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As we have write off car, so we have in human too (Damaged beyond repair).
That was how one told me he has been to heaven twice in transit, the question I asked him was....
1) how did u know you are in heaven?
2) did you u see a sign board/post that reads welcome to heaven.
He replied, u will just know.
The problem with this fanatics is that when they sleep and had a dream, maybe someone talked to them in the dream, they will say they saw God in dream. Imagine someone that can't even recognize Jesus or even identify the voice(nt talking of the actor u pple carry around) claiming he saw/heard God saying something.
If you want to be religious fine plz I have no problem with that bt stop saying things that will make u sound .............

adepeter26:
2 crates of orijin to you bro. Well said

Thank, I like the big origin though.
Just two bottles(Max)

Firebrand1:
SCAM SCAM SCAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Let no body fall 4 dis . this is pure scam hope nobody has sent him the 2k he requested, Npower selection process is not done tru minstries. I have info from a confirm source. I have sent his account numba and messages to my associates for follow up. Below is his messages he is sending accross


Mhixta kay <kings4all10@gmail.com>
To ------@yahoo.com Jun 25 at 1:17 PM
I have this information for people who applied for Npower agro. I
wouldn't want to post it in public, that's the main reason I invited
you down here.
My name is Kingsley, I'm a staff in the ministry of agriculture in
Abuja. This morning we received an instruction to compile the list of
N-agro selected applicants for West and North zone for publishing. So
I think this is a very way to help people that are interested and also
make little earnings from it.
The reason I made this notice is to inform interested people only that
I can help you type in your details into the list that is set for
publishing.
I can't sort the whole names to know if you have been chosen or not.
So inserting your name makes it easy.
I have a charge for this, its just N2000 since you are not the only
person. If you have issues in trust, you can forget about this but I
assure you that you will find yourself being selected after this
activity.
The work started this morning and we may submit it on monday(not certain).
So if you are interested, just indicate as soon as possible.
Thank you.


0044848337
Union bank
[b][/b] The jobless robbing the jobless

instead of saying jobless robbing the jobless, I will prefer saying the jobless robbing the Fools
Some Nigerians are too lazy to think

Teetotaler:
Baba no tell them dem mumu pass anything and they won't accept.

Everybody was at a time in their lifetime brainwashed cuz the most easily set of people to brainwash are kids(clean mind, no prev religion believe, no knowledge etc). But it s now left for them to liberate themselves when grownup or continue to be prisoner in their own identity.
That is one of the reason black nations are progressing at snail speed, we spend more time, resources and energy on religion than education, industry etc.
If everybody decide to follow the same part, I guess no one will have time to invent the phone they are using to pass Anointing on phone
#laugh

Imagine pple dropping email just to be selected, well u are helping the guy build email list he will later sell to make money. just like how some people sell iG account with xoxo thousands like.
#think

Urdreamgirl:
very handsome man.. but not my spec abeg I like them dark.. give me a dark and tall guy anytime anyday

Wow, I guess virtually all the tall dark guys in ur school can surf ur internet if they get ur password.#kidding

With the way Africans have encounter with God, I just imagine y Jesus didn't come from this continent.
Religion(Christianity) is like Hiroshima bomb, its full potential was known after it was dropped during second WW so also Christianity main goal (mental captivity) was fully established in Africa.
If you guys encounter anything, I am confident they are jinn.
The same jinn some Alfa uses, pastors, herbalist, witch & wizard for miracle, magic etc. Just like humans, there are good , bad and powerful once too. Stop making fool of yourself.

This joke is too dry, try something else

I see some comments and I am bold to say they are lost souls.
If I happen to be Nigerian president, I will place bounty on all internet fraudsters, kill them by firing squad in public.
Same punishment to public office holder guilty of stealing.

Be like say Na cemetery weed derele dey smoke.

if people can believe this, I give up

I dnt think after the religious brainwash there is anything left.
imagine it is devil that mke u sleep while reading Bible bt u won't with novel. My answer is the same reason that will make you sleep if u decide to read ur dictionary instead of just check few words.
Abt white liquid in the mouth, it happens with different people bt it MAY be due to how they move their upper and lower lip while talking together with the lubrication from the saliva.
Everything is not spiritual.
#if we must progress, we need to start thinking

arnold123:
Ezekiel 13:9

9 My hand will be against the prophets who see false visions and utter lying divinations. They will not belong to the council of my people or be listed in the records of Israel, nor will they enter the land of Israel. Then you will know that I am the Sovereign LORD.

