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Good for him

[quote author=Okija_juju]SO does this mean we will start seeing Ariks 737's, Dana's Embriars and Air Nigerias Airbus'es queuing at filling stations to buy kerosene?![/quote]lol

Goddamnit! This is getting too much.

What will happen before? They will rule noni.See jamb question o

dabrake: Just like one who was chatting and smiling while I was talking only for her to pop up with the question while still facing her bb: can you please come again? I acted as though I wanted to ease myself, went to pay for my meal and I left her there stylishly to pay for hers.. About 80mins later, I got a 4-page sms from her . . .

Na so.I cant take that kind of bullshit myself.

This country sef.

Remarkable Evander

ypzilanti: I think my woman is very satisfied. Like all women she nags once in a while, but not about much. I have been with a lot of insatiable women in my life, though. Guys tend to not desire the women who genuinely like them and tend to have some primitive need for a woman that will stress the bleep out of them. Until you find a woman whose only major demand is that you spend more TIME with her, you will not have rest of mind as a guy.

Lucky you!

mykejones: God created Man on the sixth day,and on the seventh day,he rested. But since he created woman,no where was it recorded that God rested again. And neither have we or will. We are still lookin for ways to please them.
*yarns,grabs pillow,hiss..and return2bed.*

IbroSaunks: you haven't exactly proven yourself right!

check what others have said.

Etisalat Customer service as far as i am concerned is 0%.It sucks badly.Its crap.
As for Airtel, Customer service also poor but they are trying
Mtn is still the best for now.

Classic

I think its awesome

Funkymallam: That Dr. Ngozi resigned.

same here

i chop am sha

BlueBarbie: @ stepo7: Really?

Am hoping you can prove me wrong

yes he forgives but that does not mean you will not pay for whatever sin u committed .For every decision,there is a consequence.And wen we repent of our sin we sold make sure we do a proper restitution which involves confession to the party we offended or wronged.eg If a person robbed a house and e wants to genuinely repents,e sold o back to were e robbed and confess before e can be forgiving

By all means go for it

So do i

It doesn't take a lot of scholarship to know that it is not possible to please a woman.

Dmasked1: pls guys help me wit dis na 26250415EI

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what of lagos corpers?

dyt babe: My weddin day

Really? Thats awesome

Well everything in Life has an advantage and a disadvantage so i would say it is sweet-bitter

andyanders: They got what they wanted. They wanted death and they have seen it. Good for them.It has been said several times for people to avoid night buses and they still prefer using night buses after seeing many people who have been killed as a result of night travel.

Personally, I don't pity any of them at all. If I even see their corps, I will smile at them.They are complete fools.

Why must any sane person travel in the night if that person is not a criminal? So, they are all food for armed robbers. Let them continue.

I still believe that most of these night bus drivers plan for these robberies. How can they be seeing death and still put their heads if they are not part of the plan?

So any person who embark on any form of night travel in Nigeria after seeing what has been happening, is a criminal too. S[b]o DO NOT PITY ANY OF THEM. Kill yourself if you must and that is what they got[/b].

Haba why you dey talk like this now? Who would want death or pray to meet an untimely one.
Dont you realise the drivers are on shift,some work day while others night and it is often rotated and as such,they have no choice.I remember when i had to serve in the north by then i knew the journey would take Between 16-19hrs and so chose the Night bus so i could arrive north in the morning. So it depends on the situation that would determine one to travel at night.

Well as for me i would say the security of this nation is in jeopardy.No where is safe anymore,be it at north,west and east.Its just so crazy.The Security budget for this year was the highest and yet nothing to show for it.Just too bad.

Strange things happen in this country

We are waiting!

[quote author=::Andrew::]fallacy, even last night i ate pounded yam with bush meat, woke up this morning and used a glass of water to wash it down.[/quote]LMAO

There is nothing wrong in eating in the dream.Dont mind all those myths about being possessed afterwards or getting sick afterall we have examples of people that ate in the dream nada happened.

LocalChamp: Tinubu celebrates with physically challenged
By Miriam Ndikanwu 13 hours 21 minutes ago
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•Tinubu and his wife, Oluremi, exchanging pleasantries with children of the Modupe Cole Memorial Home...yesterday
• Says Nigeria’s problem is lack of compassionate leadership
It was a joyous moment for children of Modupe Cole Memorial Home, Yaba and Betheseldar Home for the Blind yesterday, when former Lagos State Governor and National leader of the Action Congress of Nigeria, (ACN) Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, visited them to celebrate his 60th birthday.
The visibly excited children went wild when the celebrator accompanied by his wife, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, arrived the homes. They danced freely to entertain guests.
The Conference of Local Government Chairmen of Lagos State, the organiser of the event, donated a 18 seater bus, electricity generating sets, cartons of cornflakes, milk, custard and so on to the physically challenged children.
Also joining Tinubu to celebrate, were ACN National Publicity Secretary, Lai Mohammed and Lagos State Chairman of the party, Chief Henry Ajomale.
Tinubu commended the chairmen for donating the items to the physically challenged children in commemoration of his birthday, saying the nation’s problem is lack of compassionate leadership.
Tinubu said: “Let me thank the principal and staff of this home for their dedication in giving care to these children, some of whom were picked from the dustbin and have been given life by Modupe Cole Memorial Home. What is wrong with our country is lack of compassionate leadership, people who think and care on behalf of children of Mr. and Mrs. nobody.”
The celebrator, who said his entire salary throughout his stay in office as the governor of the state was donated to orphanages, urged the chairmen to be paying the temporary employees of the home . He said: “You can adopt them in group and contribute monthly to their salary.”
He also assured the home’s managers that he would assist further through the Bola Tinubu Foundation.
“I want to say thank you for this reception and also to say let compassion exist at the federal level. The Federal Government can do better to give succour by building physically challenged schools all over the country, but if you make cases for child abuse, against child trafficking and for sons and daughters of Mr. nobody and you are far away in Abuja, I want to say we should have a special session outside Ministry of Education, because these special children have the same right as that of the president of Nigeria.”
Chairman, Conference of Local Government Chairmen, Sulaiman Akeem said the chairmen were motivated to donate the items on behalf of Tinubu to the less privileged because the conference felt that the best way to celebrate an icon was not by wining and dining.
He said: “We feel that people who are the creation of God should not be left behind in the celebration. We should let them know that the society has not forgotten them.
“We are truly celebrating a man who has touched lives. He is a man who cares for Nigeria’s democracy. He could have chosen the side of comfort but he did not.”


Akeem said Tinubu showed that he was rugged when he confronted the Federal Government of former President Olusegun Obasanjo when he withheld the allocation to councils in the state .
“He is resilient in the enthronement of genuine democracy. Whatever beautiful things Lagos is enjoying now, he laid the foundation,” he stated.
Speaking, Ajomale hailed the council chairmen for donating to the poor to mark Tinubu’s birthday.

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/41280-tinubu-celebrates-with-physically-challenged.html

Laughing at the bolded.

Some tears are real and it is now up to the girl to discern the real tears.

free2ryhme: Se as the president of Nigeria dey do bale for President of The United States. Na wah o .. Goodluck just dey disgrace Nigeria. @ Goodluck na your mate be Obama no dey do like say e sabi passs you show am say u be Niger Delta man and you know how to do scam

Besides Goodluck is richer than Obama by far.