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Foolish study...!! Perhaps the right study 1st is to ask us cheating men if we will take such medication in the 1st places!
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hmmmmm, fish farmer come armed robber, eh!?? next time some fu-ck-in' dude here is gonna be shouting that i come back to naija to start fish and poultry farming and make it huge overnight rather than stay and suffer overseas...but now i know your tricks!!! smfh!! lazy bums...

when i come home and they see me shine, they want to be the same overnight and even after becoming richer than me in one single robbery...they keep on killing and robbing...!!! shame

Life is a Bia-a-tch sometimes, it fuc-ks you hard and then you die!
He must have just gotten his papers in Austria for the 1st to only be going home now, and who knows if the status there were extended to his families back home or if they can apply for it with proof they are his children?

Who know if he told them over there he had kids in Africa and what a tragedy this is gonna be for the kids??

While in Naija, I'm always conflicted between flying and driving because either activity that I take for granted here suddenly becomes excise in testing death as soon as one lands in Naija!

What a life...

Any beautiful single well educated Naija girl reading this can come and dig my gold...I don't mind at all!
As long as we share a good love in return and we can build a happy family together...!

I'm curious as to why there is no response to the question of your president not declaring his asserts as required by law!?

I'm told by some here his government is the most transparent...but no answer to the issue of his refusal to declaring his assert or have I missed the response or explanations for this?

People have said over and over again that Mandela of South Africa frequently stays in South African hospitals in his 90s but Jonathan's family have - it appears, a permanent room in German hospitals where they run to for headaches even after it was reported they have 17 ambulances in front of their state sponsored mansion...or are those Ambulances meant to rush them to state sponsored jets on their way to European hospitals to get Tylenol?

What is the response of their defenders to these observations?

I was hopeful that once educated Nigerians took over the governing of nigeria, things might change but I'm shocked somewhat now to see that the uneducated people in power are using the national wealth to buy the half-educated to defend themselves in forums like this! Wow, money can actually talk and BS walks...lol!

i guess i am under exposed then since i only know 3 of those socalled celebrities who are more like celebutants!!! lolz

Rossikk: You need to use your brain and be less agreeable to just anybody's claims on the internet.

Let me give you an example:

Nigeria manufactures cars, buses, trucks, suvs (Innoson). Manufactures complete motorcycles, including principal component parts and engines (Qinggi). Manufactures computers, tablets and accessories (Zinox). Today the world's first and only black built satellite, NigerSat 2 sits in outer space, an achievement of Nigerian scientists. The Nigerian Navy now builds seaworthy vessels from scratch, with 100% local input, like NNS Andoni, a 31m Seaward Defence Boat. The Nigerian Defence Industries builds mortars and RPG launchers, armoured personnel carriers, and manufactures their own bullet proof vests. Nigeria has three functional nuclear reactors. Nigeria manufactures and fabricates aluminium. Manufactures chemicals, including agro-chemicals. Manufactures paint. Manufactures drugs for the pharmaceutical industry. Nigeria processes solid minerals like Calcium Carbonate, Dolomite, and Limestone. I could go on and on and on..

Now, there are many countries that are NOT on that list of ''those lagging behind'', who cannot boast of 1/5 of the achievements I've just outlined.

WHY THEN SHOULD WE ACCEPT THE LIST?

When even YOU don't know what is produced in Nigeria, how will some foreign group not wake up and include Nigeria on any stupid list? They know you don't read or research. That's what gives them the audacity.

I mean, just because CNN and co choose to IGNORE all scientific strides made in Nigeria (afterall is Boko Haram not the only worthy news item?) does not mean WE in Nigeria will pretend we are standing still.

I'm amazed that you do seemed to have the capacity to understand issues yet, tend to want to be just a contrarian for the sake of being one most if not all of the time!

Please the list of archivements is embarrassing for a Nation of close to 200million people and insisting Naija is perfect the way it is now is carrying on the job of those drum beaters and street dancers after military coup of years past!!

They danced and beat drums because they actually sincerely believed they were on the right...as you do sincerely believe you are too!

Sincere people can and often are sincerely wrong in their view too!

No, nigeria is not pulling it's weight when it comes to science and scientific development and advancement! One single individual American can do all of those things you just listed in their backyard and not inform his neighbours about it...it's not a big deal!

Have you noticed how you jumped from issue of scitific weight of a Nation to that of business awards for a company and abusing the individual who disagreed with you??

