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Hahahahaha! Haba december 7th is when Professor Iyayi is to be buried na...
If this gist is true I'll be surprised oh...abi is Iyayi's burial on the 4th? I don't even know again.

Wow! Na wa oh! Unn is serious.

http://myschool.com.ng/unn/news/23814/unn-break-asuuacircs-heart-lectures-holding-today-across-departments.html

faby11: u ar only seeing this because u want your ban lifted

My bro, its not true oh. I commented because I was pissed. Didn't mean to offend u. I just don't like seeing ppl insult eachother over small issues on Nairaland.

ogompaul: Oooooh!!!, Wike z now d executive arm of the association of VC's even though he's not a VC.................politics hissing in nooks and cranny of dis ASUU / FG issue.

Hahahahaha.....its all politics now! E clear! Let them just sort whatever out. Hopefully dec 2nd school will really resume activities....

ogompaul: Wike is he a representative of d FG or d VC's?? it's all lie. to d best of my knowledge, d supervisory minister for education is a representative of d FG hence speaks on behalf of FG. The association of VC's held meeting last week (but I could not locate d link to share) and the communique they publicized didn't stipulate or insinuate it either. Why then or perhaps wen did became d media Rep.??

Me sef weak oh hahahahahaha
E nor get wetin we no go hear!
See, I don't care anymore. We've lost a semester...let school start. #mixed feelings gone#

Hahahahaha...naija oh

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/didnt-give-ASUU-ultimatum-jonathan/

ogompaul: prior to d climax of ur #mixed feelings# dear, check dis out http://thenationonlineng.net/new/ASUU-leaders-adamant-strike/ and dis too http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-deploys-policemen-to-federal-universities/

Hahahaha our president says it wasn't fg that gave ASUU ultimatum. That it was the VC's and that wike is just carrying out their orders...I'm serious ahahahahaha
http://m.?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vanguardngr.com%2F2013%2F11%2Fdidnt-give-ASUU-ultimatum-jonathan%2F%23sthash.ytyGoszS.dpuf&h=CAQFyi0or&s=1

ogompaul: Storm, I dont fink so. checkout dis http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/unn-esut-announce-resumption-date-dec-2/

Thank u! Exactly what I came here to post just now...just saw it on twitter. Wow wow wow!!
So na 2nd december...#mixed feelings#

[quote author=I-am-Winner]All that av bin admitted...
Big Congratulation to you all!! storm, esther, kvn1 etc.

storm i reali lookd 4wad to seein you in Uniben bt the den has swallowd u.
Special congratulation to u tho'[/quote]Lol. That angle just didn't work out. I guess God wants me in the den....what can i say? Lol.
thanks alot.

Lamuel7: Hehehehehe!! Gan! Gan!
Nigeria Civil War II
who is gonna be the victor this time?
The last time wen e happen, dem say na ASUU win, so let's see if they can defeat the FG again...
Next week go sweet die... Lol!!!
If ASUU wins, the fact dat presido Gluck govt is a waek one will be confirmed... Gan! Gan! But if FG wins, that will be the end of ASUU in Nigeria cos they (Nigeria's finest minds) will have to bury their head in everlasting shame....
So ladies and Gentleboys, make we relax our mind so dat we go enjoy the fight.. Lol!
Good morning all!!

men! So its now a battle of ego's? Its now a pissing contest? If its now a pissing contest let them tell us oh....cos i can't imagine this strike lasting for 2years like it did in ghana. Lemme know whether i should go and find work.
i dey vex now oh both for ASUU and FG. Old men with old ineffective answers to the same old problem. God oh!

Na wa o....i'm afraid to post the link i wanted to post before oh. Suffice it to say, UNN ASUU has refused to call of strike. For now they are bent on calling FG's bluff......

Hahaha......i see the ban has been lifted. Thank u...
thanks alot @finestboy and other mods....lol

faby11: I created a thread and it was immediately blocked by fynestboi (ugliest) insted of the thread being put in it's proper place. This is pure victimisation, and I tel u ugliestboi that nobody is perfect, u 2 might make a mistake someday and u wil be gravely punished 4 it. Kip it up, yours is on its way. If u lyk ban me, u're free. Nonsense

no need for insults abeg. U were careless and he did his job simple.

@mods, I'm not sure why i keep getting banned esp for nothing. Maybe its an error cos i know i have broken no rules. Please unban me.....i've been complaining...i really cannot imagine waiting for 3days. Thanks.....

planetuzor: Some ppl they overuse privilege oo. If they "Allow" them, dey go they find "Allowance", if u give dem "Chance" dem go dey find "Chances".... Bros, even as dem nor they write "this land is not for sale beware of 419'ers" for house wey they inside army barrack. Them nor born Omonile make them near there .....

Hahahahaha! U will not kill us with laugh...

@all, I'm going to bed oh...sweet dreams everyone...love u all....

rationalmind: Hmmm, I knew it.

Hahahaha u talk am true true

hotncold: @Jenni, all join o. Na me grit u pass

@Planetuzor, am jst a regular viewer of dis thread. U re da Bomb!


