₦airaland Forum

SmartProf:
Is that how to control traffic? From the pic he appears to have gone to pee in the bush, and on returning a motorist was heading towards him, so he had to persuade the driver to slow down/stop to allow him cross over to his vehicle.

..that is the useless governor that was re-elected through wuru-wuru means

Swingate:
Some of these dispatch riders are the worst people you will want to have anything to do with in Lagos, one parked his bike and ate all the gizzard in the package he was asked to deliver.

Osanoboah ooooooooo... You don't mean it

geedot:
Dem wan steal another person business take start their own business. Awon werey.. To understand the average Nigerians better, just watch Natgeo-wild.

Thattallgirl:
It could happen during pre-intimacy. In the case of my mom, she was almost raped, the guy ejaculated on her panties without him even penetrating. She escaped. She got pregnant. Didn't know she was pregnant for the first 6 months. Even elderly people around her didn't know. It still baffles her how the sperm strolled in lol.
It could happen.

well done

Evergreen4:
She was too sweet in the middle. He could not bear the pain of loosing the kpekus. Mumu boy

hmmmnnnn

CallMeAthena:
And the girl lives happily ever after with another man.

may be he had banged the girl's pvssy and thought it is the sweetest..

Leboska:
In 2015 a lot of us warned everybody including the zombies on the danger of voting this calamity but a lot of unrepentant zombies refused to listen, infact I remember some zombies calling us names, some in even dive into tribalism today everybody can now see for themselves. when buhari finishes with Nigeria even the army will be paying Boko Haram to protect them. As for looting he'll soon loot Nigeria out of the map of the world & sell us to China through borrowing.

I have always know Buhari to be a failure.. A colossal failure

MrSly:
Some guys are just stupid. You clearly told her you could only lend her the money as you were also down financially. She is now trying to fulfill her own part of the bargain and you are here with lame write up. Just take a look at your topic "I lend my girlfriend 75k and now she wants to pay back' now what exactly are you surprised at? It is no news when a debtor pays back her debt. It shows she has integrity. You might be loosing a life partner thanks to your pride.

dont mind the guy... He needs slaps every day

pmoye:
You are still dense... and no one can help you now.

you are nut.. Who asked you for help

Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/weve-identified-plans-to-generate-n18tn-revenue-fg/

God will punish Buhari and his government... Imagine put 6% tax on rent as stamp duties.. the useless idiot who drive expensive cars can't tax those vehicles..it is the poor masses they are always after.. Foolish

Meeeeennnhhh... This lie heavy.. I mean the blocus of the lie heavy and big

Raylight2:
thanks for the translation. I'm grateful

you are welcome

Okay.. I'm waiting

pmoye:
In the name of being realistic would you advise that nonsense should continue to be perpetrated?
Lawyers are trained for moments like that, and if you were able to interpret my words well you would notice they were directed to readers who aren't in such situation yet and who might end up in similar situations...

I have been in different situations in Nigeria when the lawless and spectacularly un-educated Nigerian police tried harassing me... Several times. One was asking me how come I being younger than him would be riding a good car... One said because he didn't know me on that particular highway that I must settle him and his boys unless they would arrest me... In all, they seemed particularly angry that my vehicle documentation was all intact. Several situations. In such situations I do two things, if it is getting two unreasonable I ask them to take me to their station. And yes, I drive along the way. Two, before getting to such stations I call between 2 and 4 lawyers. And I make the police know that, that I am abundantly ready to take it to the court... Hearing about you calling lawyers seem to rattle and infuriate them. But it also forces them to be self-conscious in dealing with you.

So you see, it's you who needs to be realistic. If you had the choice of calling a lawyer or making a fool of yourself rolling on the floor like that, I am sure you would have made the second choice.

you ended up being insulting instead of passing on your message.... First of all that insult is directed at you because you lack courtesy... You gave a detailed explanation to what an individual should do when faced with police harassment and intimidation.. I will also advice you not all calls will be allowed be your handlers and wisdom is required here because individuals who commented have acknowledged the police to be tout and thugs

Raylight2:
can somebody explain what they're saying on that video?


