Nairaland General › Re: .. by suffering: 7:53pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
No. You won't. |
Health › Re: First To Get Cure Medicine: Aids Or Cancer? by suffering: 7:49pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Many cancers have cures, but not all of them. We're still waiting for an AIDS cure. |
Agriculture › Re: How True Is This On The Rearing Of Pigs? by suffering: 7:46pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Lol. Only on Nairaland. |
Crime › Re: Cat Turned To Human In Ibadan! by suffering: 7:44pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
An aeroplane turned to a storey building somewhere in my neighbourhood. |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Somebody And Found Out You're Related by suffering: 7:40pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Cut him off if you know what's good for you. That's if this story is true to begin with. You two did not co-exist as children so the inevitable will happen one day.
I have a cousin who did the same. He had a clue they were related because they shared the same surname. After the do and everything, our family members found out. He refused to let her go, going as far as proposing to the female. Sometime later he lost interest and called off the engagement. I can vouch that he reduced her bride price considerably. |
Romance › Re: Shower Or Bath Before Sex by suffering: 7:33pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Which one do you perform before going to church? A word is enough for the wise. |
TV/Movies › Re: Sanction BBNaija For Public Smoking - NTCA, CAPPA Write NBC by suffering: 7:06pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Lol. If our government bodies do anyhow, the organizers will fly the contestants to South Africa for the remainder of the program. Last last, na we Nigerians go suffer am. I dey fold hands look. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by suffering: 6:56pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Viking07: The way Sammie just pushed Queen’s head away only to go meet Angel. I dey pity this Queen.
First love is always the sweetest. Angel is also more interesting. The only way he can move to someone else is if Angel gets evicted. I doubt that will happen anytime soon. People like Angel. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by suffering: 6:13pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Pere used Cross’s game to snatch his only highlight in five straight weeks. Immediately after the wildcard debacle till this very moment, he has become and remained a borite. |
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Celebrities › Re: Strange: How Woman Makes A Fortune With Her Anus by suffering: 3:43pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
If everyone lived the same way, many would commit suicide from boredom. |
Politics › Re: Arrest Of Chamberlain Usoh & Kayode Okikiolu Of Channels TV ... - Shehu Sani by suffering: 3:36pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Let them relax small. They work too hard. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by suffering: 3:32pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
MamBi: Michael, Pere and Yousef were talking about happenings in the house. Micheal said the cold conditions were not because of faulty AC control. He said it was because things happen when the rooms are so cold. Talked about walking into the two rooms and realising that ALL occupied beds had people coupled up because of the cold.
I didn’t rewind enough to catch Yousef’s contributions but from gist here, it seems he said Angel and somebody (some say Cross, some say Boma) might have had sex but he was not sure.
Anyways, Pere contributes to the gist about how “the person” and him were in bed, and she said she was fingering herself. He now told her that he can’t believe her unless he tastes this and she then put her fingers in his mouth and he could taste her on her finger.
He then said he made a statement about (inaudible) their intimacy in front of people because he knew people would not believe it and was surprised at her reaction because her reaction made it obvious that he spoke the truth.
Pere also described a time where they were both laid down on the bed in opposing directions but were busy touching each other.
Then there was a situation where she was standing at the door of one of the rooms and witnessed some people giving each other a handjob under the duvet. She then called him to see what was going on and said that she hoped their own actions were not as obvious as what they were witnessing.
