₦airaland Forum

Queenisha:
I was too late in quoting her before she modified her tale.

Yeah I saw it and I was like I'll come back to it and when I did, the story changed. So now I'm beginning to doubt the authenticity of this post.

onyinye2:
Uhmmm. . . .  Excuse you? Nwa, don't even draw that card with me. Aint even necessary. And Mrs. Real Nigerian, It is ONYINYE. Yeah get it right, and recognize. Don't get it twisted.

@post
If you stay with man, Yo ass is stupid. Seriously. First off, you shouldn't be having sex before you say "I do". Second of all, how in the world did you not even consider getting on the pill or using some other way of preventing pregnancy? Third of all, how in the freakn world are you even interested with a man who fix to marry some broad for citizenship? Are you daft? I mean this is a sign from God, to get out now while you still have you sanity and what is left of  your dignity. Lucky you aint my kid. . .

Oh no, you can have sex and great sex for that matter but be prepared to take the fall when you don't use a condom or have some plan to avoid pregnancy.

Next time you'll close your legs or use a freakin' condom until you get the ring the 4th finger of your left hand. Anyway no use crying over split milk or in this case, split sperm. Take the hint and leave if it's not your house or make him leave if it is and get your life together because maybe you don't get it, you are about to have a baby and that is a lot of work so the last thing you need is to be falling apart, or are you waiting for the new girl to make you her bridesmaid on their wedding day before you realize it's done with?

By the way, this story has some holes in it, like how did you know her age? And why did you remove the fact you were Nigerian? Yeah I saw that.

bennygee:
@ poster
just go pick your things from his place and move on with your life.
the guy has had his fill of your fresh juice so he has moved on.
feeling pity for him will only draw u back into his arms and of course
he would take advantage of u.
that guy sef na wa,
how him go throway this kind sweet pawpaw,
chei! !
okro no dey grow for person wey want cook soup

Can someone please translate?

@poster, I'm gon' be mad honest with you, I don't see this working even if you stick with him because he is trying to get all he can and is not in it for you. About him saying how his friends betray him, I think that is a shitload of BS. He's hella trying to play with your emotions and is questioning your friendship so you feel pity for him and all he's "going through" while he's over there hitting some other girl up. You need to straighten up and fly right and focus on more important things that will make you happy.

How many more times are we going to beat this dead horse?

I'm gon' look at the opposite side and ask, why were you browsing through her phone in the first place? What did you expect?

If he wants a love poem, he better write one and read it to himself. Oh and by the way, you need a new boyfriend.

So many negative comments . . . I weep for Nigeria all over again.

faoni572:
Is this a joke or what?

Seriously?

Rothschild:
I'm a kind of confuse here, please someone get me through. I'll be in my nude while having bath if such happen.
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@topic, LMAO @ all the KPIs

spikedcylinder:
Thats all I need to hear. That Tope can take her twins to brash anytime she wants!


Err, but about that jet, do you accept keke marwa as deposit?

Chei, the least I'll accept is a lamborghini.

tope2000:

Aww . . . ok let me give you what? a third chance?

tope2000:

u can try but u wont win
because u can't treat him the way i do
noboby can


brash behave yourself
u tempting moda fuc.ka
but my heart stil belongs to steve

Let me join everyone speaking Yoruba . . . Oga o.

Brash!:
Stephen no waste your time, all this shawties belong to Brash!!

If only you knew the real deal lol

Spikedcylinder, you have been approved. Welcome to Stephen's aka SexualChocolate Lovers Club. As a requirement, you are to buy me a private jet on my birthday. lol

tope2000:
Brashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is this true??
he told me he was single

anywayz brash na  my  
but stephen is the koko 4 me o
so i will fight for my man because e is honest n loyal to me compare to brash

Sweet nothings  

spikedcylinder:
Abeg if she no do, I dey your side.

That brash sef. . . . . 

Your application has been received. Excuse me while my secretary does a background check.

tope2000:
it was typo my dear
i meant STEPHEN

Sweetie typos like that are inexcusable.

tope2000:
brash na my one n only
nobody can come close to him

After all the things you said to me.

Republicans please listen to the truth

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Kobojunkie:
I did see the Maybe. Sounded more like you were saying the reason why she happens to be alive to date is because she does not have cancer. Isn't that what you meant?

I apologize if it came off that way but that was definitely not I meant.

Kobojunkie:
You mean you have seen her medical file to know this for a fact?? LMAO!!

I'm guessing you didn't see the big Maybe

Kobojunkie:
Well,  if you do not know this, McCain’s Mother is still alive and kicking. If that woman can still move around, at that age, I have to tell you that you if he wins, you may be seeing 8 years of him and not 4.

Maybe because she doesn't have cancer.

Kobojunkie:
Did she tell you that she is not right now brushing up on foreign policy knowledge?  She just got selected about 7 days ago. What do you expect her to do? Learn all McCain learnt over 30 something or more years, in just 7 days? Come on. Be real!!

Well she better because I don't think McCain can last 4 years in office . . . he's 72 and has got a history of cancer.

Kobojunkie:
Is it wrong to ask what exactly your job duties will be on national TV when you just got selected for the position? ROFLMAO!!! Last I checked, I don’t know that these people are sent job responsibilities and papers to study for some “VP qualification exam” before they can qualify for selection.

