it. guys let me hear from u.

ROFL!!!*dead*

ROFL @ this thread. Dude has been desperate since December '07. Ladies, please get at him and help him out of his misery. . . we don't want this thread running into '09.

@topic, that doesn't mean anything. It's like a Frenchman moving to the US; he doesn't, all of a sudden, start sounding American or stuff like that. When he opens his mouth you can hear his accent, when he writes you can tell he isn't American but that doesn't change the fact he is in the US.

whatever90:
wrong,d problem wt u men is,u prefer listening to lies than d truth,if she told u she had sex 10 mins ago,u def would have called a hoe,so what r u driving at?

I wouldn't. I'll be like "Oh! Round 2?" No I'm just playing but I won't call her a LovePeddler.

Me: How often do you have sex?
TNW: Never. I'm a christian. _{But few minutes ago she was all over me.}

Me: What is your definition of a romantic dinner?
TNW: Mr. Biggs
Me: What?
TNW: Yes na. We can get meatpie and doughnut and wash it down with coca cola.

eldee:
AIT: What are your future ambitions
Popular Artiste: Going to heaven

ROFL!!!

Me: What kind of music do you like?
TNW: Beyawnce, P-Square, Marah Carry, and Westlife.

Dark_Rxn:
and you love writing poems. so?

Yeah and not so many guys can say that so it is pretty unique. But pick a random Nigerian girl and ask her her hobbies and I bet she'll say, modeling, reading and listening to music.

Me: Who's your role model?
TNW: My parents and God.

DavidDylan:
Me: hobbies?
TNW: modelling

She also loves reading and listening to music.

Hesperus:
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Seriously?

Yeah!

I remember seeing one

What turns you on?
Her: Being in God's presence.

DavidDylan:
me: what are your likes?
TNW: Honesty
Me: what are your dislikes?
TNW: people that tell lies.

If you doubt me please look for the sungirl on page three of the sunday sun.

So freaking true!!

Me: What do you do for fun?
Typical Nigerian woman: Shopping and going to the sahloone.
Me: The where?
She: Saloone, ah ah are you deaf?

DavidDylan:
i had course to look through some pictures on facebook sometime ago . . . it seems nigerian girls have a serious problem figuring out the difference between an evening gown and a maternity dress.

You say evening gown and she comes fully decked in traditional attire with shoes, earrings and lipstick to match.

@typical Nigerian woman, you seeing the rich man in your dream doesn't make him your husband.

KarmaMod:
Lol get better standards abeg. If by mentioning women with 8 kids for 5 men in prison is a way of trying to make Naija women jealous then you are obviously confused.

LOL

4 Play:
The way some of una dey shape una eyebrows sef! You will pluck it all out and draw a line that almost extends down to the cheeks.

ROFL!! ROFL!!

Dark_Rxn:
na b/c of the stereotype[b] black men got big dicck[/b]. so get over yourself.

naija men annoy the mess out of me  

I don't know about the rest but judging from me. . . that pretty true.

@topic, you think we can't seduce but your African American friend is dying to be with us.

KarmaMod:
Bad Fashion sense or the fact that they use one toothbrush for 5 years.

"This is the one my mama bought me when I first went to boarding school, I ca never part with it"

Nigerian women aren't innocent either.

@typical Nigerian woman, the true test of a man's love for you isn't how quick he buys a recharge card for you.

Dark_Rxn:
iT'S FUNNY HOW NONE OF THEM CAN TELL US THEIR DEF OF SEDUCTION

Let's flip the switch; what is seducing to you Nigerian ladies?

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]I know you don't bash the ladies, but why are you joining them now  these lonely nland men

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Like I said, the women I was helping bashed me.

ibkaye:
Ok a shout out to naija guys, please enlighten us, how would you go about to 'seduce' a lady? Tell us jor  

See what you ladies don't understand is it is not something you talk about/verbally express, it is a doing process especially since we need to see how the lady is feeling and now the next course of action.

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]yes you guys are whining like babies
Same goes for you, "Where were you" when the negative threads were created regarding Nigerian Ladies?
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Well I for one stood up for the ladies only to be bashed hours later by the same women I was standing up for.

DavidDylan:
seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you can't breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.
Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

It funny because somehow their stomach always finds a way to hang out of the clothes as if it needs some air.