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Romance › Re: My Secret Diary Sessions ( Beware +18) by SultanOfPuna(op):
On my next encounter with God i decided to skip church service and meditate and connect with God. This time i ask about islam and christianity.
God said " I Am the light. I am Light in its purest form.
When you look at a ray Light it shines white
But when you pass the light through a prism you get different colors.
Same way God (pure light) passes through our earthly dimension and you get different ideologies and religion.
God then simplified it more saying.
I am pure light, when light shines in a room.
The light bounces off in different areas
Some areas of the room will have more light
some areas of the room will be not so bright
Same with religion.
Some religions have more light, some religion have less light. But all religion contains light just in different proportions.

I asked is Catholic the best church
God said " It do not dwell in buildings made of precious stones nor castles. I dont care if you worship a tree or the sea.
All that matters is that you keep a clean heart.
And know that Ye are Gods too
You dont need rituals or sacraments in order to connect with God
What you call catholic mass is just a bunch of man made rituals that is so irrelevant.
All you need to do is meditate, listen to your inner soft voice, your gut feelings, listen to it.
For it is I God speaking to you.
Many dont listen to my voice, they are overwhelmed by the struggles of life.
Take some time and meditate
Always know that God dwells in each and everyone of you humans. Big or small. Evil or Good

I then ask God about Lucifer
God said " Inorder for light to exist there must be darkness first. Light and darkness work hand in hand.

The devil is not an entity one single entity but a collection/group/community of souls that are represents all that is opposite of Good.
In order to appreciate light
you need to spend time in darkness.
Just like Love and Hate. In your earthly realm you tend to differentiate things into 2.
Male and female
Positive, Negative
Good , Evil
Left, Rigjt
In the spiritual realm All is one.
The same energy you devote to love someone is the same amount of energy you devote when you hate someone.
This is a hard concept for humans to grasp

I then asked what about Demons
God said " Demons are parasites that feed off negative thoughts and emotions.
When you feel fear, low self esteem your low energy attracts negative entities.

I then ask God how to defeat Demons
God said " Negative entities/Demons hate Love and Peace.
When you sense a demon around you, Do not be afriad. Just sing a joyful psalm.. once you become afraid you give them power over you.
When you shout at Negative Entities it makes them more stronger. They love violence and fear but they hate kindness and peace.
If you show a demon love it will run away in miliseconds,because demons cant understand love. Love is God and demons cant stand in the prescence of love.
If you attack a demon with violence, then you make a demon happy because they love violence,anger,rage. It makes them happy to know that you are scared of them.
Once they know you are scared of them.
Its over.
If however you refuse to be scared, you win.
Remember they are parasites, they need your fear to become powerful and have an effect on you.
If you dont have fear, they will feel powerless and leave you alone.

18th may 2022
Session ends abruptly due to unsual headache
Romance › Re: My Secret Diary Sessions ( Beware +18) by SultanOfPuna(op):
On my next meeting with God, i felt quite lazy that day and began to notice strange double numbers like 11:11 2:22
But nevertheless i drank lot of red wine that day.
Our session began and this time i asked God if He dont mind my drinking.
God said as long as i dont develop addiction then i should drink whatever i want. But moderately.
In my next question i asked God about money and riches and masturbation
God said " I gave you freewill, im not in control over your brokeness or riches. Most the richest people dont even believe in Me.
So why do you think i care about who is poor and who is rich. All i care about is that you have a good heart. Simple

I asked again so poor people who suffer is not your concern.
God said "You decide your reality, I God Almighty have given you Freewill to become whoever you want to be.
Some of you decided to incarnate in poor situations. Some incarnate and die immediately, some incarnate with horrible tragic diseases. You choose all these conditions before coming to earth.
You reincarnate into different lives to experience differnt situations.
My Job is to make sure You go through all these situations and evolve spiritually.

At this point i asked about masturbation
God said " Why do you think i made the head of penis to have sweet feeling?
Why do you think i made clitoris to have sweet feeling?
If you dont want to enjoy this human flesh i gave you then come back and become a spirit.
Imagine buying a car and not driving it at all
Enjoy your human desires as long as it dosent create an addiction.
Go and burst some nuts but make sure you supplement the human body and take good sleep to allow rejuvenation of body after masturbation..

At this point i was satisfied and reassured that i was on tbe right track.

17th may 2022
Session ends.
Romance › My Secret Diary Sessions ( Beware +18) by SultanOfPuna(op): 1:03am On Jul 05, 2022
God revealed to me that He was really upset at Adam.
He said He Already knew Eve was Guilable
God said "How can A Man i created in my image taking orders from his servant Eve
I made Man to control the beast of the land and have dominion over the lands and yet he took orders from a woman. Can you imagine?

