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adioolayi:
new word... recidivist... Thank u

Bros hwfar nw, u see hw ur Yoruba brother dey disgrace una? And toyin bin shout oo say egbegbe na thief we dey shout d poor girl to "shut up" say she bitter because d money-man ditch am ... she was right all along

NgeneUkwenu:
It will be a massive flop!



Buhari has shared 2.1billion dollars as bailout to 24 states.

Recently he shared another 388billion naira.

Let's ask out Govs questions

Exactly what i've been thinking/saying since 2015 wen buhari first gave bailout funds oo! God bless you.
States are sovereign, so buhari cant interfere in their affair unless there's serious security threat, therefore governors are doing anyhow.

If all states can act normal, then the enormousity of the load on the FG's neck would drastically be reduced.
Instead of focusing on the FG and Buhari, we need to hold the states accountable and protest against them everyday until their state assemblies and governors start doing the right and d right tin always.

Thank you

collabo4me:
maybe u did not go through what they said. b4 u comment. Pls try & clean ur sweat b4 u read & comment.

Collabo i hav cleaned and overcleaned and re-read, i still see the same thing sir. Kindly tell me what i dint see or misinterpret. Thankiu sir

So Mr Speaker of Ogun State assembly, what will happen to the commercial and arts-related courses there, they will become technology too?

Like education science tech? Business tech? Mass communication science? Accounting tech?

Do these people even stop to think at all? You cant finance mapoly, yet you wanto turn it into a university where money to maintain sef is a problem not to talk of salary palava. The courses nko? Well, it is well.

I hope ministry of education and NUC dont take the usual bribe and turn a blind eye to this abnormality, thousands would be negatively affected.

PS: i'm not against ogun state having another university, but the OOU they're running has enough problems for them to try and solve already.

It is well, Happy new month fellow nairalanders. I wish us all a positive month in Jesus name, Amen.

salabscholar01:
You have one job.. but you will not do it right... Barca, kindly see the unreal pictures from YOUR reknown player

I remember dat game, uefa champs league semi-final 2010 second leg @CampNou. I've always disliked Sergio Basquets for his antic before that game, but afta the incident that got Thiago Motta sent off, i hated him and continue to do so till tomorrow. I don't know hw a player (generally, barca as a cheating club) will want to reduce their opponent to 10men so that they can start playing their rubbish tiki-taka. Unsportsmanlike, and that's the main reason why i'll never agree to that barca side as the best of all time, nor will i see guardiola as a great coach (like i told people some 2yrs ago, his coming to england will really prove my theory that he is no genius, just a normal good coach filled with numerous flaws which xavi, messi and iniesta helped him to hide v.well).
Jordi Alba is second on that list, he was initially good but for the past 2 seasons he is now more concerned about starting a fight and faking injuries than rekindling his abject performances.

RUBBISH PLAYERS!!!

jejemanito:
I think at this point the political encyclopedias on Nairaland need to explain how on earth these Trump calls are moving swiftly

I thought in a DEMOCRACY the executive, legislators and the judiciary must align before decisions can be SIGNED into law

Ayam not understanding again o

The president can suspend (pseudo-cancellation) a law by executive order to rediesign or re-draft it. The new draft will then pass through the house for ratification which amounts to amendment of that existing law or replacing it with a new one if the congress passes it.

raphead:
Just in, Trump just fired the director of ICE too.

He did not sack him sir, the guy was stepped down to allow someone else act while he goes back to his deputy director post. People sha!

kateskitty:
Ok so my fiancé and I are back together after much argument but I have since seen how what caused our problem was serious and decided to change my ways. However, we now have a new problem.
So I was reading this blog post by some marriage counselor and it was about something like things to do with your spouse before you get married to know just how strong your bond will be. And what caught my attention was about shaving, it said that couples should be comfortable with shaving each other.

So I asked my fiance if he could shave me "down there" and to my greatest surprise he said and I quote "you no get hand"
I always thought that my fiance was the one who loved more between the both of us, but I'm beginning to doubt that.
Now I'm not too bothered about him not wanting to shave me "down below" but he is now begin defensive, asking me why would I ask him to do something that disgusting and if he is a barber.
This got me pissed and we are no longer talking.