Michael summarised the discussion by saying the girls will be going round forming saint and that when any of the girls say anything, it is the opposite of reality…. It’s only from the mouth of housemates we’ll hear who kpenshed who this season. Maybe Kayode has high positioned customers who’ll buy the nightly shenanigans so he’s saving everything for those people. We plebeians have to contend with the hearsay game. All I know is once their time is up, this set is as good as dead to me. Any under-duvet activity I didn’t see or hear about while they were in the show did not exist. In good news I’ve learned to use air conditioners to punish useless friends into having sex. I’m sure Saga has fingered the hell out of Nini. No wonder she now looks at him with loving eyes. |
Romance › Re: Bbnaija 4: Meet The 4 Smoking H0t Female Housemates Everyone Is Talking About by suffering: 2:28pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Old pictures. This blogger lives under a rock. |
Nairaland General › Re: What Is 'Milk Crate Challenge'? 5 Things You Should Know About Trending Videos by suffering: 2:25pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Nigerians love their lives. You’ll only see a handful of us try this challenge. Leave it to Americans with their fancy hospitals and overstuffed bellies. |
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Why I Can’t Be In Relationship With Liquorose – Michael by suffering: 1:20pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Yet Nairalanders swear she’s their neighbour and only does women. |
Romance › Re: How Come When I Am Mean To People by suffering: 1:14pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Did you get my message? |
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Toke Makinwa Reveals S£xual Details Of Some Housemates On Showmax by suffering: 1:09pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Rubbish. The ShowMax stream is the same as the broadcast sans advertisements. Kayode frustrates both viewers the same way. |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Taken A Guy Out And Paid For The Bills? by suffering: 12:59pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
It happened to me twice. I’ve detailed it before so don’t ask me anything. |
Celebrities › Re: Janemena Accused Of Cheating With Prince Kpokpogiri, Tonto Dikeh's Boyfriend by suffering: 12:55pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
It doesn’t concern me because I never cared. |
Pets › Re: Belgian Woman Banned From Zoo After 4-year 'affair' With Chimpanzee by suffering: 12:47pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
Stupid choice of words in the title. No wonder people hate the media. |
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Nairaland General › Re: I Wanna Get RICH By Any Means... What's The Way by suffering: 5:41am On Aug 26, 2021 |
My favourite part is where OP typed “nigga.” |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by suffering: 5:34am On Aug 26, 2021 |
If your favourite is female, pray that she doesn’t cross paths with Boma. It seems the guy is ready to impregnate all the female contestants of this season. At this rate it won’t shock me when he bounces JayPaul, Saga and Emma to go for their women. When he’s done with them he may come for the males. A word is enough for the wise. I still believe what he’s doing is borne of resentment which every heartbroken man goes through - he then uses the hatred from loss to sleep with as many women possible without commitment. Someone speculated that the guy once fingered Arin. I’ll fully believe any story concerning his name. He reminds me of a guy from uni who conquered his fear of approaching women when he realized girls were as Hot as guys but too timid to admit it. That guy never slept with the same girl twice and always went to bed with the most beautiful of females. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by suffering: 12:43am On Aug 26, 2021 |
Gentlefury: I don't know if there's something in the food or drinks they serve in that house, but there's something off about how easily the females give it up in that house. Ka3na fell within a week, Erica fell helplessly within days, Tolani was acting like she was on heat, Dora within days forgot her home training and sucked a man's penis in front of cameras, Vee kept pressuring Neo for sex in the house (this took time though), this year Beatrice complained that the AC added to the problem of horniness, Jmk fell within hours to Boma and allegedly Cross, before our very eyes Queen gave it up to Boma, Liquorose will rape Emmanuel sooner or later, Tega is only holding out because of her ring, Maria would have fallen if someone was bold enough to strike when she's drunk, but that's a sure police case. Arin and Princess later started looking for action. Peace seems to be getting frustrated.
Strangely contrary to popular opinion Angel is still not giving any confirmed action, Jackie is still holding on till after the show, and Saskay and Nini are still sterling examples. I hope there's no odourless aphrodisiac spray in that house o, this isn't normal because getting these chicks down outside the house wouldn't be so easy. Boredom + cold + no stress of paying bills + daily exercise + living with attractive people of youthful ages. If an environment is conducive for easy survival, animals will mate. Humans are no exception. The men are more Hot than the females you list. I have no idea how Kemen’s situation isn’t a norm after all these years. |
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Yerins Signs Endorsement Deal With Wanim Empire by suffering: 10:31pm On Aug 25, 2021 |
With his horribly bleached skin. Abegi. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by suffering: 7:43pm On Aug 25, 2021 |
babyfaceafrica: What exactly is production doing with the 1 billion largesse from abeg? There shouldn't be scarcity of anything. Also, even with the amount of task, this bbn show still remains subpar to others.. Why? If I were to guess, I’ll say maintenance of camera equipment, lighting, multiple decorations of the arena, provision of housemate’s basics in terms of foodstuff and paying the weekly therapist. This is in addition to already paying their staff. The show is boring because everything happening now is the same we’ve seen multiple times. The producers are not helping matters because their twists are already hackneyed. They’re playing too safe to avoid drastically changing the show. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by suffering: 6:58pm On Aug 25, 2021 |
OGdaddy: Everything about this year's Big brother naija don't make sense at all. The Big brother naija house should be a 100% luxury house where food and drinks is suppose to be available in abundance. The personal shopping they do was supposed to be for personal things like body creams, hair creams, toothbrush and the rest.
Big brother was supposed to have a weekly calendar of meals ( balanced diet ) recommended by a professional nutritionist that the housemates are supposed to be eating till they leave the show.
