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2 and 4 are so true.

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A friend told me that when either of their parents farts, they say 'Thank you sir/ma'.

It was really funny.

murimoney: why are some pple so dumb lyk dis? am sure most pple laying negative comments only read the hedline .
@ op lemme tell yhu dat 500k means nothing to her to her as u've discribed her from your post.it also sounds like u ar3 also Rusty wit spending&.
material girls only go for money, then spend the money on material things, she stood by u wen yhu are rusty. .

Who told you 500k means nothing to her and that she's not materialistic?
How would you know? Maybe she didnt have the opporyunity then now she does.
Are her parents Adenuga?
Wtf is wife material?
She's just a student with brains now she has seen
money.
If truly she isn't after the money she wouldn't have asked.

Op is she's still teaching you now?

Oya all my friends that are graduates today cause of me should start dropping their atm pin.

All of you advising this young man to give her his pin should go and give their lecturers and friends that helped them in school too.

Tommorow when the girl exhaust the money on hair,clothes,shoes and another guy, you'll be the first to insult the op.

Don't listen to those telling you to give her those acct information at all its not wise.
She's just a gf not a wife.
I'm sure you guys are in your early twenties. What does she need it for?
Its best she brings a plan on how you invest the money and she makes sure you do it since she's good at teaching and helping you, not ask for those kind of detail.

She's a good girl no doubt but you can't trust anyone with your money not even your parents.
Tell her you've given the money to your parents let's  how she reacts.

When it comes to money you'll know that humans are all sinners even pastors.

Don't ever ever do that.
She didn't make you pass, she was just an instrument God used.
You owe her your continous love and affection not money.

dinachi: HAVE U TAKEN YOUR LOYA MILK TODAY?
PLS DON JAZZY DONT MIND PEOPLE LIKE THIS GO BACK TO D BANJ BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! TIME IS RUNNING OUT. MAVIN IS DEAD AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO HAWK MILK WITH YOUR GAY LOOKING FACE.

That's the effect of mtn extending their network to villages.

I won't dignify you with a response again. Dont bother quoting me.

dinachi: MAVIN RECORD IS DEAD! DON JAZZY PLS BE HUMBLE AND GO BACK TO D BANJ I AM SURE HE WILL TAKE YOU BACK AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS IN DB RECORDS. BE HUMBLE, BEFORE YOU DESTROY YOUR ONCE FLEDGING CAREER!GOD USED D BANJ TO BLESS YOU BEFORE PLS GO BACK TO HIM YOUR BLESSING IS TIED TO HIM EXCEPT YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAREER IN MILK MARKETING SORRY HAWKING.

Shut that gutter up.
Did he beg you for money?
Advertising your moronic brain because of mtn free mb and techno phone.

You aint even fit to be his driver but you open that thing you call a mouth to advice him.
You think they (D'banj and Don jazzy) are as brainless and slow as yourself?

ASUU please call of the strike so these children could go back to school.

People are making money you are talking trash.
D'banj ko Don Jazzy ni.


Btw.. I love D prince's songs.

Goody bag,omoba,ooze for my money is farrrrrrr better that oyato abi oyota and top of the world.

I'm sure these people beefing him are ofe mmanu's.
Stop hating.

My dear don't EVER try being so open.

My brothers engagement broke cause the fiance was talking like that.
My father said this,
My sister said that

My family became so pissed and started resenting her and her family.

Now they aint together anymore.

Please why are they still fighting?

Why is Funke crying now?
Everyone told her. Her fans advised and abused her for wanting to marry this man but she said "everyone should respect my decision, I'm and adult".

When you marry a man with two wives and whom everyone knows is a confirmed flirt what did you think?
That your celebrity status would change him or what?

I'm sorry funke but I don't sympathise with you.
Both of you should be adults about it and shut the hell up.

xtianh: OP@ Go and ask Iwuayanwu why that road has not been fixed. Iwuayanwu insisted that he fixed that particular road some times during the past administration but was not paid his full contract sum. Since then he vowed that no other contractor will work on that road till his money is paid back to him.

I don't want to insult that Iwuayanwu because he's old enough to be my father.

That man leveled the road with only mud in 2007 or 2008 can't remember which, and ever since nothing has been done.
That futo nekede road and the entire road in eziobodo and umuchima are the worst I've seen in nigeria.

I was trying to create a thread on the both roads last 3 months but the pictures where too large.

Iwuanyawu should better respect his old age.

Yoruba again?

critique101: How old was tonto when she was disvirgined? She wan belong

Does it matter?
Are you a vigin yourself? Stop hating.

@topic
Though she was very vulgar and rude, this is the first time she has acted sane to me.

How much?

That's true.

Smh

Its a pity.
They chose the music and should dance to it.

FOLYKAZE: Christianity is loosing it...........lol

I agree.
Its quite sad.

Really nice watches....
It seems your target customers are children.

