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yemstok:
Wizkid's "Ojuelegba"

"Ni Ojuelegba o! dem know my story"

What story?

Bros, God's blessing go dey rain on you continuously. I have been scratching my head ever since he said those words ooo.... what story? Se d story about Banky W plucking him from secondry school to become a star or wc one again?

timbros:
LOL...

I'm married though and I got nothing to hide from wifey.

I like hearing that from married people

Xhaka:
Me sef go compose when i know say i dey flirt na
She nogo get that chance at all

Bro, lyk we used to say during undergraduate days, "sleep na bastard", so no think say ur winch go fit catch dat moment wen bae go dey put ur finger dey scan while u go don reach ur grandma village dey greet the igwe for there

omenka:
I see hot brains everywhere! I know how hot these pictures would make some people's stomachs get. Too bad we can't help you people.

Fashola's got this thing about his appearance that makes him stand out wherever he is- just can't place a finger on it, but it is there.

Great team.

It is well with Nigeria.

@fashola, he radiates humility anywhere he finds himself. So calm a man.... oh, and he doesnt flash his teeth unnecessarily. Almost everytin na business, like buhari

timbros:
Finger print scanner is the most secure.

Xhaka:
I support you, surely it is the most secured

Hmmmm, bt wen bae/boo wakes in d midnyt and scan ur hand while asleep... all ur dirty cloth wey u hide inside dat fone na 5am u go see all of dem for floor!

Kenny4lyfe:
This is a statement by the government of Bauchi state and not by the officials responsible for this aberration at the airport.
Had it been that this was not exposed on social media, they'd had closed their mouth and quietly sweep it under wraps. SMH

Yet some #President Buhari wants to send us back to NIPOST era with their anti-social media bill.
Bunch of hypocrites.
#Season_Greetings folks!
We will have a memorable Xmas this 2015 with or without our noisemaking chanji-mongers! Amen!

I dont wish we are gagged in the mouth tru d social media bill but i am also a fan of objectivity that's why i'd ask this question...

Why do some set of people love causing chaos in the country through spreading of false news on the internet? The bill, i guess, is for such people.

Have a lovely yuletide season

SeXistBaStaRd:
I dey jare...How your side?

I catch u!
We tight here ooo lyk naija economy. Na God hand we dey

SeXistBaStaRd:
His ex is probably somewhere crying her ass of...In her youth, she dey dribble Guys heads now nobody to score goal on her pvssy


Ladies I hope you will cut part.of your longthroat

Vanquay hwfar na

that was a retrained Nigerian Army i saw in that video...
But some youths can use their life to fly kite sha, and all this because of religion makes it more baffling

kukos to the COAS for engaging peacefully before carrying out the necessary when it seemed to overly get out of hand

GOD CONTINUE TO GUIDE AND BLESS THE NIGERIAN ARMY IN THE COURSE OF CARRYING OUT THEIR DUTIES

Kindly add "graphic photos" to the title! What d bleep is dis poo!!?

A homeless guy found something to wear, you making a joke of him but he's smiling and grateful for d clean clothes... #LIFE

MrKong:
Something Nairaland mods need to learn

Bros e be lyk say u don chop ban tire!

Hmmm... so dat is how jonathan will lose @home while he is even in the house gangan...

Endtime loss

looseweight:
Welcome to Nigeria where workers jubilate to receive payments for their sweat...

We are really suffering in this country.

IAMLOOSEWEIGHT

Bros can we now say they are not sweating on the job? Becos i know many a workers that practically do nothing for months. So bro, they could be rejoicing for collecting wages their work probably did not merit! #MeThink

horlakunle25:
guy u jst mention my 2 best album 4rm him so far!!!

Add Napoli Like Lagos bro... and Evergreen

jimi4us:
Wetin dis tout dey sing sef. Cos all I hear from him is just noisy sounds.

