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Odunnu again!!

I assume queeneve just stood up cos she perfectly understands the slant of the thread. Congrats!

If u werent already entrapped by the gal, this solicitation for advise wld not even arise.So its obvious u cant send her packing. All you have to do is adjust your own history - begin to smoke, drink and since you cant be a lesbian, test ur talent in the gay world. Then perhaps, you may begin to develop a sense of comradeship with your gal. E fit work o!

--190--:
^^^
Take her to meet her parents
Tell them ure married and if they would give their daughter to u
but before then, Go to your house,
go on your knees and confess 2 your wife

make sure u clear your house of all knives, machete ,Pestle and mortar,Wires,TV set,wall clock,
Hangers and rat posion, away from your house before u confess to your wife,

I dont want to be indirectly responsible for the death of some-one! https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sleep/t2246.gif

DA BOMB!

U have been pounding away on this gal for months yet u didnt realize dat anything we do with women comes with responsibilities. If u dey hammer woman wey u no wan marry, responsibilty dey wey u fit no see, if you dey wire the one yu wan marry, the responsibilty dey obvious.And if any of them come get belle, dat one na mega responsibilty. Why i dey even waste time dey tell u this, if I been tell u this 6 months ago, u for hail me mugu. Bros abeg go carry your cross. If u want advise, GO TO YOUR WIFE AND GET IT!

@190: Na u be Mr, na u be Mrs, na u be 190, na u be Omolola, One day u no go fit log into NL cos u go don forget d one wey be ur true id.

As for ur Pluto neighbourhood, I caught d humor but I choose to remain a naijarian anyday even if I get two life times.

Too bad! Guess this poster's been in jail too long. Now he thinks Enugu is one big Miami beach. Una too rush d post. E go soon clear for im eyes.

Yea I was told that NL chicks are very honest and down-to-earth. Lets check it out. So may all the NL babes sleeping with their bosses 'stand up' for recognition. There may be rewards or awards waiting for the first ten. Lets get cracking,

190! U male again? well dats by the way.

skydeep:
If u cant give me a head then forget it

Skydeep, I recall one guy, I think Celery is his id was literally begging for something to SUCK in another thread still running. Serious really. 190 was in dat room as well. if u ask him nicely he may give u a good referral to the guy. Good luck 'head'-mistress!

Wow! SilknSteel, well I wasn't home when you hit the house like Katrina. You sounding like a super star and I can see u really got deep into my man 190. He is all shaky in the knee, so much so he is willing to publicly renounce his overused feminine gender. Can't wait to chop knuckles!

For this atrocious crimes to continue to go unchallenged, it means that either Governor T.A Orji is complicit or utterly incompetent!

Good one 190. Be like say Tjskii na 'Tu Face'. She don dey borrow people pictures anyhow, she go soon forget how she ugly reach, sorry I mean fine reach.

its obvious Foortune has been most unfortunate with the chiks. In his previous thread he was asking for a woman, nobody answer am, now he has renewed his plea. D poor guy don try. NL babes, una no get conscience?

Can I borrow her for one week? She wld come back different.

Can see u are so deep into this sucking thing, Hope you win a prize soon for your hardwork and commitment. Your lady must be proud. Hope you have time for other things!

Fat lady! Big bosom! bros this ur detailed specification worry o. Come back for January abeg, December don reach.

Hey dudie-dude, if your problem is sucking something then suck your thumb while you wait for the stray chick that may head your way. Come to think of it, if you have so enthusiastically been sucking away at every babe you come across to the point of sign-posting your 'sucking potentials' on NL then dat chick that turned you down aint no fool because I cant believe you are free of those malignant boils or mouth cancer often occasioned by some of the 'acidic gutters you may have sucked in your very exciting sucking career. Career Sucker!!

Am unto you buddy! Better yank off the thread you just started. Like I said my recommendations come in handy and am standing by. Gotcha!

H-O-U-S-E abeg make una run from Barr Ayuwhatever. He is a coarsely baritoned man. Head-hunters still on the p-r-o-w-l !!!

Barr. Ayuk just ignore our jolly good Rokiatu for one minute. Now my recommendation comes in handy here, so lets start with ur ASL, Before yu begin to get all the shout out, while we assess ur claims.

Rokiatu easy o! 190 no mean fight.  As for the guy who chose to bring his woes to public domain. Ur case na double wahala. One, u no get money, two, u dont know what to buy. Take my tip: start another thread, solicit for a loan and not advice on what to buy. All our suggestions on what to buy wld be useless if you don't have money to buy them. Or on the alternative, take the bold step and temporarily desert your gal, dont take her calls until the birthday is over. Then go back to her with one well-made Nollywood tale and be sure to have people like 190 and Reality standing by to do the damage control.

Plenty GBOSAs for 190! the Opabukuwhatever no even get gender - male or female. And claims he/she/it wants the respondent to get personal for no reason. Intimacy for no reason? Can u beat that? Abeg tell us wetin u want and no forget to identify yourself well, well unless u be Vampire.

I insist, I wanna meet one of the daredevils born on 5th April. Standing by people!

Acute Malaria. Go take your drugs before you bite person abeg!

The ladies are falling all over themselves to get through to u. I understand u haven't received a call yet, never mind, they only jammed ur line in their scramble. Keep waiting, the calls must definitely come through. Dopey!

Just two weeks u don dey advertise! NL Babes make una hear me oo. , Xmas don dey reach oo, head-hunters don full everywhere o!

Impossible pal. Good try anyway.

I like your spunks! Apology unreservedly tendered. Accepted?