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Romance › Re: The Fallacy Of "Evening Newspaper" by Streetmovement(m): 10:49pm On Dec 13, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Omo this one na real evening newspaper o, Avoid it by all means, I can see the bitterness in her eyes, I smell the hatred from a mile away.

Her comments sounds like those of Anti-christ
Travel › Re: Bride-to-be Dies In Terrible Car Accident 2 Weeks To Wedding (Pix) by Streetmovement(m): 10:35pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Hmmm
Events › Re: Pictures As Abuja All White Pool Party Holds In Grand Style by Streetmovement(m): 10:31pm On Dec 13, 2022
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A party for the highest bidders

Funny enough I haven't seen any sexy banny there, na baby Mama's and people wife's I dey see and maybe some olosho's around the corner.

Don't interest me at all
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by Streetmovement(m): 10:09pm On Dec 13, 2022
Wotoporiously cool Speaking

Now that's my G.O.A.T cool
Family › Re: Who Owns The Breasts? Is It The Father, The Mother Or The Baby? by Streetmovement(m): 6:52pm On Dec 13, 2022
DanAugust2021:
Na the 3rd pic you go carry as you like big things.
Wotoporiously cool speaking

That one too big abeg grin
Romance › Re: What's The Kindest Thing You've Seen Someone Do For Another? by Streetmovement(m): 6:51pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Saved my nigga from catching a very serious STD, turns out the girl he was tryna Bleep the living daylight out of had already transmitted it to another of ma nigga which I confirmed myself earlier before this my other nigga engaged, I told him abort mission, nigga was almost on his knees thanking Mua and shouting hallelujah.

Gave my last money (home and abroad) to a guy who hasn't eaten all week, he was almost at the verge of giving up the ghost

And many more cool
Family › Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Streetmovement(m): 4:16pm On Dec 13, 2022
OGWILLS123:
Dull boy grin,
Abi nah sleep you come sleep or nah work
You come work.
Am sure she might have hated you more than
The devil after that night grin cheesy.
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Comrade please take it easy on him for he did not know what he was doing grin grin grin
Family › Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Streetmovement(m): 4:13pm On Dec 13, 2022
Sleeping over in a girl's house again is a no no for me.
In my second year, when man still dey live faraway from campus. It was the award night of the outgoing underG. I was forced to attend out of boredom. It happened that the event kicked off late. While there, mumsy called me to ask me how far.... She overhead the noicy background and asked where I could possibly be by that kind time for night. 11pm was the time.
She made me promise her I'll sleep over in a friend's Lodge which was closer to school. Luckily for me, the friend I saw was my coursemate. The girl I have been admiring to bed. I went to her and narrated my ordeal and she accepted.
I was feeling fly cus in my mind, that was the night I'll cease from being a virgin.
Event ended and we headed straight for her lodge.
We gist small and slept off.
For where?, Sleep no gree me sleep
Plan was to initiate the romance at an ungodly hour.....
I was admiring her straight legs and all fitted a$$.
My country people, 2am reached and from no where an unexpected diarrhoea struck me.
The purge was so much that I forgot anything about konji. I instantly swallowed both my pride and erection. I come tap her to wake. She snubbed the first time. The second time, I added a bit force. She woke halfway. I requested for tissue and direction to their rest room (bungalow). Omo this girl change am for me o, tell me say the toilet dey backyard, and she lost her backyard key. Lobatan!
The annoying part is that she was saying this without concern, she was just talking and adjusting to get back to her sleep.
I say okay, no be 4hrs remain? make I hold am.
Guys for this life no joke with diarrhea o!
Just barely 20mins I lost my cognitive consciousness. It got so bad that I started getting aggressive while waking her.
"Abeg come open this door, I don dey go my house" by 2:30am o!
She opened it without even asking how I'll cope, then I didn't care if she cared cus my main koko was to offload my goods as e dey hot
I manage remember tissue, so I took it and left.
Outside was so lonely but I cared less.
I was walking towards school, or anywhere I fit see small bush, too bad the area was developed. Alas!, I saw a small area and the weed there were outgrown, with speed I rush remove my boxie and started doing justice to nature.
As I was there, I became aware of one ekuke dog barking at me, but fear no gree am come close. If not, I swear I for strangle that snitch of a dog with my bare hands. What nonsense!!!. It was actually barking to alert neighbors but God shame am no human gree come out
After powdering my nose on the green pastures, I kuku used the tissue I embezzled to wipe my a$$. Fiaamm!! I ran back to school.

