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The government should work with G-boys to recover stolen funds instead of arresting us.

Na why we dey run go Malay, Togo, GH, and other countries. because they govt there no dey disturb us.

All thanks to Enugu & Owerre govt too for curtailing their police from disturbing boys wey dey hustle. We reinvest in the economy by spending in those states wey dem no dey disturb boys.

Ordinary light and network no dey this country and una get mouth to call G-boys una major problem?

Country wey dem go use DSS carry a whole SAN without due process. That one na country?!

Well, make una dey complain make boys dey make serious bar. Even if the po-po cramps you all u gotta do is pay royalties.

We dey see serious stacks. No traces. And we work harder than 95% of all our broke mates combined.

I don't buy lappy for my all my brothers even the ones wey dey JSS.

The earlier the better because like Obasanjo and other leaders said, "Corruption cannot be eradicated from this country" [except it divides (sic) ]

I gave up on religious people eons ago.

My only regret is being stuck in this part of the planet with such weirdos. Smh. Talking snakes and flying chariots lol. People seff

Musiwa419:
Omo na wa o. Is Enugu not the capital of biafuro?

These biafuro people dey vex gan. Dem just dey develop everywhere. From drug trafficking to baby factory to evans the kidnapper and now it is armed robbery; robbing a foreigner, what a shame.

Well I'v got no problem with all these as log as they restrict their development to biafuro.

All these rookie internet fraudsters no go let person hear word for this forum. Well, na Evans cause am.

ifyain:
Too much bad news in Nigeria

Bros, I just tire. I thought I was the only one who have noticed it. Thr headlines rarely have gd news

Lol. I can relate. Just sold off a dog I bought for security reasons too for the same reason. The mumu dog was always wagging tail even to strangers

Is this the new dawn?

BREAKING NEWS: Beginning Of The End!
North Orders Igbos Out of Region

…Says, ‘The region is tired of 1914 marriage’

From: Sola Ojo, Kaduna

Prominent Northern youth organisations, on Tuesday, rose from a joint meeting called ‘Kaduna Declaration’ to issue a serious threat to the Igbo residing in the region urging them to begin making arrangements to relocate out of the North.

The groups gave the Igbo up till October 1, this year to leave the region.

Their declaration was premised on the shut-down of major towns in south eastern part of the country on May 30, by members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) and their sponsors.

These Northern youths organisations, which had their arrowheads in attendance, include Arewa Citizens Action for Change, Arewa Youth Consultative Forum, Arewa Youth Development Foundation, Arewa Students Forum and Northern Emancipation Network on The Igbo Persistence for Recession among others, stated categorically that, never again will they fold their hands and a time has come to take their destiny into their hands.

Mallam Abdulazeez Suleiman, who read the statement on behalf of others, at the popular Arewa House Kaduna, on Tuesday said, the region was tired of the marriage hence the need for restructuring as been pronounced by many notable Nigerian leaders like former Vice President Atiku Abubakar and Sen. Shehu Sani and others.

According to them, “The persistence for the actualisation of Biafra by the unruly Igbo of South-Eastern Nigeria has lately assumed another alarming twist which involved the forceful lockdown of activities and denial of other people’s right to free movement in the South-East by the rebel Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) and its overt and covert sponsors.

“This latest action and similar confrontational conducts which amount to a brutal encroachment on the rights of those termed as non-indigenous people residing and doing lawful businesses in those areas illegally demarcated and defined as Biafra by the Igbo, are downright unacceptable and shall no longer be tolerated”.

They said they observed that, concerned by the persistent Igbo threat to national integration, they had met with several others and reviewed the current position of the North and jointly came up with the declaration.

Other part of the statement read, “the Igbo people of the South-East, without remorse for the carnage they wrought on the nation in the 1960s, are today boldly reliving those sinister intentions connoted by the Biafran agitation that led to the very first bloody insurrection in Nigeria’s history.

“Emboldened by the apparent indifference of the Nigerian authorities, the Igbo secessionist tendency is widening in scope and action at every stage, with adverse effects on the law-abiding people of other regions residing in or passing through the East, while the Igbo leaders and elders by their utterances and direct action or inaction appear to support and encourage it.

“This is happening irrespective of the undisputable fact that, Igbos have done and are doing more damage to our collective nationhood than any other ethnic group; being responsible for the first violent interference with democracy in Nigeria resulting in a prolonged counter-productive chain of military dictatorship.

“It is on record that since the inception of the current democratic dispensation, the Igbos have shown and maintained open contempt and resentment for the collective decision expressed by majority of Nigerians at various stages via generally acceptable democratic processes.

“While these provocative acts of aggression persist and grow in dimension with each new move, leaders of the North whose people are at the receiving end of the threats, appear helplessly unperturbed.

