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Mikuz. . .
What do u and Jackpot want to do with this award if i may ask?

Tis not as if there's a prize money or trophy attached to it that made u threaten to kill me if i win it?

I dont understand bro, this award has made me to realise the kind of person u really are. . . HATE and your JEALOUSY got no boundary.

See I want u and jackpot to be happy. . .thats the only thing i knw how to do best. .making people happy.

I DEY LIKE 4 or 5 votes ahead of Jackpot and about 7 or 8 votes ahead of you. . .
. but i wan pull out of the Race right now cuz i want u guys to be happy.





@DANNY. . .
I'm no longer interested n dis award.
I dont want to go any further cuz i want to make Mikus and Jackpot happy.

Share my votes to them and i wish the two of them best of luck. .

GOD BLESS WHOEver wins.

THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE U STOOD BY ME. . I'm greatful.

Thank You.

mikuz:
id, what is your problem sef? Are you the first woman to start experiencing pregnancy symthoms?which kind bitching be this?
You always have something to whine about, why? Must you lace ya lifestyle with negativity?
Of late,this section hasnt looked the way it has been in the past,true!! What are you doing about it?
A proper investigation should be made into this multiple id issue first, before you start blaming or pouring accuses unnecessarily,thats a matured way to handle it. If you dont have better things to say,go back to your romance section and stop whining here and there like a prematured mad dog on heat period!
Or you think jokes section for contain the both of us if to say na me you just dey blindly accuse like that?

Mikuz
dis is not a blind accusation bro . . tis the truth your brother JÄCKPOT and you have been registering new i.ds to nominate yourselves. .

But i'm happy the mod is not asleep. . .

U know what guys, jackpot and mikus are taking dis thing too far cuz already mikus has threatened to kill me cuz of dis award.

I JUST MIGHT PULL OUT OF THE CONTEST CUZ I DONT want TO HAVE PROBLEM WITH ANYBODY

Agybabe:
Oh God, please let it be that a ϑa̲̅Ɣe will come when jokes will make the front page. Amen!

And give us good jokers. Amen!

Only My jokes has made the front page early dis year. . . .



wouf wouf

is kellynoah a male or female abi na both?

u try poster

OP
better luck next time bro

wEldone PoSter

Weldone pOSTER


*taps boosqee on the head*

I will be right back

Hello Ladies and how do we do. My Birthday is comin soon and I waz wondering if I could get a lap-dance.  Please advise. Cheers!!

ok sir, u may go to jokes section to nominate me for best poster award. . Thanks

Missy B

My subordinate,  Efcc and Icpc dey watch you. . And dis strange i.ds we dey see here and the mago-mago u dey do

my subordinate standfit make we search u to know the numbers of MULTIPLE I.D's u get

jackpot:
dani, you need to be put on slap dosage daily for dat comment. So if you do that, it means everybody will follow suit? When will you stop thinking with your anus?

Pls, I'm not that jobless. I am a law-abiding citizen, a public servant abi na civil. I have money and a loving galfriend.

i don't know what your problem really is.

You're accusing me wrongly and I don't like it.

@Studio
i challenge you to put your Id on the line to be banned if proved that I'm innocent.

Who ask u Mr Faceless?

F, ucking self absorbed human being

Little wonder fine girls no dey nominate  u

*checks into his bank account and he's about to poverty*

jackpot:
my dear, I taya.
I see it as Studio is afraid that he'll be defeated after all it's first 3 nominations that'll be polled.
I don't just understand why he's being uneasy at this stage, seriously

dani1luv:
Jackpot, i think you are

no offense




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via BlackBerry

Tell am


@jackpot. . .
Me no carry am for head like u na. .
I was there 2009, and 2010. . Second and first runner up. .
I'm here again today and i dont know if i could clinch it dis time

i live everything to God and to my friends to decide. . .

Tell Em jare

he just dey implicate himself the more hehehehe

Goes down on my kneels and pray to God almighty for protection

Jackpot and hin camp wan kill me cuz na me be the favourite here judging by the total number of vote

*yawwns*

Only wanted Criminals Wine and Dines here

I dont want to be mistaken for a criminal so i gatz proceed to Nicon Hilton Hotel where responsible people wine and dines

NO time

dani1luv:
^^@egbeocha, i laughed when i saw your "LATEST POSTs" in your profile, and you RECENT ACTIVITIES, Apparently dz your first post here. . . .na wa o, just pondering

Good to know u not asleep boy




@JACKPOT. . .
Just Accept Defeat Sir. . .

you still my brother

Stop derailling dis thread with your Multiple Identity(s) Jackpot

first it was Saddler and now Ogbeoche. . . U just dey nominate yourself with different I.d's

so tey u come implicate yourself with that Ogbeoche Identity sey u registered during the days of SAM MILLA and we are talking about since 2007 2008 only with 9 posts?

You are not for real Ogbeoche a.k.a Jackpot cuz since 2007 i've been here and i go tell u names of people. . I mean regular faces wey dey jokes section till date.

