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davidylan:
Onyinye wants sex only once a month and for no more than 2 minutes.

Really? I guess either I was lucky to have squeezed in an hour with her or she really liked it.

@Sly, not bad . . .

onyinye2:
CLOSET FREAK!!!

Don't act you don't love it.

bigboyslim:
I can see you have a keen interest in locations. Are you a geography major?

LMAO

onyinye2:
That is how married folk lose their figures.

onyinye2:
Sure they are. Curves, ko. Better off with a woman who you can work out with, without her knocker punching her in the face when she runs.

The only work out she would be doing is on the bed, in the bathroom, in the car, in the kitchen etc

onyinye2:
Your decision. . . . but i choose health over hips any day.

You can have hips and still be fit.

*Morenike:
Leave Ruby Pearl out of this o.
Today na me last PMS day and am not afraid to use my last hormone on y'all

LOL Goodness why did I find this funny?

tope2000:

is something suppose to jump out

Well it depends on how well you work it.

onyinye2:
And what are you bringing to the table homeboy?

Unzip my pants and check it out

davidylan:
Imagine hugging a woman and you can't tell if its her or your brother save for the amount of hair on the head? Biko please slender women shld add something o.

I don't mind slender as long as you've got the some hips and the sufficient amount of ass and titties on you, I'm good.

Hannibal:
I don't know what u mean, amigo.
Ya hand hurts on her waist but won't hurt on a hot, pulsating booty??
I need graphic description to understand you.

I can't help you there  

onyinye2:
Guys need to fit that Reggie Bush look, and all will be fine.

You need to have some hips before you can date our kind though.

Hannibal:
What role does a big ass play in intercourse?
Am i gay?
Big yansh me foot!!!

Don't make me get all x rated on this thread, just know it does. Plus, when I'm holding on to her waist and my hand is hurting, I have a butt to rest it on, know what I mean?

Hannibal:
StephenP??
You like better thing o!!!!

tope2000:
i guessed you both were going to choose that

LOL there's nothing wrong wanting some booty to grab on to.

Preferably B

edoyad:
sTEPHEN, LEAVE THIS GIRL ALONE . SHE HATES YOU . SEE HOW I STARTED YOUR NAME WITH SMALL S(s) DELIBERATELY.

Like I care if she hates me. By the way, oh I am so insulted that you deliberately started my name with a small s.

Desiree1:
I would curse whoever that has my pics on their pc's, leave me alone. Stephen i don't want you, it's not by force, leave me n my pics alone. Ypu are only trying to see me in person that's why you're doing all these, but it wont work, u'll never see me.

Please sweetie, don't flatter yourself.

Desiree1:
Stephen i came here for help, you already have a girl i suppose, so why don't u take yourself out of my post?. I didn't invite u, i've already gotten the answers i need from matured people, say all you want to say but at the end it's up to me. If any of u saved my pics on your PC's no peace, it's my privacy. stephen LEAVE ME ALONE n go face your life.

Aww . . . your poor heart must be beating so fast right? Just come clean and end your trauma lol

Queenisha:
stephen abeg post both pictures side by side,let the enquiring minds make a decision.

I need the first one. If you've got the first picture (I know some of you out there saved it on your PCs lol), let me know ASAP!

In order words, "phat", thick, big erm . . . what else?

idupaul:
where are the pics , i need to see the pic ooo,
was she fine in it?

It wasn't hers. She was trying to fool us.

Desiree1:
@ Stephen P

my pics arent for advertisement, MAKE SURE, I repeat MAKE SURE, u don't have any of my pics with u ok?!

First of all, they aren't yours so stop acting up. Secondly, technically I don't have it, it is just open in my browser from when I was viewing your profile.

dreeldee:
@stephen

               it's probably a heavy photoshop effect

No dreeldee, photoshop doesn't work wonders like that.

Desiree1:
you're confused stephen p. i don't know what u have up your sleeves but im not down with it.

It's simple really. I've got the new picture open in one of my tabs in my browser and I'm sure someone's got the old picture. So I hit that person up and he or she sends the picture then I open a thread and everyone will compare the pictures. Do you understand or should I use sign language?

Desiree1:
i don't have to put or be another person to get what i want ok?! i am ME n will be ME! don't have time for you anymore

Ok . . . I know you are you, that settled. But none of the ladies you put up are you.

@topic, ROFL! Dang, you cracked me up.

Desiree1:
lmao!! @ stephen p

Just come back with a new username.

Desiree1:
Stephen P, You r pathetic. Do u think im looking 4 a date on here or what?? i can't be wasting my time on these. I mean this is absurd. Someone is doubting who i am?? wow! well some things are just best ignored and i came here 4 help not useless talks.

Is the truth catching up to you faster than you thought? Don't worry I'll hit you up on YIM . . . sweetsapphire_069 right?

Yo David I've still got the new picture I didn't close my browser so find someone who had the old picture and I'll open a thread miss Desiree LOL

The only similarities were those ladies were both light skinned and had same kind of nails but they had different hairlines, noses (yes they did) . . . they were just different and "she" knows this.

@Desiree, why did you take it down? Let everyone see it LOL!!

davidylan:
don't get things wrong desiree1, you have to understand this is a public forum where the default attitude is "guilty until proven innocent". We've come across clearly false stories and photos before so do understand why everyone else has come to view others with a pinch of salt.

If that's really you then kudos, you're one of the cutest women on this site by far.

David please study the face properly and place it with the first one. I know it is different and I'm gon' not believe otherwise.

Uche2nna:
Why is her picture suddenly creating a lotta of buzz ?  The topic is not even about her beauty (or lack thereof).

No Uche, it is about with is real and what isn't.

Desiree1:
Stephen P, Librangyps, n the rest doubting, I don't have to put any effort or listen to you. is it a crime to be beautiful?? n like i said beauty isnt about everything,

No sweetie. Trust me I know.

Desiree1:
i meet guys, i have lots of admirers but this is someone 1 promised 2 be faithful to and did what i had to do n got hurt, beauty has nothing to do with heartbreak. ok?!

I don't know what this bit was for but ok.

Desiree1:
i was 21 when i met him so do the calculation urselves because you're beginning to piss me off

First lie, someone asked how old are you and you said you are 21 and he is 35. Now you are trying to make it past tense because I said you look older than 21.

Desiree1:
n im going to have to take down my pic.

You were not obligated to put it up in the first place.

PS The two girls you just put up DO NOT LOOK ALIKE! They are both fair skinned but I see differences. So I am officially calling BS on this thread. Go return those girls' photos. Better luck next time.

Oh the fight is real! *pulls up a lawn chair and grabs some popcorn and soda*

Queenisha:
Chei
I hope I wasn't giving all this advice to a man
No the girl in that picture could be as young as 18 but is it desiree?

I guess either all the makeup is confusing me or I'm becoming blind.

Queenisha:
desiree you need to post another picture of yourself here or you'll be declared a fraud

Highly suggested.

@Onyinye and Morenike, Ok . . . erm, are you both playing or is this for real?

Plus, she advertises her email address like she wants people to get at her which isn't the "pretty girl" norm. Then the email address itself is weird. Then the woman in the picture looks older than 21 . . . the BS in all of this is somewhat obvious.

Thank goodness, I thought it was just me.

David, I don't mean to be pessimistic and stuff but there's something about that picture . . .