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ZeeBaba17:
Hmmmmm....Tekno to rap? Rap genre have suffered. someone who cannot string two or three consistent lines in a song now wants to rap, anyway na naija we dey where mediocrity is hailed

well said

mosho2good:
LOVE YOUR MARRIAGE:

Once, a man returned from work and found his wife cooking. She gave him a sweet kiss.

They were so happy. While they were at the dinner table, the woman's cell phone rang, a message from her friend who wished her good night.

The husband saw the message and got upset, and he did not talk about the matter with his wife and went to the bedroom without having dinner.

The woman looked at her husband and thought: No! You are not right! Are you bothered by a simple message? I will not go after you, you are not a kid.

The woman had her meal and went to bed. The couple had angry sleep and turned their back @ each other that night.

At midnight, the wife was sweating with a lot of fever. She is not able to talk. She touched the husband’s back. He responded with dont bother me attitude, removed his wife’s hand.

The woman without more air, died of heart attack.

In the morning, he woke up, took a bath and prepared his things to go to work.

The wife was still in bed, then the man looked at her and do not think it is very good, but ignored her with the thought of: I will not speak to her, until she does it first!

Then, he dressed up, had breakfast and went to work.

In the afternoon, when the husband returned home, he brought a beautiful watch that he loved for his wife.

When the husband arrived home, he was happy, he is going to give that precious clock to his beloved wife and tell her how much he loved her, how much he was in love with her and would give her many kisses.

Then, he opens the door and goes to the kitchen, because he was ready to surprise his beloved with a big dinner, but he sees that the breakfast was still there; then he thinks: she is still mad at me !!!

The man goes to the room to leave his briefcase, and sees that the wife was still in the bed lying in the same position.

Scared, he goes to her and something tells him she was dead.

The husband cries, cries a lot and more. He screams in despair, because the wife was dead ...

Reflection:

The time is too short for fights. Know how to take advantage of it.

Take good care of your partner! Love your wife or husband, give him pampering, fill her with kisses, tell her how much he loves or loves her, of love and love !!!

Because time never waited for anyone. Above all do not be proud in love and solve everything, do not go to bed angrily.

Stop and think: If you do not want to put pride aside and solve things, the consequences can be irreversible. Sometimes, we have to sacrifice for love; there are no perfect people, there are real loves willing to sacrifice for that love! .

Communication between couples is always very important, when they have had something difference or discussion, try to solve it before going to sleep. I will not tell you that marriage is honey, that you will never see problems that is a lie, and whoever says that he never fought with his partner is a liar, but everything has a solution except death.
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Share to all loving couples you know.

Na which kain rubbish movie be this? Who be the stewpid scriptwriter?!

seunmsg:
I already addressed another ignorant poster like you on what transpired in the US congress under Obama. Look up the post on this thread and educate yourself properly.

I beg to differ, I think you are the ignorant respondent here because the laws that govern their congress is different from that which governs our national assembly.

USA Congress House laws states that the party with majority representatives elect the speaker, while in their senate the vice president of USA is the senate president while the majority leader stands in for him in his absence.
Now, about the events during Obama's tenure: republicans won 63 more seats at the mid term elections and became the majority party. Therefore, based on their LAW, democrat Nancy Pelosi had to step down for republican John Boehner. This was a massive setback to the Obama administration as the typically conservative republicans stifled many Obama bills and it came to a standstill when the government had to shut down for 16 days because congress failed to pass obamacare while Obama too would not yield to their demands, leaving many civil servants of affected agencies with no work and therefore no pay for that period.


In Nigeria, however, senate and house rules states that the candidate (senator and honourable) with the highest number of votes regardless of party affiliation becomes president but the traditionally, the majority party always has its way. However, if other parties have the number to come together and defeat the majority party's candidate, then their choice will be the senate president, and that's what happened with the Saraki case. He took his APC goons and agreed with PDP senators to give him their support in exchange for the vice president position. They hatched the plan overnight including forming new house rules, fooled the Tinubu-Buhari click, got the number to form a quorum and executed their plan to perfection. And house rules, which is a legal document that has backing in the Nigerian constitution, states that only a two-third vote by members can remove the senate leadership.