@ Storm, 4 appreciatin my post, u've made my day o. I can nw sleep jeje... Hehehe

Hahahaha...rest easy dear friend...thanks for refreshing us with ur presence

Mzflexydeeva: good evening every1

hello

odizeey: una too dey boda,ASUU na smally,ntn dem fit do o o,jobless neva finish fr naija,dis is d ultimate strike strategy from mgt.
#outrigt sack#

hahahaha...if it was that easy trust me ASUU wouldn't exist. Let's just see what happens...the strike was about to die a natural death oh b4 FG came to flex excess muscle....
I no fit lie sha...I need school to start...it have tey na...

Oya! Let's go dia!!!

http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/23703/ASUU-responds-to-fg-your-threats-to-sack-lecturers-will-fail.html

I don't know what to say again oh...this is starting to look like a soap opera.

hotncold: DR STORM VS OFFICER
Knock, knock
Door opens...
Officer: I am lukin 4 Dr Storm
Dr Storm: I am d one. Bt Y re u lukin 4 me?
Officer: Dis is 2 let u know dat u've been discharged nd acquitted 2 study Medicine & Surgery against all odds!
Dr Storm: But I wasn't convicted b4 na?
Officer: Nor worry, e get Y
Dr Storm: Officerrrr God dey sha o. So, let d azonto dance steps begin!
Hehehe... Dis my joke dull shaa

I know dis is comin late bt all d same, 4rm d front, middle nd bak of my heart I dedicate dis 2 d Resilient, Persistent nd Insisten Dr Storm of Nairaland nd Nigeria. Am not a Nairalander but I was so moved by d Touching Testimony of ur admission dat I had 2 borrow my broda's login details in order 2 mak dis comment. Ur story is a great inspiratn 2 odas, in nd outside Nairaland, with d determinatn 2 succeed. Dis is 2 wish Dr Storm a BIG congratulatn nd 2 tell u 2 continue 2 Storm ur world in ur chosen career!
CONGRATZ ONCE AGAIN!!!
CHEERS!!!

To all d very Ogas like Lamuel, Carin Temi, Jenni_Angel, Planetuzor nd all oda noble members of dis thread I doff my hat 4 you oo!

Abeg, I don too talk, mak I quik return d login details 2 d person I borrow am 4rm.... Hehehehe

Wow! Just wow! Thank u so much! Thank you so very much. This truly means a lot to me. I'm glad my story has made a positive impact on....well...anyone lol. Thank u so much for dis #big hug just for you#

Guitarlife: The only thing I could deduce is that the OP is bitter that she has to spend her money on the home. Have it ever crossed your mind that your husband may not be as rich as you think ? Don't you think it is his male ego or maybe the fact that he knows you will stop respecting him that has made him not to open up to you about his finances?
One more question, How old are you ? And one advice too, please don't follow *modified* advice or you will end up a divorcee just like her.

You must be a stingy girlfriend/wife beater urself....no wahala we know ur type. For u to suggest that "ego" and "lack of respect" are reasons enough to beat the mother of ur kids.....Jesus...do mankind a favour and don't have kids pls..

savanto: This is Super Story. The Poster is newly registered. I don't believe it one bit...sorry OP
Next person pls...i haven't got all day here.

How does this statement make sense? Is it only regular nairalanders that have issues in their marriage? Na wa to u oh...

Betuch2012: Fellow Nlanders, please help out a depressed soul.

My husband has abused me verbally, emotionally and even physically. My name is Betina and I have been married for four years with two boys(they are my only source of happiness now). I work in one of the communication firms and I earn an average of 110k per month. My husband is a business man but stays in one of the neighboring african countries but he comes home at least once every two months. My woes started barely 2 weeks after d birth of my son who I had thru CS, I had an argument with my hubby and d next thing I know he was beating and slapping me,that is not minding d fact that I was still recovering from CS. I cried and wailed and had to call his mum on the phone who in turn called all his siblings and they all pleaded with me to let go. He later apologised and I forgave him but he has still beaten me up on 2 other occasions even in front of d kids.

There's no time that we don't quarrel be it on the phone or whenever he comes back mainly because of money.he doesn't like spending money,and not that he doesn't have. Even when the children falls sick I am d one dat pays for their hospital bills. Anything that has to be done in the house he must tell me to contribute and I always do. When we first moved to d house we are staying in, I had to pay 1/3 of d total house rent yet he did not say thank u. He bought a land for 500k and mandated me to pay 200k, I also did dat. My husband bought a car to be using whenever he is around and he refused me to drive it. I tried on so many occasions to plead with him to allow me use d car but it always ends in quarel.

The last time we quarelled abt it he called me all sorts of name.dat I should be ashamed of my self, dat I ve been working and can't get my own car when there are women dat buy cars for there hubby. In fact that apart from the kids that am not valuable to him. That I don't cook or wash for him so he doesn't gain anything from me. I said no problem,and I resolved to buy my own car by december.

