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Haakeem:
Ur points are pointless sir!

That is what a kid will say,if a Phd holder in physics explians Archimedes principle to the little boy. Wait till you reach purbety. Then come back and read this post again.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
expect inflow of customers oo..
Cos my name alone attracts wannabe redpillers non stop..

The only thing your name will attract are drug dealers and EFCC
Fernadez from Mexico is Back with some crack
Was ur dad high on supply when he gave u that name?

Haakeem:
senceless post..

Truth is more bitter than bitter kola

FERNANDEZISBACK:
How about Wannabe redpillers no dey f**k up with their lack of intelligence ministry (W.R.N.D.U.W.T.L.I.M)?
That wan go make sense..

Im thinking of starting another ministry
Fernandez is a f00l forever ministry (F.F.F.M)

FERNANDEZISBACK:
These boys eh..woman matter dey give una steady headache..now your problem is too many women in church..
The way this boy dey make mouth online e no go too shock me if...

Im looking for available women to start my own ministry
Jesus No Dey Fvck Up Ministries (J.N.D.U.M)

My point is that women love sweet talk and promises.
The same way Devil was able to use Sweet talk to convince Eve to eat apple.
You see what i mean.
Thats why you will find plenty women in all types of churches

Sometimes i cant help but wonder why are there many women in the churches.

Then i remember back in secondary school how i used to sing westlife and craig david songs for girls and they will be blushing.
Some allowed me to fvck. But one thing i learned from that experience was that women love to hear sweet words.
If you are good at sweet talking, women go fall for u
Thats it, and thats what this pastors are doing.
Pastor say sweet words like
You will never be poor again.. women shout amen
Of course nobody wan poor
I have been to churches where 80% of the service is pastor giving sweet proclamations.
And majority of women jumping up and being moved by the sweet words.

Oyinbo say na Fantastically Corrupt

sarutobi:
Bro i have watched all these executions. I have a strong stomach but mehn sometimes after watching the executions i would want to vomit.

The eye removal with spool was done by CJNG (the most bloodthirsty cartel right now in Mexico).

For me its not the blood that gets to me. It is the screams the victims make. I started watching these videos as far back as 2012 and i can still hear the screams in my head till today. Also when they start to cut the throat you can hear the victims make a choking sound. This means that they are choking on their own blood! The cartel guys are nasty!

One boy was calling for his mother as they started cutting him.

Sometimes after cutting, the limb might not come off so they twist and use axe and you can hear the bone cracking.

There was this execution of a lady by a cartel where after they beheaded her you can still see her eyes move around. her eyes were moving around as they raised her detached head up to the the camera. The most brutal videos i have seen are: funky town, the Guerrero flaying, sponsored by Adidas and ghost rider in that order.

Disturbed reality does a good job of explaining it without showing the actual videos.

I will advise that you guys should not go and look for these videos cos it will mess you up and you might suffer PTSD. thankfully sites like bestgore have been taken down.

Those days i used to be hardcore
I will watch it and nothing will happen to me. Until i reached my breaking point after watching one cannibal video them cut someone heart while the person was alive.
U can see the lungs moving up and down while his eyes rolled back as he was having severe epileptic convulsions..
Mehnn those south americans are possesed by demons. That was my last gore video.
That one messed me up to the point i couldnt have erection during sex cuz my mind was fcked up with images of those executions

When i was in Australia,
I was undergoing my rough teenage years, i rember one if my aussie friends who is into metal rock music, showed me a website in the dark web.
This site uploads videos of live footage executions and torture between Loz catelz and Los Zeta. Two bloody rival mexican cartels.

My brothers and sisters, that site changed my life. Not in a good way
I saw footage of executions where they behead women, who are informamts. I saw footage of torture where the use spoon to remove the guys eyes while alive.
I can still hear his screaming when i thinkbof it.
The last video that made me sign out and funny enough its on youtube.
But the youtube version cuts out the execution
There is a video of live exectution of 20 rival cartel members.
They start cutting from their legs then cut the knees while the person is alive. Some of them dont even realise the pain due to high andernaline.
After that they use a blunt knife and behead them slowly so the pain can last long.
You can hear them screaming while blood guggling from their throat as they behead them

Its a 30 minutes video, 12 minutes of spanish talking then the horror execution begins.

Now i will NEVER advice my enemy to watch those videos. It messed me up for 1 year
I had to flush out all that horror i saw by watching cartoons.
But if you are still curious, there is a guy on yotube who explains these execution videos without showing it.
If this post get some like i will dtop his yotube channel here.
Mexican cartels are DEMONS

Edit:
i will never drop that site. Kids here might click on it.
For the youtube go and search
"Disturbed Reality"
IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IF IT DAMAGES YOUR PSYCHE. if you know you get soft mind i abeg no near that channel. It will mess u up!!!

