₦airaland Forum

Social media is really good. See how well her write-ups have become compared to the early 2000s. Nairalanders should learn to open diaries, they always improve one’s use of English. I don talk am tire, but una no dey hear. Gbegile boys na their own worse pass, them fit dey here ten years still break bottle for common sentences. Tonto get scoin for head. The sooner people realize the better.

Did somebody fart in the rooms? Why have the housemates avoided using there tonight? Why does Pere make their blood run cold by reminding them of Sunday? Cross no send because top 5 sure for am, Angel as usual has resigned her mind that she’ll go. Mumu Saga and his wife will surely exit on the day, I can’t wait to stop hearing Nini’s shrill voice. Wait, what’s happening here? Does Saga want to Keaganize Nini? I’m waiting. I like how Kayode dims the lights in the lounge and immediately the housemates fall asleep.

I doubt you have a choice. You have to live with it. What I normally do nowadays is tell people I snore beforehand so they know what to expect. A lot of men are considerate if you tell them on the first night. They accept you quickly. My own has worsened over the years from adding weight plus a slight nasal infection. Apnea has reared its ugly head. I wake up at night choking from my sleep. The situation takes about twenty or thirty seconds to rectify before I can breathe properly. I then have to tell anyone thinking I experienced a demonic attack what happened.

The white man has tried his best and still can’t conquer snoring. There are some devices which seal one’s jaw shut for the night. I’ve never tried them because they look goofy and unaesthetic. I’d like to try the surgery alternative however it is only a temporary fix which lasts a few months before reverting.

I’m more surprised that Tonto is not brave enough to release whatever videos he had before him. Their definition of bravery is sending a strange guy DMs on social media. Lol.

Tonto can never peacefully break up with someone. Tufia!

She used the wrong ‘been,’ the word is ‘being.’ I can’t blame the women. If you’re on TV screens you’re visually available to thousands of potential mates. Let a person tell you to sleep with them for a million naira or a little less, all your standards will go out of the window. It takes granting one request to get stuck to the lifestyle.

When I first saw Cross then heard him during the first night’s introductory game, I assumed he’ll turn out like #DoubleWahalaLeo; a drab, always business-talking, one woman, stay-under-the-duvet, cage her only to himself and keep away from fellow housemates type of person. I like how his appearance proved me heavily wrong. The guy is the best thing to happen to this season. The Whitemoney we saw on the stage was exactly the same character we got in the house, no different from Efe, Mercy and Tacha.

OneTemplate:
Was thinking the same. He is seriously obese, perhaps even clinically so, and at risk of medical issues like diabetes, HBP, Stroke etal.

I’m no doctor nor medical student. However his complexion looks like those of people suffering kidney or liver ailments. I do not like politicians as much as the next Nigerian, but I don’t see why a life should waste especially when the funds are there to prevent such occurrence.

PastorFire:
You applied or you were part of the audition? Which one?.

Yes.

I know missed chances from fifteen years ago who try my number out of the blue. The dating game is funny and filled with weird human beings.

PastorFire:
Those i'm asking knows why. Not you.

I applied. I’m not in a rush.

I don’t remember any cooking for the whole house. Abeg, let them continue watching Whitemoney. If they weren’t boring, they’d remain on the show.

So, wait na. What is the rush for again?

JSS 1 thread.

Lol. Politics, this forum’s lifeblood and all I can see here are vacant spaces and one word comments. Normally this thread should enter at least four pages of frustration-fueled epistles. It’s either the children here have realized that complaints don’t work or the ones who normally congregated have moved on with life.

Anything concerning 2023 will get dealt with at the time. There is still too much to experience in 2021 and 2022 to look futurewards.

She should quit bleaching. What is happening to our modern Naija women?

Eh? Did he buy them or they ‘performed’ together? I don’t know why women can’t handle the power bestowed on them from male lust. Most women who men want in their beds take advantage of the situation by sleeping with the highest bidders. Omoh, I don’t find Jane attractive, I however wouldn’t mind paying two years of my salary if she performs ‘parties’ (Nairaland lingo).

DOptical:
Nini is entertaining as a single player tho. Same Nini who brings out Liquorose's lively sides? Have you forgotten the early week when she was playing as a Saga's attorney? She's the funniest and a social butterfly. Saga seems to be introverted tho

Her voice is torture. Her attitude leaves more to be desired.

Bmaster:
Heaven is not for jokers

That was exactly what my first ancestor told me after he resurrected.

