₦airaland Forum

MrEgbegbe:

That's a big lie

The Army or Police don't give a fucck if you're tatted like Lil Wayne or Wizkhalifa

The police or Army didn't disturb people when tattoos where considered as a taboo in the 90's and early 2000, why would they give a fucck now that lawyers, Bank Managers, CEO, Army guys, Doctors all have tattoos in Nigeria

She's just naturally dumb

Why would someone tell you that there's a new law in Rivers state that bans tattoos and you decide to pay them 10k, it's just like saying that there's a law that bans wearing clothes in Rivers state

We can't take a girl who writes lives in Nigeria as "leave in Nigeria"

Ignorant lying girls

Na lie or na fake soldiers catch dem

benzene00:
80 tablets?


when 1 bottle of sniper could have done the job

u never ready to commit suicide

If d guy wan die e for don die siiiince. No need for fbk post. Dead man no dey announce him obituary.
Attention seeker.

Evinsco:
Guy your stupidity for nairaland don high oo....
Pastors are not my God...they speak....we listen and consult the bible for the truth...and if not there we discard.
They advise....we take it or leave it or argue it out constructively.
But brainless and senseless being like you...
When men of God speak......instead to go and search for the truth...they come over here and start chanting baseless accusations without fact to defend.
When they advise you and you don't buy it.....abeg dem put gun for ur head abi them seize ur property to accept the advise....why u come they wail like mumu.
You and your cohorts are the religious mugus...who lack common sense of judgement.
Mumulism just rule you my guy....just accept your faith.

Idiot, that's d extent to which religious mumuism has gazumped your literacy and beclouded your reasoning. Continue shogbor, awon eyan pastor, oponu sombori. He will say another one soon and you will come to tell us its another parable. Stupid gullible fool you are.
I will crybaby, i lack common sense of judgement. But u who has all d common sense of judgment call this sentence "if u get ur wife on fbk u'll lose it on youtube" a parable! Haaaa!!!! Jeeeeeeesu! You just belittled Jesus' teachings with that response. Do you even know what a parable is, mister-i-hear-consult-bible-and-if-not-discard?
Idiot upon fool. do u knw what Jesus used parables for? Teachings about the kingdom of heaven!!! So Jesus saw the pharisees and the saducees and the community and said if you follow the teachings of d pharisees you will lose the respect of the saducees abi? Or he said if you get an idol-worshipping wife you will lose her in a party? Come on! He gave us an example with Mary Magdalene! Advise dem, you can marry from there but know what you two are doing, not "you cant find your future partner on facebook because u'd lose her on youtube." what kind of rubbish tlk is that!?
See, go and read Mathew 23, that's d chapter that describes you and your pastors, you are a victim of their self-aggrandizement already.

Dongreat:
This is what you get when you put religion before normal thinking. You will think that a leader with massive followers will speak normalcy but no, he decide to put his personal, 1542 ideals on the head of his followers and I know most of his members met on Facebook. What will be their reactions now? Shame and regrets because their leader said its bad.
Facebook is a place to meet the good and bad and I have meet amazing friends their that assisted without seeing me physically. Couple have been blessed their and you will agree that many of those couple can be found in Nairaland.
Pastor please preach the gospel according to the Bible and don't dabble into technology. It's through same technology (Facebook) that you share your bank details for tithe and offerings.
Christians please this is 2017 not 1381.

Bros, divine mercy bestowed on you in Jesus name. Your dedication and hardwork will be rewarded by God's grace.

The truth is out there but most nigerians have shut their minds and donated their souls to religion and religious leader (not God). That's why our so-called leaders keep throwing it to our face that we wont do nothing.

Evinsco:
The man gave an advice.....so it is left for you to take it or leave it.......and if you are angry about his statememt....run go hug transformer...it a free world.
Only stupid and idiotic being will continue wallowing in pain over an advise that is left for an option.
So guy drink acid if you still find this compulsory.

