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RomanceRe: Tips For Approaching A Chic For The First Time by StephenP(m): 1:43am On Dec 21, 2008
~Sauron~:
U have got the midas touch then. . . .
On the flip side, are u sure this ain't okija jazz??
Touch n follow. . . .hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
grin grin Go ahead and ask Tope and 'em female folks. They know about "The Touch".

onyinye2:
So now everyone want to use igbo in their postings?? tongue
let me start posting some yoruba words. tongue lai lai grin grin grin
Cause we cool like that.
RomanceRe: Tips For Approaching A Chic For The First Time by StephenP(m): 1:33am On Dec 21, 2008
onyinye2:
Jeebus!!! angry
Mufasa. . . . . kill que?? Na women be creatures in the forest? angry angry
Welcome back. You done been MIA for how many months now?

~Sauron~:
It's a habitat. . . . . . .Survival of the illest!!!
Prey vs Predator. . . .That is how it has always been.
Someone has to do the chasing. . . . .
hahaha true. Well I evolved, I don't chase anymore. One touch and she's all mine  grin

HR.hotness:
that crap sounds cheesy. . .

no wonder d number of guys coming here to look for love is on d increase
No, it's because they need a girl to take home to their parents for Christmas  wink
RomanceRe: Tips For Approaching A Chic For The First Time by StephenP(m): 1:21am On Dec 21, 2008
~Sauron~:
All those tips are rubbish. . . . .I don't live by any rules or guidelines.
If i see a babe i like, i go for the KILL.
LOL!! Have I taught you nothing? It isn't always about prey and predator.
RomanceRe: Tips For Approaching A Chic For The First Time by StephenP(m): 1:15am On Dec 21, 2008
It was good up until the example. I don't know where you live but that won't fly around here.
RomanceRe: How Can A Rich, Young, Successful, Hard Working And Handsome Guy Get True Love? by StephenP(m): 12:47am On Dec 21, 2008
David isn't this like the 100th impostor? What is your secret? LMAO!!
RomanceRe: I M Finished! I Have Lost My Guy 4my Twin Sister. Any Good Guy Here Plz? by StephenP(m): 5:59pm On Dec 20, 2008
Oh so now you are schooling in Ghana but judging from your number living in Nigeria? What happened to:

twinquins:
IT WAS ON INDEPENDENT DAY WHEN I TRAVELED TO GHANA TO SEE MY UNCLE,MY TWIN SISTER WHOM I INTRODUCED TO MY BOYFRIEND AS MY TWIN SISTER CAME BACK FROM SCHOOL,UNKNOWINGLY TO HER THAT I HAD TRAVELED DECIDED TO CHECK ON ME IN MY GUYS HOUSE.ON GETTING THERE, ACCORDING TO MY TWIN SISTER WHO LOST HER BOYFRIEND LAST EASTER PERIOD TO ENGLAND WHERE HE MARRIED A WHITE WOMAN SAID SHE WAS GRABBED BY MY GUY AND WAS KISSED AND WAS TAKEN TO HIS BEDROOM AND HAD SEX WITH HER(SHE LOST CONTROL/MAYBE SHE NEEDS IT B/C ITS BEEN LONG).ACCORDING TO MY BOYFRIEND, HE SAID HE THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE,BECAUSE HE INVITED ME BEFORE I TRAVELED BUT I DIDNT MAKE IT AND MY PHONE WAS SWITCHED OFF(I WAS RUSHING BECAUSE OF TIME), BECAUSE WE LOOKED ALIKE/INDENTICAL.NOW,SHOULD I QUIT HIM OR NOT?HELP NEEDED PLZ BUT
TO ME I FEEL HE KNOWS I WAS THE ONE
See why you should keep your lies simple.

Sisi Jinx:
Now THIS is the romance scam alert that should be on the home page.
I know!! I'm sorry for the men that would fall for this but then again I'm not, they need to learn to control themselves. By the way, I'm proposing that false threads be deleted and the posters banned. Who's with me? https://forum.jamesfoxall.com/images/smilies/shifty.gif https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif
RomanceRe: Hot 27 Year Old Virgin by StephenP(m): 4:32am On Dec 20, 2008
stillwater:
Do you really want to change? If you do, take up some hobby, engage your mind with things other than sex.
Seconded if that doesn't work, you can bring your wedding date closer.
RomanceRe: Do Men Prefer Skinny Women Or Curvacious Women? by StephenP(m): 4:14am On Dec 20, 2008
Thread locked due to disorderly conduct.
RomanceRe: The Real Reason He's Dumping You by StephenP(m): 4:02am On Dec 20, 2008
Can we please get back to the topic? angry Thank you grin
RomanceRe: How To Catch A Cheating Partner . . Can You Do It? by StephenP(m): 10:46pm On Dec 19, 2008
sistawoman:
If he beat it, then it wont smell like hotel soap.
How you just gon walk up to him and smell his manhood? And I'm assuming he cleaned up after himself.
RomanceRe: How To Catch A Cheating Partner . . Can You Do It? by StephenP(m): 10:32pm On Dec 19, 2008
How about if he was Hot and decided to "beat it"? You would be accusing him for no reason. I suggest you find a new way to know if your partner is cheating, or better, don't stress about something you're not sure of.
RomanceRe: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by StephenP(m): 9:35pm On Dec 19, 2008
stillwater:
Get thee behind me grin. I dispel temptation as I do butter in my mouth.  cool This water is as still as whatever you can think of. tongue cool kiss
LOL I know your kind, once I go in for a swim, you'll be attempting to drown me.

