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E be lyk say me sef go join d endtime crew oo

mystical109:
Dis isn't end time things

I think it is because nafdac staffs are not directly affected, its a solidarity strike just because dem dey d same association!

mystical109:
Not end time enough

EndTime crew, i hail thee

johnydon22:


Just a U-turn. . .

Na reverse i tlk oo, nor be u-turn

johnydon22:
Op the plane did not crash land it developed fault in mid-air and the pilot decided to turn and head back instead of going through with the journey.

Seriously you all should be thanking the piloting crew for their genius decision and wonderful tactfulness in handling the issue.

they deserve the thanks here.

Abeg how plane dey take reverse for mid-air, abeg se na lyk hw trailers dey do am?

valdes00:
I would av loved to wish you happy new month, buh as it is now, I tink wishing you HAPPY NEW DREAM is d best....

Amusaopeyemi:
I got I too. GTB be forming obedient bank
First Bank and Access haven't sent me their own yet.
But the crowd at Gtb Ikorodu this morning na die, saw them on my way to work.

As in ehn, i jus waka pass n smh niii. Bvn kwa! Wia in ikd u stay pretty?

Princedapace:
thanks bro and also where we are today in the telecom industry is as a result of MTN

Oga pls!!! Do not thank mtn, thank Obasanjo for bringing in gsm to naija.

If not for airtel wey dey change management like cloth mtn wouldnt hav held us spellbound all these years. Coupled with our corrupt politicians and an NCC that had hitherto been shackled with bribes (not that they r now corruptn-free o bt at least they all r nw mindful of their conduct), mtn wouldnt had the effrontery to treat the common man like they always do.

God bless glo and etisalat for us, let mtn go back to its south africa pple r waiting to buy them and wave them goodbye sef. They cant try 0.1% of the poo they throw at us here in southafrica. Good penalty, i must say, let them keep paying!

kimberly222:
If u had the fear of God and respect for ur wife u wouldnt have indulged in this sinful affair. U dont deserve ur wife., am sure she is a good woman

D bad thing in all dis is dat d wife might be thinking she's been satisfying her husband oo... what a world!
I think op needs to hav a sexual talk with his wife and teach her in the art of sexual satisfaction.

NB:
Really, what's with the world sef, i hav a close friend just lyk d op, he blatantly spewed this rubbish that " even if i'm married i'll still fvck married women!" fear catch me d day he said it. If no b say na my friend i for don run from am since, bt we guys don dey try change his orientation nw. God help us oo, cos some niggas r just havin brain damage all around!

Who thief my rifle! Who thief my rifle!!

Eze ndi igbo in akure?! Really, i don't just get this igbo people and their egoistic style of living.

How can they be parading a 'king' in a foreign land where there is an indigenous paramount ruler?!!!

It's a taboo but yorubas are too modest and magnanimous, so they let you and your foolishness be... however, they chose to carry their foolish act to the oba's palace and they expected a grand entry! Taboo!!! The youths have done well by flogging him, its a way of cleansing the land.

Igbos that want to be Eze should go to their anambras, abias, enugus etc to claim supremacy.
In a foreign land, you can only have an association and elect a chairman/president who would forster better relationship with the indigenes #datsall #dropspen

Teempakguy:
nice joke . . . try this in real life, and you won't be having sex for three months.

Did u say 3months? You r hearing from her lawyers next!!! #divorce

karlriz:
De nada.

significado mucho

karlriz:
.....

"Coffin for head of state"....(U fit check "music.naij.com"

Download Complete!!!

Gracii

karlriz:


The Most fearless man av eva heard of.#A moment of silence.

#In Baba Fela's voice#...De no wan take am, but de take am, I say de no wan take am, but de take am, Obasanjo grab am (But de take am), Yaradua grab am (But de take am).. ..He went 2 front of d army Barack 2 drop his mother's corpse even amidst well armed soldiers....he then proceeded 2 studio 2 sing d above song, which is why towards d end of d song, he kept sayin "He de there now now now now, he de there now now now now".. ...#Abami_Eda indeed!

Like dat song, especially d way d backup singers put passion... not to mention baba fela in deep sobbing singing that song. Sorrowful indeed #rip
Mbok, nak me d title again make i download sharply. Tnx

zinachidi:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/newspaper-vendor-demands-n50m-apology-from-senator-for-assault-defamation/222931/

No be dat senator wey dey sleep during ministerial nominees' screening be this?!!

