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Dude is tall like some mofo B Baller; toast some neighbourhood chick for a secret one night stand and she got pregnant and then thinks she in-love but dude needs to move on because he has big dreams and then the crying starts - wtf

why cant she just understand it will never work...and stop the crying??

okay, good one...! but this is for guys pissed off at some next b i t ch who will not take no for an answer...because her broke-azz is in-love wit ya

She has Nothing to offer him...and the crying starts when he says NO!!

Please add any annoying thing about girl fall in-love that you know...

Thanks

when i step out of my house, i see Asian women, Black women, White women, Arab women...as a matter of fact, there are like 3billion women for me to choose from and why would i wanna marry two people who r essentially the same person in the form of identical twins! never! nope, i must sow my seed far and wide...n that dont include marrying the same woman times 2!

i would be bored to death...

What a joke!!!

...this is why Nigerian leaders continue to rob Nigerians blind since most Nigerians do not understand how the world works!

Somebody is going to use 4500Megawatts of power generating capacity to provide electricity to over 150million Nigerians as many people already observed above - and some Nigerians are happy and dancing on the streets over this news??

laughable...

...there were purported pictures of the terror acts on FB already but why are Nigerians surprised or shocked at the behaviours of fellow Nigerians if this was true?
this time or next time...i'm not and will not be surprised at because, I was just in Nigeria and i noticed that Nigerians generally have two feelings towards each other 'Pure Hatred' and or 'Envy'!;

Nigerians generally as a rule do not apply breaks but instead use the horn to have people...not just people but fellow Nigerians get out of their way!

"IT JUST BECAME QUICKLY CLEAR THAT AS A PEOPLE, NIGERIANS ARE AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER AT THE VERY LEAST ON A PSYCHOLOGICAL LEVEL"

On Sunday afternoons, i watch to see if people driving home from various churches in cars packed with family members will yield way for fellow Nigerians to pass first and i'm disappointed again and again that they will not willingly do so...!!

Hey, but then again, people may not see the connections in all of this...but there are! The way people threat each other, the 'value' they put on each other's lives is what gets us here and if you are reading this and dont get it, then u sure are a part of the problem - sorry to say.

lets be thankful that we dodged this insanity this time around...

It's already a low level civil war over there that Nigerians by thier very attitude r waging against each other on a dilly basis...

It's a beautiful country otherwise so, it's such a shame

No matter how bad the news is...some naija people are never bothered at all, hmmm!

anyways, i know about the above claim for many years now...

i saw people packed in Family cars and coming home from churches on sundays in nigerian and they drive with absolute no regard for the lives of fellow nigerians using the roads!! i was shocked at the recklessness of sunday christians not yielding an inch for other fellow naija people to pass!

so, why is anyone surprised at the stat? oh, i forgot...the western world made it up

GenBuhari: Lagos police are probably better than in many other states because of Fashola's good governance and investment.

No, it's not luck!! I flew back from Naija two days ago and while i was there, i went to Edegbe Motto Park in Benin to Pick up my visitor from Lagos this past Friday afternoon and other Cars would not let us make a turn to head back to town and the road had heavy construction activities on it!

...anyways, a Nigeria cop at the scene came to help us make our turn by stopping the traffic for us and some cash was handed over to the driver to give to the Police as a thank you...but when we got to him, he refused the offer without so much as a look at how much it was and just waved us to move it along and we where all stunned!!!

Unlike the last visit when i was stopped and threatened to be shot if i did not hand over more cash to cops and was advised to stay away from naija if i had no cash for cops...i did not have a single interaction with any cop this time except the good one i just related above!

even the unrepentant agents at the airport gave up easily begging for cash when i said no!!

i was n i'm still impressed

i just got told the kids where not sleeping on the floor, rather it was the armed robber who ordered them to lie face down and the lil boy got stepped on when he raised up his head to beg for them to not hurt his mom! ...same shiiit! still smh
disgusted

Just hearing now that one of my relatives n her husband where robbed at gun point in her house same night but very early on in the night...!

The Robbers marching around hurt one of her sons sleeping on the floor with their shoes...

smh

Both SSS with small Sub-Machine guns and Uniformed Armed Forces Personnel are now swarming outside and inside the Hotel!!

Their Boss is having a beer beside me! (dont f u c k en say i told you this as i don't want any problems on this visit ooo!!) hmmmm!

Feels like an inside job! The poor victims are having a wedding tomorrow and i overheard the Forces Boss say a relative could have easily called the bad guys from Lagos with the info they need to carry out the attack!!

No one appears to have been hurt!!

But there are broken chairs everywhere from people running for cover inside the Hotel...

Welcome to Benin city where every Jobless kid dreams of riding his own Hummer the next day!!

i'm currently here in naija and i find 4weeks to be adequate! but family n friends will eat up most of that time anyhow...

Yes, there appears to be 3G in this area because it does say so sometimes, but it's not consistently so...

...again, just so y'all know, it's not meant for heavy users who r into YouTube video watching and stuff, it's just for basic web browsing of pages and maybe pictures! the speed have downgraded over the past week or so as i was able to get fluid live broadcast of Al-Jazeera Station on my XBMC at the beginning, but have since not been able to do that again!

