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Romance › African Magic Is Responsible For High Cases Of Rituals by SultanOfPuna(op): 10:34pm On Jan 30, 2022
Im talking about African magic Yoruba!!
If they show 20 movies a day
18 of those movies are about rituals.

African magic igbo and Hausa focus on traditional family drama. King and queen royalty movies. Thats all

But yoruba movies are about yahoo plus, rituals, make money schemes.. Whyhuh
Celebrities › Re: Mabel Makun: I Had 3 Miscarriages With No Medical Explanation – AY's Wife by SultanOfPuna: 9:49pm On Jan 30, 2022
A womans Womb is like a Bank
Men deposit sperm and wait till 9 months as their investment begin to accumulate and turn into a baby.

Miscarriage is when a tneif come and rob the bank. Or when your hard earned money is stolen by hackers. That is what miscarriage feels like.

May we Never marry a woman who's wombs is like access bank or Gtb bank. Amen
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Wants To Scam You - Sowore Tells Nigerians by SultanOfPuna: 9:39pm On Jan 30, 2022
Ok
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by SultanOfPuna: 9:22pm On Jan 30, 2022
My momzi just dey shout dey support Equatorial guinea. She want make dem win angry

She no know say i use all my money stake senegal to win

Travel › Re: Bus Jerrican-Made Fuel Tank Shocks Lagos Passengers (Video, Photo) by SultanOfPuna: 2:54pm On Jan 30, 2022
Ok
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by SultanOfPuna: 1:40am On Jan 30, 2022
I just dey waste odds for here

Brazil league too sweet grin grin

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by SultanOfPuna: 1:32am On Jan 30, 2022
GentlePEACE:
Slow and steady trade.

Telegram: @GentlePEACE2022

#GentlePEACE
How can you use 10k to play 1.2 odds
Which kind rubbish be this

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by SultanOfPuna: 1:25am On Jan 30, 2022
We thank God for a successful Saturday
This is the first time im booming 2 tickets on a a saturday.
We thank God for the wisdom
Because this betting we are doing is what Nostradamus was trying to do when he saw the future.
The ability to predict future events and watch it play out the way you expected has a Godlike feeling.
Cheers to all my fellow Nostradamus here

Celebrities › Re: Dowen College: I Hope Parents Withdraw Their Kids — Funke Akindele Reacts by SultanOfPuna: 7:54pm On Jan 28, 2022
Wahala For Rich People grin

Career › Re: Broke And Confused, I Need Your Advice. by SultanOfPuna: 7:29pm On Jan 28, 2022
arthurwillia:
Lol I laugh when I hear this prostrate before your mother not father to succeed.
Fallacy and nonsense
Chukwueze mother pray for am to succeed in afcon but na rubbish e Dey play
Mtchew make una no Dey talk they’d shii
Him no postrate, na why him fvck up.
How can you be standing like statue
When your mother is blessing you
He should have postrated infront of the mother instead of standing like a general while his mother was squatting down.
Thats a huge disrespect
Thats why the blessings no work shi shi
Celebrities › Re: I Was Surprised Whitemoney Visited Me - MC Oluomo Speaks (video) by SultanOfPuna: 5:44pm On Jan 28, 2022
Omodua:
MC Oluomo has his children overseas. They are all better than you. So,what's the fuss! Think more of your northern region which is in dire straits. Wars and poverty.
Needless engaging you further. You're a failure and irredentist.
You just described your father in that last sentence.
I will gladly come to the burial of all your children and wife and siblings. I will chop 1 plate of rice for each of them that die.
6 or more plates its ok. I will drink and merry on their burial day.
So please dont forget to inform me when your family start to die one by one this 2022.
Make sure you cook better goat meat on each of their burial. I no wan hear say my guys no chop that day.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: I Will Consult Lagosians Before Deciding On A Second Term by SultanOfPuna: 2:24pm On Jan 28, 2022
Ok
Career › Re: Broke And Confused, I Need Your Advice. by SultanOfPuna:
Go smoke some weed, calm down and meditate.
When you start getting High
Gently from your heart, Ask the Most High to show you the way.

Carry Dry Gin and pour on the ground for your ancestors.
Shout at them, tell them are they not ashamed that their generation are suffering. While they are 6 feet underground sipping dry gin.

Tell them to better sit up and use their powers to help their son.
If possible carry cane and flog on the ground 7 times. Your Ancestors go feel am

Lastly, postrste infront of your mother. Not father ooh, postrate to her tell her to bless you.
After she bless you.
Leave your home and enter the city. Dont look back when you are leaving home.

Once you do this, youre life will Change For Good
Celebrities › Re: I Was Surprised Whitemoney Visited Me - MC Oluomo Speaks (video) by SultanOfPuna: 12:59pm On Jan 28, 2022
Omodua:
Concentrate on your northern region where nothing works. Apart from insurgency and banditry. White money is apolitical and he is visiting stakeholders in Lagos state. MC Oluomo is one of them. So,it's not a matter of Ndigbo taking over Lagos state.
It shall not be well with you and your generation for promoting hate.
It shall be well with me and my family forever and ever
I pray your generations dont end up as Mc olumos slaves.
Celebrities › Re: Blackface Hints At Plantashun Boiz Réunion (Video) by SultanOfPuna:
Plantain Wey Don Spoil Finish

Celebrities › Re: Rosy Meurer Shares Throwback Pregnancy Photos by SultanOfPuna: 11:10am On Jan 28, 2022
What prick cannot do does not Exist
Politics › Re: Fashola Clears Air On ‘US-Nigeria Infrastructure’ Comparison by SultanOfPuna: 11:00am On Jan 28, 2022
Fashola, Be Healed in Jesus Name!!!!

