₦airaland Forum

~Sauron~:
I don't respond to goodbye emails. . . . . .Whatz the purpose??
Once its goodbye, then it's eternal silence.

You've been sent goodbye emails??  

Suga4ya:
Stephen,

Thanks. You're probably right about chain emails. Life goes on.

It does sweetheart, don't be left in the past.

He let you have the last word. What else do you want him to say? He's probably the kind who hates to play email tag; he responds, you feel compelled to respond and so the game continues. Get over him already!

Oh the irony.

http://www.unn.edu.ng/ <-- Get with it

Magz:
Well, this is my opinion:

I live in the States. I am 23, a college student and a popular musician in my area. There are many beautiful women where I live, but I've made my mind up that I don't want them. I am planning to go home to my ancestral Nigeria and see if I can have better luck there in finding a suitable woman to be my bride. My reason is that I've found that women here are just too lost; Too ignorant. They are not Black. They are firstly and only just "Americans". The family values are lacking. The esteem is lacking. I don't want some foolish American girl, I want and demand a straight dime who is an African to the core and knows that she is a Queen. Doubt it if I find that here in the West.

And that is why I plan to "Go home and marry". {:-) Wish me luck!

P.S.; What is "Mumu"

LMAO!! Is that the girls be calling you?

whitelexi:
Yes! Like, I'm like telling her right now!

Like. . .  whatever

hahahaha *joins in and rolls neck*

Tgirl4real:
LOL

Happy new year Stephen and to everyone

Same to you love.

onyinye2:
My 40 cents {to hell with 2 cents}

I think like the best men, like the ones that understand how a woman feels. Knows when she is upset and how to go about it. Understands the mindset of a woman. And how even though we may act and seem like we are confident, internally we are not. We are insecure. We do care what people of us. We do feed off the compliments men give us. Those are the men that know the right words to say and know when to just listen. These are the men that have many female friends because they can relate and but things into a different perspective. Like when you are just in your lowest of the low. I mean you look up and all you see is dirt and worms and shit. And unfortunately we women can't have these men. Because as we all know, the best men are gay.

My 40 cents.

LMAO!!! Someone has had one to many martinis.

@KarmaMod, by the way, your new picture is the hotness.

KarmaMod:
First time Ive seen Wes upset

Same here. You know a Nigerian is really upset when they switch to pidgin English. I'm still thrown off on why she was mad.

doyin13:
the girl is quite a ripper isn't she 

hmm. . .

how old is she again 

I might just. . . . you know

https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/22.gif No I don't. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif

ROFLMAO @ the new turn this thread took. People please calm down.

doyin13:
at this rate, he will be humming to this in no time  

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hahahaha

WesleyanA:
stephen and sisi jinx please go find a room. you two love birds are making us blush  

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Sisi Jinx:
STEPHEN PAY THEM NO MIND AND JUST HUM TO THIS

Jealousy!

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I've even dance for you

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Busy_body:
Thankfully my man is not like that, but what if he was, would i keep divorcing them and keep on kissing frogs in the hope that someday i would find my prince

I can imagine that it would be better than finding numbers in his pockets and girls calling at odd times of the night. Let's not talk about the panties in living room couch. . .

I heard about a Nigerian professor who sent his wife and kids on vacation and told one of his female students to come to his house so that he can "review" her paper. It was premeditated so I cannot be mad at the girl without being mad at the professor for desecrating his marital home. In all cases, the blame belongs to both parties.

Busy_body:
How long do i want to fight for? Unless you join them and go and get jazz to be able to keep your man, what can you do? No matter how much you tart yourself up and make yourself a cook in the kitchen and a LovePeddler in the bedroom, a randy-goat would always remain a randy-goat

Then why are you with him??

doyin13:
Stephen . . . . .why u dey fall our hand like this na  

inspired_m:


The Guy fall Our Hand No be Small  

inspired_m:
Men Would Always Make Offers, ( Resist the Devil and he will flee from thee )

Oh so because the Men makes the Offers, Its binding on the Women The Women Should RUN.  

So the men are justified because they would always make offers regardless of marital status? I see why NL women despise Nigerian men lol. Some men don't wear their wedding rings so how is she supposed to know and run? Those men just need to have some freaking self control. I'm a man and I know it is not as hard as everyone says it is. Mr JT can be blocked from rising with your mind.