Facebook is so big and complex that Mark acknowledges it. Despite having a workforce of thousands plus almost a million and counting content moderators the world over, illegal activities still make their way past set measures. Anyway, humans make the world go round. We always find ways to circumvent rules and policies set in stone. It won’t shock me to find the most criminally-minded people on earth will discover ways to sneak into heaven — many going as far as stealing the place of some presently righteous fellows.

I doubt they had informants. Maybe it was an estate known for Yahoo boys so the operatives performed a wide raid of the place. Lol. Her brothers chopped free beating. It was a quick way to kill any form of resistance they may have thought up.

toluxa1:
E be like say Pere don adopt this Kitchen "Strategy" abi what's he cooking since morning like that.

Boredom wants to wound him since he’s without a ship. The Saga he spent time comforting has run back to his 90M. I expect to see more of him in the kitchen after discovering how therapeutic staying there is. Big Brother is not helping matters by not stoning them with random tasks.

rayvelez:
Watching Nini and Saga together is a punishment.

At least it’s more tolerable than EmmaRose. Watching Saga get more physical from the fear of losing her again is making me laugh seriously.

Bannedidiot:
yes nau, they use specific types of lenses to soften to soften the pimples and spots. The cameras inside the house only uses one type of lens. Its the manually controlled window cameras that has effects

Kayode has scammed me with Nini’s ‘beauty’ then. I never remembered her looking as cute as she appeared during the isolation prank.

Lol. The non-ships in the house are more interesting than the established ones. I guess it is maturity-in-relationships at play just like Teddy A and Bam Bam. Queen + Whitemoney and Angel + Cross are entertaining both as ships and single players than Sani and EmmaRose.

Come, o, this production crew has post processing effects they apply to the video. LiquoRose from some angles looks glowy and beautiful but from other angles looks harsh and unrefined. Such effects are unneeded for males because ruggedness is part of our beauty. For females it is essential especially for the average woman who pales in comparison. Outside they still look good because they lived in a cold environment and exercised for a few months. Inside they need every tool at their disposal to remain visually interesting.

suffering:
Nini has no boyfriend and is either protecting her virginity or chastity by the constant declaration. We knew Nina’s Collins on her sixth day in the game. Nobody still knows Nini’s boyfriend’s name. Nkenna back in the day kept cursing her boyfriend to die in poverty as levels had changed. Kai, I hated but now miss that bush girl. I think she mentioned his name too. The only females who never mention their guys’ names yet stick to themselves are those with reputable or wealthy men. Hell, even Dillish kept singing Steven’s praise straight after Oshiomhole’s during her stint. Nini no get boyfriend, jor. Saga go chop her well after the house or try the marriage route to please her mother.

I just thought to drop this here. I will never understand why women claim to have spirit boyfriends. The funny part is it’s even women who enjoy busting others who do. Three times female friends have introduced me to their friends who lied to have dated me only to loudly laugh when they learned we didn’t know each other.

Nini has no boyfriend and is either protecting her virginity or chastity by the constant declaration. We knew Nina’s Collins on her sixth day in the game. Nobody still knows Nini’s boyfriend’s name. Nkenna back in the day kept cursing her boyfriend to die in poverty as levels had changed. Kai, I hated but now miss that bush girl. I think she mentioned his name too. The only females who never mention their guys’ names yet stick to themselves are those with reputable or wealthy men. Hell, even Dillish kept singing Steven’s praise straight after Oshiomhole’s during her stint. Nini no get boyfriend, jor. Saga go chop her well after the house or try the marriage route to please her mother.

He’s a rapper. He is broke, in the entertainment business and sells dreams. Those cars are rented and the money he’s flaunting is on loan from a record company. For spending thirty thousand dollars he’ll have to make back ninety thousand dollars in sales, merchandise and touring profit. The only rappers I respect are Dr Dre, Russ, 50 cent and Jay Z. P Diddy is in the list to an extent. Ehen, our Nigerian music industry hasn’t fully learned the way to exploit artists so Omah Lay, Mr Eazi, Joeboy and co are likely wealthier than these new-name akata boys.

Lol. Thank God the viewers will bundle both parties out of the house come Sunday. They should continue their junior secondary love outside the house and away from my TV screen. I was happy when she left for a day. Immediately she came back I got tired after thirty minutes. Her loud, grating, parrot voice can make a man commit suicide.