So what have you gained from this silly action of yours.
One rule of success-respect other people's hustle. No matter how young you are, one day you'll be in the grind too. redirect

Abbey2sam:
Enjoy the complete fiction


On the last day of work, I went early as usual to Onome’s workshop
and she was waiting to receive me. We talked and laughed and I was
impressed our bond grew closer, I knew I had 2 days to get laid and I
was just hoping to get a soft spot. So I asked her to send me her
pictures on my phone, she said she couldn’t that I should help her do
it through blue-tooth. As I went through her phone I saw some naked
pics of her which I took. I knew she was the easy type so I said to
her. “I need us to spend time tomorrow, just you and me.” She said.
“No problem, I even stay alone. You can come early tomorrow and
after we play and relax you will take me to food mart.”
I was so surprised, it came so easy and effortless. I got her address
and I headed straight to work.
The following day I was ready to claim my trophy, you know, all work
and no play…… I got to her place early around 8am it was on Sunday.
It was a one room, very modest, no chairs, just a mattress and a
rubber carpet. She welcomed me with a very warm hug, as she
squeezed her boobs on me. I had to squeeze something too, so I
reached for her booty and squeezed that as well.
She said. “Take off your clothes and lie down.” I was like.”WHAT!”
Omo it was too good to be true, I quickly took off my clothes and laid
on the mattress.
She grabbed my mini me stroking it with her hands, in my mind I had
never felt so lucky as I closed my eyes and waiting for the
sequential treatment that would occur that morning. All of a sudden,
there was a barge into the room. A fierce looking guy. He shouted.
“See as this man come they Bleep my wife so… bros you own don
finish.”
It felt as if I was in a movie or probably dreaming. I got up as quick
as I could and tried to reach for my clothes… Next thing I heard was
a thunderous sound on my face in the form of a dirty stinky slap. I
was confused, I didn’t know whether to get angry, cry or beg. I just
allowed my instincts to play and I saw my self on my knees begging..
“Big bros, Abeg it is not what you think.. I ..I she told me she wasn’t
mari..” Another slap interrupted me. Then I knew my end had come
and I might not come out the same again.
Two other guys came in the room and said. “Mudiaga, wetin happen?”
As they saw me they laughed and said “This bros don enter one
chance, na here you go die today.”
I was begging like a thief cut pants down, in the actual sense I was.
Then the fierce looking guy that hit me said he was going to get a
knife to cut my penis. At that moment, I didn’t know how to tell my
parents,siblings and girlfriend that I might probably not see them
again. As the guy left for the knife, the other guys remained.
One of them said to me. “Bros you Bleep up, all you Lagos boys think
say you fit come here come Bleep any girl anyhow….You own don
finish today.”
I noticed he was not as furious as the first guy. So I begged him.
“Brother please, I will do anything please don’t kill me, help me.”
Meanwhile I looked back at Onome to help me tell them I did not know
she was married as I was about to speak she shouted. “Shut up!
Ashawo like you, your own don finish today.”
I looked at myself and asked myself is this how I will die? So the
second guy said. “Bros, look… I like you, I wan help you… give me
your ATM first.” I said.”Brother see I don’t have my ATM with me
it’s in Lagos you can search my wallet.”
They searched my wallet, it wasn’t there but they took my N7,000
and my wallet, they dropped my ID cards and other stuffs in my
wallet. They stumbled on my phone galaxy S4 brand new, but I
begged them to just drop the sim, which they did. The other guy
eyed my shoes and he took it and gave me his rusty palm slippers.
They told me to run before the guy comes back, I wore my jeans but
forgot my boxers, picked my shirt and ran for my dear life.
As I ran, I stopped because I realized with just one shout of “Thief!”
I am gone for good. So I walked, didn’t have a dime on me, so I
trekked for about 40 minutes till I got to the guest house. I took a
shower and went to a nearby church that day and thank God for the
gift of life…..

RoyalRoy:
Verbal abuse is a no-no in a relationship and marriage!!

When a partner can't guard their tongue and call the other derogatory names out of anger, then they need help.

If a woman calls me "OPONU", it should be either my mother or someone much more older. Definitely not my wife or girlfriend.

Take a break and review past cases of abuse, if it's a constant thing with her, then you might have ended up with an ill-bred partner.

Report her to her parents.

Made a lot of sense till the last paragraph. Lol.Parents? Sheesh

There is no clear leader yet. They all have their strengths and weaknesses.

This list is to help those searching for an online marketing agency in Nigeria to work with. Perhaps you are just seeking to know what digital marketing agencies are the top rated in Nigeria.
It really is a daunting task if you don’t know who is who- you get to find a lot of fakers who seem to know it all.Truth is, when it comes to digital agencies in Nigeria, you shouldn’t get carried away by the number of awards they have. Trust me, it proves very little.
I’ll also try to point out where their strengths lie. Most agencies always claim to be good at everything. This,usually, isn’t true.

From my experience in the Nigerian marketing world, I have drawn up this list. There are other really good agencies but I’ll just stick to the top five.
This list is in no particular order.

