₦airaland Forum

Brownteeth:
What if your boyfriend is refusing to touch you and says no form body contact should be involved in the relationship and actually serious about it, how would you as a lady react and think about his decision?

Kia Kia carry am go hospital before d sickness serious!

@190: You said heart broken? Dat chick is gonna PULVERIZE his heart if he doesnt wake up to reality this moment and beat her to her game. And dats the only way the gal would leave with regrets and a shade of respect for his manliness.

bethangel:
It just baffles me how we have so many older guys still single nowadays, what exactly were they waiting for?, the next generation of ladies?
Lately, 80% of guys who hit on younger ladies are older than 39-40 sometimes even 50 (and they're still single,i'm not counting the separated or divorced ones)
Back in the days, young guys get married early, at least the much older generation are a few examples.

Now,this is just my opinion, i may be wrong.

Ultimately, marriage is not a race against time. Its a choice. In our generation the ladies have raised their expectations of their man several notches. And the least the man can do is to take his time and prepare himself enough to meet those expectations as bizarre as most of them are. You tend to forget its not a man's woe cos if the men are not marrying, then a lotta ladies will become old maidens before they say "I do."

@Henry UN: You said your friend is a 'Juman'. Yours is worst, you are a[b] 'Juboy'[/b] for bringing word meant for demented campusers and street urchins to NL.

@190: ur friends affair with that gal ended long ago, she was merely shopping for reasons to dump it on him. If I were your guy, I would beat the chick to it by boldly announcing to her that, "This relationship is over!" Unless your man has his greymatter inside his boxers and is waiting for his gal to spell it out or worst still ram it down his throat. Just tell your guy to quit romancing the stone. Even if the chick gets over her fit and returns, the relationship has not just gone sour, but rancid!!

Super Stud!! Pls remind me to include Bidemi Ajayi in the list of National Honours Awardees for next year. I am already drafting a memo to Jonathan to that effect.

Yes I did! Yu seem to like emphasis.

190:
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I have been missin in action cos i de VEX!!

Cheer up buddy, theres so much around town to smile about: Odunnu can navigate you round the coal city for the goodie-goodie places while, you can take Hinduism into you employ to Motivate[b][/b] you the way she knows best.

@Girl846: You just stole my thunder! Well I guess its better coming from a lady. Cos I was already wondering aloud when exactly it became trendy to use SEX to motivate you boss to work harder.
Meanwhile, I have already ticked off Hinduism as the 4th NL babe to stand up for recognition and the list is still growing.

190 you been missing in action, could you please spare a few words for Hinduism?

hinduism:
@poster:

You should respect women,sleeping or not sleeping with our bosses is none of your business,the body is ours whoever we like we give to just to encourage them to work harder and maintain us and as their wives can't give them all the modern day sexual style that we ladies has this day.

Very well then, I will take that on advisement. Next time around, i will consult widely before posting my trash! You Ok now?

SilknSteel, Just hold it right there! where did you borrow such 'special attribute to accommodate'. you may speak for yourself and not for all the ladies because I dont remember ladies being known anywhere for their 'special ability to accommodate.' So what happened to those ladies that wont give a guy a second look if his bank balance is not in six digits and above. Is that accommodation? To a vast majority of Nigerian gals, love means nothing if it cannot be monetized. Ask your brother to give his gal friend a gift of flower which is known to depict genuine affection, on Valentine's day and watch as the affair goes to pieces in the preceeding weeks. What do you take the guys for? If the ladies continue to give us the impression that love and sex have prize tags, then whenever we are paying and buying, we must ensure that our 'chattel' would be worth its price.

Most often, what a man sees determines how close he is will to get to the lady in question. Hence those wonderful attributes that are discovered in the course of the relationship that follows are merely bonuses.

queeneve:
(bending ova as i bow) (truck beeping and horn blowing)

(cars crashing and men shouting GOOOOOTDAMN)

Well, you said to take a bow, I think I caused an accident!

Ooooh Booooy! did I miss this? Well Queenie, I mean a bow not a back flip. You sound much like you bared your bootie right on the sidewalk and the traffic's gone berserk gaping at ur thing. Can only imagine the collateral damage. You are a case study Queeneve!

@190: My Broda, I have asked the same question in many different ways. Well I have just come away with the impression that we landed a concentration of some hackneyed salesmen abi saleswomen in this thread trying to sell the idea of feminine beauty in the coal city without any census figure to back their claims. Lets just be nice and watch and spoli their sport. How u see am?

Omo, line 4 dabaru everything. If babe recklessly mess for ma side, kia kia me I go recklessly misbehave o!

Advice abi? Oya tell am make he go enroll im gal for the Amnesty programme

190:
whats going on here

Yea pal, we've been throwing banters and am afraid Odunnu dear is set to throw tantrums. thats all!

favouredjb:
All nigerian girls,from every state,or tribe are beautiful.

Hey kiddo, you missed the point here. By the way, its way past bedtime, so run along to sleep,

Anything to say? yea Annawhilte. I'll simply tick u off as the third on the line. But am worried the panelists may make an issue out of your gay attitude. Well, for me, if the same sex thing is up your streets, its nonamabiz. I guess I should just wait for the ratification of the panel. stick around!

You didnt read my post right. Well as at the last time I checked, the words u chose to react to, were both cancelled out. Read again.

Whatever! No dull moment on nairaland, am only intrigued by your deft navigation of the redlight district of the coal city! My respect!

Odunnu hot for this thread no be small. Odikwa egwuoooo!!

So far TWO have stood up , we are still couting , and the prizes are still waiting.

Na after she don get belle you go discuss her benefit?? Oga abeg talk everything now na na!!

sorry ma! i been think say you dey offline.

Ready 4 what!!!!

Sanctimony is not our strong point in NL, so we are still waiting for the award winners, they are here and will definitely show.
Queeneve, could you please stand up and take a bow, thats if am not missing ur point!