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Webmasters / Re: Best Data Plan For A Blogger by StevensJojo(f): 9:00pm On May 30, 2015
I use Globacom 24 gb for 8k
You could go for the one of 5k for 12 gb though.

Its the best iv seen so far

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Programming / Re: Please I Need Help Writing This Code by StevensJojo(f): 5:11pm On May 29, 2015
Thanks!
kudaisi:
Not necessarily the best method to go about it, but this should work.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
	<head>
		<script>

			var urls =  [
				"http://www.yahoo.com/", 
				"http://www.outlook.com/", 
				"http://www.gmail.com/"
			];
			console.log("test"wink;
			var length = urls.length;
			var i = 0
			function getUrl(){
				if(i==length - 1 ){i=0;}
				return urls[i];
			}

			function openUrl(url){
				console.log("Opening url: "+url);
				//window.open(url, "_self"wink//curent page
				//window.open(url, "_parent"wink;// parent fame
				window.open(url, "_blank"wink//new window (default)
				//window.open(getUrl(), "_top"wink;// replaces frameset
				i++;
			}
			
			function sleep() {
    				setTimeout(function () {
					openUrl(getUrl());
					sleep();
			    	}, 10000);
			}
			
			sleep();
		</script>
	</head>
	<body>
	</body>
</html>
Programming / Please I Need Help Writing This Code by StevensJojo(f): 2:46pm On May 29, 2015
Hi guys,

I'm a digital marketer with a little knowledge of html and css.

Today I hit a brick wall. Iv got a task I need to execute but it's JavaScript- I'm clueless!

Here's the instructions I'm supposed to follow-

1. Code a JAvaScript

2. Put 3 blogpost urls in the JavaScript

3. Create a function that would open all the Web addresses in my browser

4. Make the function sleep for 3-4 minutes

5. When the JavaScript reaches the end, it'll automatically bounce and repeat.

Please help?!
Fashion / Cuff-ring- A Fashion Statement With Fingers by StevensJojo(f): 1:11pm On May 29, 2015
Cuff Rings are excellent ways to express your style.

The choice and style of cuffrings you choose also speaks volumes about your taste in fashion

Read more about rocking the cuff ring here! http://theplushist.com/cuff-rings-lookbook/

Fashion / Tips On Wearing The G-string by StevensJojo(f): 12:42pm On May 28, 2015
How do you ever manage to?! That's the question those who don't wear thongs usually ask those who do.

Well here are Five tips that'l help you wear this sexy piece of lingerie without worries!

1. They get comfy with regular wear

If you want to wear them- don’t balk just because you didn’t feel comfortable when you wore it the first or even second time. Just go on, by the fifth wear, you’d probably not even remember you have them on.

Read the rest here

http://theplushist.com/how-to-wear-a-gstring/

Thank you!

Politics / What Nigerian First Lady Are You? by StevensJojo(f): 6:01pm On May 27, 2015
Are you Aishat Buhari, Patience Jonathan or Lala Oshiomhole?
Play to find out!

http://theplushist.com/which-nigerian-first-lady-are-you/
Webmasters / Re: I Launched A New Blog- Please Take A Look And Tell Me What You Think by StevensJojo(f): 11:11am On May 22, 2015
* Webmaster tools- yes but i havent signed up the site on it. Will do in a bit.
*Slide- It supposed to slide manually. Like you click it then it slides.Do you think it affects the UX?
*About Us- Its really hidden il work on making it more conspicuous
* Gender Sensitive- Yes the target audience is ladies only.

Thanks for the intelligent review!
femzysticks:
* do you know how to use webmaster tool?

* the slide is not working. Could it be from my browser or its not meant to slide.

*didnt find any contact page or about page. Should I want to partner with your blog or contact an admin for an issue how would that be done

Dats a few I can observe

* saying all these cuz you asked me to

Nice design, nice concept

Ehen. B4 I leave your page. Your blog is gender sensitive. Is it meant for just ladies? Can't find plenty guys stuff there
Webmasters / Re: I Launched A New Blog- Please Take A Look And Tell Me What You Think by StevensJojo(f): 9:07am On May 22, 2015
Ok-I apologize

[quote author=femzysticks post=33982201
Well to me the OP didn't say anything wrong

You were rather too quick to hear him oppose [/quote]
Webmasters / Re: I Launched A New Blog- Please Take A Look And Tell Me What You Think by StevensJojo(f): 8:13am On May 22, 2015
Well you made some observations and I asked some questions.

