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Xcoo:
Is she a virgin

No she's not.

I am not the one who needs a husband but my sister. She's 30, intovert, and is not in a relationship presently and it doesn't look like she's going to be married anytime soon. She really wants to get married. I mean really. I have scoured this forum and I discovered that she could find her life partner here.

Age: She's only 30
Religion: She's a christian and only serious chriatains, please.
Lang: Yourba
Potential Suitor: 30 - 33.
Location: Kwara State.

If you are within this age range, working class, and are hoping to get married within the next twelve months then please get in touch with me. When you get in touch I would ask you some basic questions before giving out her number. Reach me on elijahdairo4@gmail.com

Saveasoul:
hello

It looks like you really need an Mturk account. Good news: I've one. My very own account with approval ratings of 88. I will give you all the proof in the world that I actually have an mturk account (I no be 419)and what you didn't even ask. The returns is really great, to be honest, but you cannot sell your funds directly. You'll have to sell it to US residents, making 10-20% loss, you know, or purchase a product on Amazon but shipping na die. If you have a very, very good offer, I'll sell mine. How much are you willing to pay?

arcnomec:
Sorry am done with service.......

Thanks

mrphysics:
7th of this month made me 1 year out of service.
I don't reside in Kano

Okay, thanks.

Olawealthq:
Any questions should be posted.. Answers will be given.

Ola I need assistance. I need your assistance please. Please! Okay so I graduated from FGC Kano in Ungwa Uku around that Teaching Hospital area in 2010. Since I graduated I haven't collected my statement of result and original WAEC result because we relocated to Kwara. I've been mobilized and would need those details in camp. Can you help me out? I'll compensate you for the job well done, and of course, take all the expenses. I just don't want to come over to Kano because of this. Please signify interest here or send me an email on juniorelijah2@yahoo.com

mrphysics:
To be updated soon

Are you still serving in Kano? I need your assistance please. Please! Okay so I graduated from FGC Kano in Ungwa Uku around that Teaching Hospital area in 2010. Since I graduated I haven't collected my statement of result and original WAEC result because we relocated to Kwara. I've been mobilized and would need those details in camp. Can you help me out? I'll compensate you for the job well done, and of course, take all the expenses. I just don't want to come over to Kano because of this. Please signify interest here or send me an email on juniorelijah2@yahoo.com

arcnomec:
I'm a batch B stream 2 corp member serving in Kano state,and I can tell you that all what mrphysics said about kano is true.I used to have this stereotypical beliefs about kano from people who haven't been anywhere close to kano,but my coming here changed all that... Yes, there is this elements of hostilities in them,only when you go start a religious argument with them.So try and bury the feud that you and mrphysics is having here.Thanks

Are you still serving in Kano? I need your assistance please. Please! Okay so I graduated from FGC Kano in Ungwa Uku around that Teaching Hospital area in 2010. Since I graduated I haven't collected my statement of result and original WAEC result because we relocated to Kwara. I've been mobilized and would need those details in camp. Can you help me out? I'll compensate you for the job well done, and of course, take all the expenses. I just don't want to come over to Kano because of this. Please signify interest here or send me an email on juniorelijah2@yahoo.com

Transferwise aren't verifying my account because I submitted a driver's license. Three reps claimed they only verify Nigerians with a valid Nigerian passport. I want to be very sure this is fair because I submitted my old and renewed driver's license but still got rejected. I submitted my utility bill and confirmation of signatures but still got rejected. I have had to ask because I want to be sure this is fair. I don't have problems with their policy but they shouldn't make laws because of me. How were you verified? Is it the same with you, too? Is it only Nigerian Passport? What do you think?

Teedawg:
Transferwise bot Is an international money transfer app that is used to send money from your mobile around the world through Facebook app.that means now from your Facebook app you can directly send money around the world from your conversation box..even thou this is a great achievement how secured and trusted can this be...? when I saw this the first thing that came to my mind was yahoo boys aka internet fraudsters.. wouldn't this new development make it more easier for fraudsters to defraud people and get money transfered to them faster and easily...??because anyone can just create a Facebook account In about 1 minute... what are your thoughts on this.