My sis did it b4. All d school money pops gave always gave her she packed it all and gav for her bf to travel . Guy reach there and absconded Sis'sweared' for him and he got deported
She later claimed she still loved him, got engaged to him, now has 3kids and d guy has now re-traveled out bt dis tym he's doing normal.......
....story of d life of my twin sister #WeGiveGodAllThanksAtTheEnd

1 - Daniel Sturridge (weird dance)
2 - Cristiano Ronaldo (i'm in charge!)
3 - Mario Ballotelli (why always me)
4 - Didier Drogba (i've done it again!)
5 - Wayne Rooney (boxing KO @etihad)
6 - Robbie Keane (acrobatic displays)
7 - Olivier Giroud
8 - Sergio Kün Aguero
9 - Diego Costa
10 - Totti (selfie afta scoring in Rome derby)
11 - Luca Toni (the phone's ringing, i cant hear u enough)
12 - Luis Suarez (kiss two of his fingers b4 running off)
13 - Robert Lewandowski
14 - Jamie Vardy (the party celebrant)
15 - Alexis Sanchez
16 - Obafemi Martins
17 - Bafetimbi Gomis (my best goal celebratn, the panther!)
18 - Messi
19 - Gareth Bale
20 - My one and only ALAN SHEARER

9jakohai:


Slovenia is a former part of what used to be Yugoslavia. It is bordered by Italy, Croatia, Austria and Hungary.

Melania Trump is from Novo Mesto, Slovenia.

And yugoslavia used to be part of what?

Thecassanova:
Op the only time you have mind HIV is before going for the test trust me. I did mine today unknowingly, was weak so when for checkup so my Dr wrote it has RVP or so I didn't even know it was HiV test I woulda tear the paper begin they jodge home.

Only for the test to be done and they fill in the form with other things as Protein, Glucose, Hiv, all Negative. I just they look the dr like "u be bad belle na wetin u wan do bdis" lol

Trust me OP do the test, all is well.

Na almost similar case with mine yesterday oo, bt because i be microbiologist i code and d guy wey take me go d lab + d one wey do am were very non-challant about it lyk " no be big deal guy", and dat alone calm my nerves small. But as d strip dey read na all d wrong waka-waka i don do siiince dey rush come my head. Glory to Jesus sha, i be -ve

Sacluxpaint:
Trust me, you are not as scared as me, but did mine last week after a 2 year break, and I was super negative, I am not promiscuous but you never know. Have a deep breathe, pray, then be prepared for the worst! With him medication you can live healthily without spreading the disease to your partner. Overcome your fear, just do it. Prepare your mind for the worst. Nowadays I feel confident going for blood test . Besides if you are circumcised, you have a lower chance getting HIV.

Never did mine since forever, na my fiancée result i dey take giv myself hope oo . but i was forced to do it yesterday (d med guys just uproot me go lab and b4 u knw it dem pierce my hand and b4 i knew it, na hiv test we dey watch so! ) and it was negative! Oh boy, see joy!!! I feel lyk doing thinx i don leave for a long tyme now!

sircrabo:
I don't give a Bleep ... I don't give a Bleep everywhere on NL. Too many kids here

Read my pix, grannie

sauceEEP:
We survived the garri era,
We survived the endtime era,
We survived who you epp era,
Surely we must survive this "I don't give a Bleep" era....

Sombody pls help with dat olosho meme abeg

Billyonaire:
I give a crazy wet fucck right about now!

Eyyaaah! I almost gave a fvck oo, but on 2nd thought i decided against it... sorie man

Billyonaire:
I need me a house at Accra, Ghana's President-elect, unlike Buhari has started assembling his 'rocket science' team. I think it will be sunshine in Ghana. I am fuckingly tired of a country that you will invest 200 naira hoping to gain 20 naira, on the course to selling, naira lose value, inflation sets in and 20 naira becomes 10 naira and 200 naira becomes 10 naira, and I end up losing half of the value of my money. It is getting too annoying, I am declining on the wealth index on no fault of mine. Using Forbes Parameters for wealth evaluation. I have lost a lot alone in value due to lost in value of naira. You all have lost too except you basically measure yourself in naira which is silly. World reserve currency is dollars so measure your worth in dollars and observe the damages Buhari does to you. This is reality. I do not hate the President but I am fuccking upset.

So bottomline is that u giv a fvck?

maberry:
I have nothing to say

But do u have a fvck to give?

temmyt20:

U no tlk oo

passyhansome:
This Wizkid ehnnnnnn

#starboy

temmyt20:
Fire outbreak currently in sterling bank abeokuta, along Oke ilewo. Kinddly take alternate route cos of hold up.

Na inside opic u dey so, like 5th floor... na techmahindra u be?

passyhansome:
I thought Wizkid was on Bed rest, He attended Headies, Pespi Rhythms unplugged, and now quilox, mean where is Oritse femi?

The guy even dey shrine on Sunday nyt, dey blaze him smokes and he open bar for everyone... one bottle of ur brand each

D 1st girl on d left, i think the hand across her body is not hers, diff colour from d right hand holding d glass bottle.

AloyalNigerian:
It's cold. Are you sure you don't need a company?

Go to CAC and register d company 1st

Bigsteveg:
The guy can lie ehn, I stopped believing him long ago. It was fun growing up in ib

I just love d guy voice n energy.

Even Larry izamoje sef dey lie back den, na d guy lie pass sef!

agrovick:
Immanuel College at samonda right?

Yep