Well maybe not for the Republicans but you won't see Biden or anyone with some sense asking a retarded question like that.

Kobojunkie:
Wallow in her ignorance? How did you jump from first statement to this one? What is the connection here??

She knows nothing about foreign affairs but you say "Her team mate has all the foreign experience the team needs to run with at this time being that he is the one actually running for office." So now I am asking, should she remain ignorant about it and depend all McCain to make all the right foreign policy choices?

*Morenike:
Let's just say Obama has been in office for 3 years, 2years campaigning. Most of his votes are always present, what does that mean? The he has no side or does not know the choice to make?

Palin has been Governor for two years.[b] A governor has the knowledge of what a presidents do. [/b]Her job and responsibilities reflect the responsibility of the president. She is in charge of the national scale for Alaska, responsible for enforcing state laws, sign legislative to make it effective or veto it. Imagine, she's been doing this for 2 years.

Senators votes on things Not that it's a small job, but it's on a lesser scale than what a Governor does.

Right, wasn't it her that asked on National TV, "What does exactly does a VP do?"

Damn, if McCain picked her as VP I wonder who he'd pick as Secretary of State or Defense Secretary.

Tayo-D:
@StephenP,
So you've scurried back to those websites to get more enlightened baa? I thought you said she is the Governor of a town in Alaska.  

Obviously a typo. She was mayor of a town in Alaska and later became governor of Alaska . . . is that better? Still, doesn't change that fact that she was a bad pick for VP.

Kobojunkie:
She is under investigation does not in any way mean she is morally corrupt. The courts will gladly tell you that. She is running for VICE president but she does have more executive experience than her opponent who is running for PRESIDENT.

She also has more executive experience than McCain does that make him bad? Well, he is but you get the point.

Kobojunkie:
Again, She is running for VICE PRESIDENT, not PRESIDENT. Her team mate has all the foreign experience the team needs to run with at this time being that he is the one actually running for office.

Therefore, she should wallow in her ignorance and depend on McCain to make all the right choices?

Kobojunkie:
She did not call herself VP; she was offered the job and accepted it. Nothing wrong in accepting a job, is there? If McCain picked her, I say she will be if he wins.
Last I heard, it was reported that he had 4 and not 7. When was it reported that he has 7? In America, there are many people with over 4 houses. I know of Nigerians who own over 4 or more rental properties and some work as nurses.

Yes he has seven.

Kobojunkie:
What is wrong with 6 colleges in 6 years? This is America where you do not really have to have a college degree ( unless the law has been changed) to run for office.

We might as well pick some college dropout to be President since it doesn't matter.

davidylan:
tell us one thing Palin achieved as governor.

Please do! Apart from shoot bears, watch her sons play hockey and abuse her powers (allegedly but I'm sure she did).

Tayo-D:
@StephenP,
Live with her? Wetin concern agbero with overload. If you must copy and paste, you should at least try to understand what you are reading before you come here and disgrace yourself in an attempt to inpugne on someone else's character.

What are you talking about?

Tayo-D:
No mind the guy jare. He is trying to make someone appear like an olodo, and yet don't know the difference between a Gov and a Mayor.

It's sad you don't anything about who you're supporting yet I, a Democrat, know more about Palin than you do. By the way, Palin is Governor of Alaska.

Tayo-D:
@StephenP,
It is so funny when you find people who make an attempt to appear informed looking so stupid through sheer display of ignorance on the www.

Oh please do forgive my ignorance. I guess I should rely on you since you live with her and so have first hand information.

*Morenike:

FYI, Palin has more experience than Obama

If you're talking about executive experience then she has more than McCain also. That dude has been in the Congress for over 20 years now and hasn't done shit for us.

davidylan:
What? That guy's sperm just won him an all expenses paid trip to the RNC, perhaps a doorway to the white house for the next 4 years, more money than he would have ever earned shooting moose in Wasilla, free press coverage and celebrity status. Besides, he's openly redneck so he'D never have voted for Obama.

ROFL

davidylan:
stephenP don't let Honorable professor Tayo hear you say that about his alaskan belle.

Please, she is a poor excuse for an Alaskan belle. I feel so bad for the dude that bleeped her daughter, he should have just used that damn condom or pulled out. Now he gon' have to change his vote from Barack to McCain.

I think making Palin VP for the Republic party is a weak and insulting way to win Hilary supporters over to the Republican camp. First, she has no relevant experience save for the fact that she is Governor of a town in Alaska speaking of which, she is under investigation for abusing her powers thus, she is morally corrupt. Second, she has barely been outside the US! She knows nothing about foreign affairs and policy and would be crushed when she has to discuss with Iran about their nuclear program.

She has no business calling herself VP because McCain is only picking her cause he's got 7 houses and he needed someone who preferably lived in some trailer in Alaska and won beauty pageants after showing the judges her butt cheeks. She and McCain have NOTHING on Obama.

Oh did I mention she went to 6 colleges in 6 years? I guess the colleges kept expelling her cause she was obvious mentally incompetent. Go Hockey Mom!!

Nothing much just tryna find out where everyone on NL is