You're not answering me. What did you use to pass verification stage? Voters card, Drivers license, National ID? What exactly did you use? Ad do you mind saying what WU means? As in, what papers got you verified? I don't have any problems with Transferwise demands I only want to be sure it's fair. If you don't tell me I would still find out, only if there are no Nigerians on there. So please how were you verified?

Teedawg:
use WU

Okay I'll. But I am still curious. What did you use to pass verification stage? Voters card, Drivers license, National ID? What exactly did you use? Ad do you mind saying what WU means? As in, what papers got you verified?

Teedawg:
Transferwise bot Is an international money transfer app that is used to send money from your mobile around the world through Facebook app.that means now from your Facebook app you can directly send money around the world from your conversation box..even thou this is a great achievement how secured and trusted can this be...? when I saw this the first thing that came to my mind was yahoo boys aka internet fraudsters.. wouldn't this new development make it more easier for fraudsters to defraud people and get money transfered to them faster and easily...??because anyone can just create a Facebook account In about 1 minute... what are your thoughts on this.

Are you on Transferwise? Please I need to hear your opinion. Transferwise aren't verifying my account because I submitted Driver's license. They claimed to only verify Nigerians with a valid Nigerian passport? How were you verified? Is it the same with you, too? I understand they wouldn't accept my utility bill because it doesn't carry my name but the ID... What do you think?

maximunimpact:
Naira free fall had it’s negative impact on Nigerians today as TransferWise decided it can no longer offer Naira transfers. From today, April 15, users will not be able to make or accept payments using the Naira. They sent emails out to their customers announcing the move and I think it’s a bit tragic because it’s not been a year since they started accepting Naira transfers in the first place.

TransferWise is an international online money transfer service that provide alternative fund transfer as they charge cheaper than banks, Banks and other providers charge up to 5% in hidden costs when sending money abroad. TransferWise charges 8x cheaper.

The Nigerian Naira and South African Rand were the only African currencies TransferWise supported, but now that we’ve been booted off the list of supported countries, we’re down to just the Rand. You don’t need a prophet to tell you that TransferWise stopped support for the Naira because of the sheer uncertainty of it all. As a result of fallen Oil prices, the Naira is worth a lot less than the CBN is pretending it is, and this dichotomy has created a wide gulf between “official” and “black market” rates.

To curb the demand for scarce Forex, the CBN tried to restrict the use of Naira cards abroad but it appears that’s not as much of a band-aid as they hoped. It’s going to be a long way to redemption. TransferWise is not a unique case though. Remember Uber?

Way to go, guys. We need to put the Nigerian economy in rice.

http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2016/04/15/naira-crashes-out-of-transferwise-money-transfer-services/

Please I need to hear your opinion. Transferwise aren't verifying my account because I submitted Driver's license. They claimed to only verify Nigerians with a valid Nigerian passport? How were you verified? Is it the same with you, too? I understand they wouldn't accept my utility bill because it doesn't carry my name but the ID... What do you think?

AccidentalGenius:
Pretty much the same. It's the cost of sending that's reduced.

Please I need to hear your opinion. Transferwise aren't verifying my account because I submitted Driver's license. They claimed to only verify Nigerians with a valid Nigerian passport? How were you verified? Is it the same with you, too? I understand they wouldn't accept my utility bill because it doesn't carry my name but the ID... What do you think?

yomalex:
Okay o

Yomalex please I need to hear your opinion. Transferwise aren't verifying my account because I submitted Driver's license. I even submitted my old driver's license. They claimed to only verify Nigerians with a valid Nigerian passport? How were you verified? Is it the same with you, too? I understand they wouldn't accept my utility bill because it doesn't carry my name but the ID... What do you think?

Mtchewww! This man never see anything! He lost nothing! Mtchewww! Ogbeni, this idiot will lose more very very soon.

emmyw:
Mark Zuckerberg Loses $3.3 Billion After Changing Facebook News Feed

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According to the latest reports, the founder of the social network giant Facebook, of course, the Mark Zuckerberg loses $3.3 billion after Facebook changes News Feed.