I don't think that makes me impatient.
baybeeboi:
of cos I opened them.
.
I just wanted to see how we can feel free to criticise.

I don't think we can anyways.....you are not very patient.

But it's cool.
Webmasters / Re: I Launched A New Blog- Please Take A Look And Tell Me What You Think by StevensJojo(f): 7:48am On May 22, 2015
baybeeboi:


it's really cool, you are goin to need alot of pictures to convince.

Like the Nails and Ankara, u need pixs for different patterns, designs and colours.
.
Btw, what is that chisest word i see there?

Did you open the posts or you just browsed through through the front page?
Webmasters / Re: I Launched A New Blog- Please Take A Look And Tell Me What You Think by StevensJojo(f): 7:37am On May 22, 2015
clintino700:
Its so nice with beautiful images...

Thank you!
Webmasters / I Launched A New Blog- Please Take A Look And Tell Me What You Think by StevensJojo(f): 7:11am On May 22, 2015
Hi guys,

Please i just launched a site- http://theplushist.com/

Please criticize (intelligently) without fear or favor.

I'm waiting- thanks!
Celebrities / See 10 Fashion Styles Of Lillian Esoro by StevensJojo(f): 7:03am On May 22, 2015
We all remember Lilian Esoro from Clinic Matters and her career is picking up speed!
Recently she was in the middle of the hullabaloo between her now ex-fiancee and Emma Nyra with allegations flying around. However, that's not the subject today!
Lillian Esoro is fashionable- Here are 10 times we loved her

See the rest at http://theplushist.com/ten-times-lilian-esoro/

Education / Re: Delta State University, Abraka 2015/2016 Admissions by StevensJojo(f): 4:58am On May 16, 2015
Please how do i get post-Ume Past questions for DELSU?

My Sibling chose DELSU as first choice. Scored 186.
Webmasters / Re: My Alexa Ranking Is Decresing, Are You Experiencing The Same?? by StevensJojo(f): 1:08pm On May 10, 2015
A decreasing rank is supposed to be a good thing. Or how do you mean?
Politics / Re: Emmanuel Uduaghan Receives Silverbird Man Of The Year Award by StevensJojo(f): 6:53am On May 04, 2015
Wow! They just ruined the credibility of that award. What's wrong with building it up to be a recognized brand?
They just ditched that for instant gratification.what a shame
Webmasters / Re: I Need Information About Cchub by StevensJojo(f): 3:13am On May 03, 2015
The lowest membership is the red membership which is actually free.

You get to use their space every Sat along with internet but you have to apply for it though.

It's a great place.
Celebrities / Re: I Was In A Relationship With Him – Yul Edochie’s Gay Stalker Insists. by StevensJojo(f): 6:13pm On Apr 28, 2015
Damn! Rotfl
lordkrato:


As a lady (well difficult to say with your features) you should already understand the concept of single replies..

