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They did not go far back in time viz a viz thier history...

So far so good...the flight over London was a bit disorientating though...oops, phuck the commercials on TSN!!!

He looks healthy to me...so, everyone can fu-ck off! I doubt he cares what anyone of us here thinks! ...and if he lived in a decent country, as a tradesman he would make more money and have a better educated more beautiful wife than most of us with college degrees!!

Jobless NairaLanders (aka Zoolanders) running their mouths and feeling superior to everyone else always! yeye people

Mstcheeew

While SUV may be preferable, i must tell ya that nigerian roads have no love or respect for no vehicles of any type...sooner or later, you will be visiting the mechanic frequently if you drive, SUV okada or a regular car...

...comparing the responses from Naija men to what i saw on the ground a few weeks ago in naija...it's safe to say that Naija women dont give a rat's ass about what Nigerian men think of how they dress or wear their hair!! lol

But who is dating all those girls wearing all those weaves then?

Anyways, the hypocrisy go both ways! i was introduced to some ladies a few years ago and they emailed me their photos with weave on fake dreads and then they saw my photo with long beautiful natural dreads and their instant response was i must cut it!! i was like - for real? ...are y'all for real??

A relative boldly declared in a room full of people a few weeks ago in naija that i must cut off my Dreads before we go to the Village but then when i brought out my camera to take Videos of the Village folks, seeing my very long dreads, some loudly complained and regretted having recently just shaved their hair not knowing they would be put on video!




it's all true story ooo! what gives?

If the recent Batman Movie was a Nigeria Affair, Alfred would be playing Wayne's role as Batman!?? ...meaning Wayne in his Prime would've been the one serving Alfred the Octogenarian crime fighter and savior of the people of Naija!!

How else does one explain these washed-out failed leaders of yesterday still in power contention for the future of Nigeria?

I'm not even going to go into the issue of the Nigerian youths who helps these failed leaders to get their dirty jobs of holding on to power done for them!

Mynd_44: I can see that someone is so lonely, that he is talking to himself

If u r here to respond to it...how is that talking to myself? How dumb are some people here...think b4 you open ur mouth' aii!!

Do you not know I can see how many people are visiting this topic or you think people must respond to everything I say after reading? You r unreal...

Nothing woman?? nope!! Bit-ch-es!! wtf

She don't like to use make up n you asked her about this when u 1st met her n told her that you like a lil make-up on a lady...! Right? Right

But bitch didn't listen n leave!
Now, i look at girls with make-up on and she cries..!?

Bitch, I will never stop liking girls who wear make-up! Period

Ishilove: What makes the arsehole think he can walk away after getting her pregnant? She prolly can't stop crying because she's all hormonal from the pregnancy, so he should stop feeling like Mr Irresistable

Which one is easier to do...stop feeling like Mr irresistible of just stop the crying already...!?

Tell us why some girls just don't see that it will never work

cindyrella: Show off!
Who asked you?? Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!

Pls watch ur mouth lil Miss! -:p

Mynd_44: Factual? Do you know the meaning of that word? I wonder how people like you determined access to the internet.
You just go about spreading ignorance everywhere you go

i 1st saw the drawing of a computer back in 1983 and used one in 1990 and got my 1st one in 1997. i'm currently logged onto Nairaland on my ipad 3 at LTE speed, iphone 4S ON A 3G network and my baby - my HP ENVY 17" on a 14.00Mbps digital high speed internet connection! that's how - u lil fuc-k!!

u backing on d wrong tree here...go pick on some easy victim, aii dude

achi4u: daz it!... man.
they kep travlin d same road.

but naija men an't no longer a wife beater.
old stuff.

i'm glad to hear that...! but i like the way u put it 'no longer' because at the very least that acknowledged that they used to.

fresh_dude: Lol @ ''I deserve a good man too''. Hahaha

hahahaha!

Mynd_44: If you can spew crap just because you are not feeling "generous", then I guess there is noting else to discuss

dude, its a fact that nigerian men r known wife beaters - so, get over it! i will not apologize for saying something as factual as nigerian men are wife beaters...

and stop tryna derail the topic, enough!

achi4u: Here it goes...she keeps pesterin u and askin questn about u...finaly got hookup and d goin start goin.

but a man knows wot he want in a lady which dis babe donst ave....
she got wind of wot is about to happen and give IN (get pregnan frm any source) hopin d dude will hurry up to tie d nupital v.

but loo,everytin come crashin...
ya wa don gash o

cant beat that...! then she goes, i will see ur azz in court, right...?? hahahahaha!

Epic Fail is usually the result but bitches dont understand this! lady is soon stuck at home with the kid and bitter n dude is out living! they never learn...

some dude be thinkin we should not talk like this, well; how come yall be going to church next sunday bcause ur stress is too much?? so talk now now...

fresh_dude: Lol. Sometimes though shitt get sticky. Last a brother heard shewas 're-engaged' to some dude and was like 'thank God'.

