₦airaland Forum

soberdrunk:
Good bye Normal car insurance!!! Welcome Kenya "spécial" insurance!!!

there have type of insurance in kogi, the igala part of the state have it

MEILYN:
Nigga keep quiet. This sh*t is as real as your everyday breakfast. I have seen where juju has been used severally to locate thieves. In fact, money got missing in a factory I used to work years back, the owner wrote our names down and sent it to his village. The next morning, the animal who stole the money started screaming, he confessed and brought out the money. He was later sacked. Lol, that was when I knew juju is real..

anybody who mistakenly open is mouth and tell me juju is not real, I we transport them down to my state myself, my people can jujucally, give you a medical condition

the person there stole from most be an igala man.
there have this type of jaz

finally after the criticizing, is like this buhari govt. love to be criticized

MrScribe:
Bermuda Triangle is largely regarded as imaginary.

imaginary how pls

Xfemt:
abeg short up, watin fine for here. stadium wan dem build round with chairs and an artificial pitch NY u de call fine. can u compare dis with akwa ibom stadium, the one in lagos, port harcout or even the Samuel ogbemudia stadium in Benin city fine pass dis one on. Nigerians re too sentimental about everytin I don't know why

I don't think that person no of any Nigeria stadium, and I doubt if he has been to one in Nigeria here

Kizyte:
Common Cameroon! See as their stadium fine. Everything about Nigeria is low class.

but the stadium not fine reaches uyo stadium now talk less of abj. let say the truth and shame the devil

Papaaldrich:
WONDERFUL.

hahaha what

Nukualofa:
I invited a family into my house because they were evicted by the landlord. The next thing they don't want to leave after the one week i gave them and they started hatching plan on how to take over my house from me.


I had to remind them that beneath this docile and quiet guy is someone that can sit down and watch a kid bleed to death.



They fled when i gave them the first hit

hahahaha guy you wicked ooh you scared the shit out of them

Nukualofa:
I invited a family into my house because they were evicted by the landlord. The next thing they don't want to leave after the one week i gave them and they started hatching plan on how to take over my house from me.


I had to remind them that beneath this docile and quiet guy is someone that can sit down and watch a kid bleed to death.



They fled when i gave them the first hit

hahahaha guy you wicked ooh

Papaaldrich:
One relative tried molesting my little sister,but em body tell am by the time em receive rapid slaps from me.y'all beware who you let into your home.

this your own worst past Nigeria problem oooh

SapeleWater:
I remember when we dey play ball (monkey post) for street and my mama come say make I dey look after my small sister wey dey about 1 year. As e come reach my set to play, naim I use one basket cover my sister come carry one big stone put on top so dat she no go fit escape.


My mama come back begin cry

you're bad mehn

SolexxBarry:
Lol,I remember wen my lil bro was 7,we had a new neighbor,who always comes to visit my mum who was extremely ugly ,we always talk abt her wen shes nt around. So one day she met my lil bro outside and told him to call my mum,my lil bro started shouting, Mummy Dat ur friend u said is ugly is here oooio.

laugh wen kill me die

bfatoba:
when I was younger, I was forming big boy if anyone sent me on an errand, I would look for someone younger and send them. Faith caught up to me one day, I sent our neighbours young daughter Tope to go and buy me Lolli (i think thats what it was called), Its sorta coloring and sugar water, frozen in a plastic bag. anyways, the place was down the street, not even 2 mins away... this kid came back, there was only Ice in the bag, all the coloring was gone, Her lips was really red. I was furious..... and I asked her what happened. She said The Sun was melting it, SO she raised it up and it was draining in her mouth till she got home cause she didn't want it to waste. . i wanted to beat her, but her mum came just in time and said serves me right for sending her.


When I was younger, about 8-11 years old.... I would always be super angry, if we got any visitors around dinner time, or anytime we were about to eat... seeing as how, this unplanned visit will affect my ration. That visitor was dead to me... I wouldn't even acknowledge them... unless they gave me money when they were leaving.


When I was younger, my mum would always, start cooking only to leave me to continue... and when she left, I would sneek away to go play football, till when I saw my mum from a mile away coming. I would then run to the kitchen to meet a half burnt food. my brain would be working overtime, so I would pour the good part into another pot, scrape the original pot, then transfer the food back to the original pot .... and pour more water in it, and sit down and pretend as if i was there the entire time. my mum too would come, ask me even though she could smell the burnt food from a mile away.... she would still ask me, did you leave the food unattended, and my response would always be the same. No ma, i was sitting here the entire time, even though there was enough dust around my leg to make it look like i was wearing socks of dust...... she will ignore all the evidence..... and I will assume that I've gotten away with it too. she will even feed my stupidity by giving me food too...... not knowing that my punishment is coming when I go to sleep. she will then wake up around 1 when that sleep is in my bones... she will beat the sleep out of me.... at that time i won't even recall what I did wrong. Imagine ... this was a regular occurrence.
Next morning she would ask me, why did I beat you last night.... I don't even remember, but my response is always "I won't do it again". in my mind, I think it might be because I was snoring

I was sooo troublesome

God in heaven what you are something else bhahahaahhahahhah.

lilmax:
and you really think you're still doing okay?

very oookay

lilmax:
and you really think you're still doing okay?

very oook

Evaberry:
I don't delete chats at all
at all
I always archive them. what if I need those chats to serve as evidence to something.


