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Abeg who dey house, insomnia don catch ur guy ooo #cantsleep

mystage:
"singing in m.i voice"... when dem kpongbolo dem go dey kpangbala, when dem kpangbala, them go dey kpongbolo, na so death dey start, na so death dey start.

*singin in M.I. Voice*... bad belle, is allowed, is allowed is allowed!!!

MrsPhyno:
Ah Oga I'm so flattered thanks this is embarrassing tho lol

You're not serious o

How's your Sunday? You go church?

I am serious oo
I no go church, i dey deal with mystage siince

My sunday has been ok, i jus dey wait for u to say yes b4 i go d next gear of better

ernecy:
Brother, Kdot is a rap phenomenon...

Abeg leave mystage e-babe alone, before another e-war go erupt for hia...[size=8pt][/size]

Mystage ke? Make e no try me ooo, i ready to fight MrsPhyno e-love with anything!

mystage:
Hahahahahaha. che na u be d pastor for d nairaland church? and for me working for seun,..hmmm,..seun too smal mk i go work for, working for seun or anyone else at dis time of my life wont only draw me backward bt wil also hinder my chance of becoming a trillionaire in the nearest future.

Me pastor? Mba! Na d mods be d pastors ooo, seun na general overseer.

I even dey consider change of church cos d mods too dey ban me jus for callin dia title.
Oh sh*t, i could get anoda ban for dis statement!

mystage:
i dey near jor my nigga, infact i dear here. me e-bf wanabe? well,..anytin u like cal me. abi na crime to wanabe MrsPhyno e-bf? or u tink its unneccessary bcus she is too smal for me?

Bros cool down, ur blood too dey hot

Na me dey ask for MrsPhyno hand in e-relationship , leave us alone and go manage ur concu, sorry, wives

ernecy:
Not really Kanye fan, but I love that particular line in the song, but am more lyk Kendrick's guy

Thanks anyway

Say u be KDot guy only, ernecy abeg chop nuckle. More power to ur ministry you be G

MrsPhyno hwdy, happy sunday... anytin for ur... *checks arounds and confirms mystage is nowhere near*... e-bf wanabe?

mystage:
lolz. bt dis same bro mystage didnt go to church 2day na, how cum u admitting i gat something to say after church service?

Bros u still dey church... NairaLand Evangelical Ministry, and na for Romanceland department u dey work for Seun

mystage:
lolz. see dis my nigga o. bro u re clappin 4 me smillin or nt wont hv a single effect in my life bcus i knw God who is important is smilling for me. nd for d issue of me stuck 2 romance section, i wud say dats a partial truth. as individuals, we all registered on nairaland 4 diff reasons, some 2 chase ladies, some 2 gain knowledge, bt as 2 me my reason is diff frm d mentioned bt a little bit tally wit gaining knowledge. let me tel u point blank my guy, hv been a registered nd active bt ghost reader nairalander since 2013 n i only stated commenting on treads n topics lik 2 months ago. am on nairaland.com 2 study d site which wud help me in developing mine am presently working on(check my signature) nd when am tru studying, i wud personally deactivate my accnt. 99% acts i show on nairaland mostly in romance section is totally diff frm my person in real life.

*still clapping bt now shinning my teeth*
Confession time!!! Bro mystage has somethings to tell us, as service don finish

funkybully:
Eurobber thief. Is He related to thiefinubu?

No, he is related to Orji Uzo Kaaalu and Samboh Dansukih

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot

londongal03:
Only in euroba land

Better than d yiibo lot who smuggle kokaine and rebrands expired products, killin thousands in the process...

...still beta dan hausa/fulani herdsmen that k.ill and ra.pe unsuspecting villager for no reason.

Learn to speak wisely next time, phool!

mystage:
Hahahaha. u nor understand my nigga. God don already do my own, infact God has been doin mine since wen i was 12yrs. so i asked abt d lady u came wit just to knw if God has also done urs, bt if God havent then i wud join u in praying

We don hear u *clappin without smiling* but u be oliver twist, dats y u r stuck in romanceland ....
Plus, u askin evrybody wey dia own kitten tells me dat u go be wife snatcher!

softapples:
@OP talking abt naija movies, i choose state of emergency, though its very old, while non naija, i choose 4 telemundos-don mess with an angel(marichuy and wamigel) while in the uk its james bond's die another day, while in USA its will smith's muhammed ALI, while in asia its jet li's EVIL CULT.

State of Emergency mheeeeen!!!!

It could have been our own version of the never-ending "007" or "the terminator" or "fast and furious" bt our producers&directors lack creativity and ideas

Mheeeen, u wont belive it...

[size=14pt] i just got back from a 24hr total ban from NL... all because i mentioned "MOD" in one of my replies yesterday morning[/size]

There is God oooo

mystage:
Were d lady mk u carry bside u cum?

U and lady palava eh, God go do am for u shogbor

Randyhot:
loool.like u know,but standing in the middle of third mainland

Awwwwwww sad story, ghost mode operation

Randyhot:
High on alomo even up to this early a.m,you see my life?

Pele. Wia u dey type frm? Drainage?

mystage:
Seun Osewa. hv u heard of dis name b4?

Dey decieve ursef, na only ur megabyte seun say make u bring come...
Na only u waka come ooo

mystage:
lolz. bt there is a genuie reason for that which u dnt knw. a landlord sha nt live by one pussy alone.

Bt also by their squat!

U don buy labd wey go finish u

Medunah:
Lol, was kidding bout dat....well am opposite, totally paranoid

Hmmmm... always lookin for d seed of doubt in any situation. Its actually nyce for a lady to be conscious and intuitive.

Saw ur lov for music... I lyk my music dat way to, bt am more inclined to rap. Old skool rap more.

So wat more to Medunah?

mystage:
yea, dats kul anyway. i actually sneaked nd viewed ur profile, it seems ur country of location is diff frm d country nairaland.com originated frm? am i right?

Ghost mode tins eh

Bt, who send u d 2nd part eh?

Medunah:
My name is Saturday and I can read & write

U kiddin ryt? Saturday for a lady? Hmmmmm... its weird bt wld be cool i guess

Well, i trust pple from day 1 till diaris a strong reason to do otherwise. U?

mystage:
yea, dats me my guy.

I am MYSTAGE and i just want to make
#CommonSense

Common sense is not common ooo, ask mystage, d landlord wey rent house giv only ladies. Na ur grave u dey dig!

Medunah:
Yh, I love listening to music and any genre does it for me

Wats hummin in ur mind ryt nw?

mystage:
nor be trafficking tinz. its a matter of a landlord all his female tenates. anyone that refuses his dick gets evicted just like i evicted, wats d girl moniker again sef?...m mr mrs mrsphyno some minutes ago

Wats ur obsession wit MrsPhyno sef? Abeg free my "babe" jere, she had a weird nyt already, no cum add ur ojuju kalaba join abeg!

MrsPhyno:
Goodmorning everyone thanks for the entertainment

Una can make someone laugh sha

mystage sunnyeinstein princeparix and medunah too

talk to you all later

Later gini? This thread must not die *dangles carrot for MrsPhyno as she makes for the door*.....

At least stay till 7am naaaaaw!

MrsPhyno:
Yeah my mind needs a reset last night was weird.... Friday Saturday Sunday, whichever

Nothing remain to sabi shey na me and u dey talk right now what more is there

Hmmm... temme more abt last nyt. Had to. Do with madt fun?

We dey chat, we neva dey tlk
Wia u hittin d screen from?