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LilMissFavvy:
4times? Was it with the same guy? She surely has that sickness otherwise she would not descend so low.

Though not against moral but biologically, 4 times a week isn't bad. In fact it is still small if it is 4 times of 4 rounds.

Nostradamus:
what's jargon in what the guy said??

The bros made absolute sense...


I don't see any 'jargon' there,he's saying the truth.a lot of paid employees fare better than a lot of the so-called entrepreneurs we have here.

Remember Nigeria's situation also makes running a business(at profit) a hard task.

Made sense to you not to me. Any entrepreneur is not to be compared with an employee. That's my point. The guy shouldn't keep assuming. Let him start himself as a proof. Probably he is an employee. How much is he paid per month? Let him tell us.

Olawaleyy036:
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Watch video below
Source https://www.nairafame.com/2019/08/nigerians-beat-ex-deputy-senate.html

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ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
I don't blame the stupid Reno, I blame the idiot that quoted such a stupid post. Many people will be just fine working as employees and will somehow be far better that most so called entrepreneurs. Employees may be staff of shell, chevron or mobil. Enterprenuers may be akara sellers, carpenters and bricklayers. Employees can live their lives happily post retirement after enjoying a lifetime doing what they love doing. Stop that nonsense talk about self employment. Anyone that has a drive to do business should pursue their dreams and leave others to pursue theirs. We over do things in this country. Most Americans are employees and not business men, same with Canadians, Australians and citizens of other countries that many Nigerians will not mind selling their kidneys to get to.
I am sure Uhuru Kenyatta will be embarrassed having such a silly post attributed to him.

Just hear the jargon you concotted yet you called another man's quote nonsense and even called him a stupid man. I don't blame you I only blame the Chinese and Obasanjo whose wise intervention made phone and lines cheap. If phone is sold at least N150k and line at least N50k, some jambites won't be here to call their supposed mentors names.

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Factgist:
Lol... Though Waec disregarded it, I wont be surprised if it is the same when the real list comes out.. We all know South Eastern states top the pack

Nothing will change in the top positions. As usual Abia, Anambra and IMO will have their well deserved first third.

Validated:
The only sensible post I have on this. The centre lacks ethics and the person thst brought the issue online or scial media should have his/her practice license withdrawn.

While the PHD illiterate will keep abusing people at will because they didn't go to UK let alone having a Ph.D. Everybody deserves respect. If she had kept her mouth moderate with her choice of words that pooh wouldn't have emerged. Those cleaner do not have their right to self dignity ni?

Follar:
I really don't understand why it's a big deal for parents to say 'I am sorry' to their kids. These same parents will scold a child who refuses to say a continuous thank you for gift that isn't so helpful at the moment. All in the name of being parents, they feel that they are equal the moment you say you are sorry to a child.

Children are human too and they have rights. Parents who constantly would refuse to be sorry for a wrong has a chance of
Not having a good communication with the child
Loosing the child to sharks in the street
Loosing any form of connections
Child seeking any available means of getting out of the house
Getting advice from third parties
Confiding in other people

Children are meant to be our friends, buddies. When you Apologize to your child, train and even spank sometimes, children understand why you spanked them. Being a hard, tough, unyielding parents will only lead you to loosing them.

Be nice, playful, accommodating, apologize, train, communicate, spank and always put them before God.. Only that can you hope for a better future with your child

Look more like childish rant. But let me ask you, do you have kids? If you don't then close the thread.

praizblog:
At the recent Pastor Seed meeting organised by Redeemed Christain Church of God, Rccg threapist Timi Oyebode reveals a shocking revelation about masturbating and raping. She said when your masturbating and imagining someone in mind, you are partaking in raping as well. Nigerians reacted to this in their hilarious way.

See more ;
http://www.praizenews.com/youre-partaking-in-rape-when-you-masturbate-rccg-therapist/

Mediocres everywhere. She has been empowered to spew nonsense! Honestly most ladies have no sense. Dont quote me it is fact!!!

