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Romance › Re: Are POS Girls Lowkey Ashawo?? by SultanOfPuna: 7:44pm On Jul 18, 2022
Collinsaik:
i knw that they are out to do bussines. i also knw that depending on the the kinds of bussiness(es) that you want to do, most are ready.lipsrsealed
Una dey give me ideas
Make i go try my luck, e get one pos girl i don dey eye since grin
Romance › Re: Are POS Girls Lowkey Ashawo?? by SultanOfPuna: 7:43pm On Jul 18, 2022
nijaomegacode:
No. Hair dressers are.
Op, don't think too much about it. Naturally, girls are oloshos.
But don't ever seriously date a bank marketer, hairdresser, tailor, POS operator, choir mistress, sales girl and those perfume marketer.
You be real street guy!!! You see tailor and hair dressers . Them sabi Bleep for Africa
Walahi especially hair dressers.
Romance › Re: Are POS Girls Lowkey Ashawo?? by SultanOfPuna: 7:38pm On Jul 18, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I know i joke a lot but today im very serious.
Im seeing a girl and she is doing POS
My guy told me to just bleep her and not take it serious relationship with her.
I argued with him, then he brought out his phone and showed me whatsap chat of all the POS girls he collected their number.
And how he bleeped all of them and did transfer for them.

Now im having double mind, and he says the ones who stay by the roadside are the real coded ashawos. And this girl im seeing is a roadside POS agent. Abeg what should i do?
Op you know how olosho stand on road whistling for customers to patronize them.
That is the same way PoS girls stand on road and whistle to people to come and do transfer
But las las all of us na ashawo ooooo
Romance › Re: Are POS Girls Lowkey Ashawo?? by SultanOfPuna: 7:34pm On Jul 18, 2022
siofra:
Why has the tone changed?

Your sister or your mama dey do POS?

Romance › Re: How I Fully Become A Male Ashawo. by SultanOfPuna(op): 12:26am On Jul 18, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
I dont know any oo..
Na money and hustle ah dey find..

You kuku get strength to dey fvck oo
That na why i wan charge 1k per stroke
The faster i stroke, the more money i make
Romance › Re: How I Fully Become A Male Ashawo. by SultanOfPuna(op): 12:17am On Jul 18, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
Back to receiver...

I was just joking shaa...
Help me find client wey go patronize me
Romance › Re: How I Fully Become A Male Ashawo. by SultanOfPuna(op): 12:12am On Jul 18, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
Okay sir...
Your prik go shriink for boxer.
Back to sender. God forbid
Romance › How I Fully Become A Male Ashawo. by SultanOfPuna(op):
I have finally decided to enter this olosho hustle. No looking back
My 7 inches just dey waste, and i have bills
So i have decided to make some money with my God given talent.

My charge is 10k per round

For Vip i charge 1k per stroke, 5 strokes= 5k
I do fat women, lonely women, ugly women, milfs, divoreced women..etc

Spread the word out,
So that My potential clients can see this
Thanks guys
Romance › Re: How To Know If She Is Faking Orgasm.(100% Proof) by SultanOfPuna(op): 10:34am On Jul 17, 2022
Crimpsy:
yeah

Some might be in pain,

And Might not want to tell the man, so as not to bruise his ego

So they bear it(while the man thinks he is working well)
Not entirely true
If she is feeling pain, she will push you off gently. Push you back so u dont hit her cervix
Romance › Re: How To Know If She Is Faking Orgasm.(100% Proof) by SultanOfPuna(op): 10:32am On Jul 17, 2022
Crimpsy:
Op, u are right

Women are different, so also their expression of orgasm

U cannot use the example u gave above, as a proof that she orgasmed

Some women may just open there mouth wide open like that,sometimes due to pain, not only orgasm
If she pushes you back then iys because of pain.
If she opens her mouth like this without screaming for pain. It means she is enjoying it very well
Romance › Re: How To Know If She Is Faking Orgasm.(100% Proof) by SultanOfPuna(op): 9:12pm On Jul 16, 2022
Olachase:
Omo he be like say na University of puna this op go hoo I fear who no fear you grin grin
Experience is the best teacher wink
Romance › Re: How To Know If She Is Faking Orgasm.(100% Proof) by SultanOfPuna(op): 8:49pm On Jul 16, 2022
KiNg0G:
you don fûck your cousin finish?

