₦airaland Forum

It’s funny how Nigerians are highly religious yet fear juju to no tomorrow.

Maybe his fame is dying. It’s not news that when the money goes the bitches leave. A woman will stay with a cheating Dangote, Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates so far they can spend on her while maintaining erections.

AyomideGbegiri:
Gbegirsoup is Ayomide Alero Olugbenga , Endsars fraudster.
Nigerian E begger

https://www.gofundme.com/f/261m79ddc0

You open gofund me account for acclaimed victims, pocket over half the proceeds. Thief oohh.

See bleaching tiger stripes for ur hand like person way them flog aboki koboko.
Failed influencer.

Lol. I’ll buy her market. Still Nairalanders will attack me when I say no millionaires exist here. My conclusion is educated and well researched. Na urchins full this platform. I can take the statement to the bank any time, any day.

Suffering no dey tire Nigerians. The slow poison’s time is coming to an end and we want to replace him with an unrepentant looter. Atiku has sworn to become president in his lifetime and God knows the things he’s done behind closed doors to ensure this dream. Na una know if una wan put am. Anything I see, I go fold hand take.

lebete3000:
Had Jackie B been the sole HOH, I'll have loved to see the look on Boma's face when she chooses Michael instead.

Na then you go believe sey this life no balance truetrue...

I think she’s fighting feelings for the okro man. She rejected him, yes, but hearing how he’s conquering other women would make her rethink. Let Michael disappear this Sunday and watch her jump ship. Saskay has fully claimed JP so she’ll head back to Mr. Mop Hair Dada.

No time. Husband and wife matters are resolvable only by their hands or family members. If stranger put mouth na him them go accuse, last last.

Lol at the proper social distancing JayPaul and Jackie are practicing in the HOH suite. Na so e suppose dey.

This abeg advert, should I focus on the nyash or the message? I know it’s a music video director who thought up this concept.

All these women who get butt lift surgeries, how do they wipe properly? During my NYSC many fat girls smelt of unclean nyash. I don't see why somebody will give herself an additional burden.

He’ll knack her again. There’s no Sammie that she can use as an emotional sponge and Pere doesn’t care for any woman without the name Maria.

Tell a fellow male to bathe with him then report back. The guy likely enjoys the lone time spent in the bathroom. I’ve never heard of leg cancer. There’s always a first time for everything on Nairaland.

That first one handled the gun a little too well. I’m sure there’s a military man or seven in that crowd. The third guy was obviously a bandit; from his appearance to how he handled the firearm.

Na him know. Bachelors are the smartest of men.

Want to know the real mark of the beast? It’s that device you put in your pocket and can’t put down for more than an hour daily. That mini computer which stores all the contacts, bank accounts and emails of almost everyone you keep in touch with. That same electronic which Christians use to type lies. They’re too myopic to see beyond their noses that their phones are a quicker means to sell their souls than any injection or in-skin RFID chip.

Radio without battery. Is there any lie her mouth won’t manufacture?

Wait, who is doing the justification here?

“Get highlights! the show is going to be wasted if you don’t have highlights, that is why the show is called Big Brother. They need that highlight for their content, do something

There is no lie in this statement. Mercy and Karen had the same mindset. When you play safe then come out of the house to find out you didn’t appear in any highlight, you have no one but yourself to blame. It reminds me of doing one year of classes yet never appearing in any school pictures. I clubbed though, most of my Facebook pictures were being in nightclubs steady. Lol.

Remember the Olympics? It didn’t hit front page every other day. Remember Idols and The Voice? They didn’t hit front page every other day. BBNaija hits front page at least four times daily. Whether you type “wetin concern me?” or “this is a foolish show aimed at lazy youths,” you have contributed to the discussion. Nairalanders love this show and crave for updates on it.

‘Highlife’ follows the lives and loves of a group of ambitious, glamourous young Nigerian Brits all chasing their own idea of success.

The British enjoy exploiting minority groups in ways to depict caricatures while teaching their people how these minorities’ thought processes function. Every other day the BBC releases a Wealthy Lives of British Persians/ Indians/ Pakistanis/ Polish/ Nigerians and what-have-you. Never for once do we learn of the indigenous British Caucasian side. Hmm.

Since BBNaija’s Pepper Dem season, it seems being a reality show personality is now a career. Esther and Tacha made it to an American reality competition. Mercy, Ike and Lekan got second breaks in self-themed reality series. Teddy A, Anto and #UltimateLoveRosie decided to compete in another Nigerian reality show. Now Kiddwaya has moved on to something similar. Impressive. Our entertainment sector keeps growing meanwhile politicians hold the semi illiterate masses hostage through punishing policies.

Why didn’t you marry a weed-smoking girlfriend?

There was no point of being there. The United States invaded the country to find Bin Laden. The man was killed ten years ago. What then were they loitering for? Send those troops back to their families. The average American is a peace loving human being — their politicians however — see the acquisition of foreign nations’ resources as more precious than human lives.

It won’t pass him being a stingy user. E dey show for him face.

These people were secretly trained by US forces. There is no way cattle rustlers can randomly learn to fly hueys. Let a helicopter land in a random Nigerian village from lack of fuel. For two straight months the object will remain parked on the spot or get stripped down and later sold for parts. Out of ten average humans, nobody will wake up one morning without training to attempt flying an airplane, jet or helicopter.

ba7man:
"Millionaires no dey Nairaland" You're soooooo wrong.

You'll be shocked at the status of some people here. Dregs are the larger population but rich folks are well represented here too.

What will an Otedola, Tinubu, Oyedepo, Dangote, Atiku, Ashimolowo or any of the many multi millionaire Nigerian names benefit from being a member of this forum?

Twoclans:
Who else agrees that advertising on a platform like Big brother is a big plus for companies.

I saw munch it and waw detergent for the first time on big brother platforms during the season they came on board first,cant remember which one now.

Ever since I buy munch it as a snack and I also gift it out to children ,same with waw detergent .

I have never been able to pay for my AEDC power recharge with my bank app because they dont have AEDC on their platform.So most times I depend on my friends that have GT bank accounts to assist.Last weekend while watching big brother I just decided to use buy power .ng and viola it's a super platform.I could debit my bank account directly and pay .

THE POWER OF ADVERT

It’s why this season is more about advertising than caring for the needs of viewers or consideration of the housemates. This season is nothing more than a cash grab for the organizers and full blown example of “don’t mind them. They will watch anything.”

Lies. We have questioned your ability to become a national name where music is concerned and yet nothing has come out of it.

kowema:
You people and delusional myopia.
Everything and opposite relationship must me wrapped and centered around gbenshing. A thousand and one benefits could come out of relations but no, its the 5mins gbenshing most of you guys are after. That's why your name would never be remembered in a room full of opportunities because you chose gbenshing.

God Bless the guys in my circle, God bless you for all the business connects.

Fake friendships benefit only women. We’ve seen it play out multiple times in Big Brother and men have suffered it a lot in life. I’ll rather become a Boma any day of the week than a Saga or Ozo who the woman would eventually tire of then toss aside. Women are more prone to present opportunities to friends with benefits so I don’t see how the eight minute activity changes anything for the worse.

2021 and unserious boys are still cultists. Okay, o. NFAs.

I heard that they are great in bed

Human beings are great in bed. They are also great on the floor, in bathrooms, swimming pools, water falls, streams, lakes, aero planes, cars, wheelbarrows, igloos, etc. If they moan, good. If they don’t, good. Life no easy to start dey consider frivolities.

Heavy on carbs, light on protein and vegetable-centric when it comes to soups and sauces.

Meh. It happens.