Oloshi, ur mumuism is first class. He gave an advice and i should take it or leave it. You think i'm garbage in garbage out like your brainwashed educated illiterate self that parades his religious jingoism on nairaland instead of using your natural intuition and comprehension to discern the gospel truth and man up to idiosyncracy. We are not talking about a pastor being fake, rather about him spewing this trash your have decided to call parable, if that's how Jesus taught his parables do you think his apostles would continue his works and christianity survive today? Evaluate things, dont try and help a pastor justify his words, let him explain it maybe we'd see sense in it. Idiot, not all a pastor says is divinely said, they are humans too and have shortcomings. But no, your zealot self and others like you come to social media to defend ur gods and say God will punish the critics in the "touch not my anointed" phrase. Foolish you. Even Jesus in his time prayed to God to be corrected if he has in any way deviated from d message Ggod sent him, anbosibosi awon pastor ti en ko kiri, but your lot will say they are purer than the angels, eyin oloriburuku wonwon yi. May God open ur eyes in Jesus name. But guess what? He gave you will to choose right, all u need to do is pray to him, d holy spirit will abide in your heart, listen to it, and He will direct your will in the right direction, not this rubbish you are doing saying someone is speaking in parable. Parable kor lakasegbe ni

Next2Bezee:
because you are a disgrace to be nairalander

Shey u see urself, if someone is asking you to go and learn English you will say they are wicked. Don't continue embarrassing your father and mother and go & get certificate sharp sharp

Guy God go bless you, that Evinsco guy na fool. Everybody is just unnecessarily taking pastors as God now, not thinking to evaluate what they have said maybe it aligns with God's ways or not. The Evisco mumu is there talking about speaking n understanding a rubbish parable his brainwashed head has conjured up for him. Stupid fella, a disgrace to the apt use of the brain.
All this religious mugus, from today i ready for you all. I am a christian and God is the watchword. From today any of you that talks trash all in d name of your so-exhalted prophet-gods i will abuse you finish 1st and goan pray forgiveness from the one true God. Stupid lots you all are.
I repeat, Evinsco, you are stupid, go and report to ur pastor-gods and come back to nairaland, you will meet me here, foolish somebody. I hope God heal you quick of your religious blindness for His sake

Evinsco:
I read your trash and weep for your brainlessness.
The high propensity of weed you just took is now making you write in different languages....in which only fools like you can interpret.
Like i said....only the wise can interpret while the foolish and weed addict wallow in ignorance.

U wey get brain continue to use ur stupidness follow everytin shogbor, wise one. When people dont use their brains abd thrust it into d mouth of prophets thats why we cant move forward as a nation. We will forever regress until we stop taking what all dis ur good n yeye pastors say hook line n sinker. No nation becomes progressive in this manner.
Oloshi ara e, go ahead and meet her on youtube and fight her on facebook shogbor. Gbogboyin ti gba were mor esin, ee tieh fe gbor ti Olorun mo, pastor ni Olorun yin. Stupid ass people, o ti ya werey ori e ti gbale

Evinsco:
Well.....let give respect to whom respect is due......even if you can't respect him as a pastor...respect his old age,he senior most of you parents and he is more experienced on life issues than you are.
So let lay constructive criticisms without going biased on our opinion on this issue.
Me and you know what trends on Facebook....d slay mamas,slay queen,mhiz disand u knw that 95% of our girls want to feel belong,when they see their friends dressing unclad because of likes.
So i will take it that the man is just trying to tell you that you should be cautious and carefull when choosing your wife and not adviceable to pick from facebook.
So if you marry slay queen and d likes.....just be getting ready to be slayed when you later find her nudes/sex videos on youtube.
He that has hear let him hear......
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The post on twitter is like a parable.....only d wise can interpret.

Let me translate it for you in 3 languages:

Ori e ti daru, werey
U are crazy, mad man
Uhomwhon si'weh ma gba, Omemhen weh khin, Ozuo

Now that i abused you on nairaland, can i do d same to you on twitter? Do i know u on twitter?

Do i sound sensible to you now?
Does his parable sound sensible to you now?

patani:
That's. A Cuban cigar @OP..just pray you have the capacity to smoke that cigar in your life time (bought with you Money, off course)...Nigerians and holy crappie forming

Alaye swerve jere!? Wats so expensive about cuban cigar . You dnt need dat much money as u r makin it sound to buy it jere! Stop slavery mentality abeg
Somtin wey we guyz don lemb wella for abk

enemmo:
Always reacting.



Modified.

On this NL front page,this is the fourth post about Nigerians reacting.

Who do we blame?

Formally stated, Newton's third law is: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

So we should blame newton eh?

eezeribe:
Op,this is your second family issue on nairaland....
Are you the only married man on nairaland
Did you marry your wife on nairaland
Please stop congesting our cyberspace with your small family wahala.Thanks

kingphilip:
When their traditional leader de outside country de take selfies wetin you expect

The traditional rulers are always conduit pipe to peace in their various communities and any one of them that can't maintain that should take a bow please

This is becoming very very worrisome jare

God bless you for sayin this, you already spoke my mind. How can an oba be so nonchallant, gallivanting abt and attending comedy show lagos n abroad. There was an Ooni, now the throne has been bastardized!

dhardline:
That's a sad situation. But sincerely since you are there do you think India is richer than Nigeria?

