₦airaland Forum

TippyTop:
Donald Trump appears as mad or even more insane than North Korea's Kim Jong-Un.

Exactly, and naso e suppose be. Madness cures madness.
Assad was using chemical weapon upandan without fear. Trump don hit d guy armour store now him body go come down.
Trump is jus doing shakara for NKorea ni sha, because if he siddon for singapore dey'll tink na joke things. And i'm not surprised China is cold abt dis, because dey benefit either way tho

Gobor! 3-0

Chiellini hav bite suarez and barca oooo
Second to do nahin dey pain pass

Cctv fun kini? Iru radarada wo ni Nigeria wan se bayiii...

CCTV ni SURULERE!!!!! Kayeeeeeeefiiiiiii

Goal!!! Juve is doin barca dyabalabala

Kaslino:
i think abandonment wasn't due to any structural defect but due to the world recession of that year.

No mind our people, ara oko tinx. The guy said Housing Collapse oo, market he meant oo. But pple sha

Readonee35L:
You can change the timing belt tooo?

she don bcome Tao mecko be dat! Timin belt ke?! I shudder

ZIMDRILL:
any gender can be best driver

women only take more time to make a decision hence based on stastics less women get involved in accidents compared to men

so being a best driver is one defination slow and being cautious or fast and taking risky


world best cooks are mean but doesnt women are not good cooks ?

Women mostly dont risk driving a car they know has even d slightest of fault that men would count as normal and rugged. That way, they knw dey're almost free of hassles, and when dey notice d fault on d road most of dem park and cry to hubby n mechanic on fone to do d needful but men r naturally stubborn, we go wan rugged am!

peacettw:
That happened to me twice in 2 months. Passersby were simply amazed that I was the driver. Had to wonder why.

2ce in 2 months? Dis is not ordinary
Madam abeg suspect ur mechanic, spare parts dealer, ur driver, anoda person driving d car or ur hubby. Finally, suspect d village W&W associatn, u vex person of recent? Go corner of room go pray oo.

BoboYekini:
Gtfoh you can change fan belt and brake pads indeed.

But seriously, if you watch closely a few times u'd change ur brake pads ursef comfortably... i dint say master brake ooo, or wen its not just abt d pad dats doin d brake, no go use ur hand kill ursef oo

Cc: africanpea

africanpea:
I have been driving for about 14yrs, i can beat my chest and say i drive very well and know some basics in car troubleshooting. At least few times I was able to identify the problem with my battery head and alternator, I can change fan belt perfectly, change tires is easy for me and brake pads if I'm stuck in a place I don't have help.

The road signs are the first basics of driving which I am familiar with, simple logic and common sence comes to play in most cases in driving.

Now God has blessed me with good car I experience less of such hassles in driving, just major oil change and diagnostic checks when necessary.

I still prefer to drive the manual drive cars when going on long distance journey, it keeps me alert.

Waagbayii #teamManual

peacettw:
Well, I follow these steps
1. I call for help which can either be my husband, brother, friend, mechanic or passersby.
2. If I can't access the above which is hardly ever the case, I put up the red triangle, lock up and board a bus.
3. The car gets fixed and I am on the move again.

Please note that I haven't done any different from what my husband would have done in the same setting

If you know how to drive then you'd love your car and the only way you can love it is to know when its sounding good and what the problem is when it breaks down (better still, sensing when there's an imminent issue), even if you cant fix it at all/well by yourself. That's the definition of a good driver (not d speedster, but attitude is an added attribute).
now there are some of us who can smell d car's issue just before it breaks down, this could save the pocket by as much as 50-100%.
Furthermore, knowing what's wrong with your car will save you from a dubious mechanic, and it can also make a good mechanic like you if despite knowing what the problem is you treat him well (he'll leave his wife @midnyt for you, even if they're about to hav sex for d 1st tym in weeks!)

My bro's wife? Badass driver, not just good.
As a crazy lagosian naw, she doesnt allow oo and na 150 she dey rev even in traffic and she changes dat leg from throttle to brake continuously like she's flashwoman

oviejnr:
Thats how crystal palace will defeat Rape Arsenal tonight

1 crate of iced beer for you because u predict d scoreline join with ur 3 emojis

Realhommie:
Lol.. Guy you dey para ooooo.


But i agree with you, she's very boring, dull and the second dumbest HM after Gifty...

As iiin, dat gifty is dull mheeeen! Just lyk only 5mins i watch for d show o but she displayed 200% dullness

TTC

*modified: i open page see 2comments only. I say mk i quick write third to comment, i post am kon see 5more comments... diaris God oooo

Limitless72:
U better shut that protruded mouth of your and celebrate the power of GOD...through his servant


That how some people attract un-bargained curse into their life with their mouth...
If you don't have anything reasonable to say..keep shut

You are one of d reasons why nigeria will never get to the promised land. Development far from nigeria like planet to planet. If he doent bliv it its his own cup of tea, there's no need condemning him. By judging him u sef jus put sin for ur life because even Jesus say make u no curse bt continue to do teach what is right to d unbelievers so dat they may see cause to believe!

heckymaicon:
the Lord is good

All d time, but not in form of dis kind of scam!

RALPHOW:
What is happening in Nigeria? Don't tell it is hardship, the Dr that jumped into Lagoo was comfortable.
Christians please wake up and pray for the land.

