₦airaland Forum

grandstar:
Her English is good! Quite impressed!

I have never knew the worse had happened until I got home

seunny4lif:

Na true now
Men be wasting money meant for business on women since the day before Adam and Eve
Dats Eve na she start all the wahala self

But Adam no pay money naaw, he paid in kind! #boneTinz

charix:
Should've called it SDQ then; an even better and more unique name than CDQ.

U knw d S there is pronounced Si, and Si=C, so he can be excused. And i think d name blends, S adds more stress to calling it sef

charix:
The funniest name in the Nigerian music industry. CDQ, what does that mean -- Compact Disc Quality?

SoDiQ

Pidggin:
Sorry, but he knew the Church doesn't condone priests affiliating with politicians/political parties as he was doing. Padre, remember your calling and remain non-partisan

I am a catholic and i perfectly understand their reason for such move. Although making him serve under another priest is some form of punishment, i think its the wrong one. Father Mbaka's methods attracts people to him, yes, and knowing this they should've sent him to a struggling remote community where the church would gain a foothold and people learn the gospel...
Also, i want to state that although nowadays priests are not to champion the political society, the church itself directed the affairs of nations at some point in the past (and maybe italy and the americas presently), and still dabbles in it, e.g. cardinal okojie recently criticized buhari's administration and has always been vocal about things he feels is not wrong, why wasnt he 'punished'? Or he's way past punishment? #misplacedJustice

dtruth3:
Did I hear him complain that he was going to suffer?


OMG! so he was call to enjoy before?
So Mbaka has been enjoying?


Ok

Biko, digest story before spewing trash ooo...


inugo?

They should post their breakup pixs too oo when the time comes. Mtcheeew, iranu

Oghumu1:
Very true brother!! But goto ikorodu now and see what that new BRT has caused.. U go see crowd there like say na free visa them dy give. U mentioned continuity , but I've not seen improvementsin one political party has been ruling us for past 16 years. Indeed we need smart leaders not thieves

Bros i follow join ooo, infact pple dey use tie enter BRT now oo, forget their car for house!
Now imagine when light rail show fully!

Rossikk:
It's really tragic that a major bridge like Third Mainland - the longest in Africa - that should ALWAYS be well lit, has to wait for an incoming state governor to 'light it up'. It's just ludicrous.

Bros, light has always been on 3rdMB oo, maybe e no dey every inch and maybe d light no constant o, but light has always been there since #fashola time immemorial

Oghumu1:
it depends on the area u went to. There are places u will enter and even get robbed on the road. But Lagos na name If I carry u go ikorodu my guy,u go love Lagos o

I passed thru agric busstop 2weeks ago and i no believe my eyes! Ambode finished what fashola started and added panache to it. That's why continuity is a necessity and smart leaders are needed, not thieves.

Nigeria is coming back to life!!!

mightyfada:
Speaking from experience. 2007.

Was driving my mum & sisters back from market when the brake fail. I no even tell them anything. Just removed my leg from acceleration gradually put the gear back to 1 and kept on using the handbrake. When we reach home na him I tell them see shout, my pman just commend me saying thats thoughtful of me.

In case you experience it, dont bother to tell any female in the car cause na them go put fear into your mind with their shout.

Back in 2008 or thereabout, we 4 guyz and a girl where in a rickety campus cab and we joked abt d ride gettin bumpy, little did we know... fast forward 5mins later at around d now zoo garden (funaab) the brake failed b4 d descent(sloppy terrain), we guyz noticed d driver was tryn to brake seriously and was sweating profusely (old man don shake him life komot ) we just calmed him down, told him to leave d free express unto d bumpy side and gradually it slowed down bt dint stop b4 reaching d gtbank bt fortunately a palm tree field dey d side so we just told him to enter and keep rollin in a cirlcle till d tin go stop and luckily it work after like 3cycles. See people gather dey watch us from afar while we gyz dey laf at the sweating cab driver. We came down to a heroes welcome and d girl collapse as she drop

Never forget dat terrible situation we youngies naively helped a confused old man out of, saving six of us!

Larryfly:
Brake failure is not a death sentence




Except your villagers are involved

Brake failure is not a death sentence




Except your villagers are involved

Honestly, u r on point. E dey happen to anyboddy, wat u just nid to do is be calm wen it does and start using any of the options given here based on d gear n brake system of ur car, they are all valid points i must say because i be veteran for brake failure tinx

mightyfada:
This got me laughing. So if my break fails, I should bring out my phone and start to browse on the page abi?