Meanwhile I design video adverts for businesses.

StagethemTVee:
For those who dont understand Yoruba, let me help out with translation of some questions they were asking her

1. When they ask you not to sleep around you will not listen.
2 The boyfriend you were fxxking, why did you leave him?
3. You saw an armed robber and followed him, you are destroyed
4. Why did you quicky agree to date him?
5. Answer my questions or i will get angry with you. What did he tell you he was into?
6. Did he not tell you he is an armed robber, a kidnapper. You are gone.
7. Is it not someone that disvirgined you? Where is he? He does not have money right?
8.The person that disvirgined you, where is he?
9.Or have you not been disvirgined?
10.You were sleeping around with men, that is why your boyfriend left you
11.Which school did you go?
12.How did you get to this guy? Is it not his money?

pmoye:
Unfortunately you're right. All the IG is doing is just for the camera. I wouldn't be surprised if those guys are promoted after all this outcry. Unfortunately Nigerian public doesn't know how to follow things through.

Yes, they might be doing their job, but what the babe was subjected to violated every aspect of her human right. The nonsense questions she was being asked... But then she too ought to have shut them up, and lawyered up. We really need to start learning how to engage our lawyers for cases like this. Every Nigerian should have a lawyer's contact for a time like this. Good lawyers o, not the ones that have no idea what their job is, the ones that will have even judged you before listening to you their client.

that very moment how do you expect her to contact a lawyer? You need to be realistic.. It is only in an atmosphere of freedom that you can contact a lawyer.. There, she is caged

jasent:
Someone pls interpret.

StagethemTVee:
For those who dont understand Yoruba, let me help out with translation of some questions they were asking her

1. When they ask you not to sleep around you will not listen.
2 The boyfriend you were fxxking, why did you leave him?
3. You saw an armed robber and followed him, you are destroyed
4. Why did you quicky agree to date him?
5. Answer my questions or i will get angry with you. What did he tell you he was into?
6. Did he not tell you he is an armed robber, a kidnapper. You are gone.
7. Is it not someone that disvirgined you? Where is he? He does not have money right?
8.The person that disvirgined you, where is he?
9.Or have you not been disvirgined?
10.You were sleeping around with men, that is why your boyfriend left you
11.Which school did you go?
12.How did you get to this guy? Is it not his money?

lavylilly:
REASONS WHY GIRLS SNUB GUYS -
1...You are seeing her name on top with her profile pic and u are still asking her what's her name

2... Always asking her if we can see, as if she opened her facebook account for you to see her

3... U asked how are you , she said fine , you are still asking about her day ,if her day was bad she wouldn't have said she was fine...stop asking too much unnecessary questions in the name of being romantic ;

4... She know she's pretty, stop reminding her about that

5. you meet a girl online all you care about is her big butt, hip and breast...those are the only thing you tell her about herself. And you're already thinking and planning how to have sex with her... Bro why won't she snub you?

6... You said you love her no problem, she asked u for airtime, voom u went offline � and u expect her to reply
ur message again

7... Stop asking her if she have a bf, go to her timeline and read her bio

8... Asking her to send you her pics, bro go check her mobile uploads. Her pics are there

9... Guys don't respect girls, you meet a girl and the first thing you're asking her for is her nude, or sexy pictures and you're already telling her you're Hot. Does she look like a prostitute?. Guys respect yourself for once...

apart from number 3,8 and 9 . All other point are meanless

Not every girl use her real name on social media.. I love you, is not an entitlement in making compulsory that airtime must be given. Why would a guy not ask if you have someone you are dating. Infact that is one of the most important question I ask. I can't be in a divided relationship... Jesus Christ even said you can't serve to masters. You either love one and hate the other.. I can go on and on why your points are invalid... Nonsense everywhere

Masterkernel1:
They're coming to tell you again on Channels TV, he's apologizing now. He had Malaria, and slip talked. Hope that makes you happy?

you are only consoling yourself... The news is out there already...