Shadbay:
I've been in extreme emotional pains for the past few months. I don't even know where to start to narrate my ordeal. I do not want this experience to damage me emotionally and psychologically, that's why I'm seeking help. Please pardon the length and blunders.

Earlier this year, just two weeks after my birthday, my ex-gf (gf of almost 7 years) broke up with me. I had just visited her and left two days prior to the breakup.
I went through the most challenging period of my life because I just suffered some job and graduate school rejections that period. The breakup worsened my situation and pushed me into a depression. I have never felt defeated in life till that point. She blocked me on all mediums of communication. It was too extreme. I went from 91kg to 85 kg in less than 3 weeks.

I visited her to understand the whole situation cos her behaviour was too extreme and I got a toxic dosage of embarrassments. She said she was done with me. She said a lot of hurtful things to me. The height of the embarrassments was calling her new boyfriend (barely 3 weeks after breaking up with me) right in front of me and telling him she doesn't know what I'm doing in her place. She even called some of her friends to inform them of my presence. They all sounded scared and concerned for her as if I was some kind of predator. They told her to leave her place at once and come to their place. All these calls were on speaker! This is someone I invested all these years and emotions for. I went through hell that period cos I was dealing with some other personal tribulations.

I can't imagine treating her or anybody else the way she treated me. I NEVER cheated on her, NOT ONCE or by chance! I have walked away from compromising situation countless times because I placed her so high. I had so much respect for her. She now went on to slander my name, accusing me of cheating!!! When I asked who was feeding her all those lies, she said her friends told her. How? Did I date you or your friends? It still boggles my mind to think she'll believe them and go about spreading those ugly rumours about me.

The straw that broke the camels back was when a friend of mine told me that she said she's grateful to God she didn't contract any infection/disease from me! I couldn't believe my ears. I broke down. This didn't just break my heart, it shattered my spirit. This is someone I imagined spending the rest of my life with. My whole family (even extended) accepted her as one of us.

I had to accept that things were beyond salvaging because any attempt from me to fix things kept doing the opposite. The minute it involved my sisters I had to accept defeat.

I never harmed her or attempt to lay a finger on her. I might not be perfect but I gave it my all. The situation is far worse than I described it here, it's even painful remembering them. I loved her to a fault.

I got a text from her about a month ago after I refused to answer her calls because I had just lost a loved one. She said she's getting married and hopes I find peace as she has found hers. I stared at those words speechless. The worst set of people one could ever encounter are those that hurt you, know that they hurt you and still turn around to play victim accusing you of hurting them. If there's anything I'm proud of is my level of self-control. I know few of my friends who made fun of me being extremely loyal to one girl, warning me severally that I'm wasting my time and good looks, that my youth is passing me by. At least I have a clean conscience that I never betrayed her trust. I never went about telling other people our business. Now I understand why they say good guys always finish last.


Women don't deserve loyalty, forget all their cliche that men are not faithful and honest. I went the faithful, loyal path what did I get in return? Venom! I feel repulsed when I hear women say "Men are dogs", "Men always cheat".

I just don't want this experience to turn me into something I'm not or make me an embittered soul. I'm traumatized beyond words. This was my first and only relationship and I gave it everything. I'm in my mid-twenties and I don't think I can ever love genuinely again. I need mature advice on how to come out of this ordeal a better person. I don't want to transfer any aggressions or micro-aggressions on anybody because of this experience. Please mature advice needed. Thank you.

See oooo! A man that should be thankful to God is here lamenting. Kk keep lamenting. You must be very insensitive if you have not seen how volatile and hateful that girl could be. 'You, yourself' would you disgrace a lady like she did ypto you all in the name of dumping her. That girl is a bad fellow and bad fellows make bad lovers. Be thankful that you had escaped this impending danger. Congrats and move on!!!

ikorodureporta:
Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/why-i-dont-take-holy-communion-in-other-churches-adeboye/

I am not a pastor but I wish I could be one on one with him. I would have proved him wrong. Night or no night. Holy communion as a sacrament was instituted that day and time. But the day and time have no relevance. If they, do that means holy communion should be taken once in a year. Jesus' remark on it was " do this in memory of me" if there is relevance as it concerns time and day He would have also added it. So all I see is still unhealthy tussle for superiority.

hakeem4:
Well if maraji opinion makes Muslim commit genocide, then it’s not maraji’s fault. It just shows that Islam is not a religion of peace !