You for tell me to take a selfie and post it on social medias and ask for help abi.

If you have any help, put them here and put the site as a link so after reading the post, I might then decide to visit the post.

e for. Even tell us to buy credit join sef if we no get data, or make we go quick buy browsing fone to take do am. Or....
....make we yell "who get fone" tru d window wen d brake fail make we for fit visit d yeye site.

No mind d unblogger, wrongest way to advertise a blog!

TITOBIGZ:
With pleasure,Just head for the nearest Bermuda triangle,nd u r .........

Tnx me later.

Oshaaamo! Baddest lomor

I lov d topic ooo, because i've been driving a brakeless old kia jeep for over a month and i don repair am last-last sha presently. For an auto-spirit like me its cool n dangerous bt thats y its a car anywayz, so i really enjoyed it. Forget d apply handbrake bu**sh*t, e nor dey work oo, e go aggravate am nii because once u pull it down again d engine'll gather more speed.
Also, dont put that car on neutral ooo, na God i take beg you oo, because neutral go jus free ur engine for d accident to happen surely surely oo.

on a more serious note, pls repair that brake pad oo, dont be like me oo cos i just decided to try it for the experience ooo incase i find myself in such situatn to knw d diff tinx i can do.... and i do knw now.
God's safety is ours in Jesus and Mohammed's name, Amen

etiosa97:
end time tuface. end time wizkid. end time dammy crane. end time admin. end time suen. end time forum

Ladies n Gentlemen... this is the EndTime Master

lomprico:
Wait! You tripped over, fell and landed on his lips?
I dnt get, pls explain.

that's an Eminem line i'd never forget in his verse in the song "Guilty Conscience" with Dr. Dre

*faints*

Les Horribles

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annus horribillis

siraj1402:
I won't blame Mimiko,since na only market and bus stop him they build for him ppl.

see finishing!!!

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EdCure:
So sad that some things may never change in Nigeria.

A pessimist is an optimist with experience.

Wrong assertion there sir......

A pessimist is an optimist who chose to stop believing

Eventhough i support APC and their policies, i reject the op on dis one. This thread is misinformative and propaganda-ish. It should be closed and op banned.

Cc: lalastica mogidi Mynd44, kindly do the needful

omoalajah:
With Glo i watched a movie and my 3GB is nowhere to be found. Na to delete the app o. Na gbese. Ending my subscription asap.

Me sef wey i dey stream The Flash series on normal websites dem dey make my glo 3gb data dey enter cardiac arrest, not to tlk of using netflix na die be dat!

kilokeys:
HD porn while wife was sleeping

Uncle agbayaaaaaaa

VickyRotex:


Dont mind Op. He doesn't wanna mention that

Abi ooo, who dey proud of am? Of wc, wat dey dont know is dat p0rn dey chop data pass movies and series sef

sundoj08:
Lol Yemen ke. Na only bomb free for that side o

opwa4us:
Dagunro movies on netflix. Remember its not irokotv. Its an international streaming company that bases her resolution on international standard. Originally Nigerian movies aren't 720p from the studio talkless of watching it at 720p on a streaming site. I think the best u can go for now is this Airtel and etisalat Netflix bundle.




CAUTION!!! don't watch Netflix with your data. Too deadly to behold

@emboldened

Emmygreenp:
Na chelsea fan sef

*faints*

One nearly sold my dad's ride... the thing jus develop fault wey him mecho no fit solve as e dey go deliver am

I smell foul with the source... its a PDP-sympathizer! May God's wrath descend all corruption supporters!

Waitin

idupaul:
My friend for ur info they met on third mainland bridge

*faints*

efilefun:
And what happened to the money generated from the partial removal under GEJ, it was duly shared among the yam eaters right Cuz I never saw any mass transit bus bought from that money and sure-P was next to trash. I will prefer keeping my money with abacha than have GEJ and his fellow yam eaters watch over it.

@bolded Nigerians mouth tooo baaad *faints*

#FG Alert enter for night, omo na GodWin oooooo. I smile enter 2016 ooo, e go continue in Jesus name, amen

NaLaugh:
8. Silica gel can also be taken out of the package and consumed with garri and real cold water in place of peanuts.

9. Silica gel can also be used if you run out of noodle spices.



Warning: Do NOT try this at home. You will not live to tell about the taste.

N.B.: Kindly write a suicide note b4 doing it

xareal:
but it isn't even funny enough to make Ben Bruce smile

Elparaiso:
The Obanikoro Guy?