It was on Friday when the founder of the social network giant Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg’s shares fell 4.5%, this sum simply causing him to lose about $3.3 billion of its fortune.

Last Friday, we announced the new changes which were planned by the founder of the social network giant Facebook, of course, the well-known Mark Zuckerberg for Facebook.

Basically, the social network giant Facebook will display, in the News Feed, mainly the publications of friends and family, hence, passing to the background the content of pages, condemning brands, companies, products, and this will result in less views and less reach.

This will be a change that appeals to many, but certainly displeased many others, and this displeasure became evident shortly after the announcement of the changes, since the social network giant Facebook shares fell by 4.5%, which represented a loss of $3.3 billion for the founder of the social network giant Facebook, of course, Mark Zuckerberg and due to the social network giant Facebook he was the fourth richest man in the world.

This loss has made the founder of the social network giant Facebook, of course, Mark Zuckerberg, for the moment, a fortune of $74 billion, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, losing the 4th richest man to Amancio Ortega, a business tycoon.

Especially for those who use the social network giant Facebook’s platform to see news, follow favorite brands, find out about information about companies, and other subjects less dedicated to people profiles of friends and family, these changes will not be advantageous, as for companies and brands that bet strong in placing content on their Facebook pages, since they will see a break in their statistics.
CC: Lalasticlala
Source: http://www.heroslodge.com/1815/mark-zuckerberg-loses-3-3-billion-after-changing-facebook-ne

vizboy:
Available

Do you still buy Amazon gift card?

Prepare your arguments Facebook. Prepare your arguments. May God Almighty strike me dead if I don't do all it takes to sue Facebook. Yes, I swear to my claims. You would go free on one of two grounds
1) No lawyer agrees to take up this case. Or
2) If the judge doesn't find meaning in my arguments
But as surely as God lives I will certainly sue Facebook. As surely as God lives. The wheels of my patience treads slowly but it grinds to powder. By God's grace, this will be one of the highest lawsuit settlement in history. Continue your folly and stupidity but remember THE PENALTY CAN BE VERY VERY HARSH. When the case gets very hot and you file the motion for an out of court settlement O then I will embarrass you, Stupid Idiot. Facebook would have to pay every cent, when I get to the US but they would do so not because of what they did to me but what they failed to listen to my warnings. I promised to call off my lawsuit on several occasions and I warned Facebook again and again to leave me alone but they wouldn't listen; so I will carry out all my threats and absolutely nothing will hold me back.
Update
Dec 30th Take this for a fact: Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook can continue his folly, madness, and stupidity but I will certainly destroy him.

Dec 31st 2017 The days draw near when I'll avenge myself, I swear to God, and I will do so in style.

I am struggling very hard to make money and all you do is set traps after traps and obstacles in my way. I got to page 12 and yet page would not load. I have had to warn these mean about the consequences but they wouldn't listen. Listen to me, this year before the third month I will amaze you. Like a stupid miserable idiot you rely on the very things you are preventing me from making money off o. I swear to God Mark or whatever they call you, I will sue Facebook. Do you think justice depends on position? Perish the thought saying to yourself that it cannot happen. Every cent I make from henceforth will end up for your suit. As for surveys, you saw with your own eyes that whoer gave me a 100 on several occasions . Well, guess what? I am going to sign up to every website where I got rejected. Certainly not now but not one website will be missing. These men do not know who I am. Shut the Bleep up, stupid wretch, scum, you don't know me. Shut up your dirty reeking mouth, stupid accursed motherfucker. Stupid, vile, defiled, miserable and senseless. Bleep you stupid son of a butch. God punish you crazy motherfucker. Expect me in California. Idiot!!!! Idiot!!!! Expect me. I HAVE BEEN A FOOL TO HAVE TOLERATED THIS MUCH
, A STUPID FOOL HONESTLY, and yes, duck you miserable blind; miserably senseless, duck you motherfucking skunk. Away with this idiot, he's in for one of the biggest losses since he started this company. I have said it before and I'll say it again. Even though I want you to stop being miserable and stupid, there's a high and subtle sense in which I want you to continue. Give it to me, motherfucker, give it to me.

