₦airaland Forum

My honourable presido, looking so sharp and cute.
We salute you...people wey no gree, we go gree for them.
God bless you.
God bless Nigeria and nowhere else!
GEJ till... 2019.

Seun:
Yes, I would be scared, because a crazy human stranger with poor fashion sense broke into my home.

Hahahahahhahaha!
I wish I could come down to Ota and scare you shitless!
Abeg, no deceive people jor!

They should take turns. No use having two old mama dragging their feet around the house.

GBTYO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SJxtf7OmzE

Useless woman

We're not surprised. Her husband is a thug, are we to expect a different thing from the wife?
Thug begets thug.

Oga Jona abeg no waste time with him.
Na people wey dey share Lagos money and property with Tinubu.
Nothing can make him come to his senses.

Fayose beating APC to pulp since 1960.
Oga, take am easy. Bokohar!'s fit get heart attack.
God bless Oga GEJ
God bless Nigeria.

Senseless topic.

holatin:
I already made my self cleared, no need replying you again

You already made yourself "cleared"?
Dis kain English dey cause migraine.

Oga Jona is working.
Haters fit enter lagoon.

Seun:
Most of spiritual experiences in Nigeria are just hallucinations or dreams caused by malaria/fasting, or normal dreams taken too seriously.

You don dey claim Mr agnostic.
If person rub powder for face, wear white cloth for night come meet you, e go clear for your eye.

atctech:
So u know It's true, may God ask u and many more of u who want Nigeria to be in perpetual bondage.

If na curse be this, make the thing follow u as u dey logout.

He has used the state money for grandpa bokohar!'s campaign.
When he loses like he always do, e go clear for him eye.
Better keep some change for rainy day cos e go come after march 28.
GEJ till...you know na(2019)

Enegod:
I am very attracted to older women. And if i get a chance i will marry older woman...12 or 10 year older .

Bro, it's like you like em with stretch marks?

Op,
Like charges attract.
Like Tinubu and Buhari.

holatin:
you are an internet dog I repeat.
pls disappoint me for once by making sense

Just like you disappointed your father?
I'm not a lefulefu.

AmakaDNB:
Taa...is PDP a country?

Small mumu.

The end justifies the means.
GEJ or no one else!

lamako:
slowpoke you go vex tire, you can go to hell or go to sambisa if you like.

Buhari must change your type from 28 march henceforth.

SAI BUHARI

I thought I knew all the foools in NL. This one is special.

Op,
Get a girlfriend or get married.

5p1naz:
Safe kini?? Na only God dey watch over us jor. .
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You no even comot the dot wey u take book space.

holatin:
anoda brainless online dog.

what concern Lagos with thief.

a friend of mine girlfriend lost her life 2 yrs ago in Ogun in d middle of bank robbery, should I now say Ogun state is not safe for living.

pls think like human just for once.

As u dey call ur papa dog, e no concern me.
You go still meet am for house.

floragregs:
Dear familylanders.
I just need ur opinion on this matter. My landlord killed a Cow yesterday and brought some of the meat (like 5k worth) to my husband and I, telling us that his niece would be getting married so the cow was for the party. We accepted it because we didn't know how to reject it. But my husband later told me to let him know if I didn't want it. I started thinking. Our landlord is a pagan who treats people with herbal medicine. He doesn't even like it when his wife and kids go to church (one of his kids told me so). So I don't trust him. Later that night his househelp brought some of the meat for our next door neighbour. When she was leaving I asked her how they were preparing for the party, she said "no oo, no party o". I was shocked! The man lied. I later saw his little daughter and jokingly asked how she was preparing to dance at the wedding, she said "which wedding? No party oo, daddy just killed the cow". That got me thinking. Long story short, my husband gave the meat to a security man at his place of work. So what do you think? Would you have eaten it? Did I do the right thing or nah?

Mark 2:17, luke 5:31.
Same thing some christian do to muslims during their "Ileya" festival.
May God help christians.

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cramjones:
Here is a breakdown of monies that have been wasted by GEJ:
1. Over $40 million were distributed to Pastors and other Christian leaders
2. Over $25 million were distributed to Imams in the North
3. Over $20 million were distributed to traditional leaders accross the country. Each traditional leader in the South West received between $250,000 to $300,000 from the President
4. Each rally costed at least $10 million: This includes, payment of about N500 - N3000 ($3 - $17) to mobilize "supporters", security, logistics, private jet transports etc. Multiply by at least 30 states will give over $300 million!!!
5. Media houses were bribed with millions, we were not privy to how much each received, but we can category say that AIT was given a check of $45 million to do their hatchet jobs.
6. Social media campaigns has gulped another $50 millions: This includes payment for short youtube videos, nairaland campaigns, twitter and facebook paid groups. Payment of people like Fani Kayode, Okupe, Omokri, Abati, bloggers like Linda Ikeji and others.
7. Another $8 million each was paid to each PDP governor for "mobilization" of their people and various stakeholders
8. Each minister received at least $1m - $2m for mobilization as well.
9. Several diasporan organizations have received a total of $3 million. These organizations are mainly based in the UK, United States and Canada.
10. $10million was reserved for Foreign media "mobilization". Fani Kayode and others did their best to see how they could win Foreign media, unfortunately the only media that accepted Op-Ed or campaign related posts were the Washington Post and Washington Times. When it caused so much uproar, WP declined further publications. Also unfortunately for GEJ and his team. The US and UK govt are not in support of his Presidency, and major Foreign media like the New York Times and The Economist ALWAYS check with their governments before a major article is written about other foreign governments. Hence the duo supporting General Mohammadu Buhari.
In summary, after putting all the estimates we have, the GEJ government has literally squandared National wealth in the excess of $1billion to win a disgruntled public that only wants change!
We can do this - enough of incompetence, insensitivity, corruption and crass negligence of duty. We must change the status quo.
March 28 is the date. Let us come out and put our stamps on CHANGE!
CramJones

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Mumu, who asked you?
Are you PDP's financial secretary?

Kai! Skunk dey do wonders!
I wish I could high like this.

glory200:
Pls opinion

Tell your friend to go to the nearest pharmacy and buy Tegretol. That thing na Epliepsy!

Oga Titus try o!

Women giving their husbands a reason to cheat since 1784.

I thought Lagos was the safest state?

Money has changed hands.

Source?

Abeg, who comot the one wey dey her private part? I just want to know.

Wulfruna:
Going by what I have learnt, Hausa Muslims often have difficulty accepting Yoruba Muslims as true Muslims.

You just answered the question with this sentence. The rest na epistle, no offense.