Masterkernel1:
You lack primary knowledge that humans pride themselves with, you're asking him to defend a video that saw the Chairman begging the accused (Akpabio) to calm down and turn off his mic.

You're not far from a birth of the demon.

I watched that news on channel TV where Akpabio accused the lawmakers of getting 60% of the contract. It was live. So a lot of people who watch that particular episode will be laughing at your mumuness and dumbness... It is well preserve on channel's website... Internet never forget.

Masterkernel1:
Disiani maduekwe is innocent of all the allegations against her. Illusion is free, embrace it.

that news I just showed you is on nairaland front page.

Masterkernel1:
If you can defend any member of that parliament you're worst than them.

Is Femi not an Ex-convict?

The anti-graft agency, ICPC, has declared a House of Representatives member, Shehu Muhammad, wanted in 2019.

What's your point?

Racoon(m): 1:09pm
Chai! Something Akpabio mentioned on live TV? These idiots are just playing with the sensibility of Nigerians

Masterkernel1:
If you can defend any member of that parliament you're worst than them.

Is Femi not an Ex-convict?

The anti-graft agency, ICPC, has declared a House of Representatives member, Shehu Muhammad, wanted in 2019.

What's your point?

Akpabio writes National Assembly, denies saying lawmakers got NDDC contracts by oshozondii: 12:56pm
The Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Senator Godswill Akpabio, has replied to the National Assembly denying he said that the lawmakers got 60 per cent of the contracts awarded by the Niger Delta Development Commission.

The Speaker, Femi Gbajabiamila, who announced the receipt of Akpabio’s response, said the minister claimed to have referred to old contracts awarded by the NDDC which had not been paid for and some of which are part of the constituency projects of the lawmakers.

Gbajabiamila said Akpabio’s response would be referred to the Committee on Ethics and Privileges to look at the merits of the minister’s arguments.

The minister’s response came after Gbajabiamila said the lawmakers would sue Akpabio for failing to prove that NDDC awarded contracts to them.

Masterkernel1:
If you can defend any member of that parliament you're worst than them.

Is Femi not an Ex-convict?

The anti-graft agency, ICPC, has declared a House of Representatives member, Shehu Muhammad, wanted in 2019.

What's your point?

something is wrong with you.. I don't think I'm chatting with an intelligent person.. quote or copy and paste where I defended the members of the national assembly... I simply asked Akpabio to go and defend himself

Asquare84:
This is the reason why we need to see pastor for prayers before embarking on any journey

shut up.. Can't you say the prayers yourself... Nonsense everywhere

ValCon888:
The rescue team really did a great job. That river looks menacing. Kudos also to the boat crew who ensured they all wore life jackets.
Those life jackets must have bought them the time they needed to get rescued.

Sometimes little things are the difference between life and death.

the life jackets did the magic... Many of them would have died

Openbusiness4:
yes, jokes apart, you are very correct. But they should issue a direct subpoena for him to that effect, not saying they will sue him to court. That is just another Israelite journey, cuz d court will keep adjourning and adjourning till d case is forgotten.

there is no crime in trying.. Let them meet in court

Masterkernel1:
People like you lie so much to there soul. Keep waiting for the receipt of Abacha loot.

Abacha's loot is being recovered.. Just that the loot is relooted. So I'm not lying to myself... Let Akpabio meet them in court

Openbusiness4:
Kikikiki, house of ReprentaThieves initial gragra kanut change d story. Nigeria already kno una logo na corruption Akpabio dunt need to prove anything

he needs to prove his oral statement

emmy512:
No be akpabio again?
The moment he goes to court their nyash go open.
I believe the case won't reach court

let him prove it.. That is what Nigerians want to see

SmartProf:
Just to appear as though they aren't guilty of soliciting and getting NDDC inflated contracts, which in the end is never done.

shut up.. They asked Akpabio to prove it... So why didnt he do the needful?