2 Timothy 4:3-4

3 For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. 4 They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.

Acts 20:28-30

28 Keep watch over yourselves and all the flock of which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers. Be shepherds of the church of God, which he bought with his own blood. 29 I know that after I leave, savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock.
30 Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them.


Matthew 7:15-20

15 “Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.
16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles?
17 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

Titus 1:6-16

6 An elder must be blameless, faithful to his wife, a man whose children believe and are not open to the charge of being wild and disobedient.
7 Since an overseer manages God’s household, he must be blameless—not overbearing, not quick-tempered, not given to drunkenness, not violent, not pursuing dishonest gain. 8 Rather, he must be hospitable, one who loves what is good, who is self-controlled, upright, holy and disciplined. 9 He must hold firmly to the trustworthy message as it has been taught, so that he can encourage others by sound doctrine and refute those who oppose it. 10 For there are many rebellious people, full of meaningless talk and deception, especially those of the circumcision group. 11 They must be silenced, because they are disrupting whole households by teaching things they ought not to teach—and that for the sake of dishonest gain. 12 One of Crete’s own prophets has said it: “Cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons.” 13 This saying is true. Therefore rebuke them sharply, so that they will be sound in the faith 14 and will pay no attention to Jewish myths or to the merely human commands of those who reject the truth. 15 To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted. 16 They claim to know God, but by their actions they deny him. They are detestable, disobedient and unfit for doing anything good.
DO YOU NEED MORE VERSES, I HOPE YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE BIBLE?

if I get ur point in summary, he got what he deserved abi I.e it is a punishment from God.

CanadianNurse:
it's genetic but not hereditary... It's a genetic disorder caused by unnecessary mutation and incorrect patterns in the helical structure of the dna

It doesn't necessarily mean it runs in their family

Going by what I read on Wikipedia, 50% of those with neurofibromitosis are genetically gotten (hereditary). Who knows it might run in the line of the other 50 but cuz can't be traced back to their ancestors.

Book cover sample

dangotesmummy:
we learn everyday na. Abi I tell you say I be know all or why the insults?

Abeg no vex, I didn't mean insult.

dangotesmummy:
Is that boil or what?

Some pastors deeping their hands in some juju stuffs

So it is cuz he dipped his hand in juju stuff abi, think outside spirituality for once. Everything is not spiritual.
Read neurofribromitosis.

where are the miracle gang. you will not c them now

Amberon11:
You people are so quick to say rubbish about religion. How does this concern religion? This is a miracle and whether you accept it or not is irrelevant

That quack is who you call a professional? A medical doctor who says a person is certified dead when the body is warm and dead, is that one doctor? Thrash!

How does this concern religion? that enough shows how reasonable you are.
If I may ask, what is a miracle and who does miracle.

I888:
Is it on nairalander he will get the images? He can take it up with the dude to proof he is right by contacting relevant parties to get all the information that he needs. If the dude could oblige the press to share his information with the public, I am sure he would gladly do so.

So I am challenging him to leave whatever he is doing now, contact the blog that posed it here and they will certainly link him to the guy.

I give him one MONTH to come back with his evidence otherwise is he an idiot.

Even Ben Carson, the renowned brain surgeon, have at more than one time seen things that defiled medical explanation, let alone a Nigerian doctor that has not had as much medical experience as he.

Make una go sleep or did they tell you that the hospitals that did all the test were in Nigeria?

The only problem I have with ur statement is "did they tell you that the hospital that did all the test were in Nigeria"
In as much they are human over there, they are prone to error too so don't think all health facilities over there are of the same standard. Canadian hospital couldn't save moji olaiya remember and u can at least see the background of the facility.

Religion is doing more harm than good in Nigeria. Somebody who claim to be a professional in the field requested for image of the hole in heart when diagnosed and when disappear but I can see some religious bigot concluding it is miracle.
Some Nigerians can believe and accept anything thrown to them, forget Abt the initial gra gra, they will accept with quote from their religious book.
We may not have answers to some happening, but that doesn't make them miracle, we just need to research more to find answers.
I am nt saying there are no wonders but,
#If we must progress, we need to start thinking.

I love teaching bt not sec school level. I have eye for good designs. I can be on system designing for hours, I forget to eat sometimes until it is unbearable. I love what I do, I just pray God bless what I do.