I do however find this forms of behaviours to be rather interesting...indeed. lol

Richfella: Typical progression:

Nice guy (massive supplication with no boundaries) => Angry Birds => Jerk => Man (massive assertiveness & epic self-trust).

So insightful so succinctly put!

Perhaps love have smiled on you and you credit this to your being a bad boy? Lol

Well, they say love is for the lucky ones not the tough or the bad!

(I had a friend whose's girl use to cry hold my hands on the streets n he would refuse saying he was a bad boy and I'd say to him, do hold her hands sometimes and stay with her and he'd say he will replace her with another great love anytime he wanted and counted how many such women had loved him before back home)
A good girl...despite coming from far away land 3times a year with lots of her cash to visit him with far superior education than he has..he left her at last- eventually going back home to mary a few years ago!

His little bros came by my house the other day and mentioned...you know my big bros is full of regrets now; he talks often about how he never listened to you to mary the "sweet girl" because now, his new wife was like spurn by the devil! ...and life is like a nightmare now!!)

Even if your skewed analysis was not so full of pseudo psychological BS, it still does not say anything much of interest about the nature of love and it's fleeting-ness

When a man loves a woman, she can cause him such misery and if she says go sleep out in the rains, he'll say...that's the way it's gonna be! (Are you at all familiar with this saying or you think that's only applicable to weak nice guys??)

You come across as if you have never been in the mercy of love before and you said to yourself...I'm a bad guy and i have women and love figured out! Right?

Thinking you know women - that you have them figured out is a receipt for a certain future disaster in your love life...believe that!

Besides, as a lot of responders have pointed out...age plays a huge role in a girls attraction to socalled bad guys and people change with time and experience!

Do you really think women go to church to look for bad guys?? Please.

Attacking a fictional set of guys - that are nice, so viciously and so unsympathetically could only be telling us something about you...therefore, I find this your write up more of a self analysis for you rather than your target socalled nice guys!

Introduce some kind of balance into your next topic so that, rather than sounding myopic you can at least sound dynamic and not one dimensional in your attempt at analysis of a sub-group!

Your Analysis of socalled Nice Guys = Epic Fail!

hello big guy,
i've noticed how the voice of a wicked few here who are abusing you is louder than the voice of the many good Nigerians who show concern and care for you and are giving you advice!

its the same situation on the ground...the few wicked Nigerians are so wicked that they try to drown out the actions of the many good Nigerians in the majority in nigeria.

if you can somehow find a way to get past the few who will do you harm...then you will be alright!

you did not indicate if you visit nigeria often or if ever...but one can try and deduce that since you have a property there...you either have been there recently or you have people there who really care for ya and have been there to help you put up ur place.

if you are the type that shine...then your fear of being kidnapped can become very real when you stepped into the streets of nigeria and you look like a foreigner as you sure will for the 1 few weeks!!

do not move your family with you to nigeria if you have not visited there since you left as that will not be very wise!
i have never been to SA but have met people who had and i hear its okay there...but that depends on where you lived there, unlike nigeria where everywhere is uniformly undeveloped!!

so some of your fears about a general deterioration in ur standard of living are very real...and pls forgive some nigerians in nigeria who do not know and think that having the things you listed are a sign of wealth - it's not, that's what average pipo have in some other places.

i hide out for a few when i go to naija...so that that 'i am a stranger attitude' i unconsciously - like everyone, carry with me when im in a new place can fade away a little before i start going out...so, if you do end up there with your family...pls try that 1st as my pipo says that a hen will walk and stand on one leg often in a new place b4 it gets its bearing!

some of your family will feel like harming you too, not just strangers...if they think you have made it big and have abandoned them all these years...
so, keep reading and get to the good advice and forget (STAY AWAY FROM) the vicious attacks here...since you will need to do so too when u do end up moving to nigeria!

so be wise and stay blessed

http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Click the link and have a good laugh at what members of that site make nigerian 419 people write, take photos with and send to their potential victims! ...and then those scam baiters then post those pictures to those sites for tens of thousands of people to look and laugh at!!

The 419 people look mostly older, and uneducated to me...

Im surprised they have so many women dressed up like idiots and carrying foolish papers calling themselves stupid names! Wow!
The idea is that once they do these foolish things, the scam baiters will finally start sending them the cash they ask for...lol

But the goal of the baiters is only to make fun of them and expose them to the whole world!

http://www.419eater.com/html/hall_of_shame23.htm

The truth from the original article makes me angry but the response of the fools defending the ruler makes me somewhat sad - sad to see a display of the reasons nigeria will not get very far in the nest lil while!!