They both had ulterior motives.. Think, big head, think... angry
Romance / Re: Why It Seems Like Most Guys Tend To Quit The Relationship After Sex Is Involved by StevensJojo(f): 1:12pm On Apr 25, 2015
Wow. Words can do a lot of damage.
StealthIdeals:
I can tell if a girl is in love with me. Four years ago, a girl fell head over heel for me. Immediately sex was involved, she became obssessed with me, and monitored my movements. I was wondering why she was giving herself the headache, because I loved her so much that I thought I may not survive it if she leaves me. All along, one day she looked at me in the eyes and said, "if you break my heart, I will just strip myself na.ked and curse you". It was as if a veil was removed from my eyes; I was suddenly overtaken with hate. I then told her to leave me immediately. I asked her to make real her threat. Everybody pleaded with me to forgive her, but I remained adamant. My grandfather, who said he has never seen me dating a girl, commanded me to stay with her, but I refused. Fearing that it is a trap, the patridge says, 'what business has the farmer that he brings his clothe here?' The farmer says, 'how am I expected to go to my farm without my cloth?' And if you ask me why I did give in to premarital sex, I will simply tell you that I don't pander to the expections of the sanctimonious who are sure to cavil, with every shred of energy in them, or feed off me like emotional parasites.
Webmasters / Re: Pls Wordpress Help by StevensJojo(f): 11:06am On Apr 17, 2015
wisdom4abc:
I'm trying to log in, but it just bringing me back to login pls i need ur help
Have you tried using different browsers?
Phones / Re: What's Your Current Best Data Subscription For Android? by StevensJojo(f): 2:24pm On Apr 13, 2015
Glo 12gb for 5k
Business / Re: Why Many Business Fail In Nigeria And How To Avoid It by StevensJojo(f): 7:18am On Apr 08, 2015
Persistence:
Sometimes the difference between a business that succeeds and one that fails is the ability to keep going when the going gets tough.
Politics / Re: Buhari Didn’t Promise To End Insurgency In Two Months – APC by StevensJojo(f): 12:07pm On Apr 03, 2015
Ha ha ha. And he also didn't Promise to make the naira equal to the dollar right?

The beautiful ones are not yet born!

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Family / Re: .. by StevensJojo(f): 5:09am On Apr 01, 2015
Sheesh!
pretydiva:
Hmmmm..d offer is mouth watery..goodluck op on ur search. May d best cm ur way
Fashion / Re: Ebube Abeg Go Marry by StevensJojo(f): 6:31am On Mar 31, 2015
Lol.
I remember my Service year. I just clocked 22. I had 2 lodge mates. One just clocked 24 the Other was 26.
We had toasters, but we were all single.
The 24 yr old would mock the 26 yr old about marriage.
To me it was weird. I mean she was also single
3 years down the Line, the 24 yr old is now 27. She's still singe.
Karma is a bleeping bi.tch.
babysheju2:
I saw this pics online n decided to shar . How can a babe as beautiful,sexy.... intact she's gat it all. pls go marry make all this beauty no waste ehn?Time waits for no one.

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Family / What Are The Most Important Things In Life? by StevensJojo(f): 3:14am On Mar 28, 2015
Iv been wondering about this.


I'm in my mid 20s and im conscious of the brevity of life. I mean when was 15 now I'm 25. In no time I'll be 40. Then 50,

What would really be my accolades at that stage? A husband, kids? Grandchildren.Plenty money? Cars. Success? Reputation?

Hell yeah, I'm working hard to be rich someday but when I get there- is that gonna be it?

Maybe I should ask the more experienced folks- when you look back in life, what's gives you the most satisfaction?
And what turned out to not be as important as it seemed?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm Going Gaga Over Seun by StevensJojo(f): 7:50pm On Mar 27, 2015
Funny how people 'fall in love' with you once you become successful. And it's not even a gender thing- it effing applies to guys too.
The question is. - Who's going to be there even you're down. Who was there when the hustle was hot, when you were broke and demotivated but still kept on.
It's hard to find someone who'd see the diamond in your rough.
Then one day, when you become successful, someone will arise from nowhere and conveniently proclaim love.
Sheesh

No offence though opq
Computers / Re: Will Youtube Replace Our Televisions In The Future by StevensJojo(f): 7:07pm On Mar 27, 2015
ChynoBEATS:

It cant erase the TV
Nothing in this world can

Same thing was said about Newspapers. And horses for transportation.And towncriers...
Properties / Re: 2 Bedroom Flat For Rent At Agbele Via Abule-egba Lagos by StevensJojo(f): 5:39pm On Mar 26, 2015
In a peaceful environment
Properties / Re: 2 Bedroom Flat For Rent At Agbele Via Abule-egba Lagos by StevensJojo(f): 5:39pm On Mar 26, 2015
Still Available
Properties / 2 Bedroom Flat For Rent At Agbele Via Abule-egba Lagos by StevensJojo(f): 11:53am On Mar 26, 2015
We have a decent 2 bedroom flat up for rent in Agbele. Complete with tiled floors, bathroom, toilet and a big kitchen.
It's also has water running regularly.
Price: 220k per annum

Call these number for Enquires- 08056536450 or 07063349296

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