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Any Lautech Student Wey Never Reach 300L, Shud beta take jamb next year.

doughziay:
Ewo!

That girl just murder her guy.

The guy should be on nairaland.

E fit be one of dose guys wey deh disturb romance section.

Alero3Arubi:
Ok so e.g:
I and Oga took some time of on Sunday to stroll since grandma came to help us with our new baby Lois.
So while we were strolling I suggested we go get him some HobNobs (He loves that snack), we went in and at the cashier point I started talking about Condoms with flavors and aromas. And when oga didn't get embarrassed I asked if he wanted apple cider to mix with his codine when we get to hotel room. Oga followed suit and started telling how the handcuffs i used on him last night hurt his hand. Eventually we got to talking about marijuana and heroine and all this while the cashier was looking at us with hate and anger.
When we eventually left we laughed to stupor, her outrage was too pious and I guess it had something to do with the fact that it was a Sunday maybe.
Now that's PLAY.

Ok I Grab! To Most Of Us When Someone Say "That Gal Can Play(omo yen mo ere she)" Its Simply Means She's Good In the Other Room.

Tonalphs:
Wow. Nice thread. Reading every page n not dropping mine would be totally wrong.
When I read how guys go extra mile to show how much they love their woman n get dumped, it amazes me. I've been a one man -lady. Never cheated, never really dumped either. But I read between the lines so I know when my own chapter in the relationship book has come to a close. Right now I'm counting a year plus without a relationship. No time to love. Not when all I do is work n work n work. Infact my phone is my bf. Gimme fb, nl news etc n I'm good. #singlennotsearching

Single & Not Searching Keh! Em Searching And Have Found You.

sgtponzihater1:
Cooking what? that guys song can't even make a karaoke.

Working On My Song I Mean. Lol, Karaoke.

Nairalanders Keep Doing Us Proud. Am Coming Thru! Cooking Some Nice Songs For U Guys.

oyienootieno:
Let him go to the street, there he will meet the real people that needs it. I give but not for the camera.

You Ave A Point Bro!

oyienootieno:
Soon he will cry bankruptcy....

Givers Never Lack Bro! So Start Giving, If U Wanna Recieve.

Alero3Arubi:
Play na play.
How else can you define play again ?

There are alot of definition for play. so me wan knw the type of ur own play.

Bro U Knw Say U Sef Deh Mad Too!

Adorbs:
I have a pure heart, I pray and fast for you and everyone close to you without your knowledge
I am very helpful, and selfless
Honest to a fault, so no cheating or white lies
High contentment level, so no need to get scared I might be swept away by another guy who has more than you .
Very optimistic,resilent and a go getter
Very independent
Easy going and I tend to mind my business so no causing problem or having unnecessary tete-a-tete with the neighbours

Oh My, Oh My God! I Think Ave Found My Lost Rib Ooh!

Alero3Arubi:
I can play for Africa!

Play As In. Am Nt Getting The Play?

Made Of Black

Op. U Made Some Reasonable Point Tho, Bt Dere's Ntin Like You Been Tall. The attention u get frm people, u get respected and so on. Em 6.2 Feet

Ehn The Toto Get Honey.

Some students are just too foolish for my liking. after seeing the situation at hand, dem still go choose lautech for jamb.

Emychina:
Amen bro,I was only trying to help who was in great need.

I Knw! You Knw Dis Ur Epp Fit Land U Into Big Problem?

This Wan Weak Me I Swear!! Bt Dis Ur Epp Go Get Repercussion. Just Use Ur Brain Bro! May God See U Thru.

My love for nurses ehn! almost all the babes wey i dey sweet mouth, dem be nursing student. God Kon Take The Wheel.

lovelygurl:
That's good jare. I was already thinking "wtf"

Abi Naw. That's Just My Person, There'sNtin Like Faking Anytin Because Of The Opposite Sex.

Some Say Its normal, But For Me I Still Speak The Same Way Whether To A Boy Or A Gal.

Na Fuckboyz Dey 4llow Her

Fresca:
Modified: all you hypocrites mentioning me and calling me names but at the same time you're trying so hard to email me or send me messages here on nairaland... I know you wanna fuvk but you're all dirty touts and I'm too classy for you fools.

I will expose all you fools.

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But this girl has been in the news ever since she gave birth. Instead of taking care of that poor baby that they brought into this world, she is already looking for the next mugu to jam and trust all these idiotic Nigerian guys to chase this girl even after davido has finish work..

You men are filthy pigs, you like eating other peoples vomit..

Yo Jobless Ooh! Shey U Knw

So Tobe Nana Na Nairaland Artiste, Issokay! Am Coming Thru, Cooking Dem For U Guys Mehn!! Anticipate

Evaberry:
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why is it that everyone can see that this jjc is a player and a scammer but funke cannot see it....

there are some things in life one cannot understand

Shey U Knw No Say Love Deh Turn Persin Head.

Afta Sharing Will I Recieve Credit Alert?

herlarho:
y I no go vex ............





I don day pursue this babe for d past 4 years now she no gree...............

pursue gal for 4 years, na B.sc degree?

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And All Dis Nairaland Bitches Toking Trash Asif Dey Are Holy. Gals Wey Don Turn Sex To Routine. Awon Werey!

Gosh!! See As Gal Deh Turn Ur Head Op. U Kon Still Believe Her Again. Nigga Grow Up.

jakandeola:
victornezzar stevengerd sonofluci con see una 14yrs babe

Bro Just Let Her Be. Everybody They Vex, Dem Deh Find Who Dem Go Cast Their Annoyance Upon.