I do understand the fact that we can't continue to run the cycle of tricks, however, we have no choice in this case but to wait till the next senate is being inaugurated before we can correct this mistake as any attempt to do otherwise will only continue to cause chaos and the international community will, in one way or the other, sanction us if democratic values are rejected for a dictatorial approach.

So go figure, Mr. Intelligent.

seunmsg:
There can never be peace in the Senate chamber until saraki is removed. A minority party cannot lead the majority, it is against democratic best practises all over the world. Saraki himself his aware of this obvious truth but he's shamelessly holding the country to ransom due to greed and insatiable desire for power. He either resign honourably or be impeached by simple majority.

What are you saying gaaan? In the USA, Republicans controlled the house, did Obama, a democrat, tell Americans Ryan must leave before he delivers good governance?!!!

Nigerians and their dictatorial democracy.

MakeNigeriaGrea:
You think the owners and boards of Twitter are as stupid as your generation and parent to verify a fake account. Foolishness is your family inheritance.

Savagery!!!

Same video, two stories. Bloggers on nairaland no go make heaven #scam #lies

solite3:
Amen
Thanksgiving to my Lord and saviour. As I was worshipping the Lord some time ago the Lord made me understand that he is the one that keeps sin from over running the earth. whenever I worship or spend time with the Lord and his word I feel his pressence, brother this world is so empty and dark I feel for those that don't know the Lord.
God help us to spread the gospel round the world

Only God knows, but I think if Jesus had not come to die for our sins and continuously forgive our sins due to the unending mercy in His resurrection, what happened to Soddom and Gomorrah might have been our fate... or rapture could have come already.
I Thank God for His unending mercy and unflinching grace, and bountiful blessings which are enough for our lives.
Hallelujah!!!!!!!

AnanseK:
And into the ocean? At least he could have chosen a lesser evil.

Which is?

xyz

googlelove:
Mention me if you can write football articles like this.

I just sent you a mail. Pls, Kindly reply to discuss on WhatsApp. Thanks

Lagbaja01:
Iya aladuke de o ah.....abolode fe e loju!

E maa bami ka lo, E maa ba wa kalo
E maa wa leyin mi, E sha maa wa leyin oga wa
Eyin t'Ilu Eko nko, eyin t'Ilu Eko nko
Awa t'ilu Ibadan, awa t'ilu Ibadan
Eyin t'ilu Osogbo......

I am one who hates player coning the referee to win crucial penalties or score phantom goals... VAR has made me enjoy my football once again. Now I watch, knowing that if a player tries to do something out of order in the box, VAR go catch am.
Oh! And VAR helped us to see the beauty of Davidson Sanchez's tackle on Saido Mane yesterday to win the ball while Mane simply fell like a pack of cards looking for a penalty which VAR correctly denied... best tackle of the tournament!

Hawtbae:
yea

But pls don't ignore my message ma'am. Passionate plea before sending it

Hawtbae:
Fine man. Imagine me and this man pikin. lol. the baby's gonna be cute as heaven

Your signature made me smile. True words.

folake4u:
Who you epp by Olamide

Benin/Edo boys slang since time immemorial. Mtchew

Sofrosh:
Floccinaucinihilipilification

I see you... Bad Words #movie

kingkakaone:
The white man's love for sport is beyond trophies and winnings, it is pure passion that is why u will see a relegation club still having a packed stadium in the EPL and bundesliga.

Roma knows that Nigeria is not even among the best 15 teams yet they are supporting us out of love and passion for the game instead of going for favorites like Brazil, Germany or Belgium.

In Nigeria, glory hunters will be insulting others for supporting smaller clubs and even call u all sort of names.

Look at Man city that had no fan in 2005 now have some fans that will be insulting others supporting Arsenal, Liverpool, and co.

I remember the look at the face of 2 of my colleagues who support Man united when I told them I am supporting Newcastle in the EPL.

