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Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:43pm On Nov 16, 2008

4 Play:
They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.

ROFLMAO!!!

KarmaMod:
Save it in your blog

LOL I will

KarmaMod:
as for the second part, no be you pigs that bleat that "food is the way to our lard clogged hearts"

why complain?

You're only acting out one of your many duties, that is, feeding me. It is in no way, seducing.

@the typical Nigerian woman, come up with better moaning words "Baby aren't you tired?" isn't acceptable.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:37pm On Nov 16, 2008

H2O2:
That's such a dumb reply. How would you know if it's good until you read it? It's not like your psychic super instincts will tell you.

Did you read what I said?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:36pm On Nov 16, 2008

KarmaMod:
If it's good, why not?

I'll remember this day.

@the typical Nigerian woman, seduction is not cooking my favorite meal and watching me eat.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:30pm On Nov 16, 2008

KarmaMod:
Write a book instead.

Would you read it and say you like it before it becomes a bestseller and I am popular and wealthy?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:28pm On Nov 16, 2008

4 Play:
The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies? Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.

LOL

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]ROTFLMFAO OH MY GOSH NLAND MEN HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES
Damn i feel sorry 4 their girlfriends(hmmmmmm if even have one)
It not by force to date Naija girls since they are not worth seducing, chineke is that hard to do
Have never seen real men whine like Nlanders men [/size]

Ok . . . . Now that we are fighting back, we're whining? LOL!! Where were you when we were being bashed?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:24pm On Nov 16, 2008

KarmaMod:
Gays recite poetry

ROFL!! Hope you'll be saying that when I win the Nobel Prize in Literature.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:21pm On Nov 16, 2008

MrCrackles:
And hair extensions!!

For her, her sisters and her mother.

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096289#msg3096289 date=1226874019]Who said poetry was romantic.
I'm sorry, it's not.[/quote]My point exactly.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:18pm On Nov 16, 2008

DavidDylan:
its not even about the sex . . . the typical naija woman thinks a date = silverbird galleria and mr. biggs.

And poetry is not romantic. It can't buy her a new pair of shoes.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:08pm On Nov 16, 2008

DavidDylan:
Nigerian men this, Nigerian men that . . . . same ol' same ol'.

Nigerian women look great before marriage and crap after marriage.
Nigerian women spot cellulite on their bellies and thighs and expect you to still see them as sexy.

Droopy boobs, poor dress sense, forever tired, lacking in bedroom initiative, always nagging . . .

and yet its the nigerian man that can't seduce?

Truth be told, when you see some nigerian women you'd rather seduce your goat . . .

*dead*

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 11:04pm On Nov 16, 2008

KarmaMod:
In other words, men are cheap abi?

Touche. . . Well, we're not the ones who get turned on by money wink

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096164#msg3096164 date=1226872888]If he can get it up and good at what he does in the bedroom, she'd be the one begging him.
No need for money. . . . if. . . . wink

[/quote]Well that isn't seduction anymore, now is it?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 10:57pm On Nov 16, 2008

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096103#msg3096103 date=1226872105]How can they not know it if they're leaving their marriage or r/ship when their men are not even trying their best to show they know the act of seduction.[/quote]I doubt women would leave their men because he can't seduce them, instead, it's the men who leave a relationship because their women have lost their sex appeal and/or they've found a sexier woman. Women are leaving the relationship and moving to richer men and are simply using this as an excuse.

tope2000:
Honey I'm sure that was a typo
It was meant to be Nigeria MEN rite?

Errmm no. Seduce a typical Nigerian man and your wish is granted. Seduce a Nigerian women and she doesn't move unless some paper is involved.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by StephenP(m): 10:46pm On Nov 16, 2008

Nigerian women wouldn't know seduction even when it stared them in the face.

Romance › Re: What's Sooooo So Romantic About Dim Light? by StephenP(m): 8:24pm On Nov 16, 2008

It is sensual and has that mysterious feeling. You can't see what the person is going to do next and so you don't know what to expect.