I read People chat tho hahhaha

immediately my hand touch your phone, I'm going to your whatsapp, facebook, twitter, etc to check everything whether you are a boyfriend, friend, sister or not, I must go and read everything!

lol I tot am the only one with such habit

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] life sha, didn't want to talk b4 but i know this girl very very very very very well

Wendy is the name that i know her with, maybe uche is her official name, see her forming decent here life sha

Women, who no fear them never start life

Happy married life wendy [/color]

tell me the truth, are you sure as in very sure you knew I, don't lie ooh

ekensi01:
You click it twice thats why.

very funny

ekensi01:
You asked twice for that reason i wouldn't answer.


But we can be friends.

me type why twice no ooh, that is not me I only type once

ekensi01:
Useless stuff hitting fp.

Yorubas are so bad and that they kill slowly. Ask me why.

why?

ekensi01:
Useless stuff hitting fp.

Yorubas are so bad and that they kill slowly. Ask me why.

why?

Heloct:
Quite a number of times, I'm sure most of y'all has taken pictures that are displeasing to the eyes. Most of this pictures get little likes after they've graced the internet and you feel sober about yourself. Well, here are few reasons why you don't always get your best shots. Improving on these reasons could bring a better result.

1. Low camera quality: Pictures taken with low camera quality doesn't come out fine. So, you can decide to get a better phone for yourself or otherwise, go for the digital camera. Most girls who knows this already would borrow a better phone for few minutes to take beautiful shots. Then, you get jealous onto why they get more likes than you do. If it requires borrowing a phone with high mp, then, maybe you should go for it anyway. No one would know that as long as you have your beautiful picture.

2. Lack of good posing skills: You don't expect to stand like the number one figure and get something unique. You don't just stand there staring at the camera. There are varieties of funny poses you could initiate. Most nice shots were taken unconsciously. Don't look too serious at the camera, except it is an official picture.

3. Face expression: This has resemblance to the above point. Blank face expressions ain't unique. You can cultivate a very strong or sober face that would leave people guessing what you are trying to tell them. Face expressions well expressed could get high rating at an auction. You must be happy before staring at the camera. Forget being shy and just do your thing.

4. Weather/Timing: The weather has a lot to do in our pictures. Taking pictures after a stressful day work or under a very harsh sun won't do you well. The best weather for pictures is a very cool weather. Pictures taken in the morning/evening are always the best. Take that picture while you are still feeling refreshed and not when you are worn out.

5. Photographer's creativity: Maybe you don't know, but if your photographer isn't creative, then, you will end up not liking yourself in a picture. A good photographer knows how to mingle nature with a picture. Editing comes later but capturing a very lively picture that speaks even of the environment is what we call creativity. Nature is beautiful. It makes your picture looks more appealing.

disagree

IamSassy:
Africa is a continent full of black people with black mentality. I just don't understand how a sane human being will reason like this.

it funny right, but juju is real very real

mrjerrfrac:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, good day.! my name is Eleberi Jerry and I'm a student in Ghana contesting for Mr Model Africa. This is the first stage of the competition and it's called the "unretouched model look" Pls I would need y'all to support a brother and a Nairalander with votes by liking my picture and comment "#MMA17 jerry" on @mrmodelafrica page on instagram or you can vote through this link below.

https://instagram.com/p/BYVeXZ8B9xd/

You can also vote on twitter through this link by retweeting my photo and comment #MMA17 jerry
https://twitter.com/mrmodelafrica/status/902506386986336257

Or you can go to @mrmodelafrica page on twitter and retweet my photo and comment .

For more information and details about Mr Model Africa, you can follow @mrmodelafrica page on instagram. Thank you

wait are you naked or you're wearing something and if you're what could that be

tosyne2much:
Eeeehyah you fit carry Tosyne2much comot abi?


I will take flight to Abuja nah

you will be highly welcome

fk001:
What's the consequences?

he don't have one explanation, this is bcoz he just don't like the religion that is all

SalamRushdie:
A good Christian should never partake in the eating of Sallah ram which is actually the carcass of a blood sacrifice..Thank me later

am disappointed, seriously

barnas5real:
Hello everyone, I'm very happy to join the nairaland

you're highly welcome

tosyne2much:
Been looking for a Nairalander that I will hang out with on Salah day but I never see ooo

Lagos preferably

me too, how I wish you're in abuja

sokera:
Come and eat tomorrow , I will send you address if you are ready ...

wow, where is your location

Ovela1:
My appeal to all Christians, be careful when yu eat the Sallah Ram. If I were you, I would totally avoid it.

Do yu know there are rules that must be observed before slaughtering a Sallah Ram? failure to observe the rules makes the meat unclean for eating (haram), question is, why must these rules be there?

There are so much more I can't say, yu do your own respective researches.

Thank yu

haba let stop hating