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Imagine dis gal wan kill me wit sex, she dont do less dan 4rounds wen i realise she is killing me gradually, weneva she call to ask if am @ home i'll tell her am not nt suddenly one day dat she came without notifyin me, as i saw her i told my villa mate to come in while she enta dat dey want to watch a paritular film on my laptop so dat we'll all b inside.. Na dat gal dem dey call Original apayan...

This is as gud as Nonsense.... Ogaooo wish dis country well.

Lmao. Biafra + Boko Haram + Millitant. Bubu is afta u all and he'll crush unah into pieces.. Do u think he is clueless like jona and baba iyabo..

OBSERVATION PLEASE, WHY DO WE ALWAYS SAY Jesus Jesus alone where is the Christ. To me if u say Jesus its like u're refering to mayb Jesus Navas of Mancity. Lets give more respect by sayin Jesus Christ...

4d soapy taste, it is possible and it might be....
(1) Mayb d ogbona is nt gud probably d one wey don ova tay for market.
(2) U no let it steam well (not done)
(3) mayb u covered d pot totally cos if u do d ogbona won't rise wella and it'll taste soapy.... Tnx

Aunty ur breakdown get bow leg. When its nt dat am i wan do naming/buriel party, wat am i goin to use 2cups of ogbono do even 1cup sef kind of too mch cos it rise and afta 24hrs ogbona loose taste (go and confirm dat), maggi 30 naira shey na maggi we wan chop, red oil 60, y are we to swim in it.
Ogbona 300 wit dry peper grinded 2geda (1cup is okay)
Red oil of 30
Maggi 10 (1 cube to steam meat d 2nd to cook)
Bitter leaf 50
Dry/stock/fresh fish bt me i prefer panla egun 150
Cray fish 50
Meat 300 (@least 6pieces)
Garri 100.. With dis u're good to go and i bet u, d gal go take frm it go chop 4nite @ her house... Tnx

Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?

You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)

Bitterleaf - N50

Red oil - N60

Maggi knorr (3) - N30

Pepper - N40

Crayfish - N100

Stockfish - N200

Fresh fish - N300

Meat - N300

See where I am going? I never buy garri oh

Abi na management soup u been dey find?

Mrnin. I'm a Funaabites. Department has sent list to DSA for mobilisation on the 13th, i hope Funaab senate makes the notification of result ready b4 mid february, concerning the renew of ID, Funaab are too stingy and too slow like snail to renew ID 4 us. Nevertheless the old ID can b used @ camp..

kendrick9:
try to understand something before blabbing... yaya is a cm and Am.. while busquets is a Dm.... yaya hasn't played dm since he left barca

I guess u jst dey watch ball. Who dey play DM 4 mancity?.

kendrick9:
yaya and busquets play different positions, yaya is no DM

Are u new to football, wetin yaya dey kon play? Cos he attacks a lot kon say na attackin midfielder him be

darkenedrebel:
I'm a cule and I don't think Busquet deserves to be in any XI..

Ur opinion. Busquet beta dan pogba (livin on 2014 world cup), modric nd toure wey dey reserve. Imagine modric ahead of rakitic.

jstbeinhonest:
They were voted by their fellow soccer mates.

I knw. Busquet is d best defensive midfieler in d world of football as of today, he is ahead of pogba and d likes of yaya toure...

Fifa is a scam since BC. Y is sergio busquet nt in d XI. He is better dan pogba and modric

Badoo rep d street. Street ti take ova. #leavetrashforlawma...

Funaab i rep. dem don strt clearance since December, i dey go skul nxtweek monday to start mine..

meforyou1:
pseudonomer, you did well. but really not fantastic. i am a Mathematics/Computer Science graduate. And i always express my displeasure when my coursemates only concentrate the on computer science and forget the mathematics.

Bros u shd av rep den. Abeg dats d best way to finish ur opponent. I guess fynesboi shd open floor 4 u nd Pseudonomer cant wait 2 see d disaster dat'll befall u. Pseudonomer all d way.

FUNAAB FUNAAB. Glory of the day, 4ward upward we shall ever stay. Best University in 9ja (agree or disagree)
Pseudonomer and Nunushokoto u're d best. I need unah autograph on my baby (Al Ameen) shirts.
Nxt edition we're ruling till Et...nity.

@ procurement. I need u to get me a particular goods nd services dat has a quality trade mark which u knw ntin abt. B4 anythin u'll av to search nd make findings abt d good nd services via online or put call to ther procurement officers. Tell me if u're in dat position wat wud u do.

@ mr procurement. U urself u knw without dis comp science u cant work efficiently. U need to make calls to d people u wan to procure goods nd service for, u can do dat in a mins instead of u travellin or movin frm one place to anoda. Also u need to see d goods nd services u wan procure for sm1, y dont u use ur leg to walk there instead of u using a vehicle. @ mr administration ur work has been politicised in 9ja. I bet it dat if tinubu tel u to do smtin against d ethic of ur wrk. U will. Administration wrk has been baseless in 9ja.

There are 2 skuls in Nigeria. Funaab and the others. I rep Funaab. Come write exam of 100 questions in 25mins, na den unah go knw say Funaab 1st others follows.

Cleared

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ABEG NA MAY/JUNE 2005 ME DO MY WAEC, CAN I COLLECT D RESULT @ WAEC OFFICE COS I HEARD NA FOR THE SKUL I GO COLLECT AM SAY NA NON/DEC DEM DEY GIV FOR WAEC OFFICE.

I got my Techno Phantom A+ for #37K last week @ slot, Ikeja.

Gerardo Martino aka Tata

Nah wah for all dis celebrities ooo, wat are d likes of Dbanj, 2face, P square, Whizkid, Davido, Olamide, Don Jazzy, and other musician and producers doing.. This people are heartless. OJB i wish u quick recovery ooo and dnt go back to drinking, smoking weed @ chitta again cos i dey see u wella for there.....

Gatlin am happy for u, dem wan scrab u patapata bt sayin u used drugs, i cud remember wen u're d master in d race nw u're back. Happy for u to defeat bolt, vry vry happy evem though na half of a secs, u win @ last... Gatlin all d way

Am happy for u saka, y etisalat abi wetin dem call theirself no hear ur complain @ 1st instance now dey realise their loss and nw think they shd bring u back, saka na d best move u take, God b wit u jawe.

Dani1luv, you have really tried for this joke, I really love this,

Kudos to you.

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Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying,

ok then, make we see the winner