Poems For Review › Short Poems by StephenP(op): 8:13pm On Nov 16, 2008

LIES

Your lips dance around your lies,
But I don’t have time,
Because it waits not for those without wings to fly,
So I slightly bow,
Kiss you gentle on the lips and say
Goodbye.

GREATNESS

I want to drink from the cups of kings and gods
Taste the lips of Immortality
Caress her skin blessed by the sun,
Nourished by the earth
To stand as Pharaoh and you my Cleopatra
And greatness will become you and I.

I BELIEVE

I believe in love no matter how childish that may sound
I believe we are broken for a reason
I believe in mistakes
I believe in good times and bad times
I believe in the endless possibilities of you and I
And if I suffer continuously in the hands of the reckless for these beliefs
Then I sacrifice myself as a martyr in the name of love

HER EYES

Her eyes UnCloth me slowly and I comply.
Shy, I look around to see if anyone walking by notices.
The silence of words and
The faintness of action
Leaves the air filled with seduction of the imagination.
We would never dare to cross boundaries,
But your eyes press upon my skin,
Temptations that tempt my temperature to rise.
We’ve got this chemistry and it’s a little imbalanced,
But depending on my high I just might let you view the formula
That reveals that which hangs low.

So which one's your favorite?

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian by StephenP(m): 7:42pm On Nov 16, 2008

aloraboi:
Just like T-Pain sang it. . .

My girl got a girlfriend, I just found out but it's aiit, because !mma make it do what it do. . . ehh!
Having 2 chicks is better than no chick! O boy try coax that other babe make una do party! no dullin!

T-Pain didn't sing that song. It was some dude, Ray Lavender.

Crime › Re: A Must See !! (horror in akwa ibom) by StephenP(m): 9:19pm On Nov 15, 2008

I'm so heated I can't even finish the first part of the documentary.

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by StephenP(m): 9:20pm On Nov 14, 2008

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195934.msg3089235#msg3089235 date=1226693652]Mr. Playa finds himself lonely?? What happened??
Shortage of gullible women in the world or what??
StephenP. . . . . . U can do better than this.
When Playas lose all the set of girls in their kitty to marriage, they breed other ones.[/quote]Ok I admit that was pretty far fetched but look at Hugh Hefner still unmarried even with all those girls, who by the way are there just for the money. Plus, one of the girls is now dating someone else. I think many men at that age want to be happy with their wives and kids living in a house where family can come visit and not find a girl young enough to be their daughter running around naked and acting crazy.

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by StephenP(m): 9:12pm On Nov 14, 2008

DavidDylan:
boys here sef ma dey claim bad boy.

LOL we can be whoever we want to be online.

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by StephenP(m): 9:06pm On Nov 14, 2008

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195934.msg3089180#msg3089180 date=1226692830]I also think that many atimes, they get with these "Playas" because they believe they can straighten him out. BIG MISTAKE[/quote]Exactly but there will be a time when they'll see that those playas are not worth it and they move on to Mr. Nice Guy, have an awesome relationship filled with trust with him, marry and have kids while Mr. Playa finds himself lonely because all his girls have become smarter.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195934.msg3089180#msg3089180 date=1226692830]Why can't you eat the same meal everyday of yor life??
ANSWER; Its not healthy. grin

[/quote]Daaaammn that was cold.

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by StephenP(m): 8:58pm On Nov 14, 2008

badboym:
Once a thief is always a thief, Whether right or wrong.For me,I don't think I'll ever stick to one BITCH.I don't know about him.

And why can't you stick with one woman?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195934.msg3089164#msg3089164 date=1226692538]Really??
Care to know how many NL's "bad boys" get on an hourly basis?? grin

Women still settle for the BS that playas bring. Lets even assume they move on(for argument's sake), they are more likely to date yet anutha playa.
Remember they have a certain requirement/standard a guy must attain. . .

