₦airaland Forum

ZarZar:
Lol, I already know that not all Yorubas have tribal marks. I've lived with them before in the same apartment building. I think I've seen only one with tribal marks actually.

I'm from the Cape, a place called East London & I'm from the Xhosa tribe...think Nelson Mandela.

Shosholoza, Shosholoza!
Kulezo ntaba
Stimela Sipum'e South Africa!

SNOWCREAM:
Oh little wonder, I felt you have a demeanor foreign to a Nigerian , I'm a Yoruba guy, the ones called "Afonja" by those Igbos You should have come across those terminologies if you're regular on here

And oh I do like South Africa, I only don't like xenophobic people

Maaaaaaaa Nigga!!!

SirWere:
NCAN South- West.




Report for Mission!


I repeat, report for Mission!!

adepeter26:
Lol.. Abi.... Anyways I dae greet sir

Sir? E joor e ma pami oo. Me too i digwe sir

sirusX:
Despite what happened, I am not happy with this statement...especially looking at someone as a person that doesn't matter cz you had an education

Dis reminds me of my time at d nysc camp in ekiti. One idiot corper guy exhibited his stupidity by downgrading and denigrating a young helper girl who comes to male hostel to do chores for a few quid. Being som1 who hates pple looking down on d unprivileged i tore into d guy mhen. And few minutes later wen i found out d girl is a poly student hustlin school fees, i charged for d guy and it took soldiers intervention to free d guy from my wrath. Was nearly sent home but the idiot got d message and never did anyhow again.

Why ddid i say all dis? Some people just get to an unknown place and think they are better than everyone there and they loud it, not knowing they are the stupid ones whos attitude will definitely haunt and hurt them at some point in their lifetime.

adepeter26:
None of the above. But am a Medical laboratory scientist

Medical microbiologist/pathologist

I try small

adepeter26:
I seem not to understand why you listed the above

Guessin ur discipline bracket based on d english register used in ur comment

adepeter26:
Hahn, you know serious oooo I'm not Gay. And even if em to be, nA this man wey look like autoclaved forceps I go follow

Doctor?
Nurse?
Physiologist?
Pharmacist?
Biochemist?
Microbiologist?

RobbStark:
Synthetic house, like their rice you said, wat about their fone especially the one you used in typing the above.

Not everything is fake cos it is Chinese or came frm China.
They produce quality stuff too you know.

They produce QUALITY all round, but our business people come here and tell dem to giv them inferior and factory default products so that dey can make overprofit... we r naija pple, most of us will accept it as we r given. We dont complain, jus grumble 4 mind.
God will deliver us the day we decide to collectively use our brain for good

Olafashion:
If this boy doesn't die by hanging. Or you let him go free The whole constitution will not prosper!!

Which constitution

Naija has been on auto-pilot since 1977

Waspy:
Try BTSports 1 on Mobdro on your android na

Na ontop laptop i fit watch. My fone na oldskool. Help pls

Biko i need online link to watch dis match. Anybody knows a genuine one or two?

Thanks for d help in advance

Macelliot:
The did. The knew it Spiritually. So Scientist are doing the Research physically...
Science without Religion is lame, and Religion without science is Blind. - Albert Einstein(world most intelligent scientist).

Galileo was silenced because of dis!
Initially he was supported by the church but when he presented his findings to the church b4 going public they had to 'punish' him and also withdrew support for him.

The church knows that science is close to it, and if science solves just 1/10th of the world's mysteries then religion will have to make way for "scientism"

Explorers:
A lion licking a frozen block of blood to keep cool during a heat wave in Australia.

Lion's own ice cream

Mujtahida:
Maria, stand up and kiss me.

I bet u gonna miss me
U need me believe me
Maria shut up and kiss me
U crazy and it turns me on and on...

Explorers:
Willie Nelson’s guitar after 48 years of use.

Yea. Willie never lets it out of his sight. I'm a huge fan

perfectgen:
I see Leonardo di Caprio as a very expressive actor; it has to do with the roles. Try and watch 'catch me if you can' and 'wolves of wall street' then you may change your theory that he is only good for love movies.

Add The Revenant to the list!

Nukualofa:
yes

What!!?
Rotfl
Lwtmb
Lmfao

Zuma dey beat Xenophobia komot him brother body

Nukualofa:
Do you promote hate even on your birthday

Abeg dat pix na jacob zuma?

Only one way brethren: practice what the word of God says, not what they think!

As God's servant u have just one job- to serve him n his purpose- no self aggrandizement.
Thank you

okonja:
hahahaha, na law of Karma be that

okonja:
Looking forward to when I will visit mine as well;

Bisola Nursery & Primary School,
No 44B, Alafia Street,
Igbona area,
Osogbo, Osun State

My own primary school don liquidate n foldup. I kuku beef d proprietor sef so i no even sorry for am. I go win competition come with correct prize but na exercise book u see giv me!

izzou:
Lol

What has Buhari got to do with this?



The babe funny sha

Some Nigerians will still blame buhari if they sleep comfortably and on their beds!

izzou:
You are beautiful, but you typed this without a brain

*faints*
We no get chills for dis naija rara... see abuse, she typed without brain!

TippyTop:
.
Time to hit Onoghen, Apostle Suleman's narrative has lost its lustre.

I tell u bro, u hit d nail from d head to d bottom

sarrki:
You are right Kofi Annan can't be in Abeokuta

The man there is Annan Kofi

lwtmb

ddippset:
I said it before, today is march, Fayose has seen that another Christmas is fast approaching and Bubu has refused to die because his life is in God's hands not wailers. 2018 beckons, the man is looking for soft landing on vita foam. If he likes let him visit sultan of sokoto, his crimes are too many.

Why do u think PMB took a long vacation? Buhari is staying alive because of this guy, 2018 is here already, afta he can go on permanent travel.

dsmooth1:
dat maks us two

Three

mantosa:
Fisayo wrote it & Al Jazeera deem fit to carry it right?

Don't also forget Al Jazeera's readers that cut across globally.

I'm actually quite disappointed if you say Fisayo is your friend; he penned down his opinion about the state of Nigeria which got picked by an international platform while you're here on NL saying no international community knows Fayose, away from the context of the write up.

I was actually referring to that literally. Of course fayose is known internationally as 1st a governor and also a rabble-rouser in the country's opposition party

sonnie10:
Sponsored by Jaga bon himself.

Nobody sponsored the article, the author wrote his opinion about the state of aso rock, is that not what a journalist normally does again?! People sha hian!!!

ROCE:
I don't understand why the OP didn't copy the rest of the article -



You give the impression that Al Jazeera is analysing the story, whereas Fisayo wrote an article about the issue.

Dnt mind dem. So many ineffectual buffoons here on NL. Na the editor of thecable.ng write d opinion piece, liars n wailers are d ones saying its aljazeera. Thunder fire liars!

drss2:
Fayose is seen as d face of opposition by d international community.

Bros wake up from your dream, the article was written by my friend and the best investigative journalist Nigeria has presently, Fisayo Soyombo who was the pioneer editor of thecable.ng (he just resigned few weeks ago).
So, no "international community" knws who d hell ayodele fayose is!