₦airaland Forum

actoor:
Can you die for me?

Would love to but I'm not Jesus.

Well everyone have their mouth to say whatever  they like. All I know is that Chelsea of Today isn't that of Scolari's arena. Arsenal be warned. 

Be urself.

Finiky,
See, I will advice u wont wait ur time on programs lik dis. Cos it wil b very painful especially if u pay 2 access d internet. I did stuffs lik dis when I was in SS2, I wastd lot of cash on browsin day & nite.
Face reality if programs lik dis are real as in they actually pay their members, everyone would have drop their job and start working online. Also it not possible 4 someone 2 giv u 100pounds just 4 joining his website. I'm advicing u cos I'v been there b4.

@ All
especially Siena, I would have supported you if any of the issues we' arguing havn't happened to someone very close to me before, but the truth is, it happened to my Mum,I shouldn't be saying this but I don't know how else to convince you guys. Anyway let me tell you how it really happened.

I was coming from school that day when I got home I saw my sister crying, I decided to find out what was wrong she told me that our Mum came home crying and couldn't talk again. I was shock to hear this, I went to meet my mum in her room and tears was rolling down her eyes, and she was trying to tell me what happened and she couldn't talk. She tried to talk but she was unable to talk. Si I had to call my Dad to come home to see for himself what was going on. When Dad coame around we had to pray for about 3hrs non-stop before my Mum could say a word. So finally she narrated how she entered a bus from Yaba, and she asked to go home and bring the money my Dad asked to to keep.

She said they told her where she will find the money in our house even as she didn't even know that my Dad gave me any money, hearing that alone, I was surprise because I still can't figure out how they managed to know where I kept the money no one had knowledge of. She came home and took the money back to them.

She said after getting to them, they collected the money threw her out of a bus under motion. She also said someone (not part of them decided to bring her home but the person insisted that she wouldn't follow her to our house for security reasones). I didn't blame the woman really. Maybe she was afraid.

Now let reason about the whole story, How were they able to know where I kept the money? How come my mum had to go back to them? Also why couldn't she talk when she came back home?

guys, there is nothing to argue about this is Nigeria where anything I repeat anything can happen. I was in 'Keke Napep' yesterday when I heard on radio that someone dishappened after wearing a helment. According to the report, the bike rider was taking to Area F Police Station at Ikeja. If you need any proof just go to Area F and confirm I havn't confirmed really but it can be true because something similar had happen to someone very close to me I mean my mum.

This Helment Policy can aswell put many bike riders into problem, now consider if the bike rider that was taken to Area F knew nothing about the whole issue, it is possible for a passenger to do whatever he likes to a helment given to him, but the bike rider will be held responsible because he owns the helment.

oluwdashmi:
can u image? but this guy has a helmet with him now!!

Maybe the Okada rider himself is afraid of the passengers, as the two helments are the same. He can easy mix them up. Man pikin no wan end life for pot. I don't blame him really.

bronx_dog:
I concludethat Nigerians are worse than monkeys in reasoning.

Imagine Dog dey call People monkey. Guy, U worst O. Where U from shef?

 Nigerians no wan end up for soup pot.

@ Pelumiv

Drag the Yahoo Messenger icon from Desktop into GPass panel and always launch the Yahoo Messenger from GPass whenever you want to use it.

Where I dey all this while? Anyway Happy New Year everyone.

I can't help but keep laughing. You guyz need to see comedy shows happening on Lagos road all in the name of Helment Policy.

Yesterday a man had to put Newspaper on his head before wearing a helment.

Sorry I forgot to wish u guyz a Happy new year first not my fault really, I was carried away with thi Helment issue. So many so many drama to come.

@ Info and others,

Pls kindly list other phones that have Network Mode options aside from N73 and E51.

You can get the casing at GSM Zolution at Pepple Street in Computer Village, Ikeja. But I don't know if they have the screen.

bintab:
@sun temi, na wa for you sha. I bet you know how marijuana works . i mean the real gbana.if this guy try this remedy i bet he will be high as oke and it will take some tranquilliser to bring him down.na so his eye go dilate and probably start to pee on himself.That advise is very ridiculous and should never be embrace. @ poster--- Mohawk chick advise is the best as it is reasonable and logistic.If you can, you can check with cosmetologist, they will be able to help you.