After their break-up with Playa A, they still have this standard imprinted on their minds and will only settle for guys who can meet it.
Unfortunately, only playas have these requirements so she would still end up with Playa B.[/quote]Assumptions, assumptions. I wish women would come speak for themselves.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Boyfriend Needed Urgently! by StephenP(m): 8:51pm On Nov 14, 2008

*dead* Until you put a picture on nairaland, you have no right to talk about others.

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by StephenP(m): 8:41pm On Nov 14, 2008

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195934.msg3089086#msg3089086 date=1226691368]It's a conundrum. . . . .
She either sticks to someone she is not attracted to with the possibility of a marriage OR be with someone she is attracted to with a possibility of a broken heart.
Trust me, women of these days still choose the latter. They always go for what they want(Metal Boyz). [/quote]Those are girls. Women know not to settle for the BS that playas bring. . . at least not for long. Also, it is possible to be attracted to the Nice Guy for example, look at the number of e-girlfriends I get on the daily.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195934.msg3089100#msg3089100 date=1226691594]But does the fact that a guy is cheating on his girlfriend make him a "badboy"? huh

What if he has a good reason and dosent want to hurt her feelings by breaking-up with her.[/quote]She's been calling him a playa so we're going off of that.

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by StephenP(m): 8:25pm On Nov 14, 2008

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195934.msg3088913#msg3088913 date=1226688614]Babes like mimi4eva are not attracted to the "Mr Nice Guys". . . . .She gets bored easily with them.
She wants a guy that has got loads of mystery about him, a guy that struts his masculine sexuality.
Dude, just as men are turned on by a woman's femininity, women like mimi respond to overt male masculinity(a player has loads of that).

Players exude untamed masculinity, independence and confidence. To mimi4eva, these traits(especially confidence) are an aphrodisiac.
The problem is, in the hands of PLAYAS, confidence becomes selfish arrogance.
But women are responding to guys like this on a purely elemental and emotional level.[/quote]At the moment women like her are simply infatuated with the bad boy but who do they end up marrying? Mr. Nice Guy. She's with him only because she is sucked up in the "Beauty and the Beast" mentality like oh he is a playa but I can change him then they end up spending as in this case, 3 years, trying to change him. But in the end, they're frustrated with the playa because he, unlike the Nice Guy, hasn't dropped the bad boy attitude.

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by StephenP(m): 7:40pm On Nov 14, 2008

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195934.msg3088333#msg3088333 date=1226681383]Tell u what. . . . . .Someone like mimi4eva are only attracted to the same breed of men.
The roc boys, men on top of their game, good-looking, successful and sex appealing. . . . Unfortunately for mimi4eva, guys like these are hotcakes and are wanted by loads of women.

Do u really think a gurl that has been with a topman would go for lower league guys?? Ask yourself!!!
She's more likely to be with anutha playa more than a "Mr Nice Guy". grin

[/quote]Are you implying that Mr Nice Guy is lower league dude? Because he isn't. He knows when to turn on his "bad boy" and when to turn it off and really appreciate his woman unlike the playa who leaves it on because in reality he is insecure and he thinks that any woman he hooks up with will leave him in an instant, thus, the need to have many.

I agree that she'll more likely to hook up with a dude who's like her boyfriend but it's all part of the learning process. In the end, she'll be at the altar with Mr Nice Guy once she finds him.

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by StephenP(m): 5:46pm On Nov 14, 2008

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195934.msg3088313#msg3088313 date=1226681060]So she should move on and be the next victim of anutha playa out there??[/quote]She needs to properly evaluate the men she meets before she dates them. If they display many of the characteristics of the dude she is with now, that's a red light.

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by StephenP(m): 5:43pm On Nov 14, 2008

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195934.msg3088271#msg3088271 date=1226680673]U can't have grey hair before he changes. . . . .
Get a track record of the chics he's been with and try and do something different.
Be unique and u might just be the lucky one he walks the aisle with.[/quote]Love isn't a competition. She's invested 3 years into the dude and nothing good came out of it. Plus, how about if a new girl comes by and she's even more unique?

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