How much are they?

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Location is very important in a job advert.
Never forget it.

Men are not really as bad as we think, sometimes. In fact, they can be quite kind and considerate. A few of them. Unlike when they slump into slumber after making love, some of them occasionally wait around to assess any damage they might have caused. That does not mean women don’t want to break their heads when they break a heart. Unfortunately, for head breakers, heart breakers  are smarter and fitter on their feet and almost always make good their escape after every havoc. Which is criminal.

Now, on checking many crime scenes over the years as a private relationship investigator, I have discovered that too many women let themselves be used and abused. Too many women fall in lust with their eyes wide open and accuse the men of not loving them back and breaking their hearts. Awful logic. When a man falls in lust he does not hide his raging desire. For a man, lust is lust. It is a woman who mistakes a man’s shaking legs when he sees her well-shaped breasts for love. Like I have written more than once, a man’s third led is stationed outside his body for a reason: so it can exercise its independence. That thing in between a man’s legs has a mind of its own and in case you haven’t noticed, it is on an island far from the heart. Measure the distance if doubt my logic.

A man’s staff of office does its business independent of the heart most of the time. It is smarter than the heart and you hardly find it at a crime scene. Only the heart gets caught. Men know this fact of life, women don’t. Men exploit it and  women suffer the consequences. Well, sometimes, the boot gets to be on the other foot when the tables are turned, which is not often enough if you ask me.

A kiss is a kiss and it is, in the minds of men, just that. Nothing to moan or groan over. Nothing to be fussy about. Men know it, women don’t.  So we have more women saying stuff like;

HE WASTED FIVE YEARS OF MY LIFE.

I am no believer in long courtship when marriage is the goal. Every smart girl should do the smart thing. Watch the guy closely. Check out his past and see if he gets his kick from breaking hearts. If he does, don’t stick around him for a day longer than necessary. Why should you be another feather in his philandering cap? If he won’t shape in, he should ship out. Loitering around where you are not allowed to park is dangerous. Only you can waste five years of your life. No man can.

WE DATED FOR THREE YEARS ONLY FOR HIM TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE


Does anybody need three years, 36 whole months, to know when an affair is going nowhere fast? A woman’s instincts are God-given and I am of the opinion that a woman in denial is different from a woman who does not know, if you understand what I mean. Sometimes a woman knows that she is in a relationship that is not going anywhere permanent, just drifting but because she is in denial, she drifts along. Now, how is that the guy’s problem? If you are just one of his retinue of girlfriends, for goodness sake, don’t pretend to be his woman. You are one of many and he is under no obligation to choose you. He alone gets to choose who wears his ring.

I gave him everything; my heart, my body, my money and he married someone else.

What you gave you gave freely. Or did he force anything out of you? I bet he’s a great kisser and a world-rate lover. He made your toes curl in bed, didn’t he? That was why you kept going back for more. He loved your body, still does actually and your money was good as added advantage. Who no like better thing? He was having fun and so were you. Nothing more, nothing expected. You were the one who threw in your heart for added measure.  He married someone else because you only had his body, his heart someone else held. Too bad, but it was nice doing business with you.

After all I did for him? I already introduced him to my mum, my uncles and he still left me?

What did you do for him and what did he ask you to do for him? What was he giving back each time you do something special for him? It is not his fault that you couldn’t read between the lines. As for your introducing him to your mother or whoever, that was absolutely your choice and when he didn’t reciprocate the gesture, you ought to have smelt a rat. A man who won’t introduce you to his family after one year of solid dating is just kissing you.

I am an advocate of a woman going into a relationship with her head screwed on tight and her eyes focussed on the ball. It’s sweet to feel all mushy-mushy. You are allowed to wear the rose-tinted glasses even, but not for so long that you forget the true colours of love and life. You can believe his purple prose and revel in his charm. All’s fun in love but it is absolutely foolish to hang on to a ship that is adrift. It knoweth not where it goeth, so you can’t hang on to it. If a relationship is not heading for the altar and the altar is your goal, cut your losses and cut loose. If he’s in it for just the fun and sweet romance, you can’t force him to commit. Even if you get pregnant, you’ll only end up a miserable single mother.  And he’d move on as a fresh single bachelor, ready to mingle again.

It may be tough right now but look at the big picture, look further down the road and consider what you’ve got to lose in a relationship that is just about the kiss. If he’s not in it for the long haul, mourn your loss and move on.




Source: Funke Egbemode(sunnews paper)
May 5, 2013

Seriously

I hope they last.

You are not ready to sell or advertise your wristwatches else you would have posted the pics here.

Expecting people to go to that page is a waste of time(thread)

Pics from the link above.

Good attempt to fool us via photoshoped fish.
The way a lot of people where creating threads to this effect is amazing considering the fact that its a lie.

Stop being this crazy.





And to think it was on frontpage.....smh