DANNY1 nullify his vote

Thank You

mikuz:
@dani
If i tell you that im not surprised at the awkward way you have handled this whole process so far,then brand me the biggest liar you ve ever met! You are just a typical example of an Inec official who brings up baseless points to back his argument.
Haba! How can you nullify saddlers' nomination. Where did he go wrong? with respect to the rules you itemized? How did he violate Nairaland electoral act of 2009?
Am astonishingly astonished with how you've treated jackpot's nominations. I dont just get it. This was the same credible individual who in conjunction with id and i nominated you for the best mod award (even though you no go smell am sha). Dude deserves some preferential treatment from you jor!! Or  did you see studio's vote??
Some times i wonder if Inspired_m and Jarus are not moderators like you,or seun give dem special admin tools? You think this is how clumsy they handle issues in their zones abi? Dani you fall my hand, Big time.
@Jackpot
as ya champaigne manager, i implore you not to worry ya head over anything. I gat the situation on Lock down!
Na when the real voting process start,na when we go know who get mind to face the gbege wey go ensrue.
Leave opc and election petitions matter,you know wetin rebels/protesters been do for Libya,Egypt and currently for Syria? Ehem! Na for nairaland we go do the west african version.
cos This one go pass Tribunal matter,we are heading to ICC straight!!
and i look at studio and i laugh in benghazi em no know why i dey laugh am. Shey em wan win best joker for year,na for here em go fear em head ,so make person go tell am say this poll na  do or die affair! Make em go fortify em weaponry o!
Shey na jokes section we dey.
Best joker for year indeed!!

Mikuz
Why do u hate me dis much?

I dont understand why u and jackpot are talking tough all cuz of dis award.

I like u guys and dont want dis award thingy to bring dis'unity between us

I laughed when u said i should be prepared for the voting proper. . Thats going to be a do or die affair between myself and your camp

see bro, I dont have all dat time to begin banter words with u guys cuz of dis award cuz i have lotsa things to do with my time. .plus i have a good life outtie Nland. . .i dont know about the two of you o

and if dashing u my votes go make u guys happy i may just beg danny1 to do just dat.

tis like una whole life go fade away if una lose out of the contest. .

I FEEL SORry for the two of you guys seriously

Pharoh:
I will give it to the one and only Hypertech Nigger  , so my vote goes to him and the mod should know who i dey relate to ba . 

tis Hypertek Nigger bro. .

THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND GOD BLESS

I didnt know people like me dis much my God

I promise a more better Studio come 2012 by the special grace of God.

Thank u my brother once again. . I'm gr8tful.

Mr.Info:
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Thank your Mr Info. . . GOD BLESS YOU NOW AND FOREVER

I'M GREATFUL

tis not a joke. .but lotsa sense 'n it. . . . . HAPPY SUNDAY


Why Women Cry ,
A little boy asked his
mother, "Why are you
crying?" "Because I'm a
woman," she told him. "I
don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him
and said, "And you never
will." Later the little boy
asked his father, "Why does
mother seem to cry for no
reason?" "All women cry for
no reason," was all his dad
could say. The little boy
grew up and became a
man, still wondering why
women cry. Finally he put in
a call to God. When God got
on the phone, he asked,
"God, why do women cry so
easily?" God said: "When I
made the woman she had
to be special. I made her
shoulders strong enough to
carry the weight of the
world, yet gentle enough to
give comfort. I gave her an
inner strength to endure
childbirth and the rejection
that many times comes
from her children. I gave
her a hardness that allows
her to keep going when
everyone else gives up, and
take care of her family
through sickness and
fatigue without
complaining. I gave her the
sensitivity to love her
children under any and all
circumstances, even when
her child has hurt her very
badly. I gave her strength
to carry her husband
through his faults and
fashioned her from his rib
to protect his heart. I gave
her wisdom to know that a
good husband never hurts
his wife, but sometimes
tests her strengths and her
resolve to stand beside him
unfalteringly. And finally, I
gave her a tear to shed. This
is hers exclusively to use
whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God,
"the beauty of a woman is
not in the clothes she
wears, the figure that she
carries, or the way she
combs her hair. The beauty
of a woman must be seen
in her eyes, because that is
the doorway to her heart -
the place where love
resides.

dani1luv:
Apologies @ Jackpot,

I counted Mr. Bones, there's a mixup sumwhre

I didnt count saddler's nomination, u knw y? After he nominated you he has never visited NL again, bh i'ld be fair by adding +1 to your nominations

I dey laugh o


I talk am

Why dis two guys dey plan evil all cuz of jokes section best poster award?

Anyway sha, No weapon fashioned against me sha prosper.

I'm off to Church guys. . . LATER

Jackpot
jokes section rule says u cant nominate yourself and and and (stammers) . . U cant nominate more than one person
So why u wan kill yourself?

I fit dash u two out of my votes so that your total votes go fit come up small. . Habba!

Seun no dey give free U.K VISA o

Chei
jackpot de desperado i hail

I've never heard anything good or remotely funny from u before and now time for nomination don reach u wan come fight me, . . U even dey
claim votes wey nobody caste for a faceless primary school teacher like u


wHy?

funny badt guy. . . Well done

Your jokes make sense. . .keep it up

I'm one of the judges so u cant evict me. . .

wouf . . Wouf wouf

Hamid O:
Anyone but Jacky please!!!, the joke section lost it's steam thanks to his jokelessness   

All I'm trying to say incase you don't know what jokelessness means is that Jackpot nor get talent and he talks too much 

Dies!