“Without pursuing a resolute action-plan, these northern leaders have adopted and have been dragging its people into a pitifully pacifist position in order to sustain an elusive national cohesion that has long been ridiculed by the Igbos.

“From today, June 6, 2017, when this proclamation is signed, the North, a critical player in the Nigerian project, hereby declares that it will no longer be disposed to coexisting with the Igbos and shall take definite steps to end the partnership by pulling out of the current federal arrangement.

“This conclusion is necessitated by the realization that it since ceased to be comfortable or safe to continue sharing the same country with the ungrateful, uncultured Igbos who have exhibited reckless disrespect for the other federating units and stained the integrity of the entire nation with their insatiable criminal obsessions.

“Rather than certain sections holding the whole country to ransom at every stage, each should be allowed to go its own way as we categorically proclaim today that the North is fed up with being the same country with this pack of acrimonious Igbo partners.

“The North hereby openly calls on the authorities and other national and international stakeholders to acknowledge this declaration by taking steps to facilitate the final dissolution of this hopeless union that has never been convenient to any of the parties.

“As a first step, since the Igbo have clearly abused the unreciprocated hospitality that gave them unrestricted access to, and ownership of landed properties all over the North, our first major move shall be to reclaim, assume and assert sole ownership and control of these landed resources currently owned, rented or in any way enjoyed by the ingrate Igbo in any part of Northern Nigeria.

“Consequently, officials of the signatory groups to this declaration, are already mandated to commence immediate inventory of all properties, spaces or activity in the north currently occupied by the Igbos for forfeiture at the expiration of the ultimatum contained in this declaration.

“With the effective date of this declaration, which is today, Tuesday, June 06, 2017, all Igbos currently residing in any part of Northern Nigeria are hereby served notice to relocate within three months and all northerners residing in the East are advised likewise”.

To ensure enforcement of the directives, the groups mandated all northern civil society and pressure groups to mobilize for sustained, coordinated campaigns at their respective State Government Houses, State Houses of Assembly, Local Government Council Secretariats and Traditional Palaces to mount pressure for steps to be taken to ensure enforcement of the directives contained thererein.

“We are hereby placing the Nigerian authorities and the entire nation on notice that as from the 1st October 2017, we shall commence the implementation of visible actions to prove to the whole world that we are no longer part of any federal union that should do with the Igbos.

“From that date, effective, peaceful and safe mop-up of all the remnants of the stubborn Igbos that neglect to heed this quit notice shall commence to finally eject them from every part of the North.

“And finally, all authorities, individuals or groups are hereby advised against attempting to undermine this declaration by insisting on this union with the Igbos who have thus far proved to be an unnecessary baggage carried too far and for too long.


Culled from the Sunnewspaper 06/06/17


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Naija Action Film. Reminds me of 'oso Abiola' when I was much younger.

CACAWA:
Chris is a nobody when TB Joshua is being discussed...So keep shut

Both if them are charlatans. Religion, killing Africa since time immemorial

hammer6:
Just to enter buss and all this, in Africa, omo shame don leave am, dey catch me.

Africa ko... You've obviously not been on xhmaster. Com #smh

paramakina202:
OBJ is really enjoying his old age as God blessed him with good health.

Wetin concern God, blessings and Obj? Why is everything about religion in Nigeria? Even a known rogue is said to be 'blessed'

Superstitious people sef

Shey dem SARS boys no dey disturb G-boys there?

Kondomatic:
I don't smoke, I have never smoked. A friend used weed to cook jolof rice, he gave me some and I ate.

No shii. Cooking it has a little effect when compared to smoking it. But it's all gd, bro

Kondomatic:
Blow as in smoke?

Yh. Do u smoke normally? Or did the headaches come after you took ur first hit ever?

because I'm yet to meet a stoner who gets headaches. Rather, e go even stop the aches.

But hey, what do I know?

Marijuana isnt bad. qed

Kondomatic:
It gives me headach.

U dey blaw normally abi Na just once u take am?

Johncuba:
smoke this brand, then take me later...

Bros, that guy wey quote that BS about preparing a speech after smoking is not a stoner. And the owner of the OP isn't even sure what the girl in the post took.

Weed doesn't give u those stupid trips as stated in the OP

Na this kind yeye post dey make weed look bad

Kondomatic:
I remember the first I unknowingly ate food that was spiced with weed, enough of it.

The first thing I noticed was that my head became unusually heavy and my sight a bit blurry.

Then my legs became weak, I suspected something and soaked garri immediately.

It was while taking the garri that I heard the sound of church bell inside my head and a voice telling me to start preparing for a federal executive local government chairman meeting in our headmaster's house.