I slept in a lecture theater that morning and swore never to sleepover in any lady's house angry
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Abeg no make me go remember when I been dey live with my aunty grin grin grin
Family › Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Streetmovement(m): 4:03pm On Dec 13, 2022
ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Hahahaa grin
Family › Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Streetmovement(m): 3:51pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Hmmm na me do myself this one o

One faithful evening I called my nigga say I dey lap him crib, him say no shaking, I remember asking him if one of his numerous girlfriends will come around to sleep over, him cap me no

I happy say at least I go dey aiit cuz smoke and shayo go dey for us to take high out the night, reason I didn't sleep at my place is because my landlord been dey my neck that time, naxo I match enter street before you know it I don lap my manchi cabal, we dey outside smoke every every, drink up some and play with em street niggas till he knack 11pm, me like this sleep don dey worry me tey tey, I leave am go crash, I woke up to the unknown grin

Omo my guy dey bang woman and me no come understand wetin dey happen cuz house dark, no lights, heat come dey everywhere, I was already sweating to the bone by this time, couldn't check the time cuz of the activities that was going on in the dark lol I wanted to tap my phone to check time but couldn't cuz I don't want to disturb them but I was pretty sure by that time it should have been around 2-3am, naxo I just lay there silently listening to the sounds of angels singing and making fake promises grin upon say heat and mosquito dey so this people dey bang to satisfaction...

My problem increased when my dick could not take anymore of what was happening, I began sweating even more, coupled with mosquito bites and a lot of moaning, swear to God man I was in a state of emergency, I'm seeing what's going on in the dark, it's like shadows fighting a battle to defend the great walls of china grin songs of war everywhere, even heard shits like "Oh Jesus, ouch your dig is so big baby, hit it right there and don't stop" this girl dey cry dey cap all this shit, my dick was so emotional that night na small remain he for need life support grin

Omo I just had to turn my back on both and pray to the Lord I survive till day break because that my guy if he no shift person womb he no de gree make the girl go.

Woke up in morning and we laughed about it but later that day him carry me commot sha at least for the pain I went through that night..

This days I no dey too sleep for person house again.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Of Nigeria Can Do Better Than Morocco – NFF by Streetmovement(m): 2:40pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Bullshit as usual
Romance › Re: Please Translate Nawa Oh To English Language by Streetmovement(m): 2:18pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Which kind wahala be this one sef grin
Sports › Re: FIFA Qatar 2022 Worldcup Semi-final Fixtures And Facts by Streetmovement(m): 2:16pm On Dec 13, 2022
Zonefree:
My post is for people that pay rent, not for people staying with their parents.
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Omo see insult o grin

Because I don follow you dey nairaland, for your mind you don drop quote, better be careful cuz you might just be talking to your father and you don't know, be careful son grin
Sports › Re: FIFA Qatar 2022 Worldcup Semi-final Fixtures And Facts by Streetmovement(m): 2:13pm On Dec 13, 2022
Zonefree:
My post is for people that pay rent, not for people staying with their parents.
Romance › Re: Woman Barges Into Hotel Room, Ignores Side Chick, Beats Her Husband Silly (video by Streetmovement(m): 2:06pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Omo this one na WrestleMania o grin
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by Streetmovement(m): 2:04pm On Dec 13, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

My G.O.A.T will send some people home today

Una go cry tire today grin
Sports › Re: FIFA Qatar 2022 Worldcup Semi-final Fixtures And Facts by Streetmovement(m): 2:02pm On Dec 13, 2022
Zonefree:
Croatia Vs Morocco for finals.