1. Wild Fusion:
Of course you can’t talk about digital marketing in Nigeria without mentioning Wild Fusion. They were amongst the first to start out, they are grounded in the art and science of it and know their onions. We are not sure where their strengths are but they seem to be able to do everything. Perhaps, that’s their weakness.
Visit their website http://www.wildfusions.com/

2. Anakle:
Anakle has found a place in the Nigerian digital marketing industry and is obviously here to stay.
They were the brains behind the viral sensation- BridePrice App. Their core area of expertise is in product development and this they have proven by shelling out numerous products. They are the guys to call if you are interested a creating an app or the likes
Visit their website http://www.anakle.com/w1/

3. Giga Lagos Digitals:
Giga Lagos Digitals is the Nigerian arm of the international digital marketing agency Giga. Their core strength tilts towards content marketing and social media marketing. They have produced quite a few e-books that have made an impact in the marketing circle. One of them is The Dawn of a New Age of Marketing where they talked about the direction of Content Marketing in Nigeria. The predictions are coming to pass by the day. They are good at what they do
Visit their website here https://www.gigalagosdigital.com

4.WebCoupers:
These guys know their digital media buying especially AdWords. A common misconception amongst people is that since Google AdWords is free, anyone can do it. Not true. The way it’s structured, the better you are at it, the more money you save. Trust me, you don’t want to give your money to someone who will throw your money at Google AdWords and got to sleep.
Visit their website http://www.webcoupers.com/

5.BytSizeng:
BiteSizeNg is another digital marketing agency that knows its onions. They have been around for a while and have proven their mettle with their achievements in the accounts they. As for their strengths, I’m not really sure but they seem to be able to do almost everything.
Visit their website.http://www.bytesizeng.com/

Hi Guys,

Just had to share this. Just got a free ride from AfroCab. Follow this link http://www.getafrocab.com/ridefree/ , download the app and use the promo code 'GETAFRO'. You get a free ride to anywhere worth N3500.
Note it is only available in Lagos and Abuja.
And the app only works on Android phones for now.

Thank me later.

Afros and divas are back! The old school Night party at Prince24 Lounge is back this Saturday. Make sure you get your invite. Join us while we dance to all the hits from wayback: 50s, 60s, 70s: Kool & The Gang, Diana Ross, Skyy, The Commodores, SUnny Ade and more. Take up our special package: One Hennessy VS or spirit of choice or wine +1 luxury room +Costume +Big fish (POint and Kill) all valued at N45, 000 all sold at N20, 000

Non that I know of. But you should try this one out- Its called SALSA SUNDAY, holds every two weeks at the Prince Of Anthony Hotel. I say so because the venue is nice,its free(thats rare) and you even get free wine. I guess its cause Veleta is sponsoring or something.

It does make a whole lot of sense to me. I went to one Salsa Dance class in Lagos tagged Salsa Sunday and it made alot of sense. It held at the Prince Of Anthony Hotel, 27 Oyedele Ogunnuyi,Anthony Village, Check out some pics i took there

is that y she should now go naked? mtchew

azimibraun: And hw does dis help in a country wia its man knw man dt gets u d job or hw mch u cn afford to pay the N300,000 above dt jobs are sold? The last time I commented on job opportunities on dis forum I asked a question and ddnt get any answers. I wll ask again,if u knw anybody dt got a job frm 2010 till date by jst applyin and nt hvin any backing let me see ur hands up.

I did.

Long story no pics-mtchew!

Una welcome o.Try to locate ur jungle boots.Hustling continues for una.

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The sin of doing nothing. James4:17.

He sees things go awry.
Then issues a statement that 'condemns' the act.
He DOES nothing.

Hi,
personally I'm still job hunting but I don't see anything wrong with jobberman asking for a premium.Nothing quality is free.I think they've paid their dues overtime and its high time they started reaping the rewards.They only problem I have is their billing system.To jobberman if you really want to make money you have to make it easier for us to pay.I don't have a problem with paying 1k but the mere thought of having to go to a bank discourages me.You could partner with our network service providers so they deduct from our accounts or something.

You also make it easier and cheaper by allowing people pay per application sent.You could charge as low as fifty naira.And people who can't afford 1k would gladly pay if its deducted from their account balance.
All in all you guys have been doing a good job and I think you deserve to be paid.
Ciao

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tellwsdom: Nigerian gurls are too ugly..why??

. Including your mother,sisters and all the females in your family-recluse idiot

razznaija: The woman is obviously mixed, i can see her black features.

. Hian!

Mavor: You call shouting and crying talent? False affectation of Western ideals is now talent? SMMFH (Shakes My Mutha Fu<king head)

Thank God say you know sey you head na muthafukin

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See d way she gum the guy-mtchew.

Those two are not fit to raise a child.Especially wiz khalifa.I just pity amber rose.The gut is total idiot.mtchew.

O lawd Jesus!Pls don't let me be qualified to be counted in this census exercise by next year in the mighty name of Jesus! *bawling* *rolls in potorpotor*

You better go and look for a job.Lazy ass.

To those who don't believe.it is very very possible.I know someone who found out his wife's real age when she died a little after marriage.turns out she was 10years older than him.there r a lot of things to consider really for example
its harder for a woman to get pregnant as she gets older.

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Sushi
Sashimi...eew-forgive my lack of sophistication but I hate them

Table Leg :

Ode!

hmm the leg of a table callin a human ode!mtchew!