davidylan:
no way. i can't see beyond my nose at the moment. Now this is what is known as a blizzard. Stay safe bro.
LMAO you too. I can't handle all these freaky NL ladies alone  grin
RomanceRe: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by StephenP(m): 8:41pm On Dec 19, 2008
davidylan:
depends. if i'm initially attracted to her then yes . . . if not i just see her as an irritant i need to get rid of.
Offtopic, any plans to go out into that storm?
RomanceRe: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by StephenP(m): 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2008
Seduction can be hella powerful so I think it's possible to be seduced against your will. But then again, if you constantly keep reminding yourself to ignore her and not let her get her way, you just might win this one.

stillwater:
This is not rocket science. You guys fall like waterfalls. Good to be a woman. cool Go, go, girl power!!!! tongue
LOL!!! All women, whether single, dating or married can be seduced too. If you don't believe me, tell me where you live and I'll show you what's up grin
RomanceRe: Do Men Prefer Skinny Women Or Curvacious Women? by StephenP(m): 7:34pm On Dec 19, 2008
We have different tastes. Find out what your own man prefers.
Poems For ReviewRe: Feet by StephenP(op): 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2008
Ebony-Silk:
Wow, I actually liked it. . . .good job wink
Oh so you lied about the others lol jk Thanks  kiss

Cayon:
aye StevenP

Nice pic. I see you found Kane's site.  You like right?

http://www.itsablackthang.com/
Actually it was this site called http://www.blackartdepot.com/ but thanks for the new link. I always try to add a photo to any poem I write.
Poems For ReviewFeet by StephenP(op): 5:22am On Dec 19, 2008
He worships the feet she walks on
Because he knows the toils and struggles
Miles walked with back broken
Stolen time that he can’t give back
From days she slaved just to give him tomorrow
Her love doesn’t run dry
So she keeps running
Into his arms with all she can carry
She gives him all she got

In return
He worships the feet she walks on
Rubs them down to ease the pain
Kisses them gently to remind her that his love is unchanged
That her beauty overflows all the way down to the soles of her feet
He knows they’ve walked beside him even at his point of defeat
When retreat seemed absolute
She walked ahead to show him that everything would be okay
Gave him a rhythm to step to
Made his feet dance like it were daring the bulls and teasing wolves
Taping tunes that sang of a king who was unbeatable
And now he hears courage in his every stride

He worships the feet she walks on
Massages with care as if they were rare and irreplaceable jewels
He lifts her up, unwilling to let them touch the ground
Vowing that from now on she wears a crown
And as royalty befits, petals would touch her feet soaked in warm water laced in lavender
You must rest your feet, he says
The journey ahead is long
And he knows with her beside him he will stay strong
So I rub them down to ease the pain
Kiss them gentle to remind her that my love is still unchanged
That her beauty overflows to the soles of her feet
And as royalty befits
They will walk side by side with me in my kingdom.

https://www.blackartdepot.com/gallery/blackloveart/blackloveart11.jpg
FamilyRe: Am Pregnant For My Half Brother by StephenP(m): 4:57pm On Dec 18, 2008
Wait, what exactly do you want us to do? Did you ask for our opinion before you had sex with him? Now that the consequences are dawning on you, you've come to tell us how ashamed of yourself you are. You should have thought of all that before. Ain't nothing you can do now, you've done the deed, you're preggers. Despite the disgusting fact, that he is your half brother, you have known better than not to use a condom or plan B. Well all that is the past. Smile . . . I see twins in your future.
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by StephenP(m): 4:09pm On Dec 18, 2008
Tgirl4real:
yeah, he has and he spits the truth undecided
tope2000:
Stephen too has joined the crew huh!!!
Nice cheesy
Merci mes chers.

FLOWSHOW:
yes stephenp no one's going to murder you for that . you spoke the whole truth!
I see you changed my lines up to suit you. I'm glad you didn't take that personal but as the "undisputed Nairaland's Best Rapper" you should know exactly what I mean.
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by StephenP(m): 7:53am On Dec 18, 2008
I see all of you forming cliques,
Spitting about things that you ain't got.
Let me take y'all off your training wheels,
And put y'all on your bike,
And let's see if you fly higher than the man called super.
To the one who said rap needs to be uplifting,
I applaud you cause these new rappers make me sick.
Take a good look at their lyrics and trust me you'll find,
It's all 'bout sex, guns, money, nothing.
Hell no I ain't here to diss no one,
I'm only just tryna let the truth be told.
I miss 'em good old days when I could listen to rap with my dad,
But nowadays ain't no one got nothing good to say.
I tried to listen to that audio version of "The Funeral"
I stopped at 30 seconds cause it really did sound like death.
It got me thinking whether these lyrics were a little too late,
P.S Don't quit your day job, if indeed you got one.
Rap ain't all about insults or how many cuss words you know
It's all about the political and social issues.
I know I am probably gon' get "murdered" for this,
But best I speak my mind than let y'all go on like this.