All these nonsense of people cooking their own meal is unhealthy and not professional.
Drinks and water was supposed to be budgeted down before the show started, instead of suffering the housemates to pay before they use the fridge? It just doesn't make sense.
If they had budgeted like 3 million naira for drinks and water and alcohol, there is no way on earth the housemates would finish 1 million naira worth of drinks in three months, it's humanly impossible.
The organizers should have organize things like professionals and put a time table on it like alcohol should be taken only on Friday and Saturday night parties then soft and healthy drinks on weekends. ( It's just common sense)
Even items like fruits should have been provided for the housemates which is to be included in their food Time table.
And personal shopping should be twice a week and not every week.
All this nonsense of using abeg naira to buy things doesn't even make sense. Big brother is just being stingy and unprofessional.
One of their sponsors paid 1 billion naira for Christ sake, not to mention the huge sum of money the rest paid so why suffering the housemates?
With the money they have. They should have planned 100 of exciting Tasks for the housemates with monetary rewards so the house won't be boring.
I don't know why everything about Nigeria is disorganized. I like this write-up but sadly, this is not the point of Big Brother. Ultimate Love had a slightly close concept. Humans confined in a place will always cook what they’re familiar with. Almost every Nigerian meal is healthy in itself. Paying for luxuries using coins is tricky — on one hand it makes sense because Big Brother already provides basics when it comes to food preparation; portioned chicken enough for twenty-something individuals, portioned vegetables, breakfast cereals, etc. Any extras fall under the category of luxuries. On another hand it’s a double edged sword; would someone without coins do without deodorant or forego meat because everyone else had to spend on groceries? I like the coin concept to an extent because it masks the lack of resources borne from the pandemic hitting businesses capital-wise. If the house is a glorified hotel then watch people like JMK, Jackie, Saskay and Nini sleep all day. That won’t make for entertaining viewing. They also need to exercise daily to counter their lack of real world movement. Why have a nutritionist group their meal preparations instead of making him/her a housemate? Weren’t they provided fruits like the Pepper Dem set? Buhari’s death of successful companies in full display. Lol. Personal shopping done twice a week will lead to excesses and thus wastage. This is the only season I’ve seen with the most amount of tasks. At least it keeps the housemates mentally and physically busy. I’m already bored seeing them come up with the same song, dance and drama. I also hope these companies promising millions of naira rewards can keep to their word. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by suffering: 6:33pm On Aug 25, 2021 |
In spite of this year’s BBNaija looking like the first flop of the season, I find it disappointing that the light skins selected are subpar.
Maria is average-looking, has a shrill voice and possesses an opportunistic Igbo girl mentality. Her fake accent will disappear upon eviction and likely her true nature prone to emerge. For the meantime, watching her mentally devolve from Big Brother’s repeated warnings leading to an eventual strike makes for quality entertainment and hopefully the first disqualification of this season. Seeing her botched booty makes me reel in disgust majority of the time.
Nini is a lout. This one na fake oyibo no different from Gifty sans the accent. She picks her nose all the time, is loud, lazy and throws f-bombs with every sentence. Who do us this thing? Without her hair, I would never guess she was biracial. She’s facially and physically more pretty than Maria, but guy, character is a more defining trait of a woman’s beauty — an attribute she heavily lacks. Here’s to hoping her and Saga knack so my suffering from watching her on my screen daily pays off. |
TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by suffering: 4:58pm On Aug 25, 2021 |
Rocktation: Really? I admit to noticing little translation inconsistencies in dramas sometimes sha and I catch myself saying - oh, I think they meant to say this and that... But they should take it easy with this titling discrepancies abeg.
I didn't suspect anything with this drama at all. The Thai version was exactly, "My Love From Another Star" and it comes up first in search results. It was while watching one of those YouTube drama lists, that I saw familiar Korean faces and they called it, "My Love From The Star". Then I ran a search on Kissasian and saw the right faces against the "You, Who Came From The Stars", while still tagging My Love From Another Star" as one of its titles.. The experience was just crayzy.
I kept wondering what is wrong with people, that is not wrong with me. The Thai version is nothing to write home about...even though their ladies are drop dead gorg.
I have now also taken note of that I Remember You, cos it's on my list. Thank you. Did you get my message? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. Senate Confirms Adeyemo As Deputy Secretary Of The Treasury by suffering: 4:57pm On Aug 25, 2021 |
farano: Handsome man with brain  Did you get my message? |