LieDetector:

Dis man dey sleep today again?!

oluspencer:
Shey u want 2 hear the truth................ Wenger want to leave his old wife and nack Mourihino daughter as *Aristo*

PRINCENWAEZE:
I think they should shut up and never decide the victory till the war ends

Bad belle is allowed, terrorist like you. Enemy of progress for Nigeria, dats what your lot are!

warrior01:
Another conjectures from the useless punch newspaper. Are we in a military era where EFCC can just freeze someone's account without a court order. Must they even mention Gej's name? Somebody should tell these idio.ts in power now thay should leave propaganda and face the business of governance. Since Buhari became the president, the economy is seen nose diving, people are losing their jobs in droves and instead of finding a solution, he is busy on his selective vindictive mission.

They flagged it incase there's any suspicious activity, not freeze them. Blame punch's screaming headline.

doctokwus:

Honestly didnt know so called educated people can also be good clowns.
So those listed above were achievements?

Dont mind them, Egyptian govt recently dredged a canal without borrowing a penny to do so. They raised bonds from citizens who are now shareholders of the economic gains that project would bring in the long run through taxing ships and other bizness interests attached to it...

Now that's what i define as achievement: a project reaching and benefitting the common man!

abu12:
Haba oga, why are u sounding like a foooollll, that mikel can't go broke? U are quick to tell us how much he receive per week, but u are not telling us how much he pay as tax in uk there. U are not telling us how much he pay his domestic staff including his spokesman, layer, physician, manager etc. U don't even knw if mikel is a slave 2 his manger mallam shittu or earn 40percent of mikel allowance per week, no man is immune from going broke, forget that figure u are seeing on paper, only foooools like u will bliv mikel alone pocket 22million per week [/size]

StepTwo:
dude, wayne rooney is the highest paid player in EPL and earns 300k a week.

don't know if the Mikel you talk about plays Rugby.

No mind dem, Nigerians been gullible since 419BC. d £80k mikel recieves he pays over half as tax, him agent fee fit be like 15-30% of his wage oo, u neva add him PA and oda staff he go get. Plus he go dey pay different property taxes oo.
Wat i'm driving at is that most footballers earn more money via transfer fees and sign-on fees. Including royalty bonus while moving clubs.
Our brother Mikel is laughing on the bench, recieving peanut and doesnt even play to earn some tashere bonus, instead he's busy fathering kids and galivanting about. Na wen he be 40yrs e go start to dey hear am. Make e go ask d Gascoines, Best, Yekinis etc.
Except he manages to earn a coaching licence and becomes a good coach, that guy go come naija dey do business and hustle for contract soonest!

melzabull:
hahaha. 'insalt' you're right!...but his work rate and commitment is second to none, make e no hear you'o.

Some players don't just have speed as their thingy, but they more than make up for it with their breathtaking passes, skills, presence of mind, charisma and influence on the pitch

Especially dat pirlo and xavi, na disappear dem dey take reach front and d ball go dey dia leg! enof magic

melzabull:
shut up! Speed is a talent and not every player has speed as their talent. Speed has little to do with age. There are very skillful players who lack pace

Okocha is skillful but lacks pace, ditto for the following players:
KANU
Xavier Hernandez
Isco
Mezut Ozil
Andrea Pirlo
Xabi Alonso
Mikel Arteta etc

As in ehn, i don see others jog before oo (including pirlo) but i neva see Xabi Alonso run once!!!

hectorswag:
M.I is in a league of his own! To me, he is the pioneer of Nigeria's rap industry, nobody can take that away from him.

But him comparing himself to Vector in this case gives a glimpse into what is going on in his mind, which is obvious- he feels intimidated by Vector's free-styling abilities. Of which I feel he shouldn't be. He's already got some attributes which other rappers crave for!

M.I you're my guy and I respect and admire you, just ignore further comments on this matter, don't allow people (fans especially) to push you to make comments you gon regret!!

You're way bigger than all this, so act the part!

MI the father of rap? My friend go and sleep! Dat weed u smoke don do for now, u hear?

OrlandoOwoh:
Hundred of years before Ovanranwen N'Ogbaisi's reign, the practice was discontinued when the Oba (I've forgotten his name) died in a river during one of his expeditions.

Oba Ehengbuda durin one of his many journies to the Bini military settling camp now known as Lagos

OrlandoOwoh:
Nice one. This reminds me of the old Benin Empire, where the oba were personally leading their army to battles.

The Ogiso Kings, and most importantly...

Oba Ewuare the great and Oba Ovhoramwen N'Ogbaisi

I too like dat Oba Ovhoramwen oooo