Much love, I'm out.
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 1:55am On Dec 18, 2008
bluespice:
dear as long as u come home every night and provide for me when i need u to,
the world can have u
I'm confident u wouldnt let me down
tho remember that there are many suitors lurking
and i can only be strong for a period of time wink
LMAO Classic!
RomanceRe: Warning! : Has Your Boyf Or Girlf Asked For A party? Its A Sign They: by StephenP(m): 1:54am On Dec 18, 2008
Puhlease, it's a sign that they are heaven sent . . . that is if the third party is female. If it's a male then oh yeah definitely send her ass to the curb.
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 1:50am On Dec 18, 2008
bluespice:
darling, u shouldnt blame me sad
ive been in one too many relationships with very playful men cry cry
Trust me, I guarantee I'll never leave. Granted, I might stray but technically, that isn't leaving if I still find my way home, right? grin
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 1:42am On Dec 18, 2008
Tgirl4real:
StephenP,

Din't I warn u about tope. I was willing to be yours then but u insisted on sharing me with tope. Too bad
You have to understand that if you're mine, you have to be open to my lifestyle too and I LOVE to be shared but hate to shared.

bluespice:
awww sweet heart i thot u were kidding
ofcourse we are married kiss
Even after the 24-karat gold ring?! LOL  kiss kiss

davidylan:
didnt want you to change your mind about Tope . . .

Tp2000 baby . . . how about we put busybein, stephen and crackles to shame by declaring our mutual love for each other?  kiss
~Sauron~:
@ Tope2000,

It's bedtime. . . . .Leave these dudes and letz go-a-sleeping. lipsrsealed
You both are playing right? You know she won't go because I'm still here.
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 1:34am On Dec 18, 2008
bluespice:
. . . and its official again
I'm single n searching
Again right on freakin' cue!! What are the odds? Hey I though we were e-married. I didn't sign any divorce papers . . . yet.

davidylan:
baby mi wa je ka sere ife . . . oyan e ni mo fe.  grin
No Yoruba . . . or ban  grin

tope2000:
Anything for you babyboo kiss cheesy
Bia, what masterpiece have u been shouting about sef angry tongue
lipsrsealed  grin
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 1:25am On Dec 18, 2008
chamotex:
Na ashewo people full this thread

*I'm out*
grin You have no idea how much that word cracks me up.

tope2000:
But its u i want grin cheesy
Then you will sign and date a form stating that the moment I go offline, you wouldn't want someone else. I'll acknowledge the form after I'm done creating my masterpiece . . . it's too good to just let go.

davidylan:
i thot i heard "boobs" so i came . . . am i on the wrong thread?
Wrong thread  cheesy
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 1:16am On Dec 18, 2008
tope2000:
cry cry grin
I know u'll be back babes grin
LOL!!

davidylan:
nnwa mama . . . Tope na you stephen disown like this?  cry
run into my loving arms my dear.
It's funny how when one leaves Tope, another one shows up right on cue lmao
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 1:11am On Dec 18, 2008
tope2000:
Babes even if i run around, u r still the kokolet kiss
no-one comes close to u grin
LMAO!!! It's too late. You ignored all the signs I gave. Plus, I'm done working on my masterpiece *Hint: It involves your video camera and that girl you saw me with at the mall.* Watch out for the surprise ending!  grin
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 1:00am On Dec 18, 2008
tope2000:
Stephen darling,
U r disappointing me sha angry
How can u call me a playa cry cry cry cry cry
If it wasn't for the hidden camera I put in the house and your car, I would have fallen back in lust tongue love with you. I still love you though but you can't keep running around the moment I go offline.
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 12:56am On Dec 18, 2008
tope2000:
Yeah . . . . but he gives it to me how i like it angry tongue
u used to be like that but u slacking now grin tongue
". . . Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh."
RomanceRe: Internet Relationships by StephenP(m): 12:54am On Dec 18, 2008
busybein:
and sauron go fit,because i nefer see player ad playeress wey be like two of una

if stephen go naw,na david u go claim,once 4play show face u go forget david,when brahs come,chamotex go dey in d past,before u know it debosky go come take first position

bia sef u this girl,na how men u dey control
She's a hell of a playa and she still thinks I'm naive even after those mismatched text messages and voice mail evidence!

~Sauron~:
Mba. . . . .intimacy gadgets gini?? angry angry angry
Leave StephenP alone. . . . . .Don't let him fool you.
He is married with 6 wives in Abia!!
There are more than that but I'm not legally married to any of them grin

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