Jan 4th: Listen to me stupid wretch. I am madly in search of cash to screw you. Madly. Madly. As in madly. Now let me tell you your best bet: Keep me from making money on the web. I am actually telling you this for your own good. Your own good. But if there's one thing I have to tell you for your own life (not good) is this: Do not open that Facebook account. I'm actually scheming to cause a shocking. Shocking. Shocking amount of destruction against Facebook and I am not kidding. I will make sure you pay the hard way.

Jan 7th: I already made up my mind and will never, never, go back: Every cent I will make will be channelled to seeking the assistance of a lawyer. Yes, every cent. Every cent! I would not have fools, morons, dumbwit, dumbest try my patience any more. I am most certainly going to sue Facebook and I will certainly not change my mind. I am neither your fool, idiot, or dumbass, you are as much bound by the articles of your TOS and state laws as any one else. Even president Trump cannot do as he likes; he is bound by the law as anyone else. So yes, certainly, I will demand my right in a US Court but, I know, that is no guarantee I will win. I told Facebook management through any means I could for 2 good years repeating myself over and over again but Zuckerberg failed to call his mad workers to order. Mad and senseless. Very, very mad and senseless. You all are the most -- I honestly lack any adjective to qualify Facebook and its senseless and folly-filled fools. You all are idiots. Idiots. Stupid idiots. I will subscribe to Etisalat or MTN tomorrow. Imagine I would subscribe to a data plan and because it's cheap these idiots who come from who knows where, fools and miserable, blind and senseless, actually want me to spend more on data then what they do is use the virus to manipulate my network signal and sometimes often disconnecting me outrighly when I try to record the whole thing. Smh, do you think that an extra 2, 3, 4, and even 5K would hold me back? You don't know so I will tell you. I actually I sent my complaints to law firms in the US some times back and it cost me 7,000 ( 3 addresses) Naira. That shipping method isn't at all efficient ( You think I will be away for 10 days just like that?). But know this: I will spend, be spent, do anything and everything to get justice. I will certainly get justice by God's grace. This company will certainly not try this nonsense with someone else. I am not your bellhop or your idiot you toy around or fool around with.. I am not your fool. If I cash out any earning right now till 2018 runs out I am using it to get an attorney. There's certainly no guarantee whatsoever that I will win but know this: As surely as God lives I will make attempts again and again and again and again and again. I would not waste my precious time with these fools again repeating the same thing again or writing on Nairaland but expect my lawsuit at any time Facebook. Any time. Yes, anytime. But even if the statue of limitations kicks in and I can't file this suit, I would rather accept this injustice. There's this belief that persistence can accomplish anything. Really? In this you aren't even dead wrong, you are a slowpoke.

Mar 31st. I'm not kidding you. You'll be mighty sorry. I'm not joking. You'll be very very very sorry for yourself. I'm dead serious. You'll be so, so, so sorry for yourself, soon. These men called the BOD of Facebook are BASTARDS. Complete BASTARDS.

April 1st. These men will be so, so, so, sorry for themselves. My vengeance will come swiftly as suddenly as birth pangs begin. Bleep you Stupid motherfucking IDIOTS. Bleep you senseless motherfucker moronic fools. Stupid fools. You. Are. Very. Very. Very, very, very, very senseless. Dumbass. Fish brain. Your only harvest will be a load of grief and unrelieved a pain. Bleep off, motherfucker. I will certainly not swear to suing Facebook. No, I wouldn't. I won't. No. Certainly, I wouldn't after all, I already did that many, many times. This is going to be one of the company's biggest loss. Mark ZuckerBastard. You'll be kicked out. This is bittersweet. If you believe you are still an issue to me, well, that's ridicule. I am writing so it seems it's still an issue but Facebook is nothing but a putryfing carcass. The BODS are a bunch OF UNCLEAN AND DEFILED BIRD. Rotten to the core. You are nothing but AN IDIOT. A COMPLETE IDIOT. God Punish this stupid motherfuckimg bastardized called Mark ZuckerbZuckerBastard and his complete bitches. Bleep you crazy scallywag. Bleep you stupid son of a BITCH called Jan Konum, Sheryl Idiot, Peter Thiel bastardized Bleep off crazy fools.