I told God to calm down, because it looks like He was still angry over what happened in garden of eden.
God said " Look if only Adam could have stood his ground like a man and tell Eve
No im not eating that apple
Then proceed to give her better slap to make her come to her senses.
Instead he listened to her and followed her instructions"

I asked God if he support Red pill gang and to my suprise, God was so excited and said
"I see what you Alpha males are doing on earth. I dont support violence on women but you must not allow a woman control you like Eve controlled that simp called Adam"

12th of May 2022
Session Ends
Romance › Why Are Women Always The Victims, Why?? by SultanOfPuna(op): 12:38am On Jul 05, 2022
I went to church program i sit at the back back and observe the whole thing.
92% of people inside that church are women
I sit and watch as pastor say sweet things like
You must get married this month
You will be financially stable
And they all shout Amen like sheeps

Then he start whining them about seed and tithe and u need to see women rushing to go give tithes.
Then when pastor start praying
It is women that start shouting and falling down like a possessed wall gecko

Why do women love sweet lies?
Are women that easily guilable?
If Devil can decieve Eve to eat Apple
I think its far easy for fake pastors to do the same thing.
Crime › Re: White Canadian Man Defrauds 515 Nigerians, Others Of $29 Million (pics) by SultanOfPuna:
Normally Africans are too LOUD.
I have seen a Russian man that dress coperate and owns a company.
Everything about him is low key

But behind the scene he is a comfirm Hacker that does scams and yahoo.
BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

Nigerian go pick $200
The whole street go know say boys don pick
loud music, foolish dressing, no investment
Just like Hushpuppi the most foolish scammer in history

So many dangerous yahoo boys are from Russia, Philippines,Vietnam
U fit see them outside wearing singlet and slippers
But their Bank account na Odogwu Cubana
Nigeria still dey learn work

Foreign Affairs › Re: Life-threatening’ Floods Force Evacuations In Sydney, Australia (Pics, Video) by SultanOfPuna: 9:24pm On Jul 04, 2022
I remember 2019 when righteousness was preaching End time whenever Natural Disaster happen.

Its now 2022, werey still using Natural disaster to scare his fellow Sheeples.

By the time we enter 2045, he will still be preaching End time.

Mental illness na your mate??

Crime › Re: Police Rescue Fr. Luigi Brena Kidnapped In Edo by SultanOfPuna:
Nawa
Crime › Re: Rev Fr Emmanuel Silas Kidnapped In Kaduna by SultanOfPuna:
And one Foolish Pastor Adeboye said Christians Dont Need Guns.

The same Adeboye that walks around with Heavily Armed Security Men with Ak-47.

If e too sure for Pastor Adeboye make him waka alone iniside Kaduna without security.

Meanwhile, im expecting Pope and Vatican to start sending weapons to all Catholic priest in Nigeria.

No Time For Dulling...

Education › Re: Nigerian Pupils Make Dresses With Needle And Thread (Photos) by SultanOfPuna:
Should be Teaching these Kids Programming, web design and Computer graphics..
WTF is thishuh
This is 2022 not 1955

We have over 23 million tailors in Nigeria,
Dem suppose flog that teacher walahi
So she is proud that she taught kids how to sew cloth

While Kids in China are already creating Apps, and softwares. Nonesense 
Lets not celebrate mediocrity

Crime › Re: Suspected Vandal Electrocuted In Anambra (Disturbing Photos) by SultanOfPuna: 3:45pm On Jul 04, 2022
Ok
Family › Re: A Law Banning Poor Men From Polygamy. by SultanOfPuna: 3:08pm On Jul 04, 2022
Ok
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Fall In Love With Me So Quick by SultanOfPuna(op): 2:27pm On Jul 04, 2022
Iyasaburi:
See! It is obvious and you know it
So stop this, I don't know why scam. If you want to insult us, just come straight. The insult is on you. Máa pé padi ẹ lole.
I want to settle down cry
Celebrities › Re: OPM Pastor Chinyere To Give AGUBA, Homeless Actor An Apartment (Photos) by SultanOfPuna: 11:27am On Jul 04, 2022
Something Adeboye, Oyedipo, Kumi
Can Never Do
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Fall In Love With Me So Quick by SultanOfPuna(op): 11:21am On Jul 04, 2022
I admit im scared of been in a relationship or been stuck with one girl.
Im polygamous by nature
All i want is a fling but it usually backfires as the girls become more attracted to me after sex.
Romance › Why Do Women Fall In Love With Me So Quick by SultanOfPuna(op): 11:20am On Jul 04, 2022
I just finished talking to my ex this morning after a year of not getting in touch.
After the call i couldnt help but reflect back on all the girls i have broken their hearts knowingly and unknowingly.
And i feel dissapionted that i broke so many girls heart.
My issue is
If i date a girl for few weeks
Immediately i have sex with her. Her love for me increases.
Sometimes i just want to have a fling and nothing more but its always the opposite.
Immediately after i have sex with them they become clingy, and one of them broke up with her boyfriend over the phone after we had sex.
Food › Re: How To Make Okro Stew by SultanOfPuna: 9:07pm On Jun 05, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: Opinion: My Permutations For Candidates For The Apc Presidential Ticket by SultanOfPuna:

Delegate wey collect $50,000 To Vote Tinubu

Come enter Church on Sunday to Celebrate And do Thanksgiving.