incest bastard
Hwfar bro, your mama still dey do olosho
I loss her number, and rain dey fall.
U fit tell her make she show my house
Romance › Re: How To Know If She Is Faking Orgasm.(100% Proof) by SultanOfPuna(op): 8:46pm On Jul 16, 2022
Kingpin1000:
If you are not a woman you are not supposed to be telling us this shit.. every woman has different means of burning out that fire, some starts talking gibberish, some dey even speak their language sef. Don't you know some guys moan while having sex.
My point is if she is talking trash all the time during sex and dosent have her eyes closed while her mouth open gapsing for air.
Then she is just helping your small ego
Because she want you to cum quick and stop disturbing her with your tiny penis.
Romance › Re: How To Know If She Is Faking Orgasm.(100% Proof) by SultanOfPuna(op): 8:37pm On Jul 16, 2022
This is the number one sign that a woman is having real orgasm

Closed Eyes and Opened Mouth

If she is shouting " oh yeah, go daddy, Bleep me harder, yes baby..na lie .PURE SCAM

If she is collecting real gbola, she will not have time to shout and make noise.
Her face must be like this
Mouth open gasping for air
Eyes closed
Like she is lost in a trance

Romance › How To Know If She Is Faking Orgasm.(100% Proof) by SultanOfPuna(op):
When you Bleep a girl really good.
If she is shouting and making noise up and down. Red flag!!! She is faking it

If she begins to moan then goes silent then opens her mouth wide in amazement while her eyes start closing and opening as she gasp for air.
Then my guy you are hitting her gspot!!
That face she makes without saying anything as she gasp for breath means your rod is taking her to cloud 9

But if she is shouting, Bleep me harder, yes baby, Bleep mee. All na scam.
A woman who is in cloud 9 dosent say anything. They just moan and gasp for breath.
Romance › Re: Quickie with Housegirl Gone Terribly Wrong.. by SultanOfPuna(op): 11:55pm On Jul 11, 2022
23jerryking:
Because you simply lack the ability doesn't mean it's the same for everyone else. We're different okay, you'll be shocked if I tell you that I remember vividly the photographer who took my first birthday pictures. Forget it man, some of us have almost photographic memories.
Some kind lies you no suppose lie for outside, dem go beat you like theif.
You will soon tell me you remember the doctor that delivered you.
If you say 2 years i go try understand. Bro nobody not even Jesus can remember the 1st year of his life.
The brain had not formed at that stage to hold memories.
Scientist say that babies dont see color at 1 yesrs. Thrir vision is not uet clear.
So please stop all these lies.
This is biologically impossible

Crime › Re: Roadside Petrol Dealer Reportedly Sets Varsity Student Ablaze In Akwa Ibom by SultanOfPuna: 11:06pm On Jul 11, 2022
Ok
Romance › Re: Quickie with Housegirl Gone Terribly Wrong.. by SultanOfPuna(op): 10:30pm On Jul 11, 2022
KristaPretty:
Nah, the eggs are not mature enough, the milk as well is sour and the sausages are too short for my taste
I think I would pass grin grin grin

Abeg leave me

Celebrities › Re: Rita Daniels Collects Omugwo Fee From Regina Daniels In Dollars by SultanOfPuna:
Olosho no dey do anything for FREE naa...

Politics › Re: Robinson Uwak Accuses Benjamin Kalu For His Broken Marriage (Pix) by SultanOfPuna:
Reminds me of one guy that "stole" my babe from me. Then he posted a video of them kissing very deeply.
Not knowing that this same girl came to my house to pick some of her stuff and she gave me blowjab before she left.
Now guy man is tasting my sperm in her mouth and he don't even know it.