You sef make noise as e dey do make we see if you go fit sell 10copies of ur noise... even ur demo go lost for inside studio computer niii

allanphash7:
Omo iyawo anobi
Oganla 1
Golden Son of Mushin (GSM)
Popsy Aliyah
Ijaya Fuji
Panorama
Africa puff daddy
Arabambi 2nd
Otunba gbogbo oni fuji





Up Gunners ! Up Pasuma wonder


HBD eyan iyi

Alabi The Man
Orobokibo master
Erin l'omo lesekese
Iba Wasila'
Eyan Hollander
Eyan flakky ididowo...
Eyan mayweather!!!
Chairman from naija to napoli and all of europe ( for those sayin he's still local)

HBD to the fuji maestro who steals the show whenever he jumps on a hiphop track (rhymes beta than most of our so-called hiphop artistes!)

trollolololol come see the correct person wey u dey use ur wretched life dey beef... idi0t of lyf u are, a real slowpoke of a human being!

trollolololol:
shut the fvck up dumbass

we all knw who the dumbass is here, slowpoke. Tryn to get noticed by bashing a celebrity, we knw ur type. We hav seen u ooo, kindly crawl back to d mental institutn you escaped from, ode ayeraye, oloshi eniyan, abinu eni ma sanfaani oshi

trollolololol:
Poverty is truly a disease. go and do something about your disgusting life. dumb fool
yea i deleted it cos im sick of retards like you quoting me like i was talking to y'all in the first place.
go fvck yourself you ape

E pain am!!! odensin lyk u!
I can't imagine a sane human being sayin he changed his mind due to retards... oh, u aint sane in the 1st place that's y peeps on NL bashed ur retarded brain. U lead a disgusting life and angry at the success of ur fellow human being. You are an idi0t of the highest order, the words that form ur moniker got more sense than you. Lemme use anoda pasuma lyrics to giv u smackdown...

"Gbogbo busybody e shorgbayin oo, eyin le n r'eku to p'owe, le de ma so'fun eye to de n bawi... trollolololol ko ye shebe mor ko daaaaaaaa oooo"

trollolololol:
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The modafoka don change am afta d backlash... attention seeker, u got served. Lemme celebrate ur fool-hardiness with a fav line from popsy aaliyah's song...

"Oruko ti change oooo, gbogbo nkan ti yi pada, e le tele l'eru owa, l'owo ta wa yi sarola n d'eko, sarolaj fuji yasin logb'odeee"

DONSMITH123:
you don join end time crew?

If u cant beat them, my guy u join dem oo... dats end time for u!

Finish here or carry ur story go

Omo onile assoc of NL

EndTime pirates

nazzydude:
Anything Nigerians put hand. We defeat the purpose. No one forced them to do Black Friday. They literally just scamming Nigerians. By 12.02 the so called 1gig hot 2 was already sold out and it supposedly started the flash sale by 12am.smh. That's pure scam. Their 90% discounts are just 1,000 removed from price of items. Black Friday my foot.

Bro i thought i was d only one who witnessed the midnight scam. From 12:00 to 12:02am- a diffrence of 2minutes- Infinix sold out, abeg se na winch quick put am for cart?

Vanquay:
First I thought it was Democracy later I realized it was Genocracy only for Recent evens to reveal it was Abokiocracy

Vanquay my guy, o to'jor meta o o o how u dey n hw parolz... se ur american gfs don giv u small leave ni?

On behalf of the namecheckers association of nairaland, we hereby declare that we totally rebuke the actions but wholeheartedly embrace our petty thief, at least he no go tey for prison and hopefully he'll change..... not like the drug-carrying Igbos yeeeeeeboos who do drug, get life imprisonment and still look for ways to continue it in prison. Thank you.

Best Regards,
Signed for NCAN.

Ambode and Buhari wanto make end time far now oo.... no food for End Time Crew (ETC) here

END TIME CREW, WHERE ARE YOU?!!

powerfulsettingz:
End time contest

With end time contestants

AsSabirin:
the kind of topics that hit the home page of nairaland just baffles me.
i get its about traffic and the under 17s that somehow have access to a smart phone and internet make up the bulk of your members but "dude" dont you dream big? dont you want this website to be in the same league as the newyork times and its likes.
the surprising thing is that, there are very educational and informative topics all over the site but just remain there because they do not get the required exposure.

no more educational and informative master pieces form the likes of jarus on the front page, just stupid gossip form a vivianblog! i mean come-on!!?? nairaland of the later years might not have had nearly as much people but it certainly was much more meaningful and purposeful.

seun

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