But this doesn’t make Jesus the way also!

The only way is science!

Sorry for you O scientist. You never jam. The day you go jam you kwere.

cenaman:
Somebody will blame Buhari now.

Are you just stupid or what? So whose blame is ir.? Maybe Sowore?

vincentjk:
Mtn 1gb for N200 and 4gb for 1k

Lol are u surprised?

What is the code?

Techm8:
I am tired of searching for the most suitable data bundle for my limited budget and I know I'm not alone. Pls if you know the best and most affordable data plan whether from Airtel, Glo, MTN, or even 9mobile pls tell me.
By business requires that I stay online at all times and I can't afford to be spending a chunk of my income just to buy data and stay in business.

Cheapest? Glo!!!!

Disclaimer: you never mentioned about speed and quality.

ItsTutsi:
The same uncircumcised prick the prostitute/ashawo females in your family will open their legs wide open for a plate of rice

Ntamuri flat.head from an incest relation who wakes up his parents with karate kick

Smelly black skinned moffo who on earth opens for you. Who wants to risk her life coming near your pencil prick infested with cow bruccelosis? Can your prick induce any sensation let alone satisfying any lady? Keep fvcking your cow, you don't really have options

Adekamkpe23:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2019/8/out-of-the-21-drug-peddlers-on-death-roll-in-indonesia-20-are-from-anambra-abike-dabiri-erewa.html

This stupid woman is a tribalist.

ItsTutsi:
While delusional nyamuri flat.heads don't have any say apart from social mefia

Your uncircumcised long slender prick should have been your concern. Reason why all aboki dey look for small girls punny. Your slender prick cannot fill any adult hole reason why you abuse small children and kill just to have virgins. Nonsense

Cherrybae:
Wike is the worst governor of Rivers state. Even Odili was better than wike.

Wike can never compete with Amaechi both in developmmental stride and security.

We Rivers people regret voting wike.

A mistake made two consecutive times isn't a mistake anymore. You voted him twice consecutively.

YorubaHero12:
Lol, you are the true son of your father, Ojukwu of unblessed memory and the albino Cownu also chestbeats a lot so I’m not surprised.

How a whole tribe can have the same deluded chestbeating attitude still remains a mystery to me.

It is better to chestbeat with achievements than to chestbeat with incoherent shouts like ' aaaaaaaaah!' Only to commit suicide in the face of challengess like your ancestor Awolowo. Meanwhile have you shouted it today?

YorubaHero12:
Do you have ranking universities in the east except UNN?

Lame question. You asked you still answered yoursekf. That's how to know a stupid question. Meanwhile I all university anywhere in the world, ranking or not, Igbos lead.

Don't cry too much

majamajic:
nice

Name checkers from East right now

Yes I came to check names and as usual wasn't disappointed. 50% of the names are from the East.

IGBO AMAKA!!!

Daviddson:
I think the only sets of people who the Hausa and Fulani oligarchy are afraid of in Nigeria are the Yoruba people and the Niger Delta. As for me, they're the ones who can boldly start a war before other southern tribes may gather liver to join. I'm not even hoping for a war, though I want Nigeria to divide. In several of the instances you mentioned, there were no tribal undertones. When Awolowo and Obasanjo were arrested, were there no Hausa, Igbos and Niger Deltan heavyweight politicians also
arrested? When Obasanjo arrested al Mustapha, did the north start a war?

Mumu talk born out of stupid assumption. Practically we know whom exactly they fear. Politically they can use and dump Yoruba but when it comes to war, Yoruba isn't any bodies problem. The Fulani's know that better.

solmusdesigns:



Good one

Civilised and cultured people hold meetings to trash out Secuirity concerns with.respect and diginity, this is something some people can't understand.

