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4 Play:
They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.  

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.

KarmaMod:
Save it in your blog  

KarmaMod:
as for the second part, no be you pigs that bleat that "food is the way to our lard clogged hearts"

why complain?

H2O2:
That's such a dumb reply.  How would you know if it's good until you read it?  It's not like your psychic super instincts will tell you.

KarmaMod:
If it's good, why not?

KarmaMod:
Write a book instead.  

4 Play:
The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies?  Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]ROTFLMFAO OH MY GOSH NLAND MEN HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES
Damn i feel sorry 4 their girlfriends(hmmmmmm if even have one)
It not by force to date Naija girls since they are not worth seducing, chineke is that hard to do
Have never seen real men whine like Nlanders men [/size]

KarmaMod:
Gays recite poetry  

MrCrackles:
And hair extensions!!

Dark_Rxn:
Who said poetry was romantic.
I'm sorry, it's not.

DavidDylan:
its not even about the sex . . . the typical naija woman thinks a date = silverbird galleria and mr. biggs.

DavidDylan:
Nigerian men this, Nigerian men that . . . . same ol' same ol'.

Nigerian women look great before marriage and crap after marriage.
Nigerian women spot cellulite on their bellies and thighs and expect you to still see them as sexy.

Droopy boobs, poor dress sense, forever tired, lacking in bedroom initiative, always nagging . . .

and yet its the nigerian man that can't seduce?  

Truth be told, when you see some nigerian women you'd rather seduce your goat . . .

KarmaMod:
In other words, men are cheap abi?

Dark_Rxn:
If he can get it up and good at what he does in the bedroom, she'd be the one begging him.
No need for money. . . . if. . . .

Dark_Rxn:
How can they not know it if they're leaving their marriage or r/ship when their men are not even trying their best to show they know the act of seduction.

tope2000:
Honey I'm sure that was a typo
It was meant to be Nigeria MEN rite?

aloraboi:
Just like T-Pain sang it. . .

My girl got a girlfriend, I just found out but it's aiit, because !mma make it do what it do. . . ehh!
Having 2 chicks is better than no chick! O boy try coax that other babe make una do party! no dullin!

~Sauron~:
Mr. Playa finds himself lonely?? What happened??
Shortage of gullible women in the world or what??
StephenP. . . . . . U can do better than this.
When Playas lose all the set of girls in their kitty to marriage, they breed other ones.

DavidDylan:
boys here sef ma dey claim bad boy.

Okija_juju:
I also think that many atimes, they get with these "Playas" because they believe they can straighten him out. BIG MISTAKE

Okija_juju:
Why can't you eat the same meal everyday of yor life??
ANSWER; Its not healthy.   

badboym:
Once a thief is always a thief, Whether right or wrong.For me,I don't think I'll ever stick to one BITCH.I don't know about him.

~Sauron~:
Really??
Care to know how many NL's "bad boys" get on an hourly basis??

Women still settle for the BS that playas bring. Lets even assume they move on(for argument's sake), they are more likely to date yet anutha playa.
Remember they have a certain requirement/standard a guy must attain. . .

After their break-up with Playa A, they still have this standard imprinted on their minds and will only settle for guys who can meet it.
Unfortunately, only playas have these requirements so she would still end up with Playa B.

~Sauron~:
It's a conundrum. . . . .
She either sticks to someone she is not attracted to with the possibility of a marriage OR be with someone she is attracted to with a possibility of a broken heart.
Trust me, women of these days still choose the latter. They always go for what they want(Metal Boyz).

Okija_juju:
But does the fact that a guy is cheating on his girlfriend make him a "badboy"? 
What if he has a good reason and dosent want to hurt her feelings by breaking-up with her.

~Sauron~:
Babes like mimi4eva are not attracted to the "Mr Nice Guys". . . . .She gets bored easily with them.
She wants a guy that has got loads of mystery about him, a guy that struts his masculine sexuality.
Dude, just as men are turned on by a woman's femininity, women like mimi respond to overt male masculinity(a player has loads of that).

Players exude untamed masculinity, independence and confidence. To mimi4eva, these traits(especially confidence) are an aphrodisiac.
The problem is, in the hands of PLAYAS, confidence becomes selfish arrogance.
But women are responding to guys like this on a purely elemental and emotional level.

~Sauron~:
Tell u what. . . . . .Someone like mimi4eva are only attracted to the same breed of men.
The roc boys, men on top of their game, good-looking, successful and sex appealing. . . . Unfortunately for mimi4eva, guys like these are hotcakes and are wanted by loads of women.

Do u really think a gurl that has been with a topman would go for lower league guys?? Ask yourself!!!
She's more likely to be with anutha playa more than a "Mr Nice Guy".

~Sauron~:
So she should move on and be the next victim of anutha playa out there??

~Sauron~:
U can't have grey hair before he changes. . . . .
Get a track record of the chics he's been with and try and do something different.
Be unique and u might just be the lucky one he walks the aisle with.