LMFAO!!

yup, sometimes, its a very narrow escape...but if bitch is pregnant...da bro can kiss their life goodbye!

Mynd_44: And where did you get the impression that Nigerian men are wife-bearers? Dude stop generalize, it is evidence of a lack of thorough thinking

well, i thought of making that 'some or most nigerian men r known to be wife beaters" but im not in a very generous mood right now...so i didnt give a shiit!

to most educated people, it would be safe to answer the question 'are nigerian men wife beaters"? Yes or No

Answer YES! ( there r always exemption to the rule)

i didnt need to qualify what i said...and it's a choice i made!

so lets return to the issue...

fresh_dude: You single and just want to hit it cause it look good. She got a man and want you to hit cause you got game and you easy on the eyes. Bada bing bada boom shitt goes down and she sees you're fccking King Kong. She breaks up with dude who wants to marry, in fact he already given first ring and is making final plans, and tells you she is now single 'too'. Biatch didnt you know your 'takenness' was your appeal? Damn!

loving this! some real men who r tired of being afraid r in the house now to speak up!! take that bitches...

if you wan keep getting this King Kong lovin...then go back to ur man all i want for now is to be just number 2...u dont like that - too bad! stop the cry baby thang, it's ugly

fresh_dude: Skank thinks because you love her you should accept her disrespect. And when you don't stand for it you become 'unromantic'. Bitcch how about you be a grown woman and handle your business.

exactly!!

ijebabe: Lol! Dimwit, is on a Nigerian forum claiming he can't tell if I'm male or female!
Grow the fcckk up!
Sleepness nights you say? Bwaahahaha! Not even in your wildest dreams.

well, u can not see beyond what u do not understand, k!

i been here on this nigerian forum for a while too...not sure why you r offended by the word bitch either...so take that! beside, nigerian men are wife beaters, so why r you grieved that i use the b i t c h word then? pls dont start with me...

if i have 6-packs and your fat ass dont go to the gym, ( and it's not becos you r big boned either) pls stop feeling like u r entitled to my love...just because, K

and oh...the so im not good enough guilty trip speak is not gonna do it this time...maybe u r just not good enough, has that ever occurred to you??

so...go find someone you can watch TV and eat nachos with daily!

Mynd_44: ^^
you don't wanna go there bros

lol go where?

oh, what about u lady that guy told he had a wife who is in another country right now and she will be joining him soon...and you said okay, u can keep it just friends with benefits??

why the crying now? oh, u r in-love with him (he is the one u been looking for all ur life , he is a good amn and u deserves a good man) and you think he should just be with you and live the wife in that other country?

naa -it's not gonna happen!so, the sooner u accept this and stop with the cry baby thang the better it will be for everyone, k

ijebabe: You must have just learnt the word b[b]i[/b]tch.
Oya, clap for yourself!

sorry but im not sure if you are a man or woman...if you are a man, u have been neutered n r afraid of the word b itch...pls move it along as it clearly says this post is not for mister nice guys! k

and if u r a woman, u r free to get mad at me...i wanna give u a sleepless night tonight for all the sleepless nights you give guys when you think u r in-love with a guy u clearly have nothing to offer, just because dude was dry n hit it once or twice! seen

hahahahaha! dude, sometimes it happens so fast, u dont even know it, until the crying starts...and ur life is in a hot mess

she is ur best friend from like the last 7years and didnt think you was good enough for her until you found urself a hotter girl than her a year ago...

now she gets all bitchy when your girl is around...and tells ur other mutual friends she is in-love with you and you caught her crying the other day when telling u she can not find another man who treats her nice like you always

bi-t-ch! why? lolz

oh, what about the one who knew you was getting married soon and convinced ur naive behind that its nothing, just a one night thang because her best friend told her how good you wehere?

well, she is gonna tell on you now, unless you dumped her best friend for her...becos she is in-love wit you now!

yup

it was ur lil sister's friend who brought her to ur birthday party...n she looked okay with all the make-up that night and you had a few drinks too...right?!

well, it's been two fuc-k-in months now and ur lil sis just informed ya that there is a rumour that the bitch is prego and she keeping da baby, because she in-love with you, and ur father is going to blow a gasket n this is ur last year at Uni and you have a fiancée who is going to go nuclear on ya when she finds out! yup life is a drag and now ur ass is on the line but who should be crying? YOU or the BIaTCH?

will she just go away...they usually dont once they think they r in-love with u, well - not quietly anyways...

if you r a mister nice guy pls move it along...

but if you real n keeping it real...then sometime in the past some girl you dont want fell in-love wit ya n it was a nightmare when you said NO and the crying starts...

let it out now...or think of something to say or quietly move it along