Only to be gunned down by Fulani Gunmen

If You like sell your future and sell your vote
If UGM catch you
That money, that flashy car, that house will be useless

Travel › Re: Woman Drives Car Into A Ditch During Thunderstorm In Enugu (photos) by SultanOfPuna: 8:32pm On Jun 05, 2022
ASAPFERG:
Afghaneastern grin grin
It's like You want Fulani to do Round 2
The one wey dem give una today
U still never learn anything..

Afonja Slaves of Usman Danfodio and his descendants.

Politics › Re: Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by SultanOfPuna: 8:14pm On Jun 05, 2022
Oj
Politics › Re: Cpl Matthew Isaac Arrested For Dancing To Cult Song In Ebonyi Demoted by SultanOfPuna: 7:15pm On Jun 05, 2022
I know one boy that used to extort drivers
Few years he joined police
So he can fully extort without issues

If you are into drugs and dont want to get caught. You can become a drug enforcement officer.

Some people join Police force just to hide themselves from persecution as they can fully commit crime without getting arrest by fellow officers.
Politics › Re: 2023: Osinbajo Has Not Stepped Down — Campaign Council Tells Delegates by SultanOfPuna: 6:02pm On Jun 05, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Owo Massacre, Calls Government Clueless by SultanOfPuna: 5:57pm On Jun 05, 2022
Jok
Politics › Re: Explosion At A Catholic Church In Owo, Ondo Kills 50 Worshippers (Graphic Photos by SultanOfPuna: 3:34pm On Jun 05, 2022
Ok
Politics › Re: NDLEA Arrests 9 At Lagos, Abuja Airports, Intercepts Large Drug Consignments by SultanOfPuna: 3:19pm On Jun 05, 2022
If you want to destroy Drug cartels

Make Marijuana LEGAL

Then, everyone can grow it like flowers

But if you make it illegal

That means few people (cartels) have power of distribution and mad millions in profit.

By making weed legal ypu remove tge distribution power and finance of cartels.

So think deep,

Why is weed not Legal

The drug agencies and cartel dont want it to be LEGAL.

E GO SPOIL BUSINESS FOR THEM
KNOW THIS AND KNOW PEACE
Romance › Re: I Keep Having Erections During Gym Workout.. HELP by SultanOfPuna(op): 1:45pm On Jun 04, 2022
dawnomike:
It is not a problem... It sometimes happen

It is due to the blood rush being pump into your veins during workouts
How do i stop it
Romance › Re: I Keep Having Erections During Gym Workout.. HELP by SultanOfPuna(op): 1:33pm On Jun 04, 2022
Kollins11:
Ogbeni nothing do you jare.. What about me that walks around with an erect dick like person wey them curse.

Infact at work, gym, shopping mall, clubs even at Church my gbola is always on attention.

You should be happy because that's a sign or evidence of a good living.
One girl be dey eye me lowkey when she notice my boner. But the girl No fine undecided
Romance › I Keep Having Erections During Gym Workout.. HELP by SultanOfPuna(op):
Its been over 3 years since i last visited a gym
I started out this week, but i noticed thatt whenever i start gym and lift heavy weights suddenly my stuff becomes erects.

Whether girls are in the gym or not. It always happens.
And if a girl is there, it makes it worse
I have to find a way to be hiding my borner

How can i make this stop. Its getting embarassing
Politics › Re: Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu’s Fundamental Rights Suit Against DSS by SultanOfPuna:
Slava Nnamdi Kalu
TV/Movies › Re: Five Remarkable Moments From BBNaija S6 Reunion Opening Night (Photos) by SultanOfPuna: 10:21pm On Jun 03, 2022
Ok
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Blasts Reno Omokri For Comparing Her & Tonto Dikeh To Tinubu by SultanOfPuna:
The day i First meet Tonto Dikeh

At Sam Mbakwe Airport in Imo
Omo, that girl FRESH AND SWEET shocked

My prick just stand like Russian Missile
Ready to invade her Ukrainanus

Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Turns Confrontational As Buhari Keeps Aspirants, Govs In Suspense by SultanOfPuna:
Tinubu removed Oyegun from Chairman

Fast foward to 2022
Oyegun is about to serve Tinubu a Hot plate of Karma mixed with Ewedu and Amala.

Make Una give Tinubu Toothpick abeg

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