Wotoporiously cool speaking

Stake your house rent and thank me later.
Give me your house rent make I play am, if he enter we split the profit 70/30

You take 70

I take 30

Do you agree?
NYSC › Re: Couple Who Met During NYSC Set To Wed (Photos) by Streetmovement(m): 1:57pm On Dec 13, 2022
FOOTSOLDIER2:
I pray one day, God will give me my own husband too, until then, no rush.
Wotoporiously cool speaking

But you say if the person no get money make he shift far away from you, na money you dey find or husband? grin

I'm kinda confused undecided
Romance › Re: Im Suspecting My Fiancée Is Cheating On Me, How Do I Catch Her Red Handed? by Streetmovement(m): 11:51am On Dec 13, 2022
udofia234:
dark mode!!! like visit her unannounced?
Wotoporiously cool speaking

The best way to catch her is to play in her game, just like in football when a team knows his opponent's weakness and use it against them, the reason why you haven't caught her is because she knows your game and she got it on lock, time to switch it all up grin

In order not to be caught by a trap you have to be the trap, as a gee you should understand I don't need to explain further.

That's dark mode bro cool
Romance › Re: Im Suspecting My Fiancée Is Cheating On Me, How Do I Catch Her Red Handed? by Streetmovement(m): 8:06am On Dec 13, 2022
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Your gal na Doratheexplorer grin

You're the hunter but in this case you are being hunted grin

Upgrade your hunting skills, use dark mode cuz he dey like you still dey light mode, she's seeing all your moves grin

But if na me be you I wouldn't waste my time checking her everyday, you're only showing her all your moves, girls are smart o when it comes to playing chess grin

Use dark mode cool
Romance › Re: Why Girls Hardly Delete A Guy's Number (see Chat) by Streetmovement(m): 7:56am On Dec 13, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Na their way na, you sef suppose know hwfa
Politics › Re: Sam Amadi: Nobody Prosecuted For Deborah’s Murder by Streetmovement(m): 7:49am On Dec 13, 2022
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What do you expect from a country that's ruled by gabbage aliens
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Ladies Barb And Tints Their Heirs Nowadays Pic by Streetmovement(m): 5:12pm On Dec 12, 2022
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I love it on em especially on light skinned ladies cool
Romance › Re: I Found Out My Nanny Was Sleeping With My Wife by Streetmovement(m): 5:11pm On Dec 12, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Let the bitch go be with her lesbian partner before she go poison you one day or worse.

This one na black flag
Family › Re: Man Accused Of Ordering Househelp To Unleash Dogs On His Wife In Lagos by Streetmovement(m): 3:31pm On Dec 12, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

This story no klear
Celebrities › Re: Blaq Bonez Emulates Tinubu In Answering Questions During An Interview (Video) by Streetmovement(m): 3:28pm On Dec 12, 2022
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This one loud o grin
Family › Re: I Just Had My Third Child, Congrats To Me - Photos by Streetmovement(m): 12:26pm On Dec 12, 2022
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Fresh kids

Congratulations
Romance › Re: Help, Some Girl I Shouldn't Love Claims Pregnant For Me And Now This Happening.. by Streetmovement(m): 10:08am On Dec 12, 2022
falcon01:
This right here, this is it. Have sex with a girl that even if a mistake happens and your parents see her, they'll advice you not to abort the pregnancy grin Your father will be like "damn son you sabi choose"
Wotoporiously cool speaking

How you go dey knack banny wey you no get any likeness for, I swear on my mama I never Bleep a bitch I don't have love or likeness for, she got be presentable to taste Incase of situations like this, That's the real deal bro.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Apologises, Promises Another Show In Ghana by Streetmovement(m): 12:37am On Dec 12, 2022
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The G.O.A.T cool
Romance › Re: One Disadvantage Of Dating A Neighbor? by Streetmovement(m): 12:34am On Dec 12, 2022
LOVEGINO:
but if she give u, u go taste grin
Wotoporiously cool speaking

I don taste I don tire I'm done tasting the microphone

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