Romance › Re: Quickie with Housegirl Gone Terribly Wrong.. by SultanOfPuna(op): 8:26pm On Jul 11, 2022
stanvesco:
I remember what I saw when I was one.
People never believe but I still remember
Make una dey lie with small sense naaa
So you telling me you remember when you left your mothers womb??
Bros no lie this kind lie outside dem fit beat you.
Politics › Re: 2023: Taraba CAN, Party Chieftain Criticize Tinubu Over Muslim-Muslim Ticket by SultanOfPuna: 1:17pm On Jul 11, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: Osun 2022: Gunmen Attack Residence Of Lasun Yusuf (Photos, Video) by SultanOfPuna: 12:16pm On Jul 11, 2022
Ok
Romance › Re: Quickie with Housegirl Gone Terribly Wrong.. by SultanOfPuna(op): 12:12pm On Jul 11, 2022
valgbo:
When he knows what sex is he'll remember where he saw it for the first time.
Can you remember what you saw when you were 3 years oldhuh
Romance › Quickie with Housegirl Gone Terribly Wrong.. by SultanOfPuna(op):
I went to my sisters house for short visit, ended up having a little fling with their housegirl.
My main concern is that pn the last week before i left, i was alone in the house with the housegirl and my 2 nephews.
She disturbed me for sex and i told her noo
Due to the fact that these kids are hyper active and if not under supervision within 4 mins they can fight,break or destroy something.

After much pestering i decided to run some quicky with her. We went to the room, she climb on top and we started.
Not upto a minute i began to feel something touch my prick as i look over, it was my 3 yrs nephew using tv remote pointing at my area. Then i immediately jump off and he ran away laighing.
I scolded the maid for not locking the door properly and for not listening to wait till kids sleep b4 we fvck.

My main concern now is, will that boy remember or understand what he saw when he grows up.
I heard many people forget things they saw when they were 3 years old.
He hasnt started talking well, thank God for that but i hope when he grows up he wont remember that he saw his uncle having sex
Romance › Re: Buying My First Car To Chase Women, I Regret It.. by SultanOfPuna(op): 12:38pm On Jul 09, 2022
Haynnie:
I never said women are not materialistic. What I mean is materialism is not enough to keep a woman of higher taste. You are missing something op undecided
Oga PHd in women Affairs.
Since you know women more than God.
Oya tell us what keeps a woman with high taste??
Romance › Re: Buying My First Car To Chase Women, I Regret It.. by SultanOfPuna(op): 12:30pm On Jul 09, 2022
Haynnie:
What is this nonsense? huh

You are the the that would scream women are cheap cus you tried to entice them with your daily used car. Now she's not there to feed you with her interest because she found somebody better than you. Can't you see you played yourself comrade? You are the bigger fool here trying to impress a woman who would still leave you at the end of the day.

Who told you materialistic things are the key to keep a woman? Op you thought wrong. Enjoy the coaster of what you got yourself into.


Modified: Men are the reason behind their failure I can't blame it on women because we chose destruction by ourselves. (is like a chemistry in most men to tender to unimportant things that they might regret later.)
My friend watch your mouth you idiota of the highest specie. Where did i say women are cheap. Besides i still get girls with my car so all this thing you saying is nonesense.
This particular girl probably has higher taste of luxury. If tomorrow i buy 2023 range rover na still her type go rush me dey beg on her knees.
If You think women are not materialistic
Then you must have be a very naive fool
Romance › Re: Buying My First Car To Chase Women, I Regret It.. by SultanOfPuna(op): 12:23pm On Jul 09, 2022
Even people wey no get wheel barrow dey insult me. undecided
Las las e be like say i go sell the car. Expenses too much
Romance › Buying My First Car To Chase Women, I Regret It.. by SultanOfPuna(op): 12:09pm On Jul 09, 2022
I used 90% of all my savings to buy tokunbo corolla.I thought getting a car will make women to rush me and sleep with me.
Some local girls did sleep with me cuz of the car but others still gave me tough time.
Now this nurse that i fell in love with and drop her to FMC every morning. We began having serious feelings for each other.
She left me for a yahoo guy with prado jeep
And i thought once you have car women will worship you.
Now i gats compete with other guys with bigger cars. This thing no fair at all..
Travel › Re: Terrible Multiple Accidents At Upper Iweka, Onitsha, This Morning (Pictures) by SultanOfPuna: 4:42pm On Jul 05, 2022
Ok
Food › Re: Lagos Residents Consume N4.5bn Food Daily by SultanOfPuna: 4:39pm On Jul 05, 2022
MAN MUST WACK Limited
Romance › Re: My Secret Diary Sessions ( Beware +18) by SultanOfPuna(op): 1:06am On Jul 05, 2022
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