Another voice told me to remember to bring my pen and paper because I will be made the secretary that day as the doctor who is our secretary will be going to hear confession in a new Catholic Church.


I woke in the middle of the night with a terrible headache.

Baba, u sure say na weed u chop? because it doesn't give headaches

divinelove:
That's the wisdom of God as recorded in his words the holy Bible accept it or rut in hell

Christians always resort to threatening people with Hell when they have no other point to proove.
Religious people are the 21st century slaves

EXLOVER:
Spirit - kidney problem and liver failure
Beer - big belle and high blood pressure
Mineral - jedijedi, diabetes and weak erection
Igbo - madness
Cigarette - cancer
Sex - std
If you say water good,I concur but one bigman for my area always walking with Eva water na typhoid kill am. Wetin man go do nah

Point of correction, bro... Weed does not cause madness. In fact, it has more health benefits than most drugs and pills u take.

Stop spreading this false belief

saasala:
The Nigerian police have become more of malediction than the blessing it was meant to be. I will never forget how some police officers stopped me after I complimented one of them on his well ironed uniform while walking in front of their station. They demanded my phone and asked all manner of sstuupid question, said I was a Yahoo boy with no evidence whatsover, took me into their station and wasted my time. I had to churn out 10k just to leave their gutter-like station in Ikotun as I needed to meet a client urgently.

There are so much to write about that ill-fated day, but I will need to find time to create a thread to that effect and beg the mod to move it to frontpage.

The name of the officer that I compliment who later accused me of being a Yahoo boy is TUNDE JOHN in Ikotun police station, opposite First Bank.

I will forever hate the Nigerian police.

Nairaland isn't taken as serious as FB. You should put this on Facebook and it may even go viral. Is there any medium to report police harassment in this country?

..[/quote]We should have a medium to report such abuses. Na so them do APO 6

IpobExposed:
]My name is Ipob and this is my Germane view. I love Nairaland for one reason they post news they don't support any political party.

This SARS must stop this nonsense. When my cousin was drinking with my friends in Ebonyi state after they finished in Ashawo house. This SARS people arrested them. Beat them very well asked for bail.

I told my brother who was a senior army officer we came with our troops we raid everywhere. We opened fire if u heard about the open fire between Army and SARS ending 2016 in Ebonyi state we were the ones.
When we were begged we asked to go with our cousin and to go with people who arrested them.
We did so many experiments with them.

In civilized countries, you and your friends would be arrested and jailed. Imagine the effontry u have to spill such horse crab here and expect to be applauded.

Come to think of the fact that I was expecting something reasonable while reading the dumb post
*I spit on Nigeria*

Lexusgs430:
Just count your loss and buy another laptop. Hope you backed up your files & folders?
Even with a tracking software installed, a simple HDD/SSD replacement, renders your tracking hopeless.......

Tnx, man. So, even if I have the Mac address, are the chances still low?

khalhokage:
Are you the guy they obtained his lappy behind green house last night?

Green house?! In UNN? Nope. Not me.

I truly believe obtaining happens per second worldwide... it's a dog-eat-dog world out here, bro. Streets

I just lost my laptop.

Please does anyone know how to track a stolen laptop?

And I did not pre-install any tracking software before the incident.
Any suggestions please?

aristocrazzy:
there's a dibia I can help you with.

Bros, tnx but a scientific approach would be appreciated

I just lost my laptop.

Please does anyone know how to track a stolen/missing laptop?

And I did not pre-install any tracking software before the incident.

Any suggestions please?

QuietHammer:
Ipobs, we are waiting for you to come to his defence as usual. Shameless beings

What exactly do you mean when you said "as usual"?

And when u said "shameless" what exactly does that adjective have to do with clamoring for an independent igbo state?

As in, what's the correlation? What activity and/or activities of the IPOB have prompted u to label them as 'shameless' and a defender of corrupt public officers?

If u have a sound and valid fact to uphold your ethnically abusive allegations then let's hear it

Chrisozone:
So its true that nothing works in Nigeria...

Have been in Nigeria since I joined Nairaland I have never been the first to comment.


Now I traveled out and it came to past!!

Wow!!! God bless Nigeria.

God bless Nairaland

From "Mauritius"

Do people still do this?!

MistaBabz:
They recently recruited for Union Bank & I have a friend who's in Union Bank Banking School in Lagos right now

The question says "has anyone gotten a job? Not "has anyone's friend"

IamJix:
When you claim to be educated but don't know anything.
Stupid girl.
NDLEA or na wetin be their name self should be involved in this

She shouldn't have but weed is legal in more than 20 states in Yankee. It's not a bad thing (weed)