Bintab, na wa for u too o. How something wey person want put for head go make am high? I didn't ask him to smoke the stuff abi u no read my post wellaly?

To add to what LoveAlways said, it really good for Parents to educate their children very early. They should learn to use real words like Penis when teaching children the parts of their body so that when ever any issue that involves that comes up, they ( the children ) wouldn't be shy to talk to them.

Sex education is very good at an early stage because if children should learn it from their friends first, they can't wait to experience how it feels like engaging in sex. In the long run, it like learning the hard way.

Will you decide not to allow your child to go to the University because there is cultism in Higher Institution.

The Chairman sounds very funny to me.

fender:
Thanks my guy, i actualy bought a morgan hair cream yesterday & as u've said it might not be original. I''ll ve to see how i can get the marijuana
in my neighbourhood.

Now U' talking.

This is one of the reasons why I don't like helping some people. Imagine You are asking of stuff that can make your hair dark. I told you to use the mixture of marijuana and Hair cream, and you said that one taya you._{nawa 4 u o} Guy, if it was to be in the past I would have asked you to buy Morgan Hair Cream only, but the truth is, you can't easily get the original one now that why I told you to add marijuana, because the combination works very well.

If not for the way people view Marijuana, it is very good for hair and other stuffs like that. Anyway I wish you good luck in searching for a better alternative.

Relax your hair with Ebony relaxer.

   Get Marijuana and grand it till it turns powderish. Also buy Morgan hair cream.

   Mix the marijuana powder with hair cream very well. Apply the mixture on your hair daily.

iz2much:
i was in a college in utah then when I slept with 3 sisters and another 3 friends, I felt good After doing that

Are U sure, U're not carrying HIV.

Just follow your heart. I pray God help you since U have a child for him already.

angelina08:
Last week was computer village, shut down because inefficiency to pay their tax rates, Now it is the mighty market we have at Lagos State "Alaba Market".

What is going on, if there are any tax or rates to be paid, please give them the time to pay it. please shuting down markets will not help.

All this markets are were peoples are hoping with in this Christmas time, to help there families needs. please so that we will not increase stilling in Lagos State. please, ooooo,

Lets hope they listen.

Schooling in a Government school was sometimes fun. you know, we need to be reminded everyday to be on socks. those days, I love wearing palm sandals to school, so I will put Plaster on my feet to deceive the seniors and teachers that I cant be on socks cos of the wound i'm carrying.

I use to write Headline News on the class Board. In the news, I do write about nasty things some teachers do. Like one day The Vp asked us to pay 4300 for waec instead of 2500. So during Assembly in the morning the next day the principal said the amount is 2500. So during the class I wrote on the board that "WAEC business Principal said 2500, VP said 4300. where is the remaining 1800 where is our 1800 going to." Later that day the Vp came to our class, saw it and was like who wrote this. Someone pointed me and he asked me to see him later in his office and then cleaned what I've written.

When I got to him he was like You are a bad boy, what if the principal sees it.

Fashola wants people 2 pay tax without showing them how to calculate it. Soludo gave banks enough time before taking action let Fash learn from him.

I think I've gotten a good idea.

Create that Locker.bat on your desktop and it automatically create the locker folder.
Put the files you want to lock in that folder and move the locker.bat to another folder, let say My Document,
Now try double clicking on the locker.bat from My Document. You will notice it will ask if u want to lock the folder then type y. U will also notice that nothing will happen. Now try double clicking the locker.bat again it will ask you to type the password, type the password,
the locked folder will come up but without the contents ( your Files ).


So the bottom line is this,
When creating the lock folder create it in a very safe directory u can easily remember and very hard for anyone to guess. Then move the Locker.bat to the desktop, with this, i[b]t will be very hard for anyone to know where it is initially saved.[/b] And In case U want to view your contents again move the locker.bat back to that directory where you initially saved it, Double the Locker.bat and type your password, the locked folder will come up with your files. Try it.

LUDALOOLO:
Right click on the name you use to create the folder .bat then click on edit look for the part that say type your password here put any password of ur choice then save it. You are done. But its not secure because anyone who have the knowledge of how you create the folder can access it.

thats true but all the same it cool as most people wont even figure out how to use it. I think there should be a way to solve this.

U carry mouth, I mean U get mouth. Mind U, I havnt come to fight either.