I am amazed at how vigorously Nigerians defend evil and yet have streets full of churches!!

But then again, did I not say a few words last year about Nigerians in nigeria while driving home from churches on Sundays wickedly refuse to allow fellow Nigerians equally going home from churches to get into traffic??

Oh, I forgot that my mother used to console me when ever i asked her the source of this peculiar wickedness of nigerians (the president has 17 ambulances in front of his palace and some people said its okay) by saying; my son, their hearts are as black as their skin color...this is the source of their unrelenting undiluted wickedness!

Keep defending him people...and keep praying for God to come and develope nigeria! Neither of these will ever work...only performance will help GEJ and only performance will develope nigeria...

They are posing for pictures it seems and didn't just have sex...besides he is not even looking at her in any of the pictures!! Pls who cares if he is gay or not, if he is, that means more girls for yours sincerely! mstcheeeeww

I am watching how the city developes...it does look nice on paper and by the time I'm ready to retire decades from now it would have been proven a good or bad idea and if it works out and I hope it does and it should - then I will buy a property and retire there!! But there must be livability factor which is very high on my index n life on the street level to make it a vibrant home city rather than just a business city!!

We have made new placess people friendly here by having shops on the 1st floors of residential skyscrapers so there is traffic on the ground level!

defbond1: On a lighter note, some years ago I was on the platform of one of the London Underground witha friend and we saw a fresh looking rat running about on the track. My mind went straight to rats in nigeria and almost immediately my friend said hmmm. "London boy" - Reffering to the rat. That was so hilarious.
He said can you compare that rat's standard of living to the rats in lagos?

...my pipo, I thought I was done commenting on this topic. I'm gratified that so many abroad sons and daugters of naija came here to make clear we r not afraid of anyone but I'm not commenting any further just want to burst laughs for the above London rat talk - hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! True story

Oh my gosh...another boring shiit talker attacking Nigerians Overseas!!?

It goes this way, Nigeria is Now Paradise and we are all almost there but you guys are suffering over there and are all slaves as compared to us free Nigerians here at home and...see - add reason (how we won the Gold and are the Giant of Africa!?)
Pls come back home...bla bla bla - so the story goes!!

We watched Obama last night lay out the Plans of how America can attract THE BEST MINDS IN THE WORLD for future growth and someone with a small mind is always here and rather than talk of how to make nigeria safe and attractive to the best people in the world to move there instead talk constant meaningless s h I I t t !!!

By the way, now that I have responded to this stupidness again...I can actually go back and read it!!

Oh, I could not help but notice your name...and secondly; the amount of cash we overseas in our family have sent to sick n dying relatives (whose Children we helped educate in Nigerian Universities while some of us do not have university degrees ourselves and they are now in their late 20s and early 30s n yet can not find 10 or 15 or 30.000 naira to take their parents to nigerian hospitals because of lack of jobs) must factor in as reality on the ground why we respond to issues in nigeria the way we do...or is it just that those of us who left are the worse Nigerians by nature??

Why did a judge send a Nigerian who stole a BB to was it 3 years in jail with no option of fine and then a pension fund nigerian politician thief was given the option of a 750.000 naira fine to avoid a 2 year sentence for stealing Billions of naira??

Those of you who have it good in nigeria should fix nigeria so that we don't for a week hear from relatives who are bitter n are on the constant endless complain train about how bad they have it to us so then we will not feel the way we do about the inequality n insecurity that currently rule nigeria but if you think we r going to be silent in the presence of the Injustice that rule nigeria now - boy you r so wrong!!!

You will not silence us...ever!!

If its true that Naija no de carry last why should you people expect your judges to carry last when it comes to corruption n injustice!!?

Hahahahahahha!

Like most Nigerians , ur judges too do live in a bubble of a make believe judiciary in a make believe country!!

When you think of Naija, in a word association game...what is the 1st thing that come to ur mind.

Nigeria = Lawlessness

CFCfan: Yelz oh. Expect a new Nollywood movie entitled "The Return of Blackberry 10".

Hahahahahahha!! A nollywood don suffer for Nairalanders hands ooo!!!

Mynd_44: Is it the same silly OS? Cos if na im, I no buy

Likes I said it's now a BB 10 operating system n it's going to be a huge launch today...!

A new Operating system and 2 new phones to kick it off

The latest BBM Phones and the newest Operating system BB10 will be out later today...

Who is excited and will be getting one...? If not, then what is your take and why not?

If yes, how much do you hope to spend to get one of the two phones?

Lets hear it!

BB10 is out tomorrow!!!