Believe it or not, take it with a grain of salt or otherwise but this: I AM NOT GOING TO RELENT. RELENT? NOT ON YOUR LIFE STUPID slowpoke. YOU ARE CERTAINLY GETTING SUED.llllll

Fri 4th May. Believe me or not, I will crush you. Mar you. Digging a 6000km trench and in anger and fury, I'll thrust you into it with great power and enthusiasm. I'll certainly have you. You will see what happens when we met in person. I am not kidding, you'll so beat me that I would hardly be recognized or the reverse must be the case. Bleep you stupid motherfuckimg bastardized asshole. Motherfucker!!!! God damn you. You, you. Senseless. Bleep off crazy bastardized BASTARDS assholes


May 5th.
Wrote this to remind you, senseless and dirty, mad and moronic, cursed and idiotic, filthy, foul and vain, what already know.

Wrote what? You'll cry. I'm not kidding. You. Will. Cry. After my lawsuit Zuckerberg will get burnt like no other lawsuit. You don't have to provoke me to seek legal counsel. Why? Because you don't know the first thing about determination. No, no, no, you don't have to. I am certainly going to sue you and God will help me succeed. But even if I didn't succeed then what? You'll sooner create the heavens and the earth, melt them completely and re-create them again. Repeat the process over and over and over again. The heavens, as well as earth, will sooner pass away before you are anyway as close to succeeding with me-- you don't know anything. Smh, Facebook, people deactivate their Facebook account for just about any reason so what is even Facebook. What is it? I have had to write through different means to inform you of the status quo in real time but it seems you don't get it. Whether you get it or not, you'll certainly groan like a wagon filled with sheaves of grain soon. You'll not get a chance with me in one trillion googoplex of attempts. That said, I am certainly going to file my $50 lawsuit against Facebook and I don't need any provocation or aggravation or anything or whatever to hasten the process; you don't have to do anything to get sued. I will make attempts again and again and again even if I don't succeed. I will not, as surely as God lives, say anything from this time onwards. That said, you'll never, ever, ever, succeed with me. That said, I am going to sue you. What! I'm out of my mind, going back and forth with the same thing and it's because I will not repeat myself again.

July 23th

I deleted my entries because I am unstable as I claimed. I swear together I'm the most calmed and vexed creature the Lord God made, so watch out I am about to ring that HQ with my lawsuit. From now on, I am not kidding, not in the least-- As surely as God lives Facebook, I swear by Heaven and him who dwells on that throne I will not write or communicate my displeasure to Facebook through any online channel. I would tell you nothing at all but you should bear at the back of your mind that if I had the slightest chance to sue you AS SURELY AS GOD ALMIGHTY LIVES I'LL GRAB IT SPEEDILY.

Zdoh:
OK thanks for contacting in have replied to your email.I do buy all gift card from $50 - $100 denomination. You can also reach me on WhatsApp for faster and easier communication .

I didn't see your reply. Did you send a message to this email elijah4@gmail.com? Please do again so I can communicate with you via email.

Exchanger101:
Thnx Boss

I want to sell my Amazon Gift card. Please send a message elijah4@gmail.com

Princeofilorin:
still buying .need $10,000 AGC

What is your flat rate? I have at least 150USD gift card for sale and I am also based in Ilorin. We would have to meet in person if I would transfer first.

Zdoh:
sweet rate.

Zdoh I have $28 PayPal for sale O! Do you buy Amazon Gift card? I have 170 ( $150 at the moment) USD Amazon Gift card for 140 ( $125) PayPal. Please send me a message on elijahdairo4@gmail.com so we can finish it up. But reply here, too. Thanks Man. If you don't trade gift card, please will you recommend someone on NL here who's very legit.

I want to sell my Amazon Gift Card balance for $1 to N320. Kindly note that I wouldn't transfer my funds first. I will convert the Gift Card balance to Gift Card if you want. I can record a video while trying to log in to my account so you are very sure I am no scammer. But then I would have to blur my log in credentials. Please call me so I can give you my bank account no. 07058533100.