Dear Father of Sylvester,
My great grand father who died 2001 always told us stories of how powerful their traditional "chi" or shrine was back in the day.

If you kill someone and run away back then.
All they need for justice was for the familes of the victim to swear infront of the shrine for justice.
Within few days, the culprits will die off.
They used it to settle land disputes, even the white man back who settled issues amongst indegenes will refer serious matters to the shrine.
Back then, they were less crimes. Because everyone feared the wrath of ancestors.

Now we have oyinbo court system, that we can easily bribe. Back then u can't bribe the gods.
To make matters worse, lawyers are wearing A Blonde White Mans Wig on their head. That is To show you court system is for white people
To get Real justice in Africa, Do it like our fore fathers did. Thank you

Thread go well

suffering:
Reno being here is not an achievement. The man is fully unemployed. The same as FFK who was nothing but a troll here. One past beauty queen was a steady troll here due to unemployment until she finally gave herself sense and realized this forum was a waste of a human’s life.

Abeg show me link of FFK and tge beauty queen nairaland moniker

Ok

Beebah2000:
Op, na your type plenty for nairaland. Una no get shame. Nonsense

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fati2001:
mtcheeee

247 post=109162394]You again brother gaybriel don run you street[/quote]SEE DEM SEE DEM
DEM DON COME BACK AGAIN OHH
Gaybriels of nairaland. At least una no put (f) for una moniker. Make una continue una gayism in peace
As long as you are not decieving us real men.

Romanoff:
Rotfl.

Babe, Drop ur whatsapp make we chat

Pumpumking:
^^^^typikal side efect of rejection
...so women are gay becoz they reject u...correct?...nigggger please,go backkkkto bed, i bed!!(no oofenese)

That thing you're smoking. Can you give it to Buhari so he can smoke and run mad like you

Ok

If you know any of them. Please tag them so we can avoid all these calamities from repeating itself

I dont have an issue with you been gay
Just say it and stop hiding it. Be proud of it and claim it.
What i hate is when you hide under (f) female tag on nairaland catfishing and decieving us men.
Imagine i have been toasting this fowl on nairaland thinking it was a woman.
I didn't know it was a gay guy disgusing as woman on nairaland with (f) moniker

We chatted on whatsapp and even talked about sex until i sent my dic pic. After recieving so much compliment on my dic pic i was so Hot thinking it is was a babe.
I arrange for video call. Only for him to reveal he is a gay guy
Omo i just dey vex...

blahc007:
Our parents used to say this proverb, it seems we have forgotten it so quick..
Goat wey no de chop yam, de folo goat wey de chop yam....u no de rest naa...

Your GF has friends who feels they need to cheat because they have feelings for other guys, or they feel what ever they feel....
Bros, any lady with self discipline is an asset...and your girl is...but she is about to loose it because her friends are loose ropes...
They talk about cheating when they meet, she is definitely going to start thinking about cheating...
thoughts turn to action.for as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.

Date and marry Godly ladies, una no go hear. well....

From a bro who have got some nasty experience with girls.

She has already cheated on the poor guy
Any girl that has hoes as bestie is a HOE

She is manipulating the poor dude
She has guilt feelings thats why she tells him about her cheating friends.

She wants to make the guy feel like she is innocent, like she is the righteous one amongst her friends exposing their bad habits
Its called Mind games
Now the guy will be thinking for this girl to tell me her friends secret that means she is honest with me.

She is just guaging his reaction to know how he will react once he finds out she has been cheating since behind his back.

If grown men can succumb to peer pressure from his clique of friends.
Then imagine how quick it is for women to succumb to her besties peer pressure.

Ok

Amos1423:
There are a whole lot of personalities if mentioned here on nairaland that you wouldn't dare imagine. I was kinda surprised when i saw a very big guest who came for interview use nairaland and he is even logged in oo.

I never knew my landlord was member of this forum not until we got to vibe together speaking about a whole lot of controversial issue BOOM! Nairaland came into the topic.

Make una Sha dey try respect unaself for here cause you fit insult your landlord play play Sha

Lmao

Vjkomoi87:
But he no dey do like that idiot dbull or wetin be him name

@dbull come and see

I spoke with a popular producer last weekend and he said something about how wizkid was a big fan of nairaland during his early days. And that wizzy still to this day frequent nairaland just to catch vibes.
I asked him if he knew about wizkid burner account on nairaland. He said thats personal

So wizkid, if you are seeing this, holla at your boy via DM. Show me love boss. Baba show me love, your boy looyal. Boss drop $3000 for me. Dm me.