They want shouting, ranting, and social media calls to trump, isreali mossad, and turkish ambasador

Adults talk, while todlers throw tantrums, if only one General had decided to have an adult talk rather than perishing millions of soul and later run off

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Cowards always calling themselves sensible. They got no balls. Do they have option than to go and worship their god buhari and assure him of their mumu loyalty. Yeye afonjas

simonlee:
that ugly fat toad's feet has stepped on grounds your extended family have not seen....and will probably not see if you don't stop shaming people for who they are!

But even you did not allow him be himself, extrovert that sees and talks. What do you say about yourself? Could it be a case of having log in ones eye and looking for a pallet in another man's eye

Abokii8:
Hypocrites, Fulani supremacy must prevail! we must conquer!! RUGA or cattle colony!!!

I like the fact that you are dreamer by implication a sleeper. You won't know when reality is fullfilled. Reality is that you are not a Nigerian. Let's keep watching as things unfold. Look at stupid tribe that is not even among the major tribes in Nigeria and they are here talking about supremacy. Are you guys superior to your cows let alone humans with brain. ABOKI!!!

Officialgarri:
People who reason like you are expected to like your post.. Under 20 children

Keep talking nonsense. Keep pretending until it gets to you. Nonsense!!!

aminalib:
i am speaking on the beginning phase of knowing someone, when i say all of that is obvious because it is, truly when u first meet someone and they do not put work and effort into knowing you,, end it, and thats what i mean, that's a rule i live and follow by,

You are still wrong. If you are not a guy you can't know their psychology. Not putting energy in knowing a person by a guy isn't a red alert, sometomes it is a green alert which most if not all girls fail to understand.

havilla:
. He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out.
If a man is excited about awoman, he can’t stop himself— he wants more. If he’s attracted to her, he’s going to want to take it further. If he’s not making a move, it’s not because he is ‘scared’. The only thing he is scared of is how not attracted to you he is.

2. He’s just not that into you if he’s not calling you.
He says he didn’t have a moment in his busy day to call. Rubbish! The real reason is that you are not on his mind. If a man leads you to expect he will call and then doesn’t follow through on such a little thing, he will never follow through on big things. Be aware he is okay with the idea he is disappointing you.

3. He communicates via TEXT and email. By doing so, he avoids the “getting to know you” conversations. He really isn’t interested in moving things forward. He wants the down and dirty. When can he see you? If you have already had sex, his TEXT is to set up his next booty call. He usually steers the conversation towards telling you how sexy you are and how he can’t wait to see you again. DUH!

4. He warns you that he isn’t relationship material. Men usually say what they mean. He is telling you that he is not relationship material-at least with you-believe him! You might be the exception to the rule, but more than likely, you are not. He is probably going to have sex with you and dump you when things get too complicated (you want more from him).

5. He puts little planning into your date. He tells you that he wants to hang out and watch a movie or something. “Something” means having sex in case you haven’t figured that out by now. If you always go to the restaurant, because it is his favorite, he isn’t trying to please you. More than likely, he goes to different restaurants with different women. A guy that is really into you will plan a date. Even if the date doesn’t cost him a dime, he will plan.

6. He makes lots of empty promises. He keeps talking as if you have a future, but he takes little or no action. He talks about having a future together or all the fun things you will soon, but he doesn’t plan a date! Some men promise the moon, sun and stars, but deliver…nothing! He really isn’t that into you. Think about this. If he can’t come up with a few things that make you swoon despite his pocketbook, he isn’t that into you.

7. He makes last minute plans to see you. You are just so glad he calls that you don’t realize that that he is definitely not that into you or he thinks that you have no life and would be readily available at his beckon call. Either way, if you accept, you aren’t scoring any points. You were probably one of the women in his “little black book” and not his first call.

8. He avoids the “getting-to-know you” conversations! He really doesn’t want to get to know you better. He wants to know what he needs to know to get you into bed. If he really wants to get to know you better, he is asking questions about you, your life and what you want. If not, he is looking for the easiest, quickest booty call. He will flatter you! He will tell you how amazing you are! But he doesn’t really know anything about you. If you fall for this, don’t expect a call anytime soon. He will call you again when he is Hot.

