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Lol. May we not copy and paste mindlessly that we'll post 2001's report as 2021's news.

Fastest fingers will win the prize here. Release them before him and watch him disappear from your life.

The African irrational fear of snakes is something I'll never understand. Snakes are nothing to me but pests, and if starved long enough, a source of food.

Rubbish. It's his job. 30min to 3 hour workouts are the most I'll do. I can't come and kill myself.

Lol. He didn't get to the finish line. I'm sure Maria's getting dug out now while watching the housemates stay awake missing her. All he has left are memories of her taste.

Keep searching and you may find it.

How did Nini afford veneers? Ah ah, is her guy a balling sugar daddy? It will make sense why she doesn’t want to show Saga the colour of her panties.

Mountain lions, leopards and cheetahs aren’t as scary as their larger cousins at the top of the food chain. Let me see her try the same with an African lion or lioness, the animal will have a snack and a meal that day.

Good riddance to that irritant. My new annoyance is why nobody cared about JMK and Sammie’s exits yet kept dwelling on Maria’s. She was a bully and noisemaker. If she didn’t go home today she would catch a disqualification nonetheless. The viewers saved her from herself.

Shey Pere confessed that he liked Whitemoney on Sunday morning. Watch him reset when he wins HOH again on Monday.

This is like Gifty’s eviction, but a hundred times sweeter. LMFAO.

Is Nini wearing somebody’s bedsheets abi curtains? Kai, this lokito, sha.

Chase27:
This is a shocker...Nigerians what happened? Nigerians and their luv for biracial kids

Attitude is everything. Maria wasn’t raised well. I pray we flush out Nini next week. At least Yousef can represent biracials this season.

Thank God Maria’s gone with her shrill voice. Nini is next.

You can always fake it till you make it. Confidence doesn’t come in one day neither does it last forever. Like a car, it needs steady maintenance. After all the hard work it’ll come effortlessly.

People no too plenty for this game? They should do a quadruple eviction, abeg — too many housemates are eating, sleeping and lazing about. Removing four people will shake everybody. Arewa has lost one rep, Saskay and Yousef should come up this week. One of them must leave.

Lol. Were breasts ever needed for athletic activities? They are a hinderance given their extra weight, bouncy nature and mass.

IGoComotYaTeeth:
That Jackie b is not even fine

Without makeup and similar enhancements.

Who do women this thing? Maria claims Pere is nothing to her yet gets angry whenever Queen flirts with him. Jackie and Michael have their madness going yet Jackie always foams at the mouth seeing the guy with other girls. Angel does the most with men yet admits she felt a certain way when Sammie and Jackie were dancing. During the pool party Sammie was pressing Nini’s tiny bottom in front of Angel. The girl bundled Nini like a piece of dirt and carried her away. Angel also has a way of close marking Sam when her options dry up. It’s made so obvious that females avoid him during those times.

I remember cutting off one idiot who blew hot and cold like Maria back in the day. See the way her friends both those I knew and those I didn’t surrounded my every move, attacking any female I interacted with. The thing weak me, I no go lie. If she wanted me that bad, why not accept my multiple proposals to become an item?

Maria is the most desired female in the house for obvious reasons followed by Jackie. Every week men’s actions show Jackie gains an extra admirer. Her body or packaging na waanu then. I can see myself falling for her if in the house.

Angel said she kisses guys outside games who she finds attractive. Aboki don grow on am. This reminds me of my time in Abuja; many girls from non-northern regions claimed Hausa men were uncircumcised goats despite sleeping with them clandestinely.

Don't I just look beautiful like a bride in this luxury wedding dress

That’s an understatement.

Xscape047:
A scene from 2011's Rise of the Planet of the Apes before and after the digital visual effects were added:

No wonder you’re broke and unemployed.

Where is that Nairalander who claims all the housemates kpensh on a regular basis? All these lie-lie children. Pere and Maria won’t have this conversation if ‘toilet activities’ were a frequent course of action. Saga would have tired of Nini long ago if they ever did the deed. Michael’s sexual frustration is resetting him to a dirty simp. Sammie, Yousef and Whitemoney are the only guys so far who haven’t veered off the deep end from conji. I believe Emmanuel has had several tastes of Rose and is now looking elsewhere.

Maria must taste really nice for Pere to stay there while she hurled insults on him. Now she’s bathed, changed into nighties and come back to him; eating while talking about God knows what.

This DJ has given the most variety of music. I would like to go clubbing anytime she has a gig. She has separated herself from the generic big name DJs this season.

Abeg, what is Emmanuel’s use in that house? Dance, he no sabi. To flow with Rose, he’ll rather admire himself in the mirror. Compete during tasks, he no get energy. Gist with boys, nko, he remains mute. I know a thousand less attractive but more charismatic men who could replace him. He should disappear anytime he gets nominated. He’s just a statue using up oxygen. Yousef I complain about all the time is a party animal when compared.

It looks tacky. Other than that, I have no problem with it.

Lol. Victoria Ukpabio is attached to Nairaland by a ball and chain. There is no way she can leave this hopeless forum. Bia, what are the names of those your alternate accounts again?

Do a name and shame of these so called boring posts. I want to see something.

Okay. Good. The major killer of Nigerians is a brief illness followed closely by automobile accidents.

What is this I continuously read about someone’s favourite sucking on discharge-laden fingers like a newborn piglet? So people support such action? I would have long canceled the person.