Nigerians don't understand what passion is in football that is why they decamp to the winning side every season.
For the record, if u are a Man u fan, Arsenal fan, or Chelsea fan please don't quote me to talk rubbish because u know what happened to u when we met this year.
Imagine a club who just came from relegation beating the former champions when they needed the win, An Arsenal team and a Man united team who played champions league football this season.
It is no fluke, it is joy to see those heavyweight fall by our sword.

Been a Newcastle fan since summer 1996

Late Prof. Inyang Akpan (Microbiology, FUNAAB), a renowned enzymologist cut off in his prime ... and my role model as a researcher.

pedrilo:
Reminds me of my ordeal with a female in d same abj.
I fell in love with a colleague, we started out as friends. She always asked for financial assistance and I do sort her out sometimes.
On a certain Friday after work, she asked me to buy yam, potatoes and onions on my way to her crib cos we planned seeing after work and my place is very far from hers.
Got to her place past 8pm wit her yams etc, we both went out to buy fuel for her gen which I paid for, then returned to her place, ate togeda and started gisting.
At exactly 11:46pm, she asked to know wat time I intend to go bak home and I was surprised!
This babe changed it for me and said I cnt pass the nyt in her house. I was beyond embarrassed!
I called a friend to come n pick me wit his car and he did.
I left her place with few drops of tears. I was seriously hurt.

Bros give us part two....
What was your mode of friendship after that night?

Some ladies get mind sha. But me o, I go don clear the babe say I dey stay over, so if she say no I go don knw time I go Waka dey go my crib #lobatan... I no get body for embarrassment

phemmyfour:
Eni ri nkan he

To fe ku pelu e

Owo Eni to ti sonu (Leo) nko?!!

Yoruba I hail thy language and proverbs

safarigirl:
ya....it's a slang

Mobb Deep

livelymatilda:
WETIN DO EDO OOO?

I be Edo oooo, if u na Edo it's wonderment for me, maybe na y my blood jus dey hold back to join issues with u

livelymatilda:
OK COOL

Livelymatilda, u na Edo person?!!! Oooooosanobua na'baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nelll2:
One thing like that disgracing its entire lineage has been banned.
I was even thinking na machine sef not knowing issa tool..

Mtcheewp highly disappointed

I don report him second moniker too, hope it gets banned too, toxic fellow like his/her cee c.
Na dat caps lock guy be my next target mk E sef chop ban mk peace n non-toxic laughter reign for dis thread

frankIzuchukwu:
Is she really a virgin

Hahaha #rotfl baedman!!!!!!!!

Akthedream112:
WHY ARE "RIVER NIGERS" ANGRY WITH CEE-C BECAUSE SHE IS A VIRGIN?

ALUM DON CHEAP FOR MARKET NA

WHY ARE YOU PAINED THAT ALEX ABORTED AT 16. SHE HAS MOVED ON!
WORRY MORE ABOUT YOUR CEE-C'S MENTAL STATE, HER EVER-PISSED MOOD AND ANGRY DEMEANOR (EVEN WHILE ASLEEP). SHE NEEDS YOUR PITY AND WORRY MORE, NOT ALEX.

Akthedream112:
LOL...I DONT DISLIKE ANYBODY.. JUST THAT ALEX DOESNT EXIST IN MY CALCULATIONS... I DEAL WITH POTENTIAL TOP 3 HOUSEMATES... NOT SOME NOISE MAKERS.

But you have been deducting her in your calculations na, is that not her being part of your calculations?

safarigirl:
my brother

Miracle is Personality goals.....I see why he can be pegged as boring. The guy does not even give room for drama, it is a disadvantage in a reality show reputed for drama, amongst other things

The romance drama nko? Is dat not drama? The friendship acts with Tolex too nko? Abi must everyone shout like Alex or be bitter like Cecilia?

suco01:
Dotun i hope our certificate is ready. 3yrs no cert. useless school

Part time or full time?
If part time... maybe
If full time... impossible! Ex-students apply to collect almost every day, go for yours too!

pojophilius:
water bambam

More like "teddy bam bam" or "toilet bam bam"