Busy_body:
This used to be so true 10 years ago, girls of nowadays are so brazen, they would walk up to your man before your very eyes and slip their business cards into the hands of your hubby What can you do? What would you do?

I have heard these stories but always doubted them until it happened right in front of me, even i was still like these cheap jamo girls, until my friend showed me the name of the girl

Are you really asking? When the time is right you'll know exactly what to do. _{Just in case you don't, bitch slap them.}

Sisi Jinx:
Stephen. . . Seriously speaking, this is why I will always stop and pay atenntion to what you have to say. You know what . Scratch that,  . let me rephrase. . .

Stephen  this is why I will always stop, pay attention to and respect what you have to say. You never stop showing you have a good head on your shoulder. . . even if it means going against the wind of unattractive Machismo that seems to blow all over Nairaland!!  

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inspired_m:

Like I said Earlier I have Not Absolved Men in the Whole Scene, But these Women Play the tune like Only Men are to Blame When the fault lies More with them  

Well the married men are the ones who walk up to them. Or am I mistaken?

Sisi Jinx:
Okay, joke apart. Let's be honest with ourselves. . . . the men are right and I've seen it happen.

See, one day a girl walked up to a guy who was just minding his own business, she taped him on the shoulder and asked "Hi, Are you married?"

The innocent guy answers "Yes I am, Very Very married" with such joy you can tell he loves being married.

Well, he had barely finished talking when the girl immediately wrestled him to the floor, placed her knee on his neck. . .  right above his wind pipe and says "Ask me out on a date, NOW"

He struggled for awhile but he knew he was fighting a losing battle, so he did whats was asked and she accepted.

And this, ladies is how a girl accepts the offer of a date from a man she knows is married!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! True story though, I was there when it happened.

inspired_m:

Thanks Dude,

Women Love What They Can't Have.  

How are you going to totally ignore when I said that the blamed is shared by both the man and woman?? Are you now selectively picking what you want out of responses??

I guess it's the thrill of chasing that which they cannot have. The blame is not one sided though because the married men must have led them on thus making those men whores.

LadyT:


Future star of Gay porn?

LOL Why??!!!

onyinye2:
Oka I really need to stop going MIA because it seems like everyone done change on me. There is no way this is the same Stephan. Or maybe I'm just pigeon holding.

hahaha Maybe y'all were reading too deep. Those posts were supposed to be literarily. Like I said, I need females for my trumpet section so if you can blow, come this way.

onyinye2:
DANM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is definitely NOT the same Stephen from before.

chika98:
lol. I hear you brov

doyin13:
na wa o
even me sef fear

e be like say no be only james bond don undergo transformation

LOL!!! I don't know if we're talking about the same thing but I was talking about putting her in the trumpet section of my orchestra  

chika98:
lol Stephen don vex. Wetin you go do? Put ocean sand for her mouth ni?

No . . . she might need practice blowing this but she'll get the hang of it.

OutlukBabe:
I will blow the boy off even without money.

WTF?? Come across the ocean let me put your mouth to better use.

4 Play:
Abeg, who this one dey try deceive? Pretending he is a high-class LovePeddler when you dey offer your ''services'' for T-Mobile £10 voucher.

Dang . . . played. LMAO!!!

davidylan:
you want him to shine his entire 32? For some people money is no more than a piece of paper . . .

So he's spoiled. I bet he is the only child.

doyin13:
With that kind of money, happiness is overrated

Wow!! Why do I get the feeling you'd do anything for money or women? lol

4 Play:
How the hell did you figure that out? The boy looks ecstatic. .  . under the bed is a model with 40DD cups, they just thought it might be too graphic.

Poor boy can't have sex yet so its all fantasy.

LadyT:
Stephen you will kill us with your replies the boy is hungry! How do you want him to look.

Seriously though, his mother should leave Dubai and take care of him. With money like that, you shouldn't be looking like you'll drop dead anytime soon.

davidylan:
stay there "crying out loud". Somebody else is busy sleeping on N1000 bills.

He doesn't look happy though.

Again, I'm pretty sure he has a child her age maybe older. That's hecka nasty.

OutlukBabe:
the guy fine now for his age. Take a look at 50 year old Nigerians and see how horror-like their faces look.

The girl will go to Yankari game reserve, it is a beautiful place. When I was in secondary school we went their, anybody being to Yankari lately?

She should go with him, tie him to some tree and feed him to the lions.