Politics › Re: Tinubu In Court Over Corruption Charges (Throwback Picture) by SultanOfPuna: 11:00am On Jan 28, 2022
Ok
Celebrities › Re: I Was Surprised Whitemoney Visited Me - MC Oluomo Speaks (video) by SultanOfPuna: 10:56am On Jan 28, 2022
I see White Money Contest for Lagos State Governor
I see him winning with large votes

I see igbos takeover lagos state

This i have seen

Politics › Re: 2023: Peter Obi Set To Join Presidential Race, Releases Portfolio by SultanOfPuna: 10:55am On Jan 28, 2022
Peter Obi is better than Tinubu
Crime › Re: Corper Chidinma Oduma Acquitted A Year After She Murdered Her 'Rapist Boyfriend' by SultanOfPuna:
Totilopussylick:
Beautiful murderer kiss
You SImps are part of the problems we are facing in Nigeria

Romance › Re: I Forgive You by SultanOfPuna(op): 8:10am On Jan 28, 2022
Starlight252:
I have some observations regarding her eventual choice but since you guys are done already, stating them isn't really necessary anymore...
Since you've decided to take steps to reduce her place within you, you'll be fine eventually.
Just make sure you're doing it the right way.

By the way, is that why you turned to a sultan-of-puna?
I decided to become a playboy. That break up affected me tremendously. I have never been in love with someone like that. I had no idea that love can be this strong..
Thats why i decided not to love again for now.
Romance › Re: I Forgive You by SultanOfPuna(op): 7:55pm On Jan 27, 2022
Starlight252:
Sorry bro.
Don't you guys contact each other anymore?

You guys cut off any link of communication?
Her isreali parents didnt allow her to marry me. Because i'm african. What baffles me till this day is how nice her parents were to me when i was dating her. When i decided to take things serious. They convinced her to marry a jewish guy.
It was a tough period for us. Knowing fully well that the guy was well established in that region.
As a foreigner it was a huge challenge to convince her not to marry the rich guy.
All odds were against me
The jewish guy in turn used their local police to threaten and harass me. At the end i had to let go and she was forced to blocked me everywhere.
We havent spoken since then. Im better now but somewhere in my heart still ache to know how and where she is today.
Health › Re: Anti-cancer Advocate, Dr. Chris Ifediora Bags Chieftaincy Title by SultanOfPuna: 7:28pm On Jan 27, 2022
Ok
Romance › Re: I Forgive You by SultanOfPuna(op): 4:52pm On Jan 27, 2022
I created this thread as a way of therapy.
To let it go off my system. I never knew love can be this deep. I have tried everything to forget her from my mind. Its 5 years now and im still struggling to get her off my mind.
Romance › Re: I Forgive You by SultanOfPuna(op): 4:47pm On Jan 27, 2022
Starlight252:
No vex o bros
Wetin happen?
You don enter entanglement before ni abi you dey inside now?
My first girlfriend bro, my mind body and soul was in love. We were like twins our minds were deeply connected. The bond was magical. We actually believed that we must have been past lovers in previous lifetimes.
Because our 2 years together was like we reunited in this present lifetime.
Due to ups and downs of life. We had to split
Even with my financial success and everything. A part of me is aching to see her.
I heard she went back to isreal to stay with her mum after her dad married another woman.
Only a miracle will make us meet again.
I guess in another lifetime.
Romance › Re: I Forgive You by SultanOfPuna(op): 4:34pm On Jan 27, 2022
Those 2 years was divine and everlasting
The ups and downs of being a foreigner
The love that soared higher above all
Till this day i truly feel that we are soulmates

We made plans. But Life had other plans for us
It hurts it fucking hurts but i gats to move on
Romance › I Forgive You by SultanOfPuna(op): 4:28pm On Jan 27, 2022
I forgive you
I had to write this here so it can be registered on the cyberspace for children, grandchildren and future generations to know what really happened between us.

You came into my life like a fairytale, out of the blues we just meet. That was magical.
Your blue eyes, your mother from isreal your dad a real Slavic man. You are a mixture of 2 great worlds in one. A masterpiece

I still love you no matter what.
Chances are we may never cross paths again
I will forever cherish those 2 years together.

Thank you
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Talks About Bodyshaming, How Her Boyfriend Left After She Cut Her Hair by SultanOfPuna: 9:48am On Jan 27, 2022
Ok
Sports › Re: Gambling Has Turned Me Into A Serial Debtor!!! by SultanOfPuna: 2:25pm On Jan 26, 2022
Ok
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Is The European Golden Shoe & Who Has Won It Most? by SultanOfPuna:
This AFCON is proudly sponsored by African Voodoo

Travel › Re: Air Peace Deploys Two New Aircraft On Anambra Route by SultanOfPuna:
ThEGodFaThEr119:
Kudos to ndi igbo! As a confirmed Omoluabi guy from Igbęsa Ogun state i must commend the creativity, business acumen, entrepreneurial spirit of ndigbo and their never-say-die attitude towards life.
How I wish my Yoruba people will see the Igbos for who they are and try and emulate them, especially in business and creativity so that we as a people will put an end to "agberoism" and "owo mi da" attitude.
Once again, ndigbo I hail una o!
Make Una Build Flyover For This Man

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