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v3nom4eva:
Whats the wackiest thing i ever did, well i called up my girl @ a phone center, told her to close her eyes for some mins, had her feelin like she was bein kissed, she came twice, and to my gr8tst surprise, after hanging up, the call attendant was so Hot dt she askd for my number, and well i nailed her right there in her shop, weird,right?

so she n i've been having supposed"phone intimacy" for sometime now, its somewhat koool, and she cums like crazy, when i meet her, she just grabs my d and starts saying some shit in calabar i NEVR understand,
Make i no go further,

*dead!!* ROFLMAO!!! Freakin LIAR!

You deserve it. How can you give a stranger your IM addy and phone number? Are you that naive? Better surrender your butt to him before he hunts you down. . . remember he knows where you live lol.

So y'all got a club? When and where do you meet? He just might visit and take a couple of them to-go

<-- Rumor has it that he loves 'em bad girls.

Let's get back on topic now, shall we?

@topic, I think it's a tad too quick.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=201200.msg3150697#msg3150697 date=1227838803]iice maybe  [/quote]oooh. . . yeah about that. Let me see what I can do . . . no promises though  

sillyboy:
So na Stephen dey close threads now. . . .na wao oo.
Stephen go open that thread if u don't want me to call u your name.

STFU you just had to ruin the freakin moment. I just got online.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=201200.msg3150678#msg3150678 date=1227838430]stephen honeyhttps://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif baby boo
https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/11.gif would u please unlock my thread [/quote]I need to find out who locked it. Got a clue?

Can we please not go offtopic on this one?

@poster, _{Wait. . . *repositioning my turkey belly* There we go} That is creepy as hell!! I woulda stayed to talk though, you may have found your man.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200905.msg3148835#msg3148835 date=1227815719]Good guys are boring. . . . . . .and predictable!!![/quote]Like bad guys, some good guys overdo the "goodness" thing too. I can't speak for all good guys, but ladies say I'm fun to be with.

chika98:
what a smart response

It's the truth.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200905.msg3148788#msg3148788 date=1227815290]Majority of em love the excitement, buzz and the thrillz the bad guys bring to the table.[/quote]Good guys can be all that and more. They probably just love the concept that they are fighting with other women for his love and attention. Sad.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200905.msg3148750#msg3148750 date=1227814847]Don't be too sure. . . . .  .Some of em have depreciated and reduced to their 2nd hand value. [/quote]ROFL!! I must be at your wedding to see if your bride's an angel. By the way, they are only human and they make mistakes like dating the bad guy but many become wise and marry the good guy and live a fruitful life, others can be found on the street, hopping from car to car to get some money.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200905.msg3148708#msg3148708 date=1227814361]Good guys will always win??
More like good guys will always feed on the crubs n scraps left by the bad guys. [/quote]Touche. LMAO@crumbs and scraps . . . that's wrong though, it ain't like women are some piece of meat.

Well, poster hasn't said if she's dated bad boys before.

@Sauron, remember when I told you that the good guys will always win . . . isn't this clear evidence? 

@poster, wish I could help but sorry I'm taken.

Daaammmmn, this is hella embarrassing.

chika98:
This first one goes out to Stephen P

You are so fine! Chineke! He created you on the 8th day ooo
Plus i can see you write poetry which is really good plus ina asu igbo well. hmmmm
Onye nwe anyi gozie gi oooh. Amen.

*bowing* Thank you, thank you.

chika98:
How come naw
I just want everyone to come out and appreciate y'all.

Seeing Thanksgiving is around the corner?? Umm . . . that's not cool lol

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=200670.msg3143019#msg3143019 date=1227731844]Singing Janet Jackson's

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What has he done for me lately
Huh huh huh yeah

Oops sorry, wrong thread, thought this was the "what song are you listening to right now" thread [/quote]Rapping StephenP's lines,

Hell naw,
I used to say those words that you wanted to hear,
Just to make you feel good.
I spent the time just to show you I care for you so much.
But you changed and you made things this way for us,
But you put the blame on me,
Girl you messed up what it could be
And now you've got the nerve to ask me
What I have done for you.

I swear this is an illusion. Is this an actual appreciation thread? The motives are wrong but wow, I never thought I'll live to see this. *walks away in amazement feeling like anything can happen today* _lol