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Easy o Michelin! No wound person o!

Ojust for real, stop sermonizing. Ur sanctimonious talk won't get us any where but back to the woods. If you have ever been to a sex seminar you will  appreciate the fact that if you continue in your line of talk you will end up only being a snag to this topic. Besides, you don't come across to me as one who wont eat a well-made man from a distance. No hard feelings, just fall in line, we are trying to know what makes the world of guys and gals go round!

Dats the spirit Jeff! Give my regards to Anambra people and especially PETER, the Rock!

And which illusionary re-run are you talking about Mr Illusion?

Obi has won!

the battle is now between Obi and Ngige. One more LGA to go. Its a keen one between the duo

with the 23,000 policemen and soldiers in Anambra state?

Excuse me Alloy Emeka, are these things you listed factual? what has Fela, Ige and Gani's pictures got to do with Anambra election?

Bluetooth you are super! Permission to use your info? Anyway dats why it was posted . Good job once again!

No be small thing o! With the tone of this thread, big this and big that, HORSES would make wonderful lovers!

E be like say ur friend send u work, u reach go work over time. So what stopped you from telling the gal dat you are not interested or that u are off-limit if yu so care for your friend as you said. If it goes around, then it must come around. don't compound your friends woes.

Symposium talk. Oya Ladybird begin the lectures.

Another tales by moonlight or better still, Alice in Wonderland! Omo you don finish that your malaria drug?

Me think your friend is only interested in a bed mate. And the effrontery to ask you to facilitate a car loan for him cuts him out as not only being insensitive but should also be accorded recognition as a 5-star gold digger. As girls often do,you may still have a sneaking feeling for him but be fair to self and FLEE!

cast your net yonder and pray!

well said Eb.

Gentlemen, this is not a gender war.If it was, the men, as usual will win. but we are talking about a union contrived by Jacob and his girl based on their mutual feelings and understanding for one another. Whether he decides to answer Jcob or Esua, in this kind of union, somebody must shift ground for the centre to hold. So its not enough for Jcob to rush into Nland and play on the sentiments of fellow men. As u can see most of us fell for his gaffe and are calling for the poor gals head. Shaving ur goatie which often pictures one as malnourished goat is not the worse that could happen to a guy in love. She didnt ask yu to buy her a car before Valentine, she only wanted you to shave your goatie and you are shouting blue murder. yu may be expecting a lot from the guys in NL Jcob, am sorry you dont have my vote. Next page!

Wow! Poster u got ur post flung back at you. Its your turn to respond or forever remain silent. They think your are a snoop but I think instead, u'll be better off as a paparazzi. Anyhow its still too early to give you a medal until you extricate yourself from this moral gaffe.

Tales by moonlight! How do they say it in A Knight's Tale, marry for love and money will come or marry for money and love will come. Its your choice cause am sure you saw this coming and still couldn't resist his pile a dough. Whatever we say here, I see you walking down the aisle with that guy. Chikena!

You have been keeping the babe and the beard for the past two years and now you dont know which is dearer to your heart. Well you sound as if your gal is not worth anything more than your beards. My opinion is you don't really need our advise on this, else you won't be placing your goatie side by side with ur girl. Give her a little respect or just let her go get it elsewhere. And next time don't bug this house with this sorta crap!

DO WE HAVE A ZOO IN NAIRALAND?? I THINK WE JUST GOT OUR FIRST BABOON!

Irredeemable!Keep up the illusion, Lord , ehm, whasaname?

Zhahovic, u know, our choice of fonts sometimes, especially when issues are being discussed may define who we really are. My first impulse was to ignore your thread because it conveyed the impression that you may be, well how politely can I say it, lets say "UNSTABLE". You may use your whack font when u are talking to your girlfriend or any other dimwit that has no opinion to share. For now you are in a public House so be a little sensitive, and behave!

Is blind dating akin to whoremongering in Naija?

Honey dear, have you taken your drugs?!! And what about the doctor we recommended in your last thread about your crush on your dad? in any case you need a mind vaccination!

Alternatively, it is obvious that Honey is a new arrival and was just pulling some stunts to get a little attention. Well she got much more! And if she is as hot as she makes out, then she has a full house of dudes to roll and tumble with. Well lets say You got the attention you crave, now say what you really want so we can face another thread.

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[color=#000099][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Re: I;m In Luv Wit My Dad
« #28 on: Today at 08:15:38 PM »

i dont really mean the other kind of love that the nairalanders are talking about but the agape type of love. the whole family are in love with themselves and i expect everyone in this house to also express and extend this kind of love to themselves.





WHY DO I GET THE NAGGING FEELING THAT THIS WAS AN AFTER-THOUGHT? IN ANY CASE, U ARE A RIOT!! GO SEE THE DOCTOR OR COME SEE ME![/b]

Mr Uzor u are a dangerous advertiser! You gave the dude a good advise though.

Mama gee, abeg i no believe ur own. They see nothing!Abeg talk straight, no mumu dey this house! However, the fact remains that what trips one girl over, may not trip another.