Now he wants me to pay the house rent.I told him I will contribute 150k while he pays d rest which is 250k but he refused. Unless I should go and look for a cheaper house which I told him I will not do. If he wants he should come and look for d house himself and be ready to stay there with us.he abuses me at every little opportunity calling me stupid, silly, foolish etc.he is very ok financially but will rather want me to spend my last kobo rather dan him bring money for d family. I am just fed up with d whole marriage because I can't even talk freely with him sos as not to stir up any quarrel. I ve prayed and am tired.

Do u think there is hope in this marriage?

Get a good lawyer and leave him b4 he kills u. He is probably jealous of ur success and wants to frustrate u. Get a good lawyer take ur kids and leave....let him marry a village girl that he can "control"
So sorry for ur pain....start building ur case against him now. He doesn't love u...and if this escalates he can have u killed just to keep his kids. Better do sth and quick. Get a good lawyer!

faboben10: Hi colleagues and snr colleagues in d house,
just got admitted into MBBS in OOU.

Congratulations dearie...

peacettw: Guys, check this out! Just saw this post in the health section and thought I should share. Didn't think it existed in Nigeria . Googled it on eBay and the price seems fair. Will copy and paste the pics
www.nairaland.com/1535072/long-lasting-telescopic-tendon-hammer

Hahahaha...looks cool...but I have absolutely zero idea what that contraption is meant to do....arghhh
ASUU strike do and end so that I can learn some medicine and surgery!

[quote author=Jenni_angel]i don show, i don show....bad belle people make una know....................................... Am fully bak again[/quote]Welcome back baby doll....we missed ya...

da ceo1: fg orders immediate opening of universities before dec 4th... Tells vc to advertise for vacant positions if lecturers fail to resume... Source thisday newspaper

Yes oh! I heard it...I feel guilty. I'm happy cos school will start. But I'm pissed cos ASUU's strike would have been in vain if they call it off. It will mean FG won and there will be yet another ineffective strike in about 4yrs...it will mean that ASUU has absolutely zero power and that schools will never get better. Wow!
What if ASUU calls GEJ's bluff? Maybe he'll hire lecturers from yankee
But then he'll have to increase their salary(can't pay white folks pea nuts na) hmmmmm
#school tinz#

Oh boy!!! GEJ is saying strike must end by 4th december otherwise the lecturers will be replaced with new employees.
Hahaha! See show of power...#ewu tinz

http://m.?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmyschool.com.ng%2Fschool%2Fnews%2F23694%2Fasuu-strike-latest-resume-on-or-before-4th-dec-or-lose-your-job-jonathan.html&h=NAQEI1brw&s=1

julianauche19: call me

hahahaha...but your number isn't there na.....
I'll send u a pm....

Ken excel: Dnt get it twisted sweety.....u just sayin wat u are sayin nw bcox u fink and knw all is well......Like i said earlier and am stil sayin it again only one who is spiritually minded and has d fear of God can say he or she aren't corrupt....Mind u i didnt say i was corrupt..Dis corruption of a tin started @ d grass root...!! As u said corruption is a tin of choice i agree wif u bt i take one wif d fear of God to choose not to b corrupt!!

then u better develop the fear of God. I don't care how u do it. U are not allowed to be corrupt.
okay bye bye for real #still serious mode#

Chai@sanguine couldn't read my long post either
hmmmmm
*walking away from nairaland parlour*
babes and gentle dudes. I've gotta go do some stuff.....
twas fun. Will be back in da evening.

odizeey: dat one na deir own,dey r paid to lecture n nothing else

hahahaha.....na wa oh university no be secondary school oh. Any lecturer who only lectures and does "nothing else" will fail woefully.

Ken excel: I dnt stil agree wif ur last sentence...Dats y is called a job or beta stil a profession..u cant av wat u didnt work for..Wen u work dy pay u for it...wat abt parents dat are nw findin it out to find deir children cox of d strike,in d sense dat dy need to cook xtra meal so as to take d whole family...,wat abt students dat av lost deir lives as a result of d strike??

lol. Try to read what i wrote. Or maybe i wasn't clear.....a lecturers job is not just to lecture.....they have been working through out this strike. They just havn't been lecturing. U think the deans and other staff haven't been coming to their offices?

Ken excel: Everybody in Nigeria is corrupt..as far u a Nigerian...it takes a highly spiritual person dat has d fear of God in such to b free from it...Storm even u sef u are corrupt..if 2mao u bcome d president of Nigeria and ur husband d first man,u can even do worst dan wat is happenin nw

If u truly believe this then all i can say is u are wrong. Not all nigerians are corrupt. And u don't need any spiritualism to not be corrupt. Its a simple matter of choice. I choose not to be corrupt. You cannot be a self proclaimed corrupt Nigerian and at the same time point at ASUU and FG.
If this is truly your mentality then pls change it. Being Nigerian isn't a license for corruption. A corrupt person cannot bring about positive change. So you better make the choice not to be corrupt otherwise u'll be no better than our present government #serious mode#

graceucthei: I love this part.
That's d spirit abeg.
Hope u've started buying ur bags nd shoes....lol

hahahaha.......i'm sewing uniform first oh. Then sandals later. I have bag already