I'm however still very satisfied as none of the Hotels here in Benin I've been to have WI-Fi unlike Lagos!

Give it a try..if you r coming down here.

How much Drug-use is now going on in Nigeria? Has the Country turn into a User Nation??

...any stats on this?

i been on-line here now in naija for like a week using etisalat USB Stick and it's working wonderfully! connections are instantaneous and few lost connections! it may be generally slow compared to what i am now used to back in America...but that is okay since there were times in years past when same speed was all i had there too n it brings memories of those days in a fun way!

at less than #8.000 for a month's airtime (they wanted another #8.000 to help set it up, and i said all i wanted was just the stick as i have vast computer knowledge)it's comparable in price to back home and way better than browsing on ur phone that eats up your cash as if you were smoking your cash!! lol

im very happy with it and would advice anyone here for a any length of time to try it out

bless

see haterz everywhere! using an iDevice is a love affair or just a life style thang...either u get it or u dont and the satisfaction rate for users is right there on top...

i see, there appear to be no reason for this...just because it looks good...??

hmmmm!

I noticed that there are Ceramic tiles everywhere i go now here...and i have had endless injuries and deaths stories from obvious falls, so why this practice??

This is such a safety hazard for the elderly...

finally, while i have some tiles in my house back in america...kitchen floor, bathroom walls n floors...the usual places; the make and texture of the ones used on the floors are quite the opposite of what i see here!! Polished ceramic tiles in people's living room floors as well as hotel lobbies?? why?

if you forgive Tayo, assuming the story is true...he will one day in the near future cry over ur casket after killing you and take over your company...! this is the way stories like this usually end!

good luck

hahahahahaha!!!!

Could Suspect, Mr IKECHUKWU VICTOR OZUMBA be Nigerian? He is reportedly now on the run in Toronto Canada with the woman's cash after he handed boxes of paper with just the top being real Dollars to the unsuspecting woman in a hotel!

As can be seen in the screen grab photos, the fake bills are now in the possession of The Toronto Police and anyone with info On Ikechukwu is advised to call them.
He also reportedly goes by the name Andrew Morgan...based in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

The report says he cooked up some story to get the woman to hand over her cash to him!!

....any thoughts people?

it's not funny but i cant stop laughing!

see war of words n naija people taking Tylenol over somebody else's headach!!! lolz

if your legisloooters loot a little less and invest the money for extra class room, you think things might get better??

i bet some of your politicians have mansions with more rooms than classes in some of your institutions!!!!!!!!!!!


All hail Naija...they nor dey ever carry last!!!

Spirit of Okija: Yes!!

You dont have anything to worry about .. Only the greedy fall victim to scammers!!

Really? hmmmm. okay ooo!!

The universe is made of information...so, it's obvious then that information surpasses money! even when it comes to ontology, priority also goes to information as the use of money came about after recent humans and birds needed information on how to make their nests billions of years ago!

think straight n the answer is clear

is anybody with a light, brown, yellow red and white skin a white person to a Nigerian??

well, the standard used by the rest of the world is this: there are only two races, the colored people and the white race! That means if you have any color...then you are black! there was a movie recommended to me by one of the Stars in it "WHITE HUNTERS' and i was disgusted that some of Nollywood biggest Stars agreed to take part in a movie called white Hunters without a single white person in it, rather it was an Indian, some Chinese and a bunch of Lebanese that i saw in the movie!

what was more shocking to me was the fact of the caliber of actresses in that movie and i understand they have since made a second one!

i 1st interacted with 'white people in Sweden where almost everyone is blue eyes and blond and the Lebanese and Iranians there faced worse racism than us black folks as they were hated and called by the white people 'black hair niggas'

Now look at the pictures of the ugly or really old women Naija boys bring back to Naija as we have seen in some of the pictures to marry for papers or money...they are all actually 'white people'

So, year...maybe naija girls r getting smarter and r now also going after 'white people' but please get real white folks to marry, k!

and oh, naija people here in america know that Nigerian girls coming to america and dumping naija men for white men is nothing new!

to each their own and if you r happy at the end...it's all good!

please people lets drop the fight over who is most backward now...hopefully in a few more years it won't matter!! my 1st computer in the 1990s ran on a network with download speeds of 25 kilobits per second and DSL (top of the line Digital subscriber Lines)had speeds of 300 kb/sec!

Well, my ipad now runs a LTE network at close to 30 megabits per sec!!!

so, things will continue to get better too in africa weather it's nigeria or ghana!

I noticed that the out of touch highly over educated Nigerian running his mouth endlessly here on Nairaland about his fortunes n how everyone else Nigerian n in the US but not on his Level is lazy and needs to go n die!

Eastern philosophers talks about the total interconnectedness of all things...meaning if your father ever was awarded a contract in Nigeria that he even so much as finished but did a none standard quality job on, thereby making one extra dollar in profit that was then used to send you to school in the US...the suffering of the Nigerian you are talking down at is as a direct result of ur success in life which resulted in his deprivation! So, I'm not asking you to go and kill yourself as you want those you are talking down at to do...but I would like you to temper your boisterous views and low opinion of less educated nigerians you constantly blame for their own misfortunes, with the knowledge I just imparted to yall n sleep less peacefully tonight
Hehe

Thanks Dude!