All I know is God exist.
@ OP, if Evans make heaven cuz he repent at the last time, don't u think his victims suffered for nothing or do they deserve what they got.
Just imagine a judge hear his case with overwhelming evidence, he pleaded guilty. If he was discharged and acquitted, what will you say of the judge. Oh let me guess corrupt/ Bad.
Then how will a perfect being (God) grant Evans that have caused a lot of people sorrow heaven just cuz he repent at the last time when he had little or no choice.
If the God you worship will grant him heaven, you shld start asking questions cuz u might b victim of ritualist one day, they will repent too later ND make ur God heaven.
Break away from the bondage that if you think/question ur religion authenticity you are going to hell.
Remember ability to use our brain to manipulate our environment is the only thing that differentiate human from animals.
If you refuse to use the brain then u RE not better than a baboon.

Bro, I salute ur courage.

Happyfellow147:
Anyone in Enugu? I need a logo for my business.
I'm a start up, no buhari price. Just mention me and we can take it up from there

I am a freelance, don't need to be in enugu. I can do ur job any where and send it to ur mail.

He is short, I am short too. so what?

Op, is a learner.

Me as a person, cuz I don't support Dino is not enough reason for anybody to conclude am with Yaya bello(owing salaries).
My point is both of them are same, in fact all politicians.
Is it not Akeredolu that said he will pay all outstanding salaries in Ondo during campaign that later begged the workers to wave the outstanding salaries when elected.
Dino can be worst if in Yaya's position tomorrow.
Nigerian should wise up and stop thinking in one direction, somethings don't look the way they really are( the more you look the less u c).
Assassin will plan well before striking, in that open ground, it is either they shoot at close range (among the crowd) or far distance (sniper) or create confusion for him to rush into his car, lay ambush at two or 3 possible road he might pass. And finally, it is either they shoot on target or off target but casualty shldnt b more than 2.
Imagine he was not sure if anybody died bt he was able to recognize those that attacked.
#Think

Why will a senator hold a protest and will not invite security operatives to secure the live of those at the scene to avoid hijack by hoodlums.
And what is the protest about, is he suppose to lead a protest or leave the people to protest on their own if they feel dissatisfied with happenings in his constituency.
And if you have prove that truly yaya bello is orchestrating ur recall by paying certain amount, court should be the next place.
To me even if He Dino didn't plan this to tarnish Bello's image, he is to blame cuz those shooters could be anybody ( yaya bello cannot be the only enemy), and as far as I know anybody is nobody.
Bt I smell Dino is behind this.

GrandGarcon:
https://logotheif.com

Prodigy, plz don't reply him cuz he is trying to revoke a long forgotten argument.
And to u Grandgarcon, I don't knw Hw old or matured you are bt I can say from what ensued BTW you two, you are too proud to accept corrections.
He didn't Tel u to steal logo, he said u shld go check pples logo(professional) and c what logo really means.
During learning phase, you lay ur hand on tutorials and repeat what was taught in the tutorial, u look at a design maybe hard or soft copy and think of how it was achieved, if you are able to do this, then you can now seat and replicate. it is when you pass that stage u can think of ur own concept for different designs.
Right now you don't know what a good design looks like, how will u design one urself.
I bet if you can use all tools on the software you are using.
plz learn first before you call ursef a designer and stop giving people reason to think graphics is a joke.
I still learn new things everyday when I c other people's job (handbill, billboard or even on multimedia), will u say that is stealing, remember nobody is an island of knowledge.
I still have people I look upto who are more experienced.
I won't reply ur mention #peaceout

MrPolitics:
so what does i get like $2million no be asset mean? in english it means "i have like $2million is no asset" meaning having $2million isn't enough. you should listen to the song again

a very rich man with hundreds of millions of dollars can tell you that having $2million is no money cause the price of some cars is even way more. so people can say that. rihanna once called teyana taylor broke for having $4million in her account

Wow, I am shocked with ur interpretation of English.
if you were to be an interpreter, u will disseminate info that can cause chaos.
Let's make this simple, "I" refers to the speaker, meaning anything after is attributed to the speaker/writer. e.g I get 2 thousand naira no be dollar.

MrPolitics:
He said "I get like $2million no b asset". That means anybody tht has $2million isn't rich in his opinion. Apparently it's a jab at dele momodu

We should stop assuming things, I bliv he didn't call u to explain that to you.
I get $2M dollars no be asset literally means (He, Davido ND nt dele) not a sought of mockery. what proceed that was "dele Na my boy (2ce)" and that is what i call jab I.e dele gat not up-to $2m in his account aside asset. and Who in his right sense will say somebody with account balance close to a billion is not rich. believe me or not if someone could boast of $2m cash, that person worth billion.