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The one that has the prettiest face and sexiest body

Both with a side of earth shattering sex

Oh yeah she did, it's on the first post in bold.

DaPhoenix:
I don't know about the rest of you ladies, if the sex is real good and I never have to fake it, I don't mind footing the bills but for how long?

ROFL!! That definitely caught me off-guard. Well, thank you for being honest, hopefully, you don't end up in the same dilemma of the poster.

By the way, when should I submit my resume and recommendations from the girls who've a piece of "Da Chocolat"?

Well he's said all I basically wanted to say.

LMAO The sex must be pretty good cause she don't want to leave him alone.

davidylan:
why women choose to open their legs to just about any irresponsible fellow who comes across their path is beyond me. No wonder you find it so hard to walk away. The guy is probably just enjoying the sex and the money until he makes it and moves on with one with firmer boobs.

So true.

NO! We're too ugly for your royal highness.

shollyaj:
He go mess you finish oooo lol you are too fuckn young for such wait until you clock 18 or something

She is 18 now so can we please let this thread die?

DaPhoenix:
@stephen, thanks love. I took the picture just for you

I know you did 

DaPhoenix:
And pay Ruby no mind, that wasn't pathetic I completely understand you LOL. You and your indirect lowkey ways of saying you're madly in love with me.

Wow . . . definitely no comment. [size=3pt]You know I still love you[/size]

DaPhoenix:
@poster, there actually are some sexy dudes here like Stephen (whoop whoop), Debo, David is ok, the others just claim they are but we'll never know.

Tell her! I love your new picture by the way, that thing you're doing with your mouth is so cute. But hey, why do you keep leaving Nairaland for a long time and then return with just a post? I need to see more of you . . . _{hope that doesn't sound too pathetic lol}

Oh Lawdy!! Again?!

@poster, You better be real pretty . . .

@rampagain, want to reclaim your job as my lead PR officer?

tumfulu, grow up.

@poster, I know sex, especially with someone you're not with, can be mad addicting and no matter how many times you say that you'll never go back to that person you find yourself there at his/her beck and call, doing it again. But you need to know that if you want to be happy in the future with whoever you are with, you need to cut off all ties with the person. For example, block the number, never read his emails, talk to someone about it, spend more time with your current lover, try to put more in your relationship, turn up your sexual activity with your current lover, if he is everywhere you are, move to a new place.

Hannibal:
The poster should hang in there and stop moaning.
It's either he met this dude jobless OR the dude lost his job in the course of their relationship.
Either way, i don't think this dude has done any wrong. This babe musta enjoyed some goodies from the guy in the past.
It's payback time.

LOL @ payback time

I guess that just means you have an awful taste in men.

onyinye2:
Well you must not knw, I follow the Gospel of Onyinye and she does what is best for her and her husband.

*sigh* Onyinye, I got the prefect boyfriend for you https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-171263.0.html

onyinye2:
Yeah. . . . I did. I was hoping for a different answer, but I got the same selfish answer as the rest.

It not selfish but realistic. You can say all you want to say about it but in the end, we all know that many times, the woman does it the man's way, not because she's weaker but because she knows that is the best way for there to be peace.

Jodesky:
Is there a 'married' Bachelor?.
GNS 001

Urgh, I wanted to say that!

onyinye2:
Sharrup Dia.
So what of her husband? Does his wishes and so called desires become subordinate to that of his wife?

Goodness, did you really ask that?

_Queenisha:
what type of decisions are you talking about?
He doesn't choose my jobs,my clothes,how I spend my money or my friends.
I know there are women who have to hand over their paychecks to their husbands or report to him on every tiny issue ,that's not my situation.
If I wake up on Saturday morning and feel like not making and  having breakfast at home,I simply let him know that I'm driving down to the neighborhood diner with the kids and ask if he wants to come along.
But major things like the name for the kids,their schools,the home we buy, business ventures etc, we discuss it and thankfully most of the time, we have same opinions but when they differ,I  go with his.
His thoughts for our family are good thoughts and I have no problems with it.

Please lecture Onyinye.

naawee:
No doubt Debosky is not too bad at writing. But he can't compare to me in anyway because one I don't feel his writeups. His style is just some formal writings with monkeyshines emanating from them. But I give good and well polished shit from the hood. You have no choice but to love it.

Oh snap! I didn't even read this part. Like I said before, nicca STFU!! I can't believe you even said that when you haven't set a foot out of your village! I swear, you been watching way too many all the Hollywood movies and listening to too many rap songs for your own good. ROFL!!

naawee:
Stop acting like you are really verbal illiterate. Are you? Why show the parochialism of your mental horizons? Show me flaws in what I wrote that you just critiqued and I will congratulate effusively.

I mean, I am getting you TOTALLY TOTALING YOU in all sense of this word. Idiot! Go switch up your vocabs!

*Sigh* If you don't see it even after rereading it then there's nothing I can do to help. LOL@ your attempts to be an e-thug.

naawee:
But you are a sucker who can even stand for himself. So it's Debosky who's goin' stand for you?

Ouch, that really hurt LOL!! I'm not gon' steal Debo's kill but please go ahead and push me like the childish retard you are.

naawee:
Such a loser! I ignore you completely and later getting you totally totaled. What a pushover!

ROFLMAO Damn, do you even understand what you just wrote? Maybe you need to learn how to write before you think you're all that Seriously WTF was that?!!

naawee:
Stephen,

You find his prim posts appealing? You must have some very strange thought processes.

And stop making indirect remarks at me! I'll appreciate that.

Dude STFU and log off instead of trying to pick a fight with everyone who laughs at you or do you want me to call Debo again to finish off where he stopped? LMAO

DAMN!! This thread is hella cracking! Debo definitively amazed me . . . did not know he got it in him, I guess I have to cross him out of my list of people I have to fight with. I feel so bad for the dude he's destroyed LOL

I can only think of one. I don't know about marriage but I know we would have gon' on longer than we did but she was just too damn selfish and possessive, thinking any girl around me looking at me, talking to me, touching me or hugging me is out to steal me from her. The others were maybe except for the last one were just blah.