If you are really sincere and serious about wanting be back on FB, then send update notifications to my email address. Don't use SMS. When I see it I'll certainly click the link. And I think that solves it. Of course, I'm talking about my 2010 account. Mark Zuckerberg I am warning you. ZUCKERBAD I'm warning you. Sheryl, Erskine, and all the others I am warning you guys. If I change my mind (to either sue Facebook or ignore Facebook completely) after another chance to think your decision then may God deal mercilessly with me. Even If I can't sue FB for reasons beyond me, then may God deal with me on the Day of Judgement if I succumb to your demands. Don't kid yourself into thinking that you can accomplish anything by persistence. Reasoning of a foolish idiot. Facebook's management are completely senseless and moronic and stupid. Very, very moronic. Very moronic. Veey senseless workers. Vey, very senseless. FB is worthless to me, more than worthless. Absolutely worthless, in every sense of the word. Now hear me with both ears: there's a limit to how much folly, stupidity and madness I can amd will tolerate. There's a limit. There's a limit to how much foolishness and stupidity I'll tolerate. There's a limit. I will not listen to any pleas to log into Facebook (and God is watching) or desist from my intentions to file this lawsuit after this.

SueZuckerberg:
Zdoh, from what I read you seem to be very reliable so I'll transfer first. But I need your Payal email. Let me call you cos I am not on Whatsapp.

Thread closed. This Man called Zdoh is very very reliable. I got paid.

Zdoh:
Check my thread and see how easier for you to get your Naira without stories

https://www.nairaland.com/3525491/buying-selling-paypal-skrill-bitcoin

Zdoh, from what I read you seem to be very reliable so I'll transfer first. But I need your Payal email. Let me call you cos I am not on Whatsapp.

Zdoh:
Check my thread and see how easier for you to get your Naira without stories

https://www.nairaland.com/3525491/buying-selling-paypal-skrill-bitcoin

Zdoh, from what I have read thus far, you seem to be very reliable so I'll transfer first. But I need your Payal email. Let me call you cos I am not on Whatsapp.

Hello Nairalanders,

I want to sell my PayPal funds, preferably to someone in Ilorin. Why Ilorin? I want a face-to-face transaction to avoid getting scammed. If you're not based in Ilorin and you love my rates then you would have to transfer to my bank account first. There are so few exchangers buying PayPal, too bad. I have tried selling on Naira2usd but it seems I am only wasting my precious time. So many calls and they're not picking. Why must I sign up on whatsapp just to get your Paypal email? Please anyone based in Ilorin in the house? I live at Sango near Old Jamb office (that Kwasu office) around champions' church. You may reach me on.

If you tried reaching or messaging my number on this assistance, and you discovered I am unreachable, please signify here.

clubkonnect:
There is a 150 fee to fund wallet using airtime. But if u wanted 1gb direct, you should have transferred 599 our software will automatically send 1gb to d fone you transferred from

Thanks clubkonnect team

I'm glad you replied. Thanks. But don't you think, at the barest minimum, that this is very very fair? I saw your website through Google Adwords not Nairaland o! I registered, and decided to purchase N550 for 1GB (That's what I saw on your website) and an extra 10NGN for MTN share and sell, only to discover later on that the content on your website is misleading? Get this fact: People who resort to Data Resellers are only after bargains (cheaper data) Nothing more, nothing less. For crying out loud, why should I purchase 500MB worth of data( The 100NGN in my account is useless) for NGN55O when I can get 750MB for NGN500 from MTN although it last for a week? This is really unfair. If you have to resort to this attitude, why would anyone in his right mind do business with you? This is very unfair. So If I have to purchase another 500MB (I already have NGN100 In your dashboard) I would have to send NGN350 again? Please is there a way to withdraw my NGN100? Since I can't use it for anything. Well, I am better off using MTN. Jeje!

GENUINEFILMS:
I guess you want to sue Facebook

Absolutely! The idiot and his degenerate set of worthless bastards are the most motherfucking sick-hearts I ever heard any displeasure of knowing. So, so, so senseless! Please do you have any idea of cheaper means of shipping parcel to the U.S?