9. He is pushy about getting physical. He tries to move things forward beyond the “make out” session with minimal clothing. If you resist, he makes you feel bad that you aren’t that into him. He says that he just wants to cuddle, but he is really trying to get more. (Just so you know, most men don’t really like cuddling. They do it because it gets them sex!) He is kissing and holding you, but in the process trying to take your blouse and pants off, wants sex. If he gets upset or offended when you put the kibosh on moving forward, he isn’t that into you. If someone really likes you, he is willing to wait until you are ready to move things forward.

10. You initiate and he doesn't follow through. If you're really into a guy and you think he may be shy, try initiating a conversation, phone call or texting session. If you start the conversation, he'll want to continue it. However, if he doesn't return your calls or texts or tries to end the conversation quickly, he may not be into you.

11. His actions don't match his words. If he says he'll call you and then you don't hear from him or if you suggest meeting up and he is "too busy," he probably isn't interested.

12. If you have been dating for a month or more and have never met his friends, he isn’t that into you. When men think they have found a great catch, he want to show her off. If you don’t get an invitation to meet his friends, you aren’t that girl. He wants to see you alone but not integrate you into his life, this is not a good sign. If a man is really into you, he wants all his friends to see the woman he is dating. If this doesn’t happen, you are not the woman he wants to be with long term.

13. He says he just wants to be friends. He means it. If you offer up sex as part of the package, he is willing to be friends with benefits. He isn’t stupid if you are! If you offer to satisfy him sexually, why not. If you think being friends with benefits will lead to more, it won’t. He isn’t into you in almost every case. When he finds someone who rocks his world, you are history.

14. He's not that into you if he's still hooking up with other women. Or you even catch him at it, he’s not ready to settle down with you. Even if he still maintains inappropriate contact with exes or even other women friends he’s not ready to invest time in you or ready to have any kind of future. He’s just not worth the time if he’s out looking for someone else. Save yourself the heartache and move on. You’ll find someone who will be so thankful for you.

15. He’s just not that into you if he doesn’t want to marry you.
Every man you have dated who says he doesn’t want to get married or doesn’t believe in marriage, or has ‘issues’ with marriage, will, rest assured, someday be married. It just will not be to you. (Tell me about it, lol)
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OK that's it ladies. I'm sure some of you were able to relate with a few of these signs.
Please stop making excuses for him. If he likes it, he will put a ring on it, *wink*
If you know more signs, please share with the rest of us.

On a lighter note, here's a sign he's definitely into you,

http://girlsguideto.com/article/15-signs-hes-not-you

If he doesnt this , if he doesn't that. Guys will not kill themselves for you people who will turn back and forget in a jiffy. If he fails to text you then text him. If he fails to call you call him, if he fails to ask you out ask him out. If he doesn't like cuddling allow him. If you don't want sex at the moment refuse him. If he kicks you out move on. That's life. Guys also have feelings and wants to be loved.

cenaman:
this abba kyari's statetment wont go down well with some of our brother from FAR EAST. (if u know u know) PDP! PDP!! PDP!!! how many times did i call u? chai una shame dey shame me how can u go and bring a foreigner to come contest a presidential position? the foreigner is not even from a better country (cameroun)........

Iti !!!!!

Asnafsaeed:
You have no audacity nor temerity to indicate who u want or not

We too don't like the igbos, why don't they leave the north?

Shut up you nonentity

totit:
Waec can not be use for measuring education standard. I want to belief that's what you two uninformed villagers are referring to or using as a measure for overall education , stats?

Your inability to differentiate between the noun and verb form of the emboldened word is still a pointer to the abysmally poor level of education in the southwest. I won't be surprise if you are a graduate over there. Head hervester.

BeLookingIDIOT:
They do this to various ethnicities,but trust our nyanmiri's blodas,they wont let us hear word again.

How many aboki long prick blacky dey Canada? Cow don finish in Nigeria and chad basin where your terrorism trades?