Rich in terms of gini? We have to be specific.

In terms of governance? Yes
In terms of basic social amenities? Yes
In terms of hatred for each other? We dey same level, there is clan-to-class difference

Bros, the country is big and billions of people, development wont reach everybody at once but they're tryin a whole lot.
And the caveat is that both citizens and govt officials are dedicated to the cause: make India great. They look inward, produce inward and consume inward. Half of those indians you see in najia cant do the shit they do to us in India, dats y dey wanto die there, beta to be a king in a rich but corrupt n lawless foreign land dan be a nobody in India

Henryyy:
This dirty stinking indians too dey join racist gang Be like say dem don mad. On top that polluted slum?

Even the great USA and Britain have slums, let alone India. The India you call slum has almost country-wide near-steady power supply, citizens have govt-support programs, enormous part of govt budget is for scholarship finances and they keep creating more scholarships regionally for locals. Yet you refer to it as a slum. Well, what do i know.

Let's look inward, our government has failed us and will continue to fail us. I really don't know how we're going to get out of this mess

dhardline:
This is sad. How did we get to this point where negatives is what they mostly say about Nigerians outside the country. Only If our leaders didn't steal so much there would have been jobs and other provisions available here.

Brother, like i told someone on NL last week, you wouldnt want to know what these people think we are.
Let me give you two examples:
My 1st few days in India i had to be reporting to d security men @ d school gate because my ID wasnt ready yet, den one of those days d head of security asked me "they hang people in Nigeria?" i said "no", then he added "in India, we hang people". I got the message immediately!
Secondly: wen i was chatting with my lecturer b4 going to india, he had to speak with me and asked specifically: "do you do drugs and all other bad stuff? Because i know of my colleagues that regret having Nigeria due to drugs issues and i dont want to be a victim". I laughed so hard on d call but assured him.

Until i got here b4 i understood d extent of damage our peeps have done. Had some more experiences but i'm lucky in d city i am. There is no day i read the paper here without a report of nigerian caught with drugs and/or nabbed doing fraud (mostly online and telephone scam), and dis is a small city oo, now imagine what it'll be like in big cities like Delhi, Mumbai, kolkota, Chennai, Bangalore etc.
Dont be suprised that most of those people u see protesting are part of d problem, although we have to admit that there are also good ones and these suffer d wrath of d mob/citizens more. The bad ones know how to move v.well and only get caught by the police!

Nwachukwu1986:
Have played game of 390k one game cut am

We go hit dem surely

bsideboii:
Mehnn...the hustle is real!
Me from Edo,Benin.

Esan i be. Hustle is def real, but abeg no follow go desert @all, we go use our brain survive n bcome rich

sleepyeyez:
No. Come back to the village. We are waiting for you

Nigerians? We got no chills!

Nwachukwu1986:
Why them collect ur 5k

I use am try again but one cut am!

Most of my games wey lost (like 90%) na 1 dey cut am

Nwachukwu1986:
. To win well use soccervista.com

Na him i dey use oo. With small soccerway and sometimes whoscored.com to check injuries if d oda two no put am.

Me sef no play to win millions agn oo, lol.
Na mid-march i play last, i win 19k dem colleck 5k inside and i jus lock up since. I go try today.
I don choose marseille, Basel, zurich, roma, olympiakos and Crvena Zvezda, all straight win. Shld be 3points like dat.
U get one or two?

bsideboii:
Really! I was almost giving d nigggar a call.How does he manage to get those slips he posts in here? Photoshop?

Bros no try am abeg. Forecast ursef and win/lose with ur mind @rest.
Dats d ish, peeps dont knw how dey get it. I'll give u two ways:

1) they can get it from betting companies who generate it for dem. Lemme cite an example:
We dey area jejely dey look virtual oo #colour and pple dey chop dia 3h 1k 2k and odas dey lose o, naso one guy jus enta call d colours wey go show and hw e go show. Afta dat one e call numbas and dem show. He did it like 5times and all show. E kon dey show peeps bundles of money wey e don chop say make pple bring money d following mornin make dem wreck bet9ja (it was 7pm dat day). We jus dey laf gullible peeps but unluckily for him, he brought d poo to wia we dey watch ball dat nyt and we enta d guy, open mugu pple eyes and tell am say we go show but we go all dey dia togeda and we must win o! Bro, d guy quiet and need i tell u say e no show d following day? #badmarket
Na later d gameshop owner dey giv u d real tin say na from headquarters d guy from come! Na dem dey send dem, all na fixed!


2) photoshop (na dis one plenty pass), go to betting groups on bbm dem full there, na draw dem draw am, as long as dem sabi d config of dia sites #datsall

Which b-side u from come?

Nwachukwu1986:
Me I d play by His grace atimes I d win so make he chop shit. Even Satan can't give u correct score

Naso bro, we cant win all d time (but can only aim for it sha).
I don put stupid money in dis tin oo (i dont buy games tho) that it took so long for me to recognise wat works for me . Now i do it wisely, i use a certain amount (like 2-5k), play particular games and i get profit (double-quadruple mostly). Afta profit if dem chop my next capital i just withdraw and wait again for some time for d 'easy' games to come along . I sha must take @least half (if not all)of d my money spent back, dats d target

sisisioge:
mine happened within the last two years or so. Fell in love with Jergins body cream ni...it moisturizers but darkens. Its been hard to let go of the hydros for colour. Anyways, my darker shade makes my already white teeth more charming when I smile. One can't lose it all nau

#cantloseitall

Well, i cant pin down d cause of mine oo. i only knw it started afta i returned frm doing gce @ a village in oyo, some 15yrs now. mosquitoes bit me like kilode in dat town oo, i wee neva forget dem rara

Nwachukwu1986:
I bet u if that guy knows his onion he could have used 100 to win 30m in nairabet. By now he ought to b driving latest rx 350 that worth 20m

Dats d ish, he doesnt knw d onion leaf, talkless of d onion gangan. He's jus an average scammer looking for his next fuel money

sisisioge:
He said my blackness hit him unawares.


I had a dude that was introduced to me by a friend. We were all in school together but we didn't meet though he met my sis and knows every other person except me. Guy has seen a gazillion of my pics and thought I wasn't as dark as I am(no be say I over dark o). Anyways, when we eventually met...his eyes were roving on my face like a surprised monkey. I was like "dude what's up" he was like "babe your blackness just hit me unaware". Chai! I bursted into uncontrolled laughter though it was kinda embarrassing.

I grew darker in this age that everybody is getting whiter...still don't know why.

U're not alone on dis oo, i jus got darker with age, like kilode!? When i see my pix as a lil man i jus smh and vex small

Nwachukwu1986:
Why not use this ir art run down nairabet ny winning everyday

Thanks ooo, naso dem dey do. Liars dem be, i don jam several of dem online and live. All he needs to do is play his two correct score with 5k and he wont need to come seeking who to defraud again if he's so sure about it

luckyj51:
Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art. open pic to view fixed match won

Guy gtfoh with all ur bs lies!

Peeps dont be fooled, na lie things. You'd call him and he'll tell u to send dough 1st, den he'll send you game wey be say if u see am sef u go jus laugh because e go spoil even b4 1st half end. Thieves!

ztanleechima:
it once happened in high school, the boy said i talked, i gave it a nudge, HE THEN PLAYED THE AUDIO Record!!!. The rest is history..
Lemme come and be going.

Come and sit here, take this chilled pepsi settle down...
... oya temme wat u hear on d audio record

SNOWCREAM:
hahaha, thanks bro. I hope I've been a solid example of how to catch fish on Nairaland? lol. Now goan do greater exploit, catch bigger fishes till your net tear


Na joke o

Now u don fvck up! See as u just take 'fish' spoil all ur good work!
Aswear if i be zarzar i no go entertain any kinda tryn to knw me shit cos u jus gav ursef d 3800 guy motive.
Respect ursef and jus keepthechange

ekanDamie:
lol. to u, yes it was a friendly chat. aswear d niggar already told his family he has found a wife from nairaland. just wait, his kinsmen will PM u instead.

AyamConfidence:
ZarZar and SNOWCREAM iffa slap the both of you Ehen...chat on this thread again and see the work of slap

See jealousness, see painment

Is it ur chat?
Is it ur profile?
Is it ur thread?
Is it ur FP?
Is it ur Nairaland?

emmaokw:
it started as a blind date. we talked on phone everyday for 2-3 months. on d day we eventually met she freaked out just because I look way younger than her.. so she told me she would be arrested for child abuse...lolz. though it wasn't funny on that day but now we still joke about it especially during intimacy.

I still wonder if its a blessing to have a younger face or a course

Yes its a course, FACE 418