No sir, he wasnt comfortable. If he was he wouldnt do it let alone think of doing it.
Psychology is a very crazy thing, only the strong-minded can resist the craziness that occupies a man's mind

NnamdiKanu:
Dont mention me again

sorry sir. But i no lie naaa sebi na tif tif u tif d pix .
Enter naija archives u fit see good civil war pix wey u fit edit, thank me later

Diplomaticbeing:
There's no better way to build your spiritual life other than embracing goodness and meting out same towards others, irrespective of their race, gender, social strata, religious worldview, political ideology etc. . . Become a moralist in words and actions.

If you need any form of dogmatic, credal or revealable organization/book/church/mosque to do good, it simply means that you lack a good sense of morality.

Thank u sir for this. Do good and you've built a church in you. The more people see ur good deeds (without u trumpeting it oo) the more your congregation and slowly they'd use u as reference point and do good always (minus d temptations oo, we r all humans), thereby winning souls for God.
You don't need a building structure to go to church
Your church is your heart, your deeds are the messages and the people whom sees ur good deeds and emulate are your congregation who believe #shikena

I think people have forgotten so soon how all these suicides were predicted when MMM began its crash landing in december.

Its happening now. If you someone who lost their life savings or borrowed millions or close to it in debt pls kindly monitor them more oo. They wont tlk oo dey'll jus act nio.

God help the citizens of Nigeria

sisisioge:
Chime! Bobo wey fine like this! All he needed to do is spend a couple of days seriously toasting a girl and seex shall be his for free for as long as he continues to be a good boy. Arindin!

Two possible reasons:
1) police power: as an officer, agbara tinx
2) psycho tinx: many are mad but few are roaming

ourema:
I thought it has gone through clinical trials before the announcement. Nigeria government and their policy

Me too oo i thought. But let's give credit when due sha, that of course is if this is not another propaganda to make us think they are working.

Passingshot: i don't kniw how we have continued meningitidis outbreak with medical microbiologists aplenty in the country. Oh, sorry, my bad, microbiologists are not recognised in nigeria, we only know SLT and all they know how to do is tell you what is already known, no iota of research know-how.

SmartBug:
I wouldn't mind getting suffocated by that boobs.

Look closely @ all d pix n compare with d 1st one...
... olympus has crashed, na pushup bra

NnamdiKanu:
Long live IPOB... Long live Umuchineke

So u had to steal USA's battle of Iwo Jima flag raising to depict ur non-existent biafran bigotry! I thought you people said you're gallant soldiers, why not look for biafra civil war pictures and edit instead of stealing another country's?!!

Ajewealth123:
ha thank u. Is that is name?
I love that man pieces

As in! Muyiwa Adegoke aka Londoner is the best of d best. His every move is funny, even his stomach sef na lafta. And d way he uses his words and speaks d yoruba language na A1 for funny.
Aderupoko is another funny man (he acted as sgt. Afonja in october 1)

Billyonaire:
We are damned, but I am not. I am planning to key into their delusion and cash out on their ignorance, while living in my bubble...

@bolded u nah badt guy.
Honestly, i just hope oil becomes totally worthless at home and in the international market, to d extent that nobody would see petrol product as a viable means of fueling d economy. Only then will our bubble finally burst and the necessary things would be painfully done eventhough it would take decades or a century to correct

Billyonaire:
I dont know why I lose interest watching anything Nigerian, every production I tune our TV to, looks silly, mediocre and very depressing. Pursuing kobo through quick means instead of inventing patents that lasts for generations.

No country ever progresses on propaganda and stupidity. Only industrialization hand-in-hand with continuous research makes a progressive country. Even our lecturers only want to do something and publish to get promotion, not to make a good product they can patent and an industry produce en-masse, providing more jobs and saving our forex.

Verily verily i tell u, Nigeria is no more in trouble, we have owned and rebranded trouble, patented as mediocrity!

Just do somtin stupid on national tv or twitter or IG or snapchat or youtube #datsall

chrisley:
Krs one - A friend
Rakim- who is God
Mobb deep- where ya heart at
Canibus- buss 'em
Wu thang clan- the w
Vinnie Paz - drag u to hell
Bone thugs - for that love of money
Afu-ra - self mastery
Snoop Dogg- downtown assasins
Nas- mastermind
Cappadonna- run
Gang Starr - right where u stand
Xzibit- heart of men
Scarface- in between us
Masta ace - too long
Jadakiss- letter to biggy
Warren G- game don't wait

#team hardcore# dope niqqa

Team old skool rap
Team rap n hiphop classics

#Dre2001
Mobb deep - Burn (the learnin')
Mobb deep - the system ft. Sizzla
Mobb deep - the bridge
Krs one - #1
Mobb Deep - Shooked ones (aint no such things as half-way crooks #favline)
Snoop dogg - vato
Dre n snoop - 187 (on an udercover cop)
Dre n snoop - nuttin' but a G thing
Dj quick, 2pac, wu-clan - got my mind made up....

...and the list goes on and on and i cant list enough #rhyme

sunnyeinstein:
Right now top 3 are...

Wyclef Jean - Sang Fézi
Pasuma - Nautica
Pasuma - Napoli like Lagos

Adamx23 which one of dem 3 u bumping?

Right now top 3 are...

Wyclef Jean